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Anonymous !!QV74WmZuY1j Tue 03 Jan 2012 12:43:00 No.20245601 View View Reply Original Report

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Let's predict the next Adam Sandler movie script /tv/

uno

uno Tue 03 Jan 2012 12:46:00 No.20245657 Report

Quoted By: >>20245670

He is a wealthy business man who doesn't pay attention to his family. His youngest child, a son aged 10 makes a wish and his family is transported on the moon.
They all get closer in the end

And this would be the plot*. Not script

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 12:47:00 No.20245669 Report

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It's a film about Adam Sandler who is chillin in a shitty town. He is a nice guy and is always helping people out like an old lady when she needs to cross the street and what not. All of a sudden some people stop by and tell him he has inherited a large sum of money. He flies down to the big city where he does all sorts of crazy and wacky stuff in his new found riches and his sweet home. Along the way he meets a girl and they fall in love. Near the end he moves back to his old town and gives everyone there a brand spanking new sportscar, but little did he know that one of them would crash it into a tree! CRAZY! He also has a black foot with no feeling of pain in it.

I'd be first in line to watch that shit go down.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 12:47:00 No.20245670 Report

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>>20245657
hasn't that been overdone lately?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 12:47:00 No.20245672 Report

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> Don't make awesomeo do it again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 12:49:00 No.20245704 Report

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Sandler plays an egotistical, womanizing rockstar. He sleeps with a girl and falls in love with her, but she finds out who he really is, she beheads him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 12:50:00 No.20245709 Report

Quoted By: >>20245740

Adam Sandler discovers his high school sweet heart is going to marry the jock that used to bully him. In order to prove himself to her, he must defeat his old rival...

In a boating competition. But see, get this, he's AFRAID OF BOATS!

Can he get over his fear and win the big race in only one week?

Rated PG-13

uno

uno Tue 03 Jan 2012 12:51:00 No.20245720 Report

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>>20245670
That's the point... :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 12:51:00 No.20245736 Report

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Adam Sandler is like... an over the hill baseball player that... finds a magic baseball bat... that makes him good again... but he starts like... alienating himself from his family and friends... and his kid like... needs the help from a young and upcoming baseball player to get his father back.

uno

uno Tue 03 Jan 2012 12:52:00 No.20245740 Report

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>>20245709
I lol'd at this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 12:52:00 No.20245742 Report

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Umm Adam Sandler is like a rich snob and on a cruise he is on he falls off and washes ashore a island inhabited by an enigmatic tribal people and he has to cope with being with such a primitive culture but ends up accepting the people and falls in love with one of the women and to has to like fight other males who are warriors to win his heart and he gets hit in the balls by one of them also there is like a this weird monkey dude who doesnt talk but does funny things but it's actually rob schnieder and at the end of the movie he is rescued and has a hard time saying goodbye

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 12:53:00 No.20245757 Report

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A father moves in with his son right before his wedding and soon begins sparring with his daughter-in-law.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 12:55:00 No.20245805 Report

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Adam Sandler runs an old casino that's being threatened to be shut down due to lack of popularity... so he holds a big event to get the casino popular again and big name stars show up to have a Poker tournament. But halfway through, Sandler finds out that Donald Trump is cheating in the tournament, but he's afraid to tell people about it, 'cause he could just buy and shut down the casino. So he has to enter the tournament himself and win.

It would be called "All In."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 12:59:00 No.20245843 Report

Quoted By: >>20246022 >>20246277

Adam Sandler's mom gets brutally murdered on Christmas Eve. The detective on the case is incompetent, so he takes matters into his own hands.

However, he needs a partner. That's where Queen Latifa comes in. She plays his aunt, and she's as sassy and independent as they come.

It would be called "Vigilauntie."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:00:00 No.20245860 Report

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>>20245736
and he has a retarded voice! mustn't forget the retarded voice

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:02:00 No.20245892 Report

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He's just an average joe working a shitty office job, until one day he gets fired and meets the Italian Trampoline Maniac Champion, Adelfredo 'The Bounce' Androsciani, who guides him through the process of job hunting and hilarious misunderstandings in a legendary Conquistador throwdown when they accidently travel back to the 15th century.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:06:00 No.20245992 Report

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Adam Sandler breaks his leg and is bedridden. Instead of sitting at home all day, he makes a car out of his bed and starts to race it. He winds up in the Grand Prix, where he has to race against the big shots. But his kid doesn't believe in him, and his wife is going to leave him, so he has to save his relationships with both of them before the light turns green!

