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Anonymous !Justice.B2 Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:06:00 No.20986699 View View Reply Original Report

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>1. Think of actor.
>2. http://www.deanjackson.dj/nameanagram/
>3. Result is the name of their next movie.
>4. Plot synopsis.

ETHICAL BRAINS is the story of a mad scientist who accidentally becomes a brain hungry ghoul. He has an ethical crisis about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:07:00 No.20986722 Report

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LETHAL BONER
LETHAL BONER
LETHAL BONER
LETHAL BONER
LETHAL BONER
LETHAL BONER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:08:00 No.20986728 Report

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In "SMUG MAULER" Summer Glau plays the role of serial killer who is also a smug environmentalist hipster.

Victory& !Justice.B2

Victory& !Justice.B2 Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:08:00 No.20986734 Report

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>Tom Hardy's anagram name is OH MY! DRAT

OH MY! DRAT is about a guy who does stuff and then something bad happens and he eventually fixes it getting the girl.

I suck at writing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:10:00 No.20986751 Report

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Periodic Anal Odor

Leonardo Dicaprio has periodic anal odor... AND DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:10:00 No.20986757 Report

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>BABOON PIRANHAS

That writes itself, I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:11:00 No.20986773 Report

Quoted By: >>20986834 >>20987546

>Clint Eastwood's anagram name is OLD WEST ACTION

is this on purpose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:13:00 No.20986790 Report

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In a world, where men struggle with the shame of impotence...one man will rise up, firm and majestic to show the world what it means to be erect.

This summer, Ed Harris "IS HARDER".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:15:00 No.20986834 Report

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>>20986773

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:15:00 No.20986835 Report

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in b4 RAGINGLY SON

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:18:00 No.20986877 Report

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>LOONY STAMMER

Wacky "______ Movie" style send up of "The King's Speech"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:20:00 No.20986900 Report

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>SATAN'S HOT JAM

Jason Statham plays the Devil. It's his birthday and he throws one Hell of a party.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:21:00 No.20986916 Report

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>Justin Timberlake
>I'm a jerk, but listen

woah

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:23:00 No.20986954 Report

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>Harrison Ford FINDS A HORROR

rated PG

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:24:00 No.20986959 Report

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Gary Oldman in GROAN MADLY

Gary Oldman suffers from Mad Cows disease and slowly turns into a cow. A little girl get's attached and saves him from slaughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:25:00 No.20986973 Report

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After losing his wife in an automobile accident, a hot shot New York attorney finds himself with the help of an eldery african american barber.
Tom Hanks in "THANKS, MO"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:26:00 No.20986980 Report

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>Victoria Justice
>TO JUICIEST VICAR

wel... yes. its about a young lady in a monastery getting fucked rotten by some dirty old men I suppose. can't think of anything else

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:26:00 No.20986981 Report

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>>20986834
>Jc Denton's anagram name is NET ON JCD

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:27:00 No.20986991 Report

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As autumn arrives in Civil War-era Georgia, a girl in her early teens raised by an itinerant railroad conductor struggles to repair a locomotive steam engine which she equipped with rubber tires before the snows of winter--and General Sherman (Christian Bale)--get there.

Elle Fanning stars in Fall & Engine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:28:00 No.20987010 Report

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Sane Dribbles, Brian's Blessed new standup comedy hour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:28:00 No.20987011 Report

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>Christopher Lee
>STRIP LEECH HERO

nooooooooooooo

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SouthDakotan !!o1lpCoutiyZ Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:28:00 No.20987014 Report

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Gina Gershon

>She Groaning

Sequel to Bound

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:30:00 No.20987029 Report

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After decades out of the spotlight, Edward Furlong returns in a tour-de-force thriller sure to keep you on the edge of your seat.
Edward Furlong plays Harris Turner, penny pinching foreman at a construction site. His cost cutting measures catch up with him when a worker is killed on the job. Now he must struggle to handle the lawyers out to get him and threatening messages from beyond the grave.

