They just interrupted the show I was watching on tv to say Obama is making an important announcement shortly. WTF is going on?
Anonymous
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Osama's dead or some shit. Whatever. Firefly rerun on the Science Channel.
Anonymous
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>>15832096 Comedy Central does that?
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
Hopefully he's stepping down and Norm is being made president in his place.
Anonymous
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It's definitely not important.
Anonymous
there is an asteroid the size of mt everest heading for earth
Anonymous
Nuclear War has just broke out.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>15832111 I would be ok with that
Anonymous
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The white house won't tell anyone what it's about either. Probably aliens.
Anonymous
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>>15832123 with Donald Trump
Anonymous
nude pictures of his wife have been leaked online. looking at them causes permanent paralysis.
Anonymous
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probably killed another middle eastern leader
Anonymous
where should I turn to watch this announcement?
Anonymous
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US decided it's going to war with the rest of the middle east for the lolz.
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
Hmmmm... This looks legit, gonna tune in. Maybe they got Ghaddafi. If they did, I hope I can have his wardrobe.
Anonymous
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>>15832155 Fox News obviously.
90sNostalgiafagTripfag !SxyeZ8VGLI
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I'm guessing something about the tornadoes. Because we know these government guys are quick on the trigger when disasters strike. Either that or something about 2012, or they determined we just reached peak oil and gas will be $20 a gallon starting tomorrow and go up a dollar every day.
Anonymous
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>>15832165 I call his bodyguard harem.
Anonymous
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They just banhammered Gaddafi's son with a bomb.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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my guess is aliens
Anonymous
>>15832146 Hold up. You mean that fugly chimp in the pants suits I always see him with is actually his wife? I thought he had an "Every Which Way But Loose" situation going on.
Anonymous
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>>15832180 Obama pooped the bed?!
Anonymous
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Obama just thought up a few more zingers to burn Trump with and wants to get it out there before he forgets.
Anonymous
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I was watching the Apprentice so i'm pretty sure he's just doing this to fuck over Trump's ratings.
Anonymous
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>10:30 ET That's at like 11:30 central time. WTF?
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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Shit... I know what it must be... ZOMBIES!
Anonymous
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something big in order to prompt this, watching CNN, they are shitting their pants.
Anonymous
>it is a statement to the world, not just the united states
Anonymous
Anonymous
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OSAMA BIN LADEN'S DEAD
Anonymous
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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Man, I wish I was one of you creeps that used pissjugs, I really gotta go. If it is zombies I'm just gonna go right here in my office chair.
Anonymous
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National security? they caught Osama? or aliens
ë !CM10ZSVjto
>Look at news channel on in the background, nothing. >Go to breaking news sites, nothing. Yeah, so what's happening?
Anonymous
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>>15832219 SECOND IMPACT IS NIGH
Anonymous
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Its about "National Security" but "having nothing to do with Libya".
Anonymous
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Wolf Blitzer flipping his shit
Anonymous
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MSNBC is saying something about a major CIA operation overseas
!DAVEYNK/fU
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>>15832222 Some ginger was just standing in front of the President's podium saying 'audio check, audio check'.
And now there's loud as fuck beeping.
Anonymous
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GIANT ASTEROID TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH KILL EVERYONE
Anonymous
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Military bases in Hawaii all on high alert. WTF?
Anonymous
ATTENTION AMERICA: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Anonymous
>>15832266 prepare for speech at 10:45
re: statement about national security, NOT about Libya apparently, but about another country.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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FUCK I DON'T HAVE CABLE
Anonymous
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>>15832186 at first I thought it was chewbacca, but then it spoke and I got on the google and found out it was his wife.
imagine having to look at that thing every morning. blegch!
Anonymous
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What is it? Zombie? Aliens?
Anonymous
thank god IFC doesnt give a fuck and plays pulp fiction uninterrupted. (not including commercials)
Anonymous
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>>15832295 We probably just declared war on China or some shit
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight at 10:05pm, Somalian pirates attacked Geraldo's mustache. It spun into the Sea of Japan... Hair were no survivors.
Anonymous
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COME ON NUKE, COME ON NUKE, NO WHAMMY.
Anonymous
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BIN LADEN IS DEAD BITCHES
Anonymous
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>It's national security related That's always a good sign.