See "Broken Down Dad" in the Summer of 2013.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:08:00 No.20246018 Report

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>>20245992
Fund it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:08:00 No.20246022 Report

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>>20245843

>That's where Queen Latifa comes in
>It would be called "Vigilauntie."

Haaa.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:10:00 No.20246041 Report

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>Mfw these aren't all that far-fetched.
>Mfw we will be seeing these movies in the future.

Butta !!QV74WmZuY1j

Butta !!QV74WmZuY1j Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:11:00 No.20246057 Report

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I would legit watch some of the one's from Funny People. Sayonara Davey, Code Green, and Merman specifically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:16:00 No.20246115 Report

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Adam Sandler travels to Italy to find his long-lost father. He searches for days but fails to make any proress, when SUDDENLY he meets the most beautiful woman he's ever seen. BUT it turns out shes stuck working for her dads corporation that's been losing a lot of money, so she will go broke if the company doesn't pick itself up soon. Adam saves the company, and gets the girl, just to find out that her dad is his dad, and it's been total incest the whole time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:18:00 No.20246125 Report

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>>20246115
It'd be more appropriate if he instead traveled to Israel or New York City.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:20:00 No.20246158 Report

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You idiots, you just did the job of a table full of execs for free.

>yfw Sandler and his ''people'' are browsing this thread as we speak and you just set him up with movie ideas for life

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:22:00 No.20246191 Report

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I don't know... Adam Sandler falls in love with a girl but then she's like a dog or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:22:00 No.20246192 Report

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So Adam Sandler plays an uptight boss/dad that yells at his employees and kids a lot. Then, like, he yells at this dirty gypsy (Rob Schneider) for bumping into him, and the gypsy puts a curse on him. The next day he wakes up to find that whenever he tries to talk, he yells instead! This leads to hilarious hijinks when dealing with his important new Japanese clients at the office, and the soon to be classic scene where he's pulled over by a cop! Also, Bieber plays his son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:22:00 No.20246194 Report

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Adam Sandler is a computer programmer, when one day he see's a picture of himself with his face turned upside down on a website. Disturbed, he quits his job to spend more time with his kids and begins to notice that his facial features are becoming more distorted every day that passes. Eventually the prophecy comes true and his face is completely reversed, cast aside by his family, broke and destitute, he journeys across America searching for answers and meets Apollo Creed who teaches him how to drink water without drowning himself.

''Upside Down Face-Man Boy.'' Rated PG.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:23:00 No.20246203 Report

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Adam Sandler is a GENIUS detective, having caught the most notorious villains, but lately Loody McRoodyPoo has been solving his cases RIGHT before he does, raking in cash and crushing Sandler's reputation. After some investigation, Adam founds out that Loody is actually one of the gang leaders he though he arrested years ago. He catches him, puts him back in jail and gets the smokin' hot model girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:24:00 No.20246213 Report

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>This thread

Rated PG-13. Whatever you'll pay for it, fuck you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:25:00 No.20246220 Report

Quoted By: >>20246347 >>20247309

Adam Sandler invents a new type of animal by crossbreeding. However, people start to eat the animal and he has to crossbreed more animals to protect it, leading to overpopulation. Ten years later, he is forced by the government to hunt down and kill all of his creations.

He forms a crack team of hunters for the job, including Rob Schneider and Seth Rogan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:25:00 No.20246223 Report

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Adam Sandler buys a house in "Israel", but the wacky Palestinian family who lived there and were forcibly evicted have moved back in! Now Adam has to live with a family of crazy muslims until his lawyer can get these people back in the gutter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:25:00 No.20246226 Report

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Adam Sandler acts like a retard going nowhere, but then he gets some prospect of gaining fame/fortune/success. The way he gets to that success is to woo a woman who is invariably stopping him from gaining what he wants, and although she is reluctant at first his childish ''charm'' turns her round, despite negative attitudes from her peers/family.