"WRONGFUL DREAD"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:30:00 No.20987035 Report

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George Clooney's anagram name is: ENERGY, COOL EGO

got nothing more to add

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:30:00 No.20987037 Report

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>>20986757
nigga better recognize

Do you think someone should twitter her this picture along with her anagram? I think she'd find it cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:32:00 No.20987065 Report

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>Idris Elba in RABID LIES

He... gets rabies and then lies about it?

I'd watch it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:32:00 No.20987069 Report

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BULKY, CRANKIEST
>An astounding new documentary that exposes the intimate details and private eccentricities of this legendary filmmaker!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:33:00 No.20987089 Report

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Sigourney Weaver in REVIEWS ANGER YOU, a /tv/ biopic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:34:00 No.20987094 Report

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A man on the run from the law hides a dangerous secret that will determine the fate of the universe.
Caught in the middle of the war between heaven and hell.
God wants to save him.
Satan wants to use him.
The world needs to fear him.

THIS SUMMER, NICHOLAS CAGE IN "ANGELIC CHAOS"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:34:00 No.20987101 Report

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A SEVERE NUKE

An agent must stop the detonation of a nuke in crowded New York city

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:36:00 No.20987137 Report

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With the release of her breakout performance, Rooney Mara takes the world by storm...until every gets bored of her and /tv/ takes the obsession too far.
Thanks to Rooney Mara, 2012 on /tv/ will be A MORON YEAR.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:37:00 No.20987161 Report

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NOT WHEEZING LANDS is the story of a world overtaken by cigarette addicts. Denzel Washington is attempting to lead his daughter to safety in a no-smoking country, while being pursued by the tobacco company gestapo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:37:00 No.20987166 Report

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>Ashton Kutcher in SUCK HER HOT TAN

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SouthDakotan !!o1lpCoutiyZ Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:39:00 No.20987195 Report

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This summer
A group of shitposters invades your favorite message board
And only one woman can stop them
With the power
Of
Her
SAGE

Geena Davis in

INVADE SAGE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:39:00 No.20987204 Report

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A top-secret military complex in the American Southwest developing a bioweapon based on rabies is accidentally released on the environment, infecting the nearby prairie dog population. Three hundred miles, eight hundred pounds of C4, half of a pack of cigarettes and one disgruntled Fish and Game officer in danger of losing his job are all that lies between the horde of ravenous rodents and an unsuspecting nation.

This summer, Liam Neeson is, "INSANE MOLE".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:40:00 No.20987224 Report

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>>20987094
goddamn it, ANGELIC CHAOS suits Nicolas Cage so fucking well. its like a match made in heaven

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SouthDakotan !!o1lpCoutiyZ Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:41:00 No.20987237 Report

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You loved him in What Women Want
and this summer...
Mel Gibson returns in the sequel to that blockbuster smash hit with

BIG MELONS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:41:00 No.20987248 Report

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all of these are really fucking perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:42:00 No.20987258 Report

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Bryan Cranston plays a crazed drug lord in 'Scar Bonny Rant'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:43:00 No.20987279 Report

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In the year 3000, the war for earth's freedom is all but lost...until a shocking discovery is made in the ruins of old Germany: the frozen head of Manfred von Richtofen aka The Red Baron. With the Baron's brain hard wired directly into Earth's security mainframe, suddenly Earth's fighting drone fliers have a fighting chance against the alien invading horde.

This summer, Eric Bana is ACE BRAIN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:43:00 No.20987280 Report

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In a sequel to the best summer superhero blockbuster, Edward Norton must fill the shoes of everyone's favorite fallen hero and save the world from the evil Stormchasers.

Edward Norton is NEW DR. TORNADO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:44:00 No.20987296 Report

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Coming this summer, the ultimate heist movie. Robert Downey Jr. in WORRY TENDER JOB.

directed by christopher nolan

ZERO !!Bfg7MXZ93gR

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ZERO !!Bfg7MXZ93gR Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:44:00 No.20987297 Report

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Ian McKellen stars as a gay videogame enthusiast who gets a stroke in the film "Link Clean Me". His male "friend" dresses as Link while taking care of him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:45:00 No.20987316 Report

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Tom Cruise in "I'm So Cuter!"

Tom Cruise plays a flaming faggot who thinks he's really attractive when in fact he's just an annoying douche.

