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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:30:00 No.15837504 View View Reply Original Report

>watching this movie with my mom just now
>remember gay porn coming up
>also remember all the other weird sex scenes
>we're both mature, it won't be akward right?
>gay porn
>uhh, i've gotta go check my email for 2 hours, bbl

Any similar stories of akward moments with movies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:32:00 No.15837513 Report

Quoted By: >>15837522

Are you gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:34:00 No.15837522 Report

Quoted By: >>15837528

>>15837513
idk, i watch straight porn.. but its been a long time since my last relationship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:34:00 No.15837528 Report

Quoted By: >>15837547

>>15837522
What's so awkward about gay sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:35:00 No.15837531 Report

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>>15837504
>watching Rome on HBO
>sex scenes, both parents there obvious awkwardness

>watching The American
>shit movie
>long sex scene with a parent watching too
>"i need to go brush my teeth", then i start fast forwarding this long sex scene

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:35:00 No.15837532 Report

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when ever seedy shit comes on tv and I'm watching with my folks I always pretend to get angry and go on a rant about how abysmal television and the media is.

I've also learned to avoid watching anything with immediate members of my family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:37:00 No.15837547 Report

Quoted By: >>15837594

>>15837528
Nothing inherently akward about it, there is just something strange about watching any sex scene with your parents.

And it happens to be even more strange when your watching a ripped dude thrust his giant cock into the ass of a man who's moaning like a bitch in heat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:39:00 No.15837556 Report

Quoted By: >>15837574

>watch entire first season of spartacus with parents
>tits and sex everywhere
>always putting pillow on my lap to cover boners
>suddenly it now has to be normal for me to put a pillow on my lap or they'll realize i was only covering up boners

fuck man...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:41:00 No.15837570 Report

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When i was like 13 i was at my uncles house and it was like 3 am, and i was chilling in the living room with my uncle (we had just finished playing vidya) and there was free HBO, and he put it on some weird as fuck sex movie during a full on scissors lesbian scene.

talk about akward.

[spoilers] also, my uncle is not a pedo, he's a pretty cool guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:42:00 No.15837574 Report

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>>15837556
Man it's the worst when you get a boner and someone asks you to get up. You have to swiftly tuck it in to your waste but you still know it looks suspect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:44:00 No.15837587 Report

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>live in nudist colony
>see parents genitalia erry day
>nothing is ever akward

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:45:00 No.15837594 Report

Quoted By: >>15837605

>>15837547
In real gay porn they don't even moan that much.

NO REALISM IN MOVIES EVERRRR

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:47:00 No.15837605 Report

Quoted By: >>15837611 >>15837653

>>15837594
>in real gay porn they don't even moan that much

I'm sure there is some gay porn where they moan a lot, just like some straight porn is way unrealistic and some is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:47:00 No.15837611 Report

Quoted By: >>15837623 >>15837640

>>15837605
You don't seem to understand how much gay porn I've watched

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:48:00 No.15837617 Report

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>Girl
>Watching Sparticus with my Dad
>Cocks everywhere
>NOPE.avi

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:48:00 No.15837620 Report

Quoted By: >>15837629 >>15837633

My little sister watches everything with me and I don't mind cause she sits still. She likes True Blood and her favourite character is Jessica. Only annoying thing is she keeps wanting to play pretend with her as Jessica and me as Hoyt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:49:00 No.15837623 Report

Quoted By: >>15837650

>>15837611
I'd like to meet you anon, I commend your honesty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:49:00 No.15837629 Report

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>>15837620

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:50:00 No.15837633 Report

Quoted By:

>>15837620
weirdestboner.jpg.tiff.exe.flac.rar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:51:00 No.15837638 Report

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wutwutwutwut

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:51:00 No.15837640 Report

Quoted By: >>15837671

>>15837611
Are you me?
What's your favorite studio?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:51:00 No.15837641 Report

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When I watched Black Swan a second time with my mom she got a bit worked up with some of the fantasies the main character was having about her own body. I ended up having to just straight out tell her "this is a fantasy she is having".