I call it Adam Sandler in an Adam Sandler Film

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:26:00 No.20246257 Report

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Adam Sandler is a depressed high school student. He goes about his depressed life when suddenly he meets a beautiful girl and falls in love with her. As he builds up confidence to ask her out, she slowly gets more and more depressed, when suddenly she hangs herself.
Overcome with guilt, Adam Sandler hangs himself too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:27:00 No.20246263 Report

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A monster family/Adam Sandler mash up movie called The Addams Sandler Family

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:27:00 No.20246273 Report

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Adam Sandler is a guy who's just down on his luck. He decides to buy a hamster to cheer himself up, but it turns out to be Dana Carvey instead. For the next hour and a half, the two go on a wild goose chase looking for the amulet that turned Dana Carvey into a hamster in the first place. It ends at the Grand Canyon, with more life lessons learned than mysteries solved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:27:00 No.20246274 Report

Quoted By: >>20246282 >>20246283

am i the only opne that thinks sandler would be great in a creety serial killer-type role?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:28:00 No.20246277 Report

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>>20245843

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:28:00 No.20246282 Report

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>>20246274
Holy fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:29:00 No.20246283 Report

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>>20246274
*one
*creepy

sorry, i'm getting tired

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:29:00 No.20246292 Report

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Adam Sandler is a big nerd who plays video games and has fake acne...he meets this girl at Gamestop and falls in love with her...so he enters this video game tournament to prove he is a all-star competetive gamer. But he's not that good compared to like...these koreans and shit...so he finds a magic arcade machine that sends him back in time...and he meets the creator of this game before his career starts. So like he tries to befriend him to ultimately get him to put some super secret cheats in for him...but while he's there he falls in love with the guys sister cus she reminds him of the Gamestop girl...and he finds out the guy is pretty cool and befriends him...and he learns to play the game with his heart, not with his head. After saving the guy from getting hit by a car, an event that inspired him to create the video game "Car Fighter", Adam Sandler is transported back to his time and wins in the tourney, breaking the high-score and seeing a message left to the high-score breaker - a personal one to Adam Sandler. He also finds out the gamestop girl is the grandaughter of the guys sister he fell in love with, and she has a crush on Adam Sandler cus he reminds her of this story her grandmother would tell of this prince charming.

they can call it "PLEASE INSERT COIN" - When Game Over is never truly Over!

Rob Schneider plays one of the koreans, and David Spade plays the japanese boss of "Pretendo".

The girl and her grandmother are played by Zooey Deschanel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:30:00 No.20246298 Report

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Adam Sandler finds out the shocking truth about two of the worst crimes in American history. In a conspiracy worthty of Hitchcock's "Strangers on a Train" he finds out that OJ Simpson's wife was murdered by Al Quaeda and 9/11 was planned and executed by OJ Simpson himself!

"Juice Did 9/11" Rated G.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:31:00 No.20246309 Report

Quoted By: >>20246317

Adam Sandler is a thief with a penchant for stealing useless things. He fills up his entire house with stuff, when he is visited by an angel played by Rob Schneider. The angel tells him to stop stealing and give back to the community.

The rest of the movie is him taking back all that he stole, including something that belongs to Olvia Wilde's character. They fall in love through the course of the movie, but she soon learns that he was a thief all along. Can she look past that and love Adam Sandler for who he really is? Find out this winter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:31:00 No.20246310 Report

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Adam Sandler plays a successful video game developer with a series of hits under his belt, but attempting to program his masterpiece which continues to elude him. But to his surprise in the middle of developing it he finds out that his biological brother has reached out to him because he was adopted. His father, a construction worker, is dying and wants to meet the son he had to give up. Also they all have Asperger's Syndrome and live in the country. As Adam Sander's character Frank F. Aggot gets to know his brother, also a construction worker, he has inspiration for his masterpiece- a game where you dig up blocks of dirt and place them on other blocks of dirt.

Eventually he saves his father by buying him a farting dialysis machine and lives out his days buy building a water park with his Digcraft riches in the country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:32:00 No.20246317 Report

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>>20246309

>My Name Is Sandler

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:33:00 No.20246341 Report

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Adam Sandler eats so much Taco Bell that he poops out a living cat.

That's it.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:34:00 No.20246344 Report

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You missed the best route.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:34:00 No.20246346 Report

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What are some good web comic hosting sites I could get myself started on?

Pic completely unrelated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:34:00 No.20246347 Report

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>>20246220
I would actually see this movie, it sounds really interesting. Like Evolution mixed with The Nutty Professor

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:34:00 No.20246349 Report

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The type of mecha I'd personally pilot would be the bulky, armored, heavy gunner types. Possibly a sniper-type too.

As for what I like in fiction, I like mecha series where we get a variety and each type actually had pros and cons. Quick melee machines are actually fragile, armored machines can actually take a few hits. It's even better if the different types are used in proper roles.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:34:00 No.20246350 Report

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Some questions. Please answer and post a pic if you feel like it!