Oh wait, that's real life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:45:00 No.20987320 Report

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>A CRAP TREK TWIST
oh god oh god oh god oh god

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:45:00 No.20987327 Report

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>mfw Hollywood makes all of these

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:48:00 No.20987376 Report

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CAJUN SHOCK

Down in the bayou an electrifying new evil is rising, and only one man can stop it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:49:00 No.20987393 Report

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>Denzell Washington

THAN DOZEN SWELLING

The title has nothing to do with the movie -- Denzell plays an intelligent, capable black cop who's out for revenge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:50:00 No.20987399 Report

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Leonard Nimoy stars as the aging inventor of the world's first fully sentient android. He rejects constant offers from the government to buy the android schematics for military applications. As his health fails, he begins to fear for the well-being of his "son". Can he let his creation be misused or must he destroy it himself? Find out this summer in "I'm Only A Drone"

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:50:00 No.20987407 Report

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Wayne was just your regular black man. He watched basketball, loved pork, and always voted Democrat. But this summer... *record scratch* he's in for a rude AWAKENING.

From the guys who brought you Pooty Tang comes a whole new type of black comedy.

Starring Wayne Brady, Terrance Howard, Cuba Gooding Jr., Queen Latifa, Sedric the Entertainer, Katt Williams, Steve Martin, and Eddie Murphy.

>A YAWN DERBY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:51:00 No.20987413 Report

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/tv/'s most notorious tripfag, Don Draper, will appear in his first feature full-length horror/pornographic summer blockbuster in 'Dread Porn'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:51:00 No.20987416 Report

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TRUE-BORN, NOW JOY-RIDE

RDJ is man facing a mid-life crisis, who inherites his father's old motorcycle and finds his true self when he signs up for a cross-country motorcycle race. Jude Law can star as his best friend and manager.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:51:00 No.20987420 Report

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>Edward Norton
>NEW DR. TORNADO
I laughed more than I should have

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:51:00 No.20987423 Report

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A YEAR MORON

Rooney Mara has been a stuck up bitch her entire life. This summer comes a tale of love.. And stupidity?
>cue silly music
>scenes of rooney mara doing stupid things

would watch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:52:00 No.20987432 Report

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The miracle of CGI allows Clark Gable to posthumously star in his first interracial gay porno: LARGE BLACK.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:52:00 No.20987439 Report

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>>20987399

Imogen !Pootswhctc

Imogen !Pootswhctc Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:54:00 No.20987463 Report

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Imogen Poots
POISON TO GEM

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:54:00 No.20987465 Report

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GROOMING EVENTS

Prom night is coming and girls better get their hair ready. Viggo Mortenses stars as a hairdresser. One Viggo. Plenty of hair. Will he make it? Can he survive "Grooming Events"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:54:00 No.20987466 Report

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Arnold Schwarzenegger in the hottest movie of the year, "HE'S GROWN LARGE 'N' CRAZED", in your local blockbuster right now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:55:00 No.20987482 Report

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RAGINGLY SON

Gosling stars as an autistic son with tourettes syndrome, trying to win his dying dad's heart

>implying you wouldn't watch it
>implying it isn't oscar bait

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:55:00 No.20987486 Report

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One man's fight against a local gang of hip-hop dancers that have taken over his hood.
Javier Bardem busts a move, and a few skulls, in...
BRAVE DIRE JAM

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:56:00 No.20987497 Report

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In a world where potters only dared to make pot-shaped pots, one woman had the courage to make pots shaped like animals.

Natalie Portman is... AN ANIMAL POTTER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:56:00 No.20987503 Report

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RUB SLIM CORN

Starring Crimson Blur (http://crimsonvisionstudios.com/videos/season2episode1/)

A psychological drama about a young farmer who grows the best crops by loving them in a physical way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:57:00 No.20987508 Report

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>OIL SUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:58:00 No.20987519 Report

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>>20987497
>Animal Potter not about smugglers smuggling extremely rare and endangered animals in pots.
Wouldn't watch it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:59:00 No.20987529 Report

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>>20987482
Gosling plays the dad as well, with a little make-up job and clever camera positioning
>oscars everywhere

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:59:00 No.20987531 Report

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Aaron Paul stars in a boating team coached by Bryan Cranston, struggling with his sexuality and discovering new horizons.

