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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:24:00 No.15827016 View View Reply Original Report

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Why does /tv/ hate Zach Braff?

I mean, i know /tv/ hates a lot of actors but the hate i've seen for Zach Braff has just been extreme, and not with any good reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:25:00 No.15827039 Report

Quoted By: >>15827089

just look at his face.

LOOK AT IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:26:00 No.15827050 Report

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he looks derp

thats why

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:26:00 No.15827052 Report

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i think it's probably all the racism

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:26:00 No.15827059 Report

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He was great in Scrubs and for a first time director, Garden State was good. I just don't know what the fuck he's doing now. :< I love Braff. Donald Faison too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:26:00 No.15827061 Report

Quoted By: >>15827082

racism
and scrubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:27:00 No.15827067 Report

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I wish they'd just kill Zach Braff and get it over with. It's the waiting I can't stand.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:27:00 No.15827075 Report

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I love Zach Braft. he's the Solid Snake of movies

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:28:00 No.15827082 Report

Quoted By: >>15827115

>>15827061

Hey! You can't be racist against whites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:28:00 No.15827089 Report

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pretty much this>>15827039

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:28:00 No.15827092 Report

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he has said some horrid shit, he's a bad person

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:30:00 No.15827114 Report

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Sorry OP, I'm too busy making a soppy monologue over a montage of imaginary events to be able to reply.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:30:00 No.15827115 Report

Quoted By: >>15827158 >>15827177 >>15827179

>>15827082
>zach braff
>full name
>Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff

im not even kidding

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:31:00 No.15827139 Report

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>Don’t get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it’s just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn’t sit well with me.

Is that a real thing? Did he actually say that?

Because I can't fucking tell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:32:00 No.15827158 Report

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>>15827115
>Israel
Hahaha he's named after a shithole.

I'm going to call my kid Quincy Baltimore "Q-Man" "Quinn" Dorpelkoepfer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:33:00 No.15827167 Report

Quoted By: >>15827209 >>15827221

because of statements like these

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:34:00 No.15827176 Report

Quoted By: >>15827221

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:34:00 No.15827177 Report

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>>15827115

God bless the promised land

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:34:00 No.15827179 Report

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>>15827115

Oh lawd.
That's like naming your kid Billy "Red-white-and-blue" Johnson

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:36:00 No.15827209 Report

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>>15827167
holy shit i lold

got any more?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:36:00 No.15827221 Report

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>>15827176
>>15827167

Oh, god! My sides!!
can't breathe

Saetre !!GGfD/L/6IX9

Saetre !!GGfD/L/6IX9 Mon 02 May 2011 05:37:00 No.15827249 Report

Quoted By: >>15827266

Someone post some Zach Braff quotes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:38:00 No.15827266 Report

Quoted By: >>15827324 >>15827372

>>15827249
>>15827249
>>15827249
POST SOME QUOTES DAMNIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:41:00 No.15827315 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:41:00 No.15827324 Report

Quoted By: >>15827435

>>15827266
"I don’t like the term ‘black people’, I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as ‘people’."

- Zach Braff

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:44:00 No.15827372 Report

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>>15827266
”What an asshole, he didn’t even show up to the premiere of his own movie.”
– Zach Braff on Heath Ledger

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:45:00 No.15827393 Report

Quoted By: >>15827422 >>15827469

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:45:00 No.15827395 Report

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>Zach Braff
>Racist

Whoa... Am I missing something?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:46:00 No.15827421 Report

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:46:00 No.15827422 Report

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>>15827393
cant stop laughing!!!!

Saetre !!GGfD/L/6IX9

Saetre !!GGfD/L/6IX9 Mon 02 May 2011 05:46:00 No.15827423 Report

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"Oh yeah it was totally necessary and made the world a better place"

- Zach Braff on the holocaust

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:47:00 No.15827435 Report

Quoted By: >>15827454 >>15827522

>>15827324
Is... That real?!

How on earth did he fake the bromance on Scrubs?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:48:00 No.15827454 Report

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>>15827435
Him and Donald are still best friends IRL.
Most of these are fake. Funny, but fake.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:48:00 No.15827458 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:49:00 No.15827469 Report

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>>15827393
Not funny. The point of these quotes is to be subtle and not offensive until the "Zach Braff on X" part.

