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Pirates of the Caribbean 3

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Ok, part of the ending of the Pirates of the Caribbean 3 movie is flawed. They cut out Will's heart in order to turn him into the new captain of the Flying Dutchman. WHY? That made no sense. The reason Davy Jones cut out his heart in the first place was because it caused him to get all sappy and emotional from being apart from Calypso. He was captain of the Dutchman for 10 years before he showed up for his regular decade conjugal visit, she wasn't there, so THEN he cut out his heart.

This makes no sense.
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