Coming this summer:
UP ANAL OAR

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:59:00 No.20987533 Report

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HIJACK ACNE

Jackie Chan is a teenager who must find the armor of god and save the ambassador's daughter, but has an amnesia after fighting an army in a TLC factory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 10:59:00 No.20987538 Report

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Eddie Murphy returns to his raucus stand-up roots with this hilarious follow up to his 1987 classic "Raw":

"I'M RUDE, HYPED"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:00:00 No.20987540 Report

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Benedict Cumberbatch stars as Mad Cubic, the world's worst basketball player. Will he get a chance to prove himself to the girl he loves? Or will he be doomed to failure for the rest of hsi life? Watch BETTER BENCH MAD CUBIC to find out!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:00:00 No.20987546 Report

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>>20986773
>Clint Eastwood's anagram name is OLD WEST ACTION
An old man that lives in the city goes back to his family farm only for it to be burnt down by a group of traveling teen dickheads. Clint tracks them down though out the country side and brutally slays all of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:02:00 No.20987575 Report

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>Ricky, a dorky high school math geek, joins the basketball team because he wanted a nice extracurricular to put on his college applications. He gets more than he bargained for, though, when he puts his math and physics to use to become a deadly three-point shooter. Quickly earning the respect of his teammates, many coming from backgrounds different from his, he earns the nickname Cubic, after he demonstrates his ability to quickly find the cube root of any number. Can Cubic lead his team to a state championship? Tyrese Gibson co-stars.

Benedict Cumberbatch stars in BETTER BENCH MAD CUBIC

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:02:00 No.20987577 Report

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Kanye West in his film debut stars as a stereotypical black new-yorker; the only thing that makes him the diamond in the rough, is that he is the nicest guy around! Catch Kanye West in this Winter's warmest movie of the year: SWEET YANK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:04:00 No.20987590 Report

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>>20987577
Sweet Yank sounds like a gay porno to me, man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:04:00 No.20987591 Report

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Al Pacino is a very particular detective is on the trail of a very easy going and messy criminal

>I, ANAL COP

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:04:00 No.20987598 Report

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Archival footage from before his death has been seamlessly blended to complete the unused footage from his unfinished final film. Lee Van Cleef stars as an enterprising con man who stumbles into what could be the biggest heist in history. He must assemble a rag tag group of expert thieves to pull of the incredible heist: stealing the world's largest diamond from inside the Queen of England's asshole.
Lee Van Cleef in "FECAL ELEVEN"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:05:00 No.20987610 Report

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>>20987011
>Christopher Lee
>STRIP LEECH HERO
A renounced 'hero' who wears a heavy set of cloths is revealed to be a monster who drinks the blood of those he saves years after they fade out of the public spot light.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:06:00 No.20987617 Report

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>>20987590
mmm would watch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:06:00 No.20987623 Report

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"ERROR ON BIDET"

I think this movie's self-explanatory.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:07:00 No.20987645 Report

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Olivia Wilde stars as a compulsive liar who tries to bluff her way through a limbo competition in LOW, AVID LIE, hilarity and drama ensues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:08:00 No.20987654 Report

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Jude Law will be filling in the roles as both Joel and Ethan Cohen in a beautiful film-makers biopic aptly titled 'Jew Dual'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:09:00 No.20987666 Report

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Matt Damon stars as a man with down's syndrome in the midst of a midlife crisis. After an angry outburst at a local restaurant, he is required to take anger management classes, when all he wants is to be understood.

Matt Damon stars in NOT MAD MAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:09:00 No.20987672 Report

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Few understood him. Many loathed him.

Regardless, Muammnar Gadaffi also said that, "I AM A GRUFF MADMAN".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:10:00 No.20987678 Report

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>ENERGY, COOL EGO

An autobiographical look at the life of George Clooney. Written, directed, and produced by George Clooney.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:10:00 No.20987681 Report

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This Halloween.. Something's wrong with Sarah.

