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>Nero mocks Kirk about having killed Kirk's father, despite having absolutely no knowledge whatsoever that he actually killed Kirk's father.
>My face when

>George Kirk clearly expresses that he does not want his son named after his father moments before his death.
>My face when the bitch names him James Tiberius Kirk.