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>Giving out candy to trick or treat-ers.
>See a kid walk into an elderly man's home across the street and take a whole bowl of candy
>Chase him down, drag him back to the house
"Sir, I saw this child steal all of your candy."
"I didn't do it."
"Sir, did this child run into your house and take your candy?"
>He says nothing
"Oh c'mon, this is bullshit! I mean look at this dude, alright? He doesn't even know what planet he's living on!"
"Sir, are we on the planet Mars? Are we on the planet Saturn? Are we on the planet Earth?"
>He nods his head
"Is today Sunday? Is today Monday? Is today Tuesday?"
>He nods his head
"He seems all there to me. Sir, was this child in your house?"
>He says nothing
"This guy right here, he was at your house, right?"
>He says nothing
"C'mon granddad, why don't you wanna help us out?"
>He looks at me and shits his pants