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Can you believe this shit?

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http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/05/02/why-was-bin-laden-buried-at-sea-so-quickly/?hpt=C2

>After spending many years hunting down the world's most wanted man, why did the U.S. bury Osama bin Laden at sea within 24 hours of killing him?

>The reason is bound up within Islamic practice and tradition. And that practice calls for the body of the deceased to be buried within 24 hours, according to a U.S. official, who spoke Monday on condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive national security matters.

>America caring about this.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH