You think you Robocops are so awesome fighting crime with your kevlar laminated titanium exoskeleton and auto-9 pistol with extended barrel and 3-round bursts. But at the end of the day what have you got to look forward to? The haunting memory of your wife who left you and your son you'll never see again? All the flightpacks and built-in pistol holsters in the world aren't going to make up for that. Really, to all Robocops everywhere, if all you have to live for is sitting at your charging station, being injected with that gloop of amino acids you should just eat a bullet from a Cobra Assault Cannon.

Non-cybernetic humans : 1

Robocops: 0