It started out as a joke.. Now.. Sarah's Serious..

Catch Nicole Kidman as Sarah Sanders in the heart-pumping and fear-inducing film: A DEMONIC LINK

Prepare to be scared senseless.. HUHOHOUHOHOHOHO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:10:00 No.20987684 Report

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Ron Perlman plays a former porn star who takes a job as a sex ed teacher at an inner-city school. Now it's up to him to use his vast experience to teach these kids what love making is all about in the wacky teen sex comedy Learn 'N' Romp.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:10:00 No.20987687 Report

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HILL BY GIN

Bill Nighy is an old retired football coach suffering from arthritis who has vowed to do one last thing as he is diagnosed with cirrhosis: conquer the hill by the house where he grew up. Ironically, with his arthritis, the only way he could do it is by drinking lots of gin, which brings him closer to liver failure with every grip 'n' sip, mah nigga.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:12:00 No.20987722 Report

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>Angelic Chaos

That's sounds exactly like the kind of movie Nic Cage would be in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:12:00 No.20987723 Report

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>>20987684
Dude....... Fuck

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:13:00 No.20987735 Report

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In the year 2285, Captain James Tiberius Kirk thought he was done with conducting missions of interplanetary peace. But when a race of incredibly thin aliens attack and threaten to destroy all he knows and loves, he must rise to the challenge and save the galaxy once again.

William Shatner in... SLIM ALIEN WRATH.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:14:00 No.20987749 Report

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Ben Stiller plays the role of a drunk angry Italian mobster in 'Stern Libel'

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:14:00 No.20987753 Report

Quoted By:

Robin Williams plays the President of the United States who must comfort the entire world after a large scale tragedy.

>I WARM BILLIONS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:14:00 No.20987764 Report

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Bradley Cooper plays a man who'll go to ANY lengths to woo the woman he loves, in

>CREEPY OR A BOLD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:15:00 No.20987772 Report

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The Loving Jet Droops

An indie comedy about a garage band trying to become the next best thing. JGL stars as the leader singer of the band, Kirk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:17:00 No.20987796 Report

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In medieval England, Kevin Spacey plays a womanizing thief who gets into all sorts of trouble.

This summer, Kevin Spacey is a
>SPICEY KNAVE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:17:00 No.20987798 Report

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HE'S GROWN LARGE 'N' CRAZED

See the Arnold Schwarzenegger cult classic film about a man that used to have a micropenis , after a enlargement operation that goes wrong.

He's back
And its payback time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:17:00 No.20987803 Report

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Albert Brooks spends the duration of the film trying to figure out what is in his dirty underwear.

Brooks stars in Streak or Blob

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:18:00 No.20987807 Report

Quoted By: >>20987828 >>20987862 >>20988902

After the 90's pop starlet discovers she is actually an albino descendent of Shaka Zulu, Geri Halliwell joins up with Seal, Mos Def, and Idris Elba to finish what her great-grandfather started bring down the British Empire.

This summer, GINGER SPICE stars in..
EPIC NIGGERS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:18:00 No.20987817 Report

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Taking a drunken challenge from the master of gothic puppetry himself, Tim Burton, Guillermo del Toro delivers a new kind of horror story:

"GLOOMIER, TRUE DOLL"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:19:00 No.20987828 Report

Quoted By:

>>20987807
takeallmymoney.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:20:00 No.20987854 Report

Quoted By: >>20987894

PREPARE YOUR ANUS FOR A NO-HOLDS BARRED SMACKDOWN, AS ONE MAN HAS HAD ENOUGH... THIS CRANKY APRIL

STARRING NEIL PATRICK HARRIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:20:00 No.20987855 Report

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Sharlto Copley is a SCHOLARLY POET

Seriously, Sharlto Copley must be a made up name just for that anagram.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:20:00 No.20987862 Report

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>>20987807
Okay, all offensiveness aside, I would watch the FUCK out of this shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:20:00 No.20987863 Report

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William H. Macy stars in "Ha! Wally Mimic," a modern day comedic retelling of the Helen Keller story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:20:00 No.20987865 Report

