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MOVIE/TELEVISION CLICHÉS

Anonymous !n3KshdaLDs Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:06:00 No.18639066 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18639289 >>18639375 >>18640816 >>18642245

>Don't mind me, just strolling calmly away from the raging explosion right behind me
>also, the explosion has no shock wave or any shrapnel flying everywhere, so there's nothing to fear

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:09:00 No.18639110 Report

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>discover DNA traces on a six-month old skin flake.
>incontrovertible evidence that suspect is murderer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:11:00 No.18639125 Report

Quoted By: >>18639167

Kind of sucks the fun out of these threads with a website out there dedicated to this.

Prydon !n3KshdaLDs

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Prydon !n3KshdaLDs Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:13:00 No.18639144 Report

Quoted By: >>18639289

>dies before revealing the missing clue

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:14:00 No.18639158 Report

Quoted By: >>18639289

>heavy duty door has an electronic keypad lock system
>smash lock
>door opens

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:15:00 No.18639167 Report

Quoted By: >>18639176

>>18639125
Which site are you talking about? I don't think there's only one

>A asks something to B
>the scene cuts to another location, several minutes later
>B answers the question

every fucking time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:15:00 No.18639176 Report

Quoted By: >>18639386

>>18639167

That has never happened before.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:17:00 No.18639195 Report

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>Don't have a clue about the reason why the patient is dying
>Relate coincidental facts with the situation
>???
>Profit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:18:00 No.18639211 Report

Quoted By: >>18639289 >>18639429 >>18639588 >>18640043

>Hacking
>Mash keyboard
>Say made up terms

Example
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF_qQYrCcns

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:19:00 No.18639223 Report

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>timer is on for a bomb or some shit
>camera cuts to the timer
>10 seconds
>half a minute later
>camera cuts to the timer
>2 seconds

yes, i'm a pedant. deal with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:20:00 No.18639237 Report

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRJY-FwUMdc

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:21:00 No.18639246 Report

Quoted By: >>18639793

>the outcast is losing
>motivational speech
>WE WINNER NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:22:00 No.18639273 Report

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Cool guys don't look at explosions
They blow things up and then walk away
Who's got time to watch an explosion?
Because cool guys have errands that they have to walk to..
Keep walkin', keep shinin'
Don't look back keep on walkin'
Keep struttin' slow motion
The more you ignore it, the cooler you look

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:23:00 No.18639288 Report

Quoted By: >>18639301 >>18639637 >>18639803

>most intelligent man alive
>password is my name

/hnd/

/hnd/ Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:23:00 No.18639289 Report

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>>18639158
>>18639066
>>18639144
>>18639211
AHHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:24:00 No.18639301 Report

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>>18639288

forgot the pic

Prydon !n3KshdaLDs

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Prydon !n3KshdaLDs Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:25:00 No.18639309 Report

Quoted By: >>18639334

>friend/sibling is thought dead
>makes a sudden appearance, stronger and tougher than ever before

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:26:00 No.18639334 Report

Quoted By: >>18639367

>>18639309

>incest scene
>it's later revealed that the siblings are not blood related

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Prydon !n3KshdaLDs Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:29:00 No.18639367 Report

Quoted By: >>18639407

>>18639334
>Older, obedient brother
>Younger, rebellious sibling

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:30:00 No.18639370 Report

Quoted By: >>18639407

>Protagonist is suspicious from the very beginning
>"I don't know why! There's just something wrong!"
>There's something wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:30:00 No.18639375 Report

Quoted By: >>18639427

>>18639066
OP obviously does not know that george clooney is a highly trained professional who knows that a fuel explosion is a low shockwave explosion so he can walk away calmly

OP obviously is a raging faggot who has no clue about movie cliches. This scene is most realistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:31:00 No.18639386 Report

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>>18639176
Watch more movies dude. I've seen that at least hundred times.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:33:00 No.18639407 Report

Quoted By: >>18639496

>>18639367
>>18639370

oh god my sides

>kid knows there's something wrong, has tons of valid points
>no one believes him
>parents just don't understand

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:34:00 No.18639427 Report

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>>18639375
OP here. I'm a raging faggot because my whole family was killed by George Clooney

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:35:00 No.18639429 Report

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>>18639211
Oh fuck man, I've been looking for that video for so long. Funny stuff.

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Agent of HYDRA Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:39:00 No.18639496 Report

Quoted By: >>18639599

>>18639407
>>the Doctor knows there's something wrong, has tons of valid points
>>no one believes him
>>Humans just don't understand

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:42:00 No.18639542 Report

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>it must be a trap... but I HAVE TO GO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:44:00 No.18639569 Report

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>girl alone in a dark house
>hears a noise
>doesn't turn on any lights
>HELOOO!!WHOS THERE??!!

Prydon !n3KshdaLDs

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Prydon !n3KshdaLDs Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:44:00 No.18639577 Report

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>Guy meets girl
>"I love her more than anything"
>One Kiss scene
>Has several more deep and meaningful scenes with male companion/s
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:46:00 No.18639588 Report

Quoted By: >>18639652 >>18639830 >>18639845

>>18639211

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CRw7zH_2A

Prydon !n3KshdaLDs

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Prydon !n3KshdaLDs Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:47:00 No.18639599 Report

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>>18639496
>The Doctor kills entire race to protect humanity
>Hailed as a Hero

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:50:00 No.18639637 Report

Quoted By: >>18639803 >>18639805

>>18639288
Well it's not his name, but yeah that was fucking stupid. He's the smartest man alive, his password should be a hundred digit random assortment of letters, symbols and numbers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:51:00 No.18639652 Report

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>>18639588
>mfw the guy joins in the keyboard mashing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 20:57:00 No.18639747 Report

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In France the Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window, regardless of location

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:02:00 No.18639793 Report

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>>18639246
>>18639246

This so much this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:02:00 No.18639803 Report

Quoted By: >>18639814

>>18639637
>>18639288
He wanted Rorschach and Night Owl to find out, though. His password was intentionally weak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:02:00 No.18639805 Report

Quoted By: >>18639814

>>18639637

yeah, more of a synonym, I guess. Although I read somewhere that could have been intentional, to save Nite Owl and Rorschach from the explosion, it happens in so many fucking movies I've lost the count

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:03:00 No.18639814 Report

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>>18639803
>>18639805

intentionalmind

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:03:00 No.18639819 Report

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Every shopping bag contains a baguette!
L-shaped blankets after sex.
Also, after sex she's still wearing her bra as if it wasn't the first thing a man would remove.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:04:00 No.18639830 Report

Quoted By: >>18639908

>>18639588
Oh good lord. What the fuck kind of show is that? Is this shit for real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:05:00 No.18639845 Report

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>>18639588
>Double Hacking
>not Double Herping

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:24:00 No.18639883 Report

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I'm not sure about this, but does any of you remeber if in Deep Impact, Armageddon and movies like that the meteor is always visible in the US sky? Because that would be pretty fucking stupid

jaredactyl

jaredactyl Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:26:00 No.18639908 Report

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>>18639830

>implying that's not how Lulzsec hacked the fuck out of everyone.