Anonymous
Man just ONE TIME I wish it would be aliens. One fucking time I want the president to come on the air and say "yeah, we recovered a craft that appears to have technology far more advanced than anything else we've seen on Earth" Just once.
Anonymous
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The great leader has started his attack against the evil americans
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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OH SHIT SON, OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD AS FUCK, WE GOT HIM, HE WAS IN ONE OF THEM THERE SPIDER HOLES!
!DAVEYNK/fU
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>>15832290 Attention America:
I'm shutting down your television programs for good.
Anonymous
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>DEFCON 1 declared at Norad SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!
Anonymous
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>>15832329 I would join the Marines so fucking quick.
Anonymous
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I'm hoping he says "I hate all of you." then flies off into the sunset.
Anonymous
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Khadafi just lunch a nuclear assault
Anonymous
Osama's dead. Big fuckin whoop. Nothing's gonna change
Anonymous
>>15832310 wait a minute! IFC has commercials now? what the fuck man, that shit used to be commercial free.
Anonymous
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"Hey guys I just wanted to say I'm having a pretty good day. Anyway, continue with your tv watching".
Anonymous
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We finally got Osama Bin Laden 9/11 nevar forget
Anonymous
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>>15832358 >Osama dead >Conservatards overjoyed >Obama reelected by a landslide That would be the difference. And I would be ok with it.
Anonymous
>not keeping your breaking news in the fridge
Anonymous
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it's motherfucking BIN LADEN
Anonymous
Fox News is confirming that Osama is dead
Anonymous
osama is did? the weirdest boner.jpg
Anonymous
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>>15832371 You also had to pay separately for it.
Anonymous
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Nobody gives a shit about Bin Laden, better be about something cool like aliens.
Anonymous
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>>15832392 where are you getting this?
Anonymous
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Blitzer looks disappointed. He wanted aliens.
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
>My face when they're going to pre-empt Celebrity Apprentice on NBC for the announcement.
Anonymous
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Oh snap. Osamas dead!
!DAVEYNK/fU
>>15832384 >go to /sp/ >4 >OSAMA IS DEADthreads on Page 0 Anonymous
Anonymous
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>slowpoke bin laden has been dead since late 2001
Robert Paulson !gOOdWlFE.U
Anonymous
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>>15832395 did? fuck i meant to type dead
Anonymous
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>check foxnews >Usama Bin Landen Dead Fox News Confrims What?
Anonymous
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No way we actually caught Osama
Anonymous
Anonymous
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osama? dead? what about mah alien invasion
Anonymous
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>osama is dead >your next eurofags
Anonymous
>>15832412 /sp/ is basically /tv/ without the little girls
Anonymous
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Whoop dee doo. It's not like he won't be replaced. And that's if you're considering that he was the leader and not a scapegoat to begin with.
Anonymous
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I was hoping for the discovery of Aliens or some shit, but noooo. The important announcement is some dead guy that no one has cared about for 1000 years.
Anonymous
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Nothing happened he is just intentionally interrupting the exciting conclusion to the celebrity apprentice because of a personal vendetta against trump.
Anonymous
Body is in U.S. custody, Obama will bring it out in a Hawaiian shirt and glasses, calling it now
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>He was killed a week ago Slowpoke.word
Anonymous
Anonymous
Handstandard !eZurQiPamQ
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I was about to go bed, how long do i have to wait? It's 3:48am here...
Anonymous
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Confirmed, Obama is dead.
!DAVEYNK/fU
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>>15832443 I know, I browse there during luckswing.
But 5 threads is still kind of pushing it.
Anonymous
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What will Alex Jones say about this?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Wolf Blitzer: "This is one of those moments everyone will remember...where they were when they found out Osama bin Laden was dead".... I was on /tv/ with my hands down my pants,
Anonymous
I can't wait to see how conservatives somehow use this against Obama. No way in hell he'll get any kind of credit for it.
Anonymous
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oh great my mother just left a voice message telling me "OSAMA IS DEAD AND JEHOVAH IS REAL, WHY AREN'T YOU A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS ANYMORE"
Anonymous
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>mfw I no longer have a face
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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Funniest detail there could possibly be: He was killed while on vacation at The Vatican.
