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George Bush 2001: "WE GONNA GET EM."
Obama 2011: "Got him."

John McCain 2008: "Would my opponent launch operations in Pakistan if he discovered Bin Laden were there?"
Obama 2011: "Just did."

Obama 2008: "We will capture and kill Osama Bin Laden."
Obama 2011: "We captured and killed Osama Bin Laden."

Fuck.
Yeah.