Obviously you've never hacked with someone on the same keyboard you fucking noob.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:28:00 No.18639948 Report

Quoted By: >>18641357

"hey, look at this stupid thing"
"what is it?"
"a backpack that doubles as a cooler and portable toilet"
"what kind of dumbass would buy that?"
>third character walks in carrying the backpack
"HEY GUISE LOOK AT THIS AWESOME SHIT I BOUGHT"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:30:00 No.18639990 Report

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>getting hacked
>screen goes crazy and glitchy.
>character some how knows they are getting hacked by looking at the screen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:34:00 No.18640043 Report

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>>18639211
Let's talk really fast and have Micheal J. Fox be the cameraman!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:49:00 No.18640260 Report

Quoted By: >>18640321

>the bad guy looks intimidating yet somewhat suave, wears a white suit, smokes a cigar

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:52:00 No.18640321 Report

Quoted By: >>18640378

>>18640260
>bad guy smokes

All the fucking time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:55:00 No.18640378 Report

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>>18640321

I think is related with the anti-smoking campaigns in the US, in older films the good guys smoke too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:58:00 No.18640430 Report

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All informed abilities

>Hank Moody is the best and most interesting writer in this millennium
>Vincent Chase is the best thing that happened to film since camera was invented

also when somebody tries to patch up a team of underdogs,every single character is the best at what they do

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:59:00 No.18640432 Report

Quoted By: >>18640443 >>18640550

Machiavellian bad guy with English accent.

Just once Id like to see a mastermind that talked like he's straight outta brooklyn

Aku !uaUTpkXWok

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Aku !uaUTpkXWok Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:59:00 No.18640433 Report

Quoted By: >>18641455

>Nerdy guy says a big word
>"English please"

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Fluttershy !orMLPonySg Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:59:00 No.18640434 Report

Quoted By: >>18640590 >>18641280

>someone wants to destroy a computer/terminal
>they smash the monitor

>video games
>always atari sound effects
>players bounce around on the sofa like they're playing kinect

>war movie
>epic sad scene
>everything goes quiet and slo-mo
>cue ethnic wailing music

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 21:59:00 No.18640443 Report

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>>18640432
But nobody who grows up in Brooklyn is smart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:01:00 No.18640467 Report

Quoted By: >>18640590

>playing PS3 with a 360 controller
>talk about points

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:07:00 No.18640546 Report

Quoted By: >>18640618

it's a classic but...

>high school
>6'3 muscular jocks
>cheerleaders that look like playmates
>a "geeky" guy played buy a 30 year old model wants to be popular
>his best friend is a "homely" girl played by some mega cute actress wearing glasses

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:07:00 No.18640550 Report

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>>18640432
also a french guy is a womanizer, untrusty traitor, an italian guy is a mobster or a father of five, a native is wise tribe chief, a black guy is the comic relief
>OH GODDAYUM I DI'N ASK FO' DIS SHIT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:09:00 No.18640590 Report

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>>18640467
>>18640434
the vidya/computer/loltechnology ones always make me mad, because they seem to fuck up even the most basic things and it totally ruins my suspension of disbelief

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:10:00 No.18640604 Report

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>any CBS,NBC or ABC show
>centered around sex
>can't even say "fuck" or "shit"

Fluttershy !orMLPonySg

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Fluttershy !orMLPonySg Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:11:00 No.18640618 Report

Quoted By: >>18640669

>>18640546

Transformers 2 is just surreal in this regard. Its like it takes place in the Last Action Hero universe. Just jocks and models walking around.
Not to mention the weed cupcakes being sold in the middle of the campus and the completely unrealistic effects it has on the mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:13:00 No.18640651 Report

Quoted By: >>18640689 >>18640781

>couple having sex in the missionary position
>white sheet covering man's legs and butt
>orgasm
>he rolls off of her revealing that she is covered with a white sheet up to her chest

I know the movie industry is Jewish, but what the fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:14:00 No.18640669 Report

Quoted By:

>>18640618
>Last Action Hero
that movie was sweet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:15:00 No.18640689 Report

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>>18640651

safe sex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:16:00 No.18640700 Report

Quoted By: >>18640838

>Women beating the shit out of men twice their size

>Female villain is attacking the good guy
>He won't fight her because hurr hitting gurrls is wrong durr
>Token chick character steps in and fights her instead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:16:00 No.18640704 Report

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>chase scene
>"We've got company!"

EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:17:00 No.18640718 Report

Quoted By: >>18640738

>being chased
"hey, hold on..."
"what? it's quiet"
"yes... TOO quiet..."
>suddenly shit goes down as unquietly as possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:18:00 No.18640738 Report

Quoted By: >>18640760

>>18640718

this reminded me or terminator salvation and cloverfield. HOW THE FUCK DOES A GIANT-AS-FUCK THING TIP-TOES HIS WAY AROUND AND NOBODY NOTICES UNTIL THE DAMN THING IS LIKE RIGHT BEHIND THEM???

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:18:00 No.18640747 Report

Quoted By: >>18640791

>You just don't get it, do you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:19:00 No.18640752 Report

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Escort mission

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:19:00 No.18640760 Report

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>>18640738
Oh fuck, I was thinking the same exact thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:20:00 No.18640781 Report

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>>18640651
They didn't show it from all angles, but it turns out that he was actually fucking her mouth. When he rolls over, the sheet didn't need to move at all; he just slipped further under the sheets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:21:00 No.18640791 Report

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>>18640747

>WHY WON'T YOU STAY DEAD

also acceptable "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO KILL YOU"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:22:00 No.18640808 Report

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Not really a cliché, but scenes with live music always bother the fuck out of me. I'm a musician, and it's ridiculously obvious when

>fancy party
>string quartet playing
>their movements doesn't even match the music

Like they didn't even tell the musicians what they were supposed to play. Or they did, but then in post-production they said "nah, put this other piece instead."

or

>live band playing on a club
>sound is ridiculously polished

I suppose it is cheaper and less time consuming to do playback to a track instead of recording a band live. But, shit, even in studio there are ways to make a recording sound more raw and natural, like an actual live performance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:23:00 No.18640816 Report

Quoted By: >>18640842 >>18640924

>>18639066
>Walt blowing up Walt Jr's car
>Starts walking away
>Oh please don't pull this bullshit
>Turns around, sits down and calls a cab while watching the car explode

And this is why I love Breaking Bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:23:00 No.18640833 Report

Quoted By: >>18640888 >>18640895

>all men in comedies are either horny sexist pigs, gay, or horny sexist pigs pretending to be gay.

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Prydon !n3KshdaLDs Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:24:00 No.18640838 Report

Quoted By: >>18640877

>>18640700
>Gets hit by a female
>Not hitting back because of the opponent's gender
>Still doing this
>2011

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:24:00 No.18640842 Report

Quoted By: >>18640879 >>18640938

>>18640816

because they had done it already with the mexican hitmen on season three

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:26:00 No.18640869 Report

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>Scientist/computer geek/professor is explaining something complicated
>"In ENGLISH, doctor..."

>Translation: The audience is fucking retarded. We have to simplify our bullshit movie-science otherwise they'll get confused and angry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:26:00 No.18640877 Report

Quoted By:

>>18640838

I like how Kingpin handled this.

Funniest scene ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:26:00 No.18640879 Report

Quoted By:

>>18640842

LA LA LA LA NOT LISTENING LA LA LA LA

Fucking forgot about that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:27:00 No.18640888 Report

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>>18640833

gay men are FABULOOOUS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:28:00 No.18640889 Report

Quoted By: >>18640984

>gets punched/kicked several times in the head, somehow wins the fight and doesnt moan about a headache in the very least.