Anonymous
Who becomes #1 on FBI Most Wanted list now? Hmmmmm
Anonymous
Anonymous
!DAVEYNK/fU
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Laughing at the random black guy standing at Obama's podium right now
Anonymous
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>>15832501 I'll wait on the details before I give or withhold credit.
Anonymous
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>>15832454 >>15832454 Did you just make a Weekend at Bernie's reference? If you did, you win the award for best response. Congrats...if you meant it.
Anonymous
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>random nigger at podium >da fuck am i watching.mp4
Anonymous
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This guy on CNN is doing a terrible job at getting me to give a fuck.
Anonymous
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>>15832518 Kadafi or whatever his name is.
Anonymous
>Bin Laden dead for a week ...He actually did time it to interrupt The Apprentice, didn't he?
Handstandard !eZurQiPamQ
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this chap making jokes and laughing makes me think it's not an alien invation and this "Usama" bloke is brownbread insted. =/
Anonymous
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why hasn't he made the announcement yet?
Anonymous
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I won't believe shit until I see the death certificate.
Anonymous
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for people who don't have the cable or the satellite or live in other countries and you know, whatever, if you want to watch it on CNN on the internets you can you know, click here man. it hasn't started yet, momentarily is what they say,so you know, roll up a doobie and kick back.
http://www.cnn.com/video/flashLive/live.html?stream=stream3&hpt=C1 Anonymous
>MFW this is just the perfect time that it will have no influence on the election because nobody will give a fuck by then
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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I'm still watching it on FOX news just because Geraldo is in charge of the report and you can literally see the semen lifting him off his chair.
Anonymous
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So is it ok to make jokes about 9/11 now?
Anonymous
>mfw reelection guaranteed.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I'm not American so I don't follow your guys' beef with bin laden, but how will this affect the US?
Anonymous
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They are probably writing his speech right now
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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STICKY THIS, MODS!
Anonymous
Totally pointless speech. Obama just wants people to associate himself with the death of America's enemy for the past decade. Bush would have made a speech because he was the one who started the hunt. Obama was just fortunate enough to be president when the forces finally did it.
Anonymous
Fucking piece of shit news I don't care about this bearded fuck I care about who gets voted out of APPRENTICE. :(
Anonymous
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WHEN DOES THIS START?
Anonymous
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>>15832570 I really wouldn't be surprised if he timed this on purpose just to fuck over Trump.
King of Carrot Flowers !9/tjuMV9.I
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>go to Yahoo! >no breaking news announcement >royal weddings still top story
!DAVEYNK/fU
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>>15832629 Go to bed, Donald.
Anonymous
>>15832625 It's a direct result of his shifts in troops and tactics. This wasn't just Bush's playbook...Obama has had control for 3 years, and he was the one that stepped up activities in Pakistan.
Anonymous
They found Osama Bin Laden's body. Big fucking deal.
Anonymous
Anonymous
He should have announced this during the wedding.
Anonymous
IF IT'S ALIENS, I'M GONNA JIZZ IN MY FUCKING PANTS
Anonymous
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>>15832667 By the sound of it, this was a fresh kill as a direct result of US action...in other words, he was still kicking, we didn't just find his corpse.
I'm surprised, because I would have guessed he was dead years ago.
Anonymous
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I dont buy this. Releasing the story on Maypril fools day? Bullshit
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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Quick, someone shoop Bin Laden riding the bomb from Dr. Strangelove.
Anonymous
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>mfw obama is getting re elected because he killed osama. even the republicans are gonna vote for him now
Anonymous
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>>15832675 Shit. That was fast.
Anonymous
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>>15832681 Oh god YES. With both American Fuck Yeah and the Star Spangled Banner playing.
Anonymous
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>>15832667 try huge propaganda coup
Robert Paulson !gOOdWlFE.U
Anonymous
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>>15832688 It's not, just some old dead guy no one cares about. Fucking Americans.
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
lmfao @ /b/ having a "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner, and playing "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!".
King of Carrot Flowers !9/tjuMV9.I
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>>15832731 It's probably the best thing they've done in recent history
Anonymous
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CONFIRMED FOR ALIENS, SHIT'S GOING DOWN
Anonymous
looks like I chose the wrong week to say fuck America
Anonymous
>>15832731 I dont see either thing
Anonymous
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Chapelle what is you doing there
Anonymous
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>>15832783 suddenly its their
!DAVEYNK/fU
>mfw /b/ Had to take embeddables off from Adblock Plus for /b/, was so worth it though.
Anonymous
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>>15832599 >>15832606 >>15832666 >he thinks the President caught Bin Laden Anonymous
So Obama knew all of this during that whole press conference Saturday and didn't say anything?
Robert Paulson !gOOdWlFE.U
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>>15832809 P-P-P-P-POKER FACE!
Pretentious Hipster !Faggot/Eds
Anonymous
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>>15832809 >>15832809 That ice cold motherfucker.
Anonymous
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ON MSNBC THE WHITE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE THE WORD TRUMP. CHECK IT.
Anonymous
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>>15832809 he probably found out last week and went "fuck it, drop that birth certificate"
Anonymous
oh shit CIA spooks killed him in Islamabad
Anonymous
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We're going to war with Pakistan now because of this.
Handstandard !eZurQiPamQ
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>>15832802 >first time in /b/ for 2 years >worth it fukken lol.
Anonymous
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I normally hate ridiculous nationalism shit, but seriously. We got that son of a bitch. Fuck him.
Anonymous
HOLY SHIT. OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD...AND I FOUND OUT 4CHAN.
Anonymous
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>>15832906 Yeah what am I doing with my life, that I find out about major historical events through 4chan?
!DAVEYNK/fU
>>15832906 The sys.4chan server is getting fucking raped by this.
Anonymous
rob !ZOMBIE.seU
>>15832912 make some coffee and get a book, server rape in progress
Anonymous
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At what point did it become Usama bin Laden?
Anonymous
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>>15832877 >>15832877 >>15832877 SOURCE PLEASE.
Also I see a sad frog opportunity here. Something about you will never be a government agent on a top secret mission tracking down terrorists in exciting places.
Anonymous
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>>15832915 Repped /tv/ in the sticky before it crashed
Anonymous
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AMERICA......FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
!DAVEYNK/fU
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>>15832921 Bro I already got my nightly tea right here.
This is going to be a fun night.
Anonymous
History occurred in this thread.
Get this shit archived.
4chanarchive.org Anonymous
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Geraldo Rivera gaffe "I'm glad Obama is dead"
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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I heard the Black Ops got him with a Deagle Double Deagle.
Anonymous
Am I the only person that thinks its fucked up that everyone is happy someone is dead. You all make me sick.
Anonymous
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Everyone on CNN is freaking the fuck out. Gloria Borger and John King are on the verge of tears.
Anonymous
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>>15832952 Apparently he was a dick
Anonymous
Rape girl is reporting on it :3
Anonymous
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>>15832952 Not happy he's dead. Happy he's not going to fuck more people up because he's an extremist fucknuckle. He could be locked in a jail cell with a pneumatic dildo repeatedly slamming him in each eye, but it still takes him out of the equation.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I thought /tv/ would like this
Anonymous
eJ.6I
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>>15832877 >Islamabad Of course it is.
Anonymous
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>>15832965 Oh fuck, rapegirl is so fucking hot.
Anyone got any of the cell phone pics of her tits?
At least one of those monkeys over there has to have internet access.
Anonymous
!DAVEYNK/fU
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>>15832973 I don't understand why all of these Facebook screencaps always happen, because that means that someone relatively informed has friended someone who is completely ignorant and sheltered.
Why not just take the stupid bitch off of your friends list?
Anonymous
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Usama Bin Laden is still valiantly holding on in his fight to remain dead.
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
Yeah, the extremists are fixing to get hella pissed. Oh great, I'm in NYC, nothing bad ever happens to us.
Anonymous
>Be President >Operation that the President before you started finally succeeds in its primary goal >Take all the credit for it. Politics.
Sad Doctor !7w8a5jwSBg
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"The al-Qaeda leader was killed in a ground operation in a mansion outside Islamabad in an operation based on actionable US intelligence, CNN reported."
Anonymous
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>>15832996 hey man, you chose to live in that shit hole.
you should have gotten out while the gettin was good.