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Nearing his final days, Morgan Freeman reflects on his childhood in the segregrated South in his biopic, "FROM MEAN ANGER."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:22:00 No.20987893 Report

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INSANE MOLE stars Liam Neeson as a subterranean moleman plagued by mental illness. The film is a gritty, nihilistic look at the tortured psyches of mentally ill moles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:22:00 No.20987894 Report

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>>20987854
Crankier*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:23:00 No.20987917 Report

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O MY! AMUSE WIT

A romantic set in the 1600s, Tommy Wiseau falls in love with a fair lady and tries to woo her into becoming his wife. However, she plays hard to get and she'll only truly accept him as a husband if he succeeds in amusing her.

"Thou knows what thine say, love be clouded."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:23:00 No.20987921 Report

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Stephen T. Colbert returns to the big screen as the iconic right-wing radio demagogue of the not-too-distant future, in

>BELCH ROTTEN PEST

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:24:00 No.20987940 Report

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Peter Mullan plays a man diagnosed with breast cancer. He must learn to come to terms not only with the disease, but also the social stigma that comes with it.

Peter Mullan stars in Eternal Lump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:25:00 No.20987948 Report

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Mr. Magoo returns, in BLURRILY AM

Starring Bill Murray

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:25:00 No.20987952 Report

Quoted By: >>20987965

This summer, Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in a movie about one man's quest to achieve bodybuilding perfection, leading him down the path to the most dangerous and forbidden steroid....creatine.

Look for "HE'S GROWN LARGE 'N' CRAZED" in theaters this July.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:26:00 No.20987965 Report

Quoted By:

>>20987952

This is like the third time someone's done Arnold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:28:00 No.20987990 Report

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>Special Agent John Steele has to track down the terrorists to keep them from setting off the biggest nuke ever in the middle of the city. Sure to make you say "Whoa!"

Keanu Reeves in A SEVERE NUKE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:28:00 No.20987998 Report

Quoted By:

>>20987666
>Matt Damon stars as a man with down's syndrome in the midst of a midlife crisis

allofmymonies.zip

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:28:00 No.20988007 Report

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This summer, Sylvester Stallone brings justice to the Old West. He must battle outlaws, corrupt officials, and mistrustful townsfolk, but first... He must battle his own poor personal hygiene.

>SLOVENLY STEEL STAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:30:00 No.20988042 Report

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this summer, cameron diaz stars in the same shitty romantic comedy you have seen over and over and over again!

cameron diaz in CRAZED, I MOAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:31:00 No.20988049 Report

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Prepare for some epic gun-slinging action, starring Clint Eastwood and directed by Clint Eastwood.

OLD WEST ACTION

Coming to a cinema near you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:32:00 No.20988077 Report

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GREAT! BLURRED

Gerard Butler stars in a remake of The Great Dictator. For aesthetic purposes his face is blurred.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:32:00 No.20988078 Report

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The shocking new biographical picture of infamous author, journalist, and contrarian Christopher Hitchens:

>SHHH! EROTIC SPHINCTER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:32:00 No.20988086 Report

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Angelina Jolie tries to rekindle her failed movie career to no result. Having divorced Brad Pitt and demanding custody of their 29 kids, she desperately signs a contract with Vivid Productions, to star her first porn movie:
I JOIN ANAL GLEE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:35:00 No.20988145 Report

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Cillian Murphy may be a paraplegic, but that's not stopping him from his dream of becoming America's most notorious shock jock.

Cillian Murphy is..."Raunchily Limp"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:36:00 No.20988164 Report

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Kristen Stewart stars in this animated film for the whole family! Stinkers, a family rat (voiced by Kristen Stewart), is accidentally flushed down the toilet by the family dog. Stinkers will meet all the creatures of the sewer, but will she ever make it back to her family?

>WET STINKERS RAT

>Coming Summer 2012

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:37:00 No.20988170 Report

Quoted By: >>20988279 >>20988902

I, JAR MERCY

Jar Jar becomes the rules of the underwater world on Naboo and enjoys a rather uneventful reign until his leadership is challenged and he must decide the fate of his opposition. Starring Jim Carrey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:37:00 No.20988184 Report

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Sienna Guillory portrays the trials and tribulations of a tsundere redhead in:
ROSILY UNGENIAL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:38:00 No.20988198 Report

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Captcha ate pic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:40:00 No.20988229 Report

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>Robin Williams plays the Apple founder in the Steve Jobs biopic.