>shoot gas tank, car explodes...somehow

>oh hey its mexican stand off time...again

>hey im the best at this you do what i do to survive....the guy then dies and the person he teaches somehow survives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:28:00 No.18640895 Report

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>>18640833

Or they really are gay, in which case they're basically just asexual, flamboyant, fashionable, advice dispensaries for single 30-something women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:30:00 No.18640924 Report

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>>18640816

DrDoakBitch.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:31:00 No.18640938 Report

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>>18640842

I fuckin hated that scene.
>They shoot the gas tank, gas leaks
"So far so good, don't disappoint me Breaking Bad"
>The guy throws the cigarillo into the gas pool
"YES it's a hay truck, the gas is on fire, it will simply burn"
>The truck explodes two feet behind them
GODDAMIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:31:00 No.18640947 Report

Quoted By: >>18640984

>gets punched/kicked several times in the head, somehow wins the fight and doesnt moan about a headache in the very least.
This is why I enjoyed when Firefly had Mal say "I got *stabbed*! Right here!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:34:00 No.18640984 Report

Quoted By: >>18641021

>>18640889
>>18640947
This is why the Indiana Jones movies are so successful.
It's not the plot, it's not the humor, it's how Harrison Ford gets the shit beat out of him and looks like legitimately hurt.

Credible threats, motherfucker, do you know it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:35:00 No.18640994 Report

Quoted By: >>18641033 >>18641129

>a bad guy in high school movie
>LOL his life is ruined at the end of the movie,he won't become a doctor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:37:00 No.18641021 Report

Quoted By: >>18641095

>>18640984
This is one of the reasons why I loved the shit out of OldBoy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:38:00 No.18641033 Report

Quoted By: >>18641129 >>18641136

>>18640994
I've never seen that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:38:00 No.18641043 Report

Quoted By: >>18641081 >>18641111 >>18641286

>women in a movie
I'm not being misogynistic. Real women are no where as bad as women in movies.
Most of all movies have women being A) a hindrance to the hero or B)an object for the hero to pursue.

It's so refreshing to see female characters that aren't just shitting up the place.
How many god damned movies have shoe-horned female characters in order to complete some sort of objective in order to increase marketability? It's either some sort of romance bullshit or GRRLPOWER bullshit.

A dare you name a good female character from a Hollywood movie this year. I'll be surprised to hear any.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:40:00 No.18641081 Report

Quoted By: >>18641121

>>18641043

so, the videogame industry is less sexist than hollywood?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:41:00 No.18641095 Report

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>>18641021
Fuck yeah that scene was awesome.
Blows had physical weight and effect. They were afraid of Dae-su by the end which gave credence to the entire fight retroactively.

Cut and paste fight scenes with loud meatslapping sound effects that have no effects on the character are bad. Getting punched in the face repeatedly is not remedied by spitting out some blood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:42:00 No.18641111 Report

Quoted By: >>18641146

>>18641043

Mystique

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:42:00 No.18641121 Report

Quoted By: >>18641190

>>18641081
No.
Vidya females are sex objects or, like movies, market expanders to get girl gamers to relate and play.

And don't use Samus as an example. She's both.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:43:00 No.18641129 Report

Quoted By:

>>18641033
>>18640994
I don't remember any movie in particolar but he's right, usually at the end of the movie there are those stills with what the characters did after high scool/college, and the jerks usually end up being miserable failures or at least in a LOLIRONIC way

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:43:00 No.18641130 Report

Quoted By: >>18641151

>black man in jail
>innocent
>white man in jail
>crazy nazi mobster rapist

Well, fuck you Prison Break

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:43:00 No.18641136 Report

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>>18641033
I've seen it in Van Wilder

>a bad guy's girlfriend leaves him for a hero
>before she does that she puts laxative in his coffee
>he shits in front of the commission for some scolarship and he's also humiliated when she runs an article about his premature ejaculation

that poster was fairly specific,but it would be safe to say that bad guys getting more shit than they deserved is also annoying

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:44:00 No.18641146 Report

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>>18641111
Cut her entirely from the movie.
What changes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:44:00 No.18641151 Report

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>>18641130

someone hasn't seen Oz

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:45:00 No.18641158 Report

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>Kid is a genius
>instantly knows everything
>good at math
>master at chess

>shit happens, main character does stupid shit and gets into more shit
>but dont worry, he has a magical device to turn the situation around
>they use it as a plothax so they dont have to explain shit

>FEMALE LOVE INTEREST IS USELESS AND NEEDS PROTECTION

>SHIA LEBOUF

>willstrong males are always bragging arrogant assholes who have a bald head, are unshaven, wear tight shirts with a big belt, being apathetic to anything besides fucking around and killing people, but suddenly when its involved with the plot they show a minor emotion, also, everybody else is wrong and the "badass" behaving like an elephant in a fucking kid-cancer-station is just tolerated and all females crave his dick just because.

>willstrong females are always bitchy, brutal and stubborn, like to fight and kill shit, because its easier to portray and doesnt relate to a homocidal maniac at all

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:45:00 No.18641159 Report

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>Phone call
>CAN YOU TRACE HIS/HER LOCATION
>NOOOOO MAN, HUNG UP TOO EARLY

ugh, every fucking time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:45:00 No.18641168 Report

Quoted By: >>18641191 >>18641218

>Epic car chase scene
>Finally decides to shift into 5th gear to get in the lead

why.jpg

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:47:00 No.18641190 Report

Quoted By: >>18641231 >>18641241

>>18641121
Actually the first one to come to mind was Lara Croft, but yeah, she's pretty much a sex object
What about Chell? I mean ugly Chell from Portal 1, not the sexy version from Portal 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:47:00 No.18641191 Report

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>>18641168

"Curses! That dashing gentleman changed his pace in a drastic manner, how unsporty!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:47:00 No.18641197 Report

Quoted By: >>18641265

>Nobody uses a tripod anymore because Bay is all about shakycam
>Audiences now constantly trying to focus on what's happening in the scene
>Makes them more tense, somehow makes up for bad directing

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:48:00 No.18641211 Report

Quoted By: >>18641289 >>18641403 >>18641427 >>18641441

>sex scene
>woman keeps her bra

WHY.avi

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:49:00 No.18641218 Report

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>>18641168
maybe he obeys the traffic limitations?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:50:00 No.18641231 Report

Quoted By: >>18641364

>>18641190
Portal was an exception to the rule.
Chell was female but it wasn't who she was. Really, she was a floating gun, but it's an improvement.

Same with Glados, who was a villain who happened to be female, not a female who is a villain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:50:00 No.18641234 Report

Quoted By: >>18641272 >>18641362

>Aliens attack earth for some dumb reason even though whatever they're after could probably found in a thousand other places
>Use ridiculously convoluted methods of invasion instead of just irradiating the biosphere at the earliest possible time
>Decide to do it all from the ground instead of from their hovering deathships

Mars Attacks! Gets a pass for being funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:50:00 No.18641241 Report

Quoted By: >>18641364

>>18641190

Market expander; Chell could've been a guy and the plot wouldn't have changed much at all. There's maybe two or three voice clips (such as 'bring your daughter to work day') that could easily have a second version if the game let you choose your gender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:51:00 No.18641265 Report

Quoted By: >>18641319 >>18641352 >>18641445

>>18641197

partially related to this, what the fuck happened to long takes? every movie nowadays seem to cut every three seconds, jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:52:00 No.18641272 Report

Quoted By: >>18641445

>>18641234
What about Independence Day?
Their tactics were sound even if the whole LOL VIRUS thing was shaky as fuck.