Anonymous
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>>15832996 Woop-dee-fucking-doo
They get nuts if you dishonor a book or make a doodle labeled "Muhammed."
Don't let the terrorists win.
Anonymous
>>15833002 >Be president >Economy's shitting itself >Take little effort to alleviate it >Give tax cuts to the rich even though everyone knows it won't work >Blame the next guy Politics
Anonymous
MSNBC reports Obama phoned Bush on Friday morning with the news Obama is a fuckin bro
Anonymous
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BASTARDS KILLED 4CHAN
Anonymous
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>>15833026 >Be President >Do something Politics
Anonymous
>>15833002 >>Be President >>Inherent crashing economy >>Everyone blames you for it Politics.
In any case, the last guy failed for 7 years straight. The newbie did it in 3, directly tied to his increased focus in Pakistan that he got shit for.
Anonymous
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John King is fucking crying.
Anonymous
I see the Americans got me the head of Bin Laden for my 20th birthday.
Anonymous
You know Bin Laden's death, if true, won't change shit right?
Anonymous
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>>15833040 >Obama >Fixed the economy Anonymous
Anonymous
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People are more interested about Lara Logan getting gang fingered than Bin Laden dying.
The Old/co/ldier !1V6Z4xOlI6
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>>15833002 Remember when GOP leadership declared that Afghanistan was "Obama's War"?
The only real question is how soon a Faux News asshat will try to give Bush's administration credit for Osama.
Hell, let's build a statue of Donald Rumsfeld standing on top of Osama's prostrate body.
It's nice to see a 4chan cretin beat them to the punch though.
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>>15833029 And Bush still thinks it was Colin Powell calling to tell him Obama had died.
Anonymous
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>>15833040 Is killing Osama going to make our war effort worse?
Next, on Fox News...
Anonymous
!DAVEYNK/fU
>>15833048 Happy fucking birthday, bro.
Anonymous
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>>15833056 It's a symbolic and PR victory.
Anonymous
>>15833002 This is would be a valid point...
IF Obama didn't re-purpose the troops and draw troops out of Iraq while prioritizing the invasion of Iran.
Don't be so mad, conservafag.
This is a joyous occasion for all of us.
Anonymous
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>>15833087 of Afghanistan* my bad.
Anonymous
This is just fucking great. Everyone's gonna get really jingoistic again, and we'll bankrupt ourselves further. Ron Paul/Gary Johnson 2008
Anonymous
Obama has been on a role lately. Fucking Osama and Kadafi's son in the same week and still has time to completely own Trump.
Anonymous
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this needs to become a national holiday or something, i need a day off
Anonymous
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>>15833097 I don't know. This might really give a shot in the arm to the voices willing to support Afghan withdrawal.
Anonymous
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>>15833075 Thanks a lot, broseph.
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>>15833103 He's finally showing off that black man swag that everybody thought he had when he was running for the damn office. In the past week he's gone from daft to Shaft.
Anonymous
the best part about this is that hopefully it will overshadow THAT GOD DAMN WEDDING
Anonymous
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The nigra's on.
Anonymous
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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Talking bout my home and shit, getting me misty, knock that shit off.
Anonymous
Get to the point already.
!DAVEYNK/fU
>this speech already Yeah, he's getting re-elected.
Anonymous
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>>15833147 the american royal wedding is the union of a fukkin bullet and osama bin laden's head
Anonymous
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our great leader, the #1 monkey is trying to speak
Anonymous
>>15833188 It's definitely going to be a nice talking point.
Anonymous
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I ain't even american, but nigga know how to touch my heart. translator on TV is about to cry
Anonymous
Is this streaming anywhere? My Cable's fucked up.
Anonymous
Anonymous
taking credit. good job niggra.
Anonymous
What the hell was the CIA's main priority against al-Qaeda if it wasn't bin Laden?
Anonymous
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BLACK OPS FUCK YEAH Can't wait to see the movie of this
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>So I ordered the top priority for us was to have him killed DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. Apparently the Pres is now Black Dynamite.
Anonymous
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>>15833217 yep, smart. get it, barry
Anonymous
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>Took custody of his body They better hang that shit on a flagpole.
Anonymous
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I hear Bert is still at large though.
