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>the ghosts visit Michael in his sleep and give him the recipe of a magical formula for hair growth, the main ingredient of which is peanut butter.
>Connie decides to apply some of it to his nether region in an attempt to cheat puberty's timeline.
>Michael and Connie's hair grows to such lengths that it has become a nuisance for the school and their classmates, resulting in their suspensions. >Connie discovers that the hair will stop growing by yelling at it.
> After getting fired from the school, the Signor finds out about Michael's condition and kidnaps him (and many other neighborhood children) to make magic paint brushes from Michael's ever-growing hair
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Peanut_Butter_Solution
>Connie decides to apply some of it to his nether region in an attempt to cheat puberty's timeline.
>Michael and Connie's hair grows to such lengths that it has become a nuisance for the school and their classmates, resulting in their suspensions. >Connie discovers that the hair will stop growing by yelling at it.
> After getting fired from the school, the Signor finds out about Michael's condition and kidnaps him (and many other neighborhood children) to make magic paint brushes from Michael's ever-growing hair
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Peanut_Butter_Solution