Come to think of it, it's the only alien invasion movie I can think of that doesn't have ground based invasion inexplicably the main alien tactic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:52:00 No.18641280 Report

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>>18640434
>ethnic wailing music
If I had a bullet for every time that happened I would have several bullets in my head

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:53:00 No.18641286 Report

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>>18641043

I have to agree, with an ever so slightly unrelated point.

Women really are just grouped into two stereotypes. Weak, and having to be protected by the hero all the time, a la, that bitch in Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom, or they're meant to be an action hero that upstages all the guys, in the same vein as anything starring Angelina Jolie as the main character.

I remember watching 9, and as soon as I figured out 7 was a girl, before she'd even spoken, I just said "She will be a sassy action girl, with a soft spot for the hero, but clearly a better fighter than everyone else". And yet I have never been able to use my incredible powers to win the lottery. I can only wonder why.

thandar !2xKCm7UiXI

thandar !2xKCm7UiXI Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:53:00 No.18641289 Report

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>>18641211
only in america

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:53:00 No.18641291 Report

Quoted By: >>18641361

>American flag at the end of the movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:54:00 No.18641319 Report

Quoted By: >>18641425 >>18641466

>>18641265
This so much.
I miss good long shots where I can see what the fuck I'm looking at.
It's all shakycam and rapid cuts. Sometimes both, which make it completely incomprehensible.

It's probably the fact that long shots require better actors and better coordination of the entire crew. Too much effort for a assembly line blockbuster, maybe.

Or it could be the modern caffeine addict ADD kids market.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:55:00 No.18641352 Report

Quoted By: >>18641425

>>18641265

Because then the actors have to ACT and MEMORIZE their lines, hell, they have to make a good set and the director needs to WORK.

It's so goddamn dramatic and actiontastic if you cut every three seconds! WOAH.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:56:00 No.18641357 Report

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>>18639948
>>18639948
Every sitcom ever.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:56:00 No.18641361 Report

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>>18641291
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:56:00 No.18641362 Report

Quoted By: >>18641386

>>18641234

you're really going to critique a science fiction movie about aliens from outer space attacking earth by saying its not realistic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:56:00 No.18641364 Report

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>>18641231
>>18641241
I think it's more complex than that, but than again I'm a Valvefag so I'm biased

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:57:00 No.18641386 Report

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>>18641362
>if there's one unrealistic thing, THROW EVERYTHING OUT THE WINDOW
Why didn't Jeff Goldblum use the Force to summon the Deathstar to blow the aliens?
It was Sci-fi after all. Nothing needs to follow any sort of logic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:58:00 No.18641391 Report

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Someone explain this, whenever some guy is talking about someone else and uses the term "was", everyone around him is immediately alerted to this and assumes the guy is dead, all because herp past tense.

Are people usually anal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:58:00 No.18641403 Report

Quoted By: >>18641483

>>18641211

You've never had sex and kept any clothes on? It happens, bro.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 22:59:00 No.18641418 Report

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>Start conversation explaining issue to another charactor
>Need to drive somewhere
>Finish explaining issue once characters get out of the car

>mfw they were silent the whole car journey

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:00:00 No.18641425 Report

Quoted By: >>18641489

>>18641319
>>18641352
I know, but long shots look so DAMN good when filming an argument or a dialogue, it's a fucking shame

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:00:00 No.18641427 Report

Quoted By: >>18641506

>>18641211
>post-sex scene
>blankets pulled at an awkward angle so that the man's entire torso is visible, but the woman covered from the neck down

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:01:00 No.18641441 Report

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>>18641211
>virgin detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:01:00 No.18641445 Report

Quoted By: >>18641472

>>18641272
I thought the movie was realistic back when I was a kid and didn't understand that Macs don't get most PC viruses, so what chance does an alien operating system have?

>>18641265
This really worries me too. Is time just speeding up or is it a sinister effort to crunch our attention span down to 2 seconds? When's the last time you saw a cartoon or TV show do a take longer than a minute?

Pacing and timing of shows seem to be horribly off now.

also,

>nobody ever uses a mouse, ever
>state and community colleges don't exist
>Dreams never have random elements or distort things beyond the explainable
>People rush inside closed areas with only one exit when being hunted

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:02:00 No.18641455 Report

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>>18640433
They still do this shit in modern day movies too.
This shit won't die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:02:00 No.18641459 Report

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>insert smart protagonist
>another character comes in and says something vaguely sciencey but anyone with a 5th grade education should understand
WHOA SLOW DOWN THERE EINSTEIN, IN ENGLISH PLEASE

Fringe is so guilty of this. Everyone in the room is supposed to be educated, but still require someone to explain how a microwave works.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:02:00 No.18641461 Report

Quoted By: >>18641548

>Guy dies at the end of a horror movie
>They don't retrive the body despite the fact that he's come back from the dead several times before

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:02:00 No.18641466 Report

Quoted By: >>18641475

>>18641319

Say what you want about the plot/characters/writing/acting for Children of Men, but that movie is a god damn piece of art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:03:00 No.18641472 Report

Quoted By: >>18641547 >>18641644

>>18641445
Honest question, does anybody ever have dreams with discernible meaning or plot like in movies? Mine are either abstract as fuck or downright silly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:03:00 No.18641475 Report

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>>18641466
Preaching to the choir, brosky. I have a thousand boners for Children of Men

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:04:00 No.18641483 Report

Quoted By: >>18641541

>>18641403

Actually, sometimes my gf keeps her bra on, or pulls up the blanket because she's chilly. Am I in a fucking PG movie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:04:00 No.18641489 Report

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>>18641425

Well, i remember this scene from the Ghostbusters DVD commentary. They talked about Harold Ramis or how this guy is called and what a fucking good actor he is. They said he did the ass long scene where he opens the door for Dana and she sees that he hosts a party all in one take.

That's when i noticed even more the fast cuts and shit directing from today.