1. Are you male or female?
2. What are you listening to right now?
3. What is your main hobby?
4. How old are you?

If you answer these questions, you may pose your own question to all other anons.

Lets do this.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:35:00 No.20246352 Report

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Drawfag thread 519
irc: #drawfriends @ irc.rizon.net

second rarfag's files until thread 509:
http://www.mediafire.com/2ndrarfag

thread 518

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:35:00 No.20246353 Report

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How did your parents react when they realised you were a homosexual?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:35:00 No.20246356 Report

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Adam Sandler is a robot designed for service, until one day while waiting tables he meets a pretty woman. As his circuits goes highway, wacky hijinks ensue parodying Robocop, Terminator, AI, I, Robot and all your favorite robot movies as a robot who knows nothing about love tries to teach humans what love truly means.

Rob Schneider plays a gay crossdressing robot who works as the hostess of the restaurant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:36:00 No.20246369 Report

Quoted By: >>20246427

In a world populated by invisible people, adam sandler has the power of visibility. he goes on to fight crime as the Visible Man and hijinks ensue. as the only visible person on the planet, sandler is the only actor that appears in the movie for the whole 2 hour duration

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:38:00 No.20246394 Report

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It's christmas, and the dysfunctional Sandler family is having a fantastic christmas dinner. Many of their relatives are invited over for the celebration.
Suddenly, Adam picks up the phone. He's just been informed that 2 of his cousin where in a plane crash.
They report to not have found the relatives bodies. Furious, Adam DEMANDS they find his cousins. After hours of searching, they find the mutilated corpse of Barbara Sandler, and an unidentified corpse with a ticket containing Johnny Sandler's name. Adam knows that that isn't Johnny's body, and goes off to find where Johnny is.
Despite his family's discouragement, Adam uses his techniques from when he was a fugitive hacker to find what really happened to Johnny.
He finds out he's in Bulgaria. Adam finds that his cousin belongs to a devil-worshiping cult that performs human sacrifices.
At the temple, they sacrifice an eight year old child, cook it and eat it, concluding Adam Sandler's christmas dinner he had hoped for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:38:00 No.20246395 Report

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Adam Sandler accidentally runs over the President of the United States. He is then mistaken for the Commander in Chief, and is thusly thrust into office. From there, he has to make rash decisions that eventually wind him up in the front lines of a brutal war with Mexico. Can President Sandler bring the USA to victory in a war he started singlehandedly? Can he woo the first lady, played by Cameron Diaz who has a suspicion that he's not really her husband? Can he defeat the evil Mexican King played by Horatio Sanz? Find out this Summer!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:39:00 No.20246401 Report

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adam sandler plays a bachelor living buy himself, his life is in a mess, he doesn't have a job and lives off royalties. when he old college buddy finds him he realizes that he has to get back his life back! one quirky adventure after another leads his old buddy onto the information that adam sandler's family actually died in the 9/11 plane crash, and is struggling with the grief, he constantly remodels his kitchen in hope of pleasing his dead wife and child.

it will be called, dead-beat dad

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:41:00 No.20246427 Report

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>>20246369

Along the same lines; Adam Sandler is the only man on earth that can get an erection! Which crazy lady will he get married to in order to save the human race, and will the baby be born in time for Hannukah?? Co-starring Selma Hayek and Sofia Vergara

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:42:00 No.20246437 Report

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Adam Sandler owns a small fishing company. When the world's oceans are depleted of fish, he and his friends (played by Rob Schneider and Kat Williams) have to deep sea dive in hopes of finding a fish that the government can clone. On the way to the bottom of the sea, however, they stumble upon an ancient city that leads them to a wacky confrontation with the King of Atlantis himself, played by Eugene Levy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:43:00 No.20246451 Report

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Adam Sandler watches all the Adam Sandler movies. He decides that they aren't good enough, so he endeavours to make a better movie starring himself, Adam Sandler, with hilarious consequences. What he doesn't realize is that Adam Sandler has been watching Adam Sandler the whole time, and the movie he is trying to make is the true movie itself, that Adam Sandler knows about and is the movie we're watching starring Adam Sandler.

What The Fuck Is Going On?
PG-13

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:46:00 No.20246490 Report

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Adam Sandler marries a beautiful woman during a crazy drunken night. But when morning rolls around, he finds out that it's actually Chris Farley's reanimated corpse rendered in top quality CGI and voiced by Bill Hader.