MissingNo. [5414-9187-9898]

MissingNo. [5414-9187-9898] Mon 02 May 2011 05:49:00 No.15827473 Report

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Jesus, he's like a young Bob Saget

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:50:00 No.15827493 Report

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Christ, there are way too much people that don't know these, what was it, a year or two ago?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:51:00 No.15827495 Report

Quoted By: >>15827526

"I really see no problem with it. At least half of the people involved are enjoying it. Why spoil their fun?"
—Zach Braff on rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:51:00 No.15827509 Report

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He's a douchebag tripping on his own ego irl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:52:00 No.15827522 Report

Quoted By: >>15827541 >>15827614

>>15827435
They're bros in real life. Elliot is also a reallife bro if this pic is anything to go by.

Saetre !!GGfD/L/6IX9

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Saetre !!GGfD/L/6IX9 Mon 02 May 2011 05:52:00 No.15827526 Report

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>>15827495

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:53:00 No.15827541 Report

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>>15827522
>Sarah Chalke dressed as a flapper
Do want

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:54:00 No.15827547 Report

Quoted By: >>15827568 >>15827575

OKAY LISTEN UP FAGGOTS BECAUSE A GOOD HALF OF YOU ARE MOUTH BREATHING RETARDS.

THE POINT OF THE JOKE IS TO SAY SOMETHING THAT IS SEEMINGLY UNOFFENSIVE THEN PUT "ZACH BRAFF ON _____" TO MAKE IT OFFENSIVE.

SO YOU COULD SAY "I don't know what all the fuss is about. I mean, finders keepers, right?" THIS QUOTE IS PERFECTLY FINE ON ITS OWN. YOU THEN ADD SOMETHING LIKE "Zach Braff on undetonated landmines". THIS GIVES IT THE OFFENSIVE KICK THAT THE WHOLE JOKE IS ABOUT.

YOU **DON'T** JUST SAY "Hurr durr I like eating babies and raping women - zach Braff on things" WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING POINT IN THAT? IT'S LIKE GOING INTO A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE THREAD AND YELLING "Hahahaha ding dong!" YOU JUST SOUND FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

ONCE AGAIN....
"Seemingly unnofesnive statement" Zach Braff on >controversial topic<

GET IT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:56:00 No.15827568 Report

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>>15827547

dont got it
run that by me one more time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:56:00 No.15827575 Report

Quoted By: >>15827625 >>15827626

>>15827547
I KNOW DUDE IT'S LIKE WTD MAN? THIS IS OUR SECRET CLUBHOUSE! HOW DARE PEOPLE RUIN IT WITH THEIR MISUNDERSTANDING OF MEMES? FUCKING NEWFAGS DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF ANONYMOUS. IT'S LEGION. DEAL WITH IT.png

How about you grow up.

Cap'n Scythe !ul420BROMQ

Cap'n Scythe !ul420BROMQ Mon 02 May 2011 05:57:00 No.15827584 Report

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"Well, at least I'm okay"
-Zach Braff on 9/11

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:59:00 No.15827607 Report

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Is he the male version of Ellen Page? Or might that be Cera or that guy from the Apple commercials or that other dude from Mysterious Skin?

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:59:00 No.15827614 Report

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>>15827522
>mfw I thought Sarah had bruises around her eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:59:00 No.15827616 Report

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"I always liked Godzilla, I'm glad to see him finally making a return." - Zach Braff on the earthquake in Japan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 06:00:00 No.15827625 Report

Quoted By: >>15827669

>>15827575
It's nothing about "Anonymous legion" or about "stealing our jokes" or any of the other bullshit you were talking about.
It's about saying the joke wrong. It completely takes away any intelligence involved with the joke and turns it into an "offensive and hardcore edgy" joke.

>Knock knock
>Who's there?
>BURNING BABIES

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 06:01:00 No.15827626 Report

Quoted By: >>15827669

>>15827575

It's just like when people misunderstood the Joseph Ducreux archaic rap meme.
The corruption of the original intent of the meme just makes it lame

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 06:02:00 No.15827640 Report

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"I have no problem with it, I think they're just adding their on twist to it" - Zach Braff on people getting the "Zach Braff meme" wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 06:05:00 No.15827669 Report

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>>15827625
>>15827626

You need to stop caring about how other people interpret memes and their use. It's not a big deal, so stop making it out to be.

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