>a cheap 250 quadrillion dollar movie sells like hot cakes, always the same
>everything under this budget either doesnt get approved or it has more quality, thus being harder to sell
>seuqels and prequels
>fuck this gay earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:05:00 No.18641503 Report

Quoted By: >>18641569

>Any time they refer to technology in CSI
>Any time a computer is onscreen in CSI
>Any time someone uses a computer in CSI

Those make me rage so fucking hard. Before I ever saw CSI, I heard people constantly hailing it as such a realistic crime show, and they couldn't believe how advanced technology is and this and that. People praising it left and right for its realism. Then I watched it and lost all hope for humanity ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:05:00 No.18641506 Report

Quoted By: >>18641530 >>18641608

>>18641427

Seriously, when the fuck does this ever happen in real life? I'm not complaining about the lack of breasts, but the lack of logic. Surely the woman has nothing more to hide from the man, considering what just happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:06:00 No.18641516 Report

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>Car goes over cliff
>If good guy inside, crawl out bloodied and run away before explosion.
>If bad guy inside, car explodes almost immediately.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:06:00 No.18641524 Report

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>Pedophile or rapist
>You're going to either die or go to jail
>YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT NO MATTER HOW LIKELY IT SEEMS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:07:00 No.18641530 Report

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>>18641506
Well I'm a guy, and I always put my underwear back on as soon as I wash the funk of my dick. I dislike being naked and not horny

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:07:00 No.18641541 Report

Quoted By: >>18641590

>>18641483

*kicks in your bedroom door*

"HEY BROSEPH LOOK WHAT AWESOME SHIT I BOUGHT"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:08:00 No.18641547 Report

Quoted By: >>18641562

>>18641472

Mine sometimes have a plot, the abstract/surreal part usually is that the characters in the dream change from one person I know to another, for example I'm talking with my mother but in the dream she's my sister and a few seconds later a teacher from school and so on
also the space is weird, like rooms and places I know but messed up and somehow different

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:08:00 No.18641548 Report

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>>18641461
>Start of horror movie
>You can already tell everyone but a few core characters will die, and the killer will seem to be dead but actually alive to strike again in THE SEQUEL

>Only way to ever show you're a genius is by writing E=MC2 or other equations but the variables are never explained
>Bad guy never wins, and when he does it's never a bad guy you actually root for

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:09:00 No.18641562 Report

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>>18641547
I get tunnel vision in mine and dont notice rooms and or who is talking to me really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:09:00 No.18641565 Report

Quoted By: >>18641614 >>18641621 >>18641630

>horror film
>tense bit, protagonist investigates something
>turns out to be nothing, breathes a sigh of relief
>something horrible appears suddenly whilst protagonist and possibly audience felt relieved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:09:00 No.18641569 Report

Quoted By: >>18641639

>>18641503

>lie detectors work and are accurate
>CSI Style Investigation Science is always spot on and always reveals the truth
>Police is retarded
>They put the criminal in a room and shout at him for 5 hours thinking he will tell them something

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:16:00 No.18641580 Report

Quoted By: >>18641741

ITT pic related

We're becoming old cynical shits that hate modern movies.
Let's face it, at the time all our favourite movies were coming out, there were some people saying that it was all shit and back in their day it was better.

There are as many good movies now as there was in the past. Maybe even more so. There's just so much shit that's filtered out through time. No one remembers the gallons of crap that's pumped up. Only the gems. That's why modern day looks like shit. Because time hasn't filtered out the crap into obscurity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:16:00 No.18641590 Report

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>>18641541
THIS FUCKING HAPPENED WITH MY FLATMATES BUYING FUCKING TRASHBINS TODAY WTF IS HAPPENING

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:17:00 No.18641591 Report

Quoted By: >>18641790

>horror film
>first character to have sex on camera automatically dies
>any time a mirror is seen on camera it's to set up a HURR DURR HE'S BEHIND YOU jump scare
>spring-loaded cats

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:17:00 No.18641608 Report

Quoted By: >>18641666

>>18641506

Women typically have a 1 degree lower natural body temperature than men, and thus get chilly much quicker. This is actual science.

Leaving clothes on or covering up with blankets can happen just because it's cold in the room and you want to have sex without being uncomfortable. I don't see the lack of logic.

What IS illogical, though, is:

>Couple under blanket having sex
>Man is on top
>Woman inexplicably has second blanket wrapped around her
>Apparently the man is fucking her through a god damn blanket

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:17:00 No.18641614 Report

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>>18641565
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9A7cSVO2AU
Example for you.
Remember when you said "The Thing" you were talking about a good movie?
Not anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:17:00 No.18641615 Report

Quoted By: >>18641798 >>18641848 >>18641928

I heard from a friend of a friend of a teacher that the average hollywood process is

1. agent combs through tons of scripts
2. Whatever scripts he thinks are an easy sell, he passes onto his boss
3. Whatever scripts he thinks are an easy sell, he passes onto his boss
4. Whatever scripts he thinks are an easy sell, he passes onto his boss
5. So on and so forth
6. Eventually the bigwig gets the final script selections and if he likes one he starts the process of turning it into a film. If he doesn't someone below him gets canned.
7. Everyone working "helps" by making the script have the same style and editing that the latest blockbuster had so nobody takes any risks.

So now you know why 90% of modern movies are insulting bland tripe, because of a system that emphasizes fear and status quo over interesting ideas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:18:00 No.18641619 Report

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>Main character slaughters over a dozen nameless bad guys to get to the head bad guy.
>Main character hesitates killing the bad guy.

Seriously..this always bothered me. The most ridiculous example of this has to be in Road House, the hero kills various mooks and the villain's right hand man in brutal ways but when he finally gets to that villain he can't bring himself to kill him! And there was no reason for him to hesitate, the bad guy has been a unsympathetic dick the whole movie!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:18:00 No.18641621 Report

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>>18641565

I hate when this happens, I end up expecting something to pop up all the time and when it does it's not scary

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sage Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:18:00 No.18641623 Report

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>"how do I know if I can trust you?"
>"You don't"

every

single

god

damn

time

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:18:00 No.18641630 Report

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>>18641565
>mfw the first time I encountered this
now I've seen it so many times that I just don't give a fuck. feelsbadman.. it could be a really good device if it wasn't so overused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:19:00 No.18641639 Report

Quoted By:

>>18641569
>>They put the criminal in a room and shout at him for 5 hours thinking he will tell them something

Actually, no, interrogation like that DOES get people to confess. Except it actually makes more innocent people confess than guilty people. But this is TV, let's ignore that fact of reality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:19:00 No.18641644 Report

Quoted By:

>>18641472
You're a fucking retard if you can't even understand your own dreams

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:20:00 No.18641666 Report

Quoted By:

>>18641608
>Apparently the man is fucking her through a god damn blanket
So they're doing it Jewish style?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:21:00 No.18641675 Report

Quoted By: >>18641778

>A suspect asks for a lawyer.
>They automatically assume he's guilty of the crime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:23:00 No.18641714 Report

Quoted By: >>18641755 >>18641756

>protagonist is always religious
If religion in anyway comes up, the protagonist says something to reassure the audience he's a god fearing Christian.

Likewise there's always the super annoying religious person and the evil atheist. Apparently Americans want their protagagons to be religious but not too religious

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:25:00 No.18641741 Report

Quoted By:

>>18641580
Personally I don't hate modern cinema, some of these clichés are really old, and I actually know a lot of modern movies that avoid being dull and are actually good.
And besides, sometimes even clichés manage to be entertaining, really

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:26:00 No.18641755 Report

Quoted By: >>18641786

>>18641714
Name 5 movies where the antagonist is an outspoken atheist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:26:00 No.18641756 Report

Quoted By:

>>18641714

Americans don't want overzealous religious extremists, but if you don't believe in any god's existence you are a heartless evil bastard who believes all of life and existence is meaningless and everyone should just die because nothing matters.

Fuckin' pisses me off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:27:00 No.18641778 Report

Quoted By:

>>18641675
>A suspect asks for a lawyer.
>They automatically assume he's guilty of the crime.

>They're right.