He then has to go on a quest to return Chris to his grave before sundown, or else he'd be stuck in the land of the living forever!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:46:00 No.20246496 Report

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Adam Sandler is clinically retarded and lives with his nasty genius twin brother, a succesful inventor (also Adam Sandler). After an experiment turns the genius brother into a baseball, retard Adam takes his place, pretending to be him, fucking his beautiful wife etcetera. Cue hijinx as Adam soils himself while collectibg the Nobel prize, shouts "MY WIENER" over and over during sex, and accidentally invents a new kind of sentient hotdog (Rob Schneider). In the end he turns his twin back but the wife stays with retard Adam because they're in love.

>>20246292
Would watch this. Just saiyan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:49:00 No.20246515 Report

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Adam Sandler finds out that his great uncle has been shot into space by robots. With such intense amounts of rage, his ass explodes and propels him upwards at blinding speeds in hot pursuit.

Can he reach his uncle in time? Will he live to tell the tale? Find out this summer when "Operation Ass Explosion" hits theaters.

Smoker‎ !Umad72YCVU

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Smoker‎ !Umad72YCVU Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:50:00 No.20246518 Report

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>>20246292

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:50:00 No.20246524 Report

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Adam Sandler starts a mosque for other Jews, but an evil businessman (David Spade) buys the land! The only way Sandler can save his mosque - and all Jews - is to get his crazy toilet salesman friend Jack Black to make a dreidel-shaped toilet which becomes the latest craze!!

"Jew And Your Toilet", rated PG-13

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:50:00 No.20246528 Report

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Adam Sandler and Martin Lawrence are two New York cops from opposite sides of the tracks, forced to work together for a career defining assignment dispite their abrasive attitude towards each other.

Instead of setting aside their differences and forming an unlikely friendship Lawrence kills Sandler in the climax of the movie and quits the police force to become a chef.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:54:00 No.20246544 Report

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Adam Sandler is an architect who has to rush build a synagogue on the site of 9/11, otherwise a mosque will be built there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:54:00 No.20246551 Report

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Adam Sandler grows a second head that's played by Drew Barrymore. At first the two are at ends with one another, but slowly they start to fall in love. Eventually, they get married. But when all seems well, a slippery traveling salesman played by Rob Schneider shows up, offering them a cure, and the option to become two separate people.

Adam is hesitant, but Drew wants it to happen. However, the antidote causes Drew's face to melt away, leaving Sandler back at square one where he becomes a high school hockey coach and wins the playoffs with a little help from Horatio Sanz and Matthew Perry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:56:00 No.20246558 Report

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Sandler is a tv exceutive struggling to come up with a new and revolutionary idea that will save his company and save his entire life because once he has this idea, his wife will love him again and his children won't pray for him to die for eternity. Sandler cannot think of anything and seems to have given up and while sitting on his patio, preparing to be murdered in his sleep he sees a shooting star and wishes that he will be granted an idea for a tv show that will revolutionise the world. Sandler goes to bed broken and wakes up in a different place. Sandler cannot even comprehend what is going on and so after searching for answers as to where he is, he decides to go to a diner for some food and find some more people to talk too. While in there, he is served by a blonde waittress who seems to be friends with 4 guys in the diner. Although Sandler cannot hear what they are saying, it seems are every punchline there is a shudder that closer resembles an earthquake roaring from the earth itself. He decides to go and talk to the men and notices that the men are all different, with one being an aspergered mongoloid, a pussy indian, a desperate jew and a beta phaggot. He realises this is the perfect concept for a perfect tv show. The men turn out to be incredibly smart and Sandler tells them his conundrum to which they state that he must have traveled across dimensions and that they could make a trans-dimensional portal to get him home. He agrees and a montage begins and finally, it is done. He asks the men to go with him into his universe and be the biggest stars in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:56:00 No.20246562 Report

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Adam Sandler plays Jack Ruby in a 9 hour mockumentary of the JFK assassination, starring David Spade as Lee Harvey Oswald and Rob Schneider as JFK.
it will be released only in China, with Chinese voice overs and english subtitles. it will be straight to dvd release and find its way to the internet and American audiences fifty years after its release.
It will be the greatest film ever made and Adam Sandler will win nine of the thirteen academy awards he will be nominated for posthumously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:56:00 No.20246565 Report