!DAVEYNK/fU
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>>15833201 The nationalists down South are crying already, and the speech isn't even nearly over.
Obongo taking care of business.
Anonymous
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>>15833218 Al-Quaeda is a nebula bro.
They were probably busy fighting Al-Quaeda's cells in America.
Handstandard !eZurQiPamQ
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>Not first contact with Romulans Well Fuck.
Anonymous
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>>15833217 Seeing as he set the priority, followed the lead, and okayed the operation, yeah, he has just a bit of credit here.
Anonymous
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Where the hell is pokkeyston?
Anonymous
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So this had nothing to with Obama, it was all Pakistan.
Anonymous
He's gonna get re-elected now. Fucking commie pig.
Anonymous
>people died >President smiling That doesn't sound right.
Anonymous
Anonymous
THIS ISN'T GOING TO AFFECT US (AMERICA) IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM.
Anonymous
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>>15833268 Not really people, muslims.
Anonymous
>>15833256 You have no idea what a communist is.
Here's a hint: they don't give billions in bailouts to banks and major companies.
It's fine to criticize him, but at least pick a valid one.
Anonymous
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>we can do whatever we set our minds to
Anonymous
>under god obama why you gotta do a brotha like that
Anonymous
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>>15833268 Bin Laden was smiling when thousands of americans died in 9/11. Sounds fair to me.
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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POW! SUCK ON DAT SHIT!
Anonymous
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>>15833278 Muslims will probably attack us more, so there's that.
Anonymous
Anonymous
just fucking walks away like a boss I was half expecting an explosion that he doesn't look at
Anonymous
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>>15833298 Have fun being in the minority (in more ways than one).
Anonymous
>>15833298 Pretty clearly using the God language to win back some of the more conservative voters, especially the ones that think's he's an atheist muslim
Anonymous
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>>15833318 DAT FUCKING WALK. Nigga gat teh swag.
Anonymous
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>>>/sp/11917043 /sp/ - Nationalism General
Anonymous
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>>15833292 Communists wouldn't pay bailouts because the State would own the banks and factories.
Anonymous
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>>15833333 >atheist >muslim nigga plz
Nice 3's tho
Anonymous
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>>15833318 >I was half expecting an explosion that he doesn't look at I lold
Someone needs to make a vid of that for YT, put a Bin Laden wilhelm scream in there
Anonymous
I wish I was in Washington or New York right now. Party gonna be wild.
ë !CM10ZSVjto
You just know Americunts aren't going to shut the goddamn fuck up about this.
Anonymous
>>15833379 i'd rather hear the news of a dead guy over and over again just as long as everyone shuts up about the royal wedding
Anonymous
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Obituary time.
ë !CM10ZSVjto
>>15833385 The two events themselves are insignificant. I'm just talking about the fact that this is going to be used for years to come as an argument by FUCKYEAHMURRICA retards.
Anonymous
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Uh oh. Did Osama die a week ago or today, Mr. Obama?
Anonymous
Robert Paulson !gOOdWlFE.U
Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!
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>>15833403 Oh yeah, he knew like a motherfucker that osama was dead.
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>>15833396 What country do you live in?
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>>15833425 Irrelevant.
Why?
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>>15833412 You're fucking retarded. Do you know that? Or is this coming to a surprise to you?
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>>15833376 Some hipster fuck just walked past my building banging on a pot with a spoon. I'm going to take the high road and just have a beer and throw stuff on them from my window.
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>>15833431 lol, that's what I thought.
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>make the announcement 8 years to the day after the Mission Accomplished speech. >interrupt Celebrity Apprentice This motherfuckers good.
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>>15833450 Confirmed for FUCKYEAHMURRICA retard.
You can be proud of being American without being one of those twats. If I was American I would still hate people like you.
Simmer the fuck down.
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>>15833479 bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>15833461 >8 years to the day after the Mission Accomplished speech Nice catch! Nice timing, too, for the propaganda dept.
>>interrupt Celebrity Apprentice lmao
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>>15833492 Wow.
You are really me proving me wrong and showing how mature you are.
Peanut Untouchable !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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Yeah this beat is a disaster 9/11 this track Osama tried to battle me I had to mail his head back
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>>15833515 I'm not the one all pissed off that my country doesn't do shit, like you apparently.