The fact that it's always TRUE is what bugs me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:28:00 No.18641786 Report

Quoted By: >>18641828

>>18641755
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodAtheist
Go nuts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:28:00 No.18641790 Report

Quoted By: >>18641824

>>18641591

I wonder what the first movie was that had the camera jump scare in it. It'd be interesting to watch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:28:00 No.18641792 Report

Quoted By:

>Science is done with test tubes, beakers and eyedroppers
>scientist poses a possibility, looks under a microscope and declares himself correct

How can you believe in evolution if it's just a theory (a geuss)?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:28:00 No.18641798 Report

Quoted By: >>18641832

>>18641615

it's true, and the most part of the highest-grossing films are bland shit, because most of the people are happy watching familiar types of movies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:30:00 No.18641824 Report

Quoted By:

>>18641790

Mirror jump scare*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:30:00 No.18641828 Report

Quoted By: >>18641837 >>18641873

>>18641786
That wasn't my question.

I wanted you to name 5 movies where the antagonist is an atheist because I have never seen a movie where the antagonist is an atheist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:31:00 No.18641832 Report

Quoted By: >>18642016

>>18641798
"Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make people feel scared!"

What torture it is to live on a planet where people are clever enough to invent the cinema but not clever enough to be creative with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:31:00 No.18641837 Report

Quoted By:

>>18641828
Watchmen

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:31:00 No.18641839 Report

Quoted By: >>18641898 >>18641928

ITT television
Whatever problems that movies have, network television shows have them in spades.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:32:00 No.18641848 Report

Quoted By:

>>18641615

WELCOME TO AMERICA ENJOY YOUR STAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:33:00 No.18641867 Report

Quoted By: >>18641923 >>18641962 >>18641978

>anyone can hack the government

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:33:00 No.18641873 Report

Quoted By: >>18641901

>>18641828

The atheists aren't usually antagonists, but they're always portrayed as pieces of shit people who are just bitter, angry, arrogant, uninformed, or any combination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:34:00 No.18641898 Report

Quoted By:

>>18641839
Maybe, but television also has plenty of shows that are far more creative than anything Hollywood is shitting out these days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:34:00 No.18641901 Report

Quoted By: >>18641980 >>18642010

>>18641873
Again, I have never seen this in a movie.

I would know, because I am an atheist and I would be weirded out/laughing at seeing this in a movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:36:00 No.18641923 Report

Quoted By: >>18641935

>>18641867

>Hacking "the government" as a general entity is possible.

Frustrates the hell out of me, man. They always say that someone "hacked the FBI," or "hacked the CIA," as if all government agencies store all their information on a single server from which you can access anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:36:00 No.18641928 Report

Quoted By:

>>18641839
yeah, television is even more subject to these >>18641615 rules

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:37:00 No.18641935 Report

Quoted By:

>>18641923
Oh god, this.

>I've hacked into the pentagon

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:39:00 No.18641962 Report

Quoted By:

>>18641867
>no one uses a mouse
>all screen fonts are 72pt
>GUI covered in flashing gifs and slow progress bars that take up the entire screen
FUCKIN COMPUTERS
HOW DO THEY WORK

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:40:00 No.18641971 Report

Quoted By:

>lets use 1 keyboard to counterhack the hacker thats hacking into our database which is located on this one computer in the lab

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CRw7zH_2A

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:40:00 No.18641978 Report

Quoted By:

>>18641867
WE'RE BRINGING DOWN THEIR FIREWALLS

THEIR FIREWALLS ARE 73% DOWN

THIS WILL JUST TAKE A FEW MORE MINUTES

UPLOADING VIRUS TO PENTAGON: 0% COMPLETE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:40:00 No.18641980 Report

Quoted By: >>18642019

>>18641901
I think something like this happens in Independence Day (again), Jeff Goldblum's character is atheist/agnostic/disillusioned, and he acts like a jerk. Clearly not a villain, though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:42:00 No.18642010 Report

Quoted By: >>18642046 >>18642127

>>18641901

Signs is an example. Mel Gibson was a preacher and instantly became an atheist when his wife died, and it was generally portrayed that he became a shittier, more bitter person who is also now an awful dad. Then some shit happened and he saw that he was a fool to doubt God all along and instantly converts and becomes happier, nicer, and a better parent.

Also, I guess it would be best in most cases to replace "atheist" with "skeptic." Anyone in a movie who is skeptical of something, especially the supernatural, is always just some arrogant moron who can't see past the end of his nose. He is portrayed as simply ignoring obvious evidence, and so on. And then when he is inevitably proven wrong then he admits he should have believed all along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:42:00 No.18642016 Report

Quoted By: >>18642149

>>18641832

creativity and originality don't sell ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:42:00 No.18642019 Report

Quoted By: >>18642071

>>18641980
disillusioned Jew

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:43:00 No.18642030 Report

Quoted By:

Movie Hacking:

>TAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKA
>HURRY UP!!THEY'RE COMING!!!
>TAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKA
>I'M HACKING INTO THE MAINFRAME!
>COME ON!
>TAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKA
>I'M IN!!!!!!!!
>TAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKA
>HURRY!
>GOT IT! LETS GET OUTTA HERE!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:43:00 No.18642032 Report

Quoted By:

All great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:44:00 No.18642046 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642010
Ghostbusters comes to mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:45:00 No.18642071 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642019
I'd watch that sitcom

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:49:00 No.18642127 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642010

Like in The Chronicles of Narnia, that one boy doesn't believe his sister about the wardrobe being magical, which makes sense because he hasn't seen any evidence. Then he discovers first hand that it's magical, and he's like, "Oh, I'm so sorry, I don't know why I didn't believe you!" You didn't believe her because you had no evidence. NOW you have evidence and NOW you can believe her and there is NOTHING hypocritical about that. You were justified in not believing it then, and only NOW are you justified in believing it. You weren't wrong all along, you were just unconvinced.

Fucking Hollywood painting skepticism completely wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:51:00 No.18642149 Report

Quoted By: >>18642224 >>18642371

>>18642016
you mean, creativity and originality require actual creativity and originality.

It's like the myth that there's shitloads of awesome material out there waiting to be made into films that Hollywood is ignoring. It comes from misunderstanding how difficult it is to make even an unoriginal idea work well.

For example: most of the greentext in this thread is basic storytelling concepts that are used because a more realistic alternative would take longer without conveying any additional information, or be less dramatic. But here we are all feeling smug that we've watched enough movies to be annoyed by things that were actually the best option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:56:00 No.18642218 Report

Quoted By:

>something extraordinary happens
>change daytime/night time
>people start discussing occurred incident

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:56:00 No.18642224 Report

Quoted By: >>18642264 >>18642323

>>18642149

Nothing in CSI is the best option. You simply cannot make a security camera still image ROTATE TO THE FRONT OF THE PERSON AND THEN ALLOW YOU TO SEE A REFLECTION IN THEIR EYES WHEN THEIR EYES WEREN'T EVEN VISIBLE IN THE VIDEO TO BEGIN WITH.

SOME things in this thread may be nitpicky, but NOTHING in CSI has ANY excuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:57:00 No.18642245 Report

Quoted By: >>18642388

>>18639066
Well, in that scene it looks like the car is burning, not exploding. Which is just fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2011 23:59:00 No.18642264 Report

Quoted By: >>18642334 >>18642406

>>18642224

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:03:00 No.18642301 Report

Quoted By:

>We need to shut down the surveillance cameras.
>SMASH THE MONITORS.

