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>Osama calls the white house
>Barack picks up
>Osama: "OSAMA THE TERRORIST GUY! ALLAH!!"
>Barack: "Now I know what you're thinking...did we start three wars or only two...? To tell you the truth, I'm not sure if Libya's a war either. Maybe we've got some extra special forces, maybe we don't, but you have to ask yourself: Do you feel lucky? Well, do yah, punk?"
>Biden in the background: "YIPEE KY YAY!"
>Meanwhile, in Pakistan:
>3 Navy SEALs bust into Osama the Terrorist Guy's mansion.
>Al-Qaeda Terrorist Sian Massey makes a move for her gun
>Navy SEAL Ben Roethlisberger quickly moves into action, forcing his dick into Sian's sweet pussy and raping her on the floor
>Al-Qaeda member Archer pulls out his guns, firing wildly.
>SEAL team member Tim Howard throws himself in front of the bullets, deflecting one after the other, making miraculous saves
>As the raping and shooting rages on, SEAL team leader Ronald McDonald moves in on Osama the Terrorist Guy: "Hey do you know how a bomb is made?!" Osama asks. "Whyyyyyyy so SERIOUS?!" Ronald says as he rams a french-fry-shaped blade into Osama's head, cackling with glee. Archer and Sian quickly surrender.
>Schalke is too busy fucking some slut in the back of the chopper to pick anyone up so they just toss Osama's body in the ocean.