Afterward she really liked it though and actually has recommended to numerous friends. I think she's just so unaccustomed to seeing movies involving any sort of violence that it bothers her an exaggerated amount when she does see it in a movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:51:00 No.15837645 Report

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why

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:52:00 No.15837646 Report

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fucking assburgers

go play minecraft if you can't handle sex :DD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:52:00 No.15837650 Report

Quoted By: >>15837680

>>15837623

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:53:00 No.15837653 Report

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>>15837605

Something I've noticed is that people in black gay porn moan a ton, as well the ultra polished and hairless gay steroid user porn has people going "ho yeah take it" constantly.

In general though, gay porn doesn't get into the moaning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:53:00 No.15837658 Report

Quoted By:

testing yes notesting yes no

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:55:00 No.15837671 Report

Quoted By: >>15837710

>>15837640
I guess BlakeMason or Corbin Fisher.

Or Colt.

The Muffin !.KuBPFKrDQ

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The Muffin !.KuBPFKrDQ Mon 02 May 2011 19:56:00 No.15837680 Report

Quoted By: >>15837698

>>15837650

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:58:00 No.15837698 Report

Quoted By: >>15837726

>>15837680

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:00:00 No.15837710 Report

Quoted By: >>15837782

>>15837671
I fucking love Blake Mason, you seen Englishlads? Fairly similar but lesser quality, still good, straight brit lads though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:01:00 No.15837716 Report

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>Yeah, well i need your observations like i need a dick in my ass.

>i will never see annette benning in a hardcore anal porn movie

The Muffin !.KuBPFKrDQ

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The Muffin !.KuBPFKrDQ Mon 02 May 2011 20:02:00 No.15837726 Report

Quoted By: >>15837735

>>15837698

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:03:00 No.15837730 Report

Quoted By: >>15837739

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:03:00 No.15837735 Report

Quoted By: >>15837746

>>15837726
Ever seen a /ck/ thread where they all get off about those blue enamel coated tin cups like he has?

They talk about them as if they make everything taste better, silly faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:04:00 No.15837739 Report

Quoted By: >>15837771

>>15837730
>HIP AND SCARY!

HOLY FUCK THIS MUST BE AMAZING

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:05:00 No.15837746 Report

Quoted By: >>15837753

>>15837735
Everything tastes better when your Ricardus fucking Alpert

!DAVEYNK/fU

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!DAVEYNK/fU Mon 02 May 2011 20:06:00 No.15837753 Report

Quoted By: >>15837769

>>15837746
>your

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:07:00 No.15837769 Report

Quoted By: >>15837789

>>15837753
fuck man, my e key is all fidgety.

Laertes !5ZNCcG9gZM

Laertes !5ZNCcG9gZM Mon 02 May 2011 20:08:00 No.15837771 Report

Quoted By:

>>15837739
Directed by Robert Rodriguez with a script about teenagers written by Kevin Williamson. You bet your ass it is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:09:00 No.15837782 Report

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>>15837710
Yes, I think I've seen atleast one porn clip from each of English gay porn makers.

I think. The sometimes have the same actors in each.

!DAVEYNK/fU

!DAVEYNK/fU Mon 02 May 2011 20:10:00 No.15837789 Report

Quoted By:

>>15837769
It's okay, I forgive you.
I'm flying on pain meds right now, surprised I'm not typing like a retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:15:00 No.15837821 Report

Quoted By: >>15837829

>watch romantic comedy with mom
>why don't you have a girlfriend, she asks
>watch military movie with mom
>why don't you join the marines like your uncle, she asks
>watch drama with mom
>why do you always look so sad and emotionless, she asks

>Watch scott pilgrim with mom
>suddenly no quetions

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:15:00 No.15837829 Report

Quoted By:

>>15837821
>quetions

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:26:00 No.15837917 Report

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>spartacus with parents
>sex scenes, sex scenes everwhere
>also, lots of topless shots even without sex
>parents feeling awkward
>feeling awkward and trying to hide boner
>someone tries to start up a conversation to cut through awkwardness
>fails
>can't wait for scene to end

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:48:00 No.15838113 Report

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I used to watch a show on strippers with my sister. And every time the show started, she threw a pillow over to me and smiled playfully.

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