>We need to stop this computer from finishing its virus upload.
>SMASH THE MONITOR.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:04:00 No.18642323 Report

Quoted By: >>18642421

>>18642224
It's formulaic writing, but really those scenes are only there to give the characters information they need to get to the next scene. I don't watch CSI, but I imagine the actual climax of an episode usually entails a slightly more high-tension situation.

Batman Begins IIRC uses exactly the same device when Bruce shoots a bullet into a wall with some high-tech automatic turret and uses it to reconstruct a fingerprint or some shit. THAT is the "high-budget, high-originality" version of the CSI scene. It's still just as retarded, but a TV show needs to be able to do the same thing with less money and fewer sets because spending more money on scenes that do exactly the same thing less quickly would mean FEWER SHOWS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:05:00 No.18642334 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642264

>how did you get my lic plate #
are you a wizard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:07:00 No.18642371 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642149
I actually laugh at most of these clichés, man. But take for example the exploding hay truck in Breaking Bad: why did it have to explode, and why right behind the hitmen? it could have simply burned down, I don't understand that choice because it's unlikely, unrealistic and doesn't add anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:09:00 No.18642388 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642245

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTa2PTcycyI
0:16

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:10:00 No.18642406 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642264
Now zoom into his DNA

Also, 10% of the brain - ALL OF MY HATE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:11:00 No.18642414 Report

Quoted By: >>18642494

>good triumphing over evil

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:11:00 No.18642421 Report

Quoted By: >>18642479 >>18642539

>>18642323

The idea is that he shot bullets into chunks of wall until he found one that splintered in the same way as the bullet from the crime scene and used that information to reverse-engineer the bullet's destruction and thus put the fingerprint together like a puzzle.

Yeah, it's pretty bullshit, but it offers enough explanation to be believable in the world. Also, it's a comic book movie and doesn't happen in the real world. CSI is set in the REAL world, and also has no special rules set up to explain that bullshit, so it's much more jarring and unbelievable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:12:00 No.18642429 Report

Quoted By: >>18642482

KEYBOARD SOLO...

JJ ABRAMS!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:16:00 No.18642475 Report

Quoted By: >>18642508 >>18642534 >>18642544 >>18642582

>Person falls to their death or dies from from some sort of major trauma to the head
>Tiny trickle of blood coming from hairline

Also, classic one
>Americans talking on phone
>Never say hello or goodbye
Is it seriously like this in murka?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:16:00 No.18642479 Report

Quoted By: >>18642521

>>18642421
It's also watched by future jury members, who occasionally take it for real.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:16:00 No.18642482 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642429

>needs more lens flares

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:17:00 No.18642494 Report

Quoted By: >>18642542

>>18642414

I want to see a movie that develops like any other, but then at the end the bad guy isn't retarded and uses common sense to end up winning easily and never be caught.

And no "shades of gray" bullshit like Watchmen or Swordfish. I want an EVIL MAN to succeed in DOING AN EVIL THING.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:19:00 No.18642508 Report

Quoted By: >>18642544

>>18642475
>not saying hello or goodbye

this is hilarious when one of the characters does this and the other is confused/pissed as fuck, usually in parodies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:19:00 No.18642520 Report

Quoted By: >>18642622

>main character bursts out into dance
>other characters/extras start dancing perfectly in sync

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:19:00 No.18642521 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642479

Oh, dear God, yes... this is the most terrifying aspect of the whole thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:20:00 No.18642531 Report

Quoted By:

>funeral scene
>show of a crow sat on a headstone
>main character has pissed everyone else off so has to watch from twenty yards away

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:20:00 No.18642534 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642475
>Americans talking on phone
>Only hear what one person is saying
>They parrot whatever the other person is saying for exposition purposes
GOODBYE?
DIAL TONE?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:21:00 No.18642539 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642421
You're making a point about tone. You have to realise that most people don't know about whatever the real-life science behind the forensic reconstruction of images is, and don't think analytically about stories while they're watching them, and so for them there is almost no difference between the two scenes. It's a question of the artists ability to sell the scene to the viewer: the Batman Begins one might seem more impressive, perhaps, but only because the method is less familiar. The underlying point is the same for both: the protagonists are understood to be smart (in the context of the story) and have the tools to solve this problem. Suspension of disbelief takes care of the rest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:21:00 No.18642542 Report

Quoted By: >>18642591

>>18642494

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:21:00 No.18642544 Report

Quoted By: >>18642622

>>18642508
>>18642475

Also,

>People talking on the phone.

Seriously, who does this? Texting and IM are both much faster and more concise and more convenient, and your phone can do BOTH. I literally never talk on the phone and wish I could exclude voice from my plan to reduce the price.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:23:00 No.18642570 Report

Quoted By: >>18642652

THIS THREAD

>bunch of actors perform actions and talk to each other while being filmed by video cameras
>lol what are they doing, it's all just pretend

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:23:00 No.18642582 Report

Quoted By: >>18642614

>>18642475
Americans not saying goodbye or making plans in shows is annoying. Why does this happen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:24:00 No.18642591 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642542
One isn't enough.
Yeah There's Chinatown and Funny Games but for everyone of them there's a hundred Rambos and From Russia With loves

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:25:00 No.18642602 Report

Quoted By: >>18642710

"I've three guesses for their password, they're stupid so it's probably something personal"

*guesses correctly that it's the nickname he gives one of his daughters on the third guess*

Dear writers. Think about all your close family members. Think about all the different ways their names could be written, think about one of the many 'favourite things' it could also be (football team, flavour, movie, historical figure...).

EVEN IF SOMEONE PICKED A STUPID GUESSABLE PASSWORD, THE CHANCES OF IT BEING GUESSED ARE STILL OBSCENELY LOW.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:26:00 No.18642614 Report

Quoted By: >>18642685

>>18642582
>Americans having breakfast.
>Nothing actually ends up being eaten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:26:00 No.18642622 Report

Quoted By: >>18642696

>>18642520
Oh man, have you ever seen the ending to Slumdog Millionaire or Zatoichi? That was odd

>>18642544
I guess it's more difficult to use in movies, since you'd have to zoom to the display of the phone everytime and shit like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:28:00 No.18642652 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642570
you so edgy brah

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:30:00 No.18642685 Report

Quoted By: >>18642741 >>18642745 >>18642759 >>18642791

>>18642614

about this, do americans really drink milk at dinner? I'm not trolling, it's something I see really often in movies and I'm curious

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:30:00 No.18642696 Report

Quoted By: >>18642777

>>18642622
If you know anything about Bollywood and Takeshi Kitano then those endings make perfect sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:31:00 No.18642710 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642602
Remember in the Batman TV series with Adam West where the villain of the week would do something like leave a note with just the number 6 on it, and West would be like "Hmm... The number 5... What does it mean? OF COURSE! Chief Gordon's wife's birthday is in May, the 5th month! May is an anagram of yam! They're going to plant a bomb at the annual Yam Growers' Ball!"