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>>20246558
They decide they will accompany him to see what science is like there, however the beta phaggot wont go without the talentless titcow and so after a deep heart2heart between titcow and Sandler, she agrees to go with him. They all enter the portal and Sandler begins work right away on the show. He decides to call the show "the big bang theory" and promptly became the richest being that ever lived and praised as the father of funny and also as the best human being to ever live simultaneously curing cancer, world hunger and war. With guest appearances from all the main stars of TBBT, see "200 billion dollars on it's first weekend alone"

rated pg-13

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:58:00 No.20246574 Report

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Adam Sandler is a single dad with 2 sons. His sons are bad and play on the computer too much. To teach them a lesson, Adam Sandler brutally rapes both of them and throws them into the street. One of them gets run over by a truck, and the other commits suicide a week later. Hilarity ensues

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 13:59:00 No.20246581 Report

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A man is attempting to set the world record for the highest basketball bounce. And guess what? Adam Sandler just so happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. As the machine releases the basketball, Adam Sandler finds himself over it while jumping from a building in hopes of committing suicide. The basketball propels him up so high he loses consciousness. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a magical forest where he must win the heart of the fair Maiden played by Megan Fox.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 14:09:00 No.20246634 Report

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Adam Sandler is afraid of the dark so when his ball rolls down the stairs into the dark basement he must face his fears to get his ball back.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 14:10:00 No.20246640 Report

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average joe Adam Sandler meets a gypsy (played by Christopher Walken) who makes him realize he was once a mermaid. Sandler goes on an emotional journey to discover his mermaid roots and meets his childhood mermaid sweetheart, (Ben Stiller's wife) whom he rekindles a romantic relationship with. They must overcome social prejudice, hypothermia and sharks to be together.

He has to fight the jock mermaid king who wants to be with Ben Stiller's wife and wins (suffocates him in Duckweed) to become the new mermaid king. So he cuts his legs off and sews a dolphin tail onto himself. They live happily ever after.

it was all a hallucination due to the late stage chemotherapy, his only friend was a fishtank and the nurse Ben Stiller's wife. We fade to black on the final shot with 'Mad World' playing.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 14:12:00 No.20246656 Report

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>>20246634

Wōden !!pvqtQjDSjSM

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Wōden !!pvqtQjDSjSM Tue 03 Jan 2012 14:32:00 No.20246763 Report

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Adam Sandler plays a divorced parent of two sons. One is a Lord of the Rings obsessed internet nerd and the other is hip hop obsessed enterpenuer. Hilarity ensues.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 14:36:00 No.20246784 Report

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Adam Sandler in Human Centipede 3: 8 Crazy Victims

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 14:45:00 No.20246852 Report

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Click part 2

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 14:49:00 No.20246891 Report

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>>20246640

I'm assuming the mermaid king is played by Ben Stiller?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 14:50:00 No.20246907 Report

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This thread is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Archive, please.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 15:06:00 No.20247092 Report

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>>20246907

I second that

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 15:10:00 No.20247163 Report

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>>20247092
>>20246907

Then vote, mf's

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 15:16:00 No.20247233 Report

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>>20247163

Done.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 15:23:00 No.20247301 Report

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Dump, come on just 2 moar

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 15:25:00 No.20247309 Report

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>>20246220

This sounds weirdly good.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 15:30:00 No.20247344 Report

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You guys are doing it wrong, I'd go see most of these movies.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 18:40:00 No.20249394 Report

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>>20245601
adam sandler works at a carwash and has his entire life. His father is a millionaire trying to get adam enterested in the family business yet hes not. He takes pride in washing cars and once a day a supermodel drives up in a bikini and lets him wash her porsche. Also an old lady shows up after he washes her car she pays him in meatballs....

Just up the Road someone is building an automated carwash. (his father owns the worlds largest automated carwash company in the warld and he bought the lot next to adams...

Adams and dads interaction on the matter...

Why ARE YOU DOING THIS!

Adams dad
Im a business man and building that carwash!

Adam NO YOUR NOT!

Adam goes on a crusade to rally the neiborhood around his boss's Carwash (old man teagan)

Old man teagan is an old sea captain with a heart of gold and a peg leg.

Long story short...

Old man Teagan retires.. adam talks his dad into buying old man teagans car wash and merging it with his... Adam and his dad reconsile...

<insert Vanhalen music>

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 18:42:00 No.20249422 Report

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Better ideas than Hollywood up in this bitch.

personalitysucks

personalitysucks Tue 03 Jan 2012 19:02:00 No.20249658 Report

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Adam Godsandler Against Mechachristopher Walken

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2012 21:46:00 No.20251687 Report

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Asamo Sandlama launches a terrorist attack under the name of Adam Sandler.
Then, he and his dad reconcile.
Hilarity ensues.

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