THIS SHIT STILL HAPPENS IN HOLLYWOOD MOVIES. WHY AMERICA?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:33:00 No.18642741 Report

Quoted By: >>18642809 >>18642810

>>18642685

I drink milk all the time. Why is it weird to drink milk with dinner or any other meal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:33:00 No.18642745 Report

Quoted By: >>18642809 >>18642810

>>18642685

What, Yuros don't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:34:00 No.18642759 Report

Quoted By: >>18642791

>>18642685
I'm a Britfag, but when I went to stay with a friend in the states at dinner we would always be given a glass of milk. I just sat there thinking "THIS IS JUST LIKE THE MOVIES."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:35:00 No.18642776 Report

Quoted By:

No one ever pulls into or out of a space/driveway at <5mph speeds like most people who like having non-totalled cars do. They always pull up at 20mph and break hard or pull out of their drive at tire screeching speeds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:35:00 No.18642777 Report

Quoted By: >>18642887

>>18642696
The Slumdog Millionaire ending works more because of what American audiences BELIEVE they know about Bollywood than what Bollywood films are actually like. I'm pretty sure Bollywood films with musical numbers have more than one and don't just stick it on the end. I thought it was stereotypical and saccharine, personally, but I wasn't really into the story anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:36:00 No.18642791 Report

Quoted By: >>18642832 >>18642851

>>18642759
>>18642685

Does Britain not have milk or something? I don't understand why this is weird or confusing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:37:00 No.18642795 Report

Quoted By: >>18642844

Finnish guy here, milk is pretty much the primary drink in every dinner in here. Breakfast, lunch, dinner and so fort. I drink about 4-5 glasses per day.

One thing about those americans shows though, I never drink warm milk, it tastes fucking disgusting when warm, always drink it ice cold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:37:00 No.18642809 Report

Quoted By: >>18642901

>>18642741
>>18642745
Never drank milk with any other meal than breakfast, and I don't know anyone that does it. Matter of traditions, I guess...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:37:00 No.18642810 Report

Quoted By: >>18642826 >>18642866 >>18642877 >>18645442

>>18642741
>>18642745
I bet you don't even drink skimmed milk, you fatties

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:39:00 No.18642826 Report

Quoted By: >>18642866

>>18642810
Semi-skimmed is the way to go.
I don't understand how people can drink full milk, it tastes awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:39:00 No.18642832 Report

Quoted By: >>18642860

>>18642791

We just don't drink milk with meals much. It's either soft drinks, juice or booze generally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:40:00 No.18642844 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642795

You keep the milk in the fridge and it's cold when you pour it, no ice required. Just because there's no ice doesn't mean it's warm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:40:00 No.18642851 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642791
we're mostly alcoholics. The thing that varies between European countries is what kind of alcohol: beer for Britain and Germany, wine for France, guiness for Ireland, etc. At least four units at every meal, those are the rules.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:40:00 No.18642860 Report

Quoted By: >>18642902

>>18642832
nobody over the age of like 10 drinks milk at dinner anymore in the U.S.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:41:00 No.18642866 Report

Quoted By: >>18642911

>>18642810
>>18642826

2% for life.

Skimmed is for fags who want water with a milk flavor. Full is for fatasses

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:42:00 No.18642877 Report

Quoted By: >>18642939

>>18642810

Everyone I know loves 2% milk or skim milk, and it's disgusting. If I want milk, I want it to TASTE LIKE MILK, not watery and awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:42:00 No.18642887 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642777
Yeah, Bollywood films generally have a lot of songs in them and are more like musicals, but Slumdog Millionaire is not a Bollywood movie, it's just paying homage to them.

I didn't even really like the film but I do think that the artistic intent is sound.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:43:00 No.18642896 Report

Quoted By: >>18642927

This thread sure did segue abruptly into milk discussion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:43:00 No.18642901 Report

Quoted By: >>18642933

>>18642809
Italianfag here, by the way. Usually here it's milk, tea, juice or whatever for breakfast, water (or wine) for lunch, and water or beer for dinner. Maybe it has to do with milk being high on proteins, but I don't know

While we're at it:
>It's always sunny in Italy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:43:00 No.18642902 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642860

Speak for yourself. I love milk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:44:00 No.18642911 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642866
>2%
it's possible to have too many options in life and 2% milk is one of them. It's this kind of thing that makes stress levels so high in the modern age, y'all

OP Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:45:00 No.18642927 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642896
This was my plan all along.
I'm not even kidding

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:45:00 No.18642933 Report

Quoted By: >>18642969 >>18642984

>>18642901

I don't understand why people have rules for what is appropriate to eat/drink for different meals. I just eat or drink whatever I think sounds good to me at the time and what goes well together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:45:00 No.18642939 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642877
eh. you get used to it.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:46:00 No.18642946 Report

Quoted By: >>18643041

>thread about tv tropes
>suddenly, milk thread

OP Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:48:00 No.18642969 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642933
not really rules, more like a habit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:49:00 No.18642984 Report

Quoted By: >>18643294

>>18642933
tha's crazy talk. without rules there'd be nothing to stop people sitting around drinking cum all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 00:53:00 No.18643041 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642946
I fucking love this board

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 01:03:00 No.18643173 Report

Quoted By:

SHUTUP OP

SLOWLY WALKING AWAY FROM EXPLOSIONS LIKE A BADASS IS THE COOLEST PART OF ANY MOVIE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 01:06:00 No.18643227 Report

Quoted By:

>Protagonist disappears from society for a while
>Facial hair errywhere. And he's a sad sack of shit.
>Shave.
>Alpha as fuck.

Oh and
>Nazis

Nazis are easy bad guys. They're easy to hate. But at this point I'm sick of it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 01:08:00 No.18643258 Report

Quoted By:

>in during milk derailing the thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 01:09:00 No.18643280 Report

Quoted By: >>18643351

All of Scandinavia is 100% about milk.

They start you off when you're at school and then it continues for the rest of your life.

Apparently milk goes with everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 01:10:00 No.18643294 Report

Quoted By:

>>18642984
>implying there are any rules that stop a person from sitting around drinking cum all day

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M Fri 30 Sep 2011 01:12:00 No.18643331 Report

Quoted By:

>people drinking milk

What the actual fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 01:13:00 No.18643338 Report

Quoted By: >>18643392

English guy lives in a manor, back garden is a few square miles of lush countryside, from the front, you can see Trafalgar Square, Tower Bridge and Big Ben.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 01:13:00 No.18643351 Report

Quoted By:

>>18643280

yeah but what about constipation? isn't that a possibility?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 01:15:00 No.18643392 Report

Quoted By:

>>18643338
That's just east and west of the property. Bordering on the north side is Hadrian's wall and then the White Cliff's of Dover are to the south.

I'd love to meet the estate agent who arranged that sale.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 01:22:00 No.18643504 Report

Quoted By:

>breaking into a safe/hacking a computer
>"OH SHIT, they heard me and they're coming. I gotta hurry up!"
>start doing things faster
>guard, henchman or whatever is approaching the room
>guy keeps doing his work
>guard reaches for the door
>"OH SHIT HE'S COMING"
>guy is STILL hard at work
>"OH SHIT HE'S PRACTICALLY HERE"
>guard opens the door...
>"Huh. Room is empty. I guess I must be hearing things."
>guy left things seemingly untouched and left or hid behind the desk in like half a second
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 03:43:00 No.18645442 Report

Quoted By: >>18646104

>>18642810
I drink 1% milk. Whole milk is too creamy, and skim milk is too watery.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2011 04:44:00 No.18646104 Report

Quoted By:

>>18645442
It ain't milk if it ain't whole.

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