>I WARM BILLIONS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:41:00 No.20988250 Report

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FINDS A HORROR

Harrison Ford plays himself in a semi-biographical pic about his pursuit of the lead role in What Lies Beneath

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:42:00 No.20988252 Report

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20 years ago, one man became a byword for terror. With the gifts bestowed upon him by the devil, he led his army throughout Africa, killing, raping, and torturing all in his path. Covered in the blood of his victims and going into battle nude to show no fear, Joshua Milton Blahyi was an unstoppable beast who terrorised friend and foe alike.
But this is the story you didn't hear, finally told in Blahyi's own words. The story of a confused and lonely man who just wanted to be loved by a handsome soldier in Sierra Leone...

"Incredible! The love story had me on the edge of my seat" raves the New York Times
"The Satanic-African-warlord-becomes-Christian-preacher-becomes-gay-sexslave formula is a staple of cinema, but you've never seen it like this. Easily the pinnacle of the horror romantic comedy documentary genre." - The Liberian Times
"I thought I'd never seen a more sensual rape scene than the one in Deliverance, but I'm glad to say I was wrong! Two Thumbs way up!" - Roger Ebert

Coming to theatres this summer, the heartwarming autobiographical saga of GENERAL BUTT NAKED's search for love in all the wrong, places:
KEEN DATABLE GRUNT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:42:00 No.20988260 Report

Quoted By: >>20988347

>yfw Samuel Jackson's anagram name is ANAL JOKES SCUM

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:43:00 No.20988279 Report

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>>20988170
>I, JAR MERCY

What?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:49:00 No.20988347 Report

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>>20988260
After being teased all his life for his small penis, a young boy from Detroit joins the air force to find his place in the world.
This summer, SAMUEL L JACKSON stars in
SO ACE, SMALL JUNK!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:49:00 No.20988352 Report

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TOUCHY FAWN

Chow Yun-Fat voices a sensitive plesiometacarpal deer in the next installment of Ice Age.

Wōden !!pvqtQjDSjSM

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Wōden !!pvqtQjDSjSM Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:53:00 No.20988407 Report

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Maisie Williams's will be starring in IS WISE, I AM A MILL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:56:00 No.20988433 Report

Quoted By: >>20988902

Being raised by a ruthless Catholic nun, Dwayne Johnson moves out after hitting 18 and is free to indulge in the "forbidden practice" in the psychological drama NOW ENJOY HANDS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:57:00 No.20988459 Report

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>CRASS 'N' DIRER

Darren Criss plays loose-cannon rookie cop John Crass. Samuel L. Jackson is his by-the-book veteran partner on the verge of retirement, Jack Direr. Can they overcome their differences in order to stop a corrupt US senator/drug baron named Ricardo Lau (Nicolas Cage) from cornering the American marijuana market?

Directed by Brett Ratner. Coming next January in Imax Digital 3D.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:00:00 No.20988490 Report

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Using the latest in digital technology, we've editted clips of Ronald Reagan to produce this, the greatest achievement in cinema history: A public service announcement about HPV from blow jobs.

RONALD REAGAN stars in...
AN ORAL DANGER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:02:00 No.20988529 Report

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Ed Harris, suffering from ED, in desperation enlist in a new drug trial, curing him, only with one side effect. Now he always IS HARDER

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:03:00 No.20988542 Report

Quoted By: >>20988559

This thread is gold

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:04:00 No.20988554 Report

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Mila Kunis portrays the stereotypical fat black woman.. With a twist. Join Mimi in her quest to find out why all dem niggas be cheatin'! Enjoy a film of heartbreaks, sadness, and lots of sulking!

Mila Kunis, is Mimi De'Latifa in: IMA SULKIN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:04:00 No.20988556 Report

Quoted By: >>20988902

Funded solely by /tv/, an underground porno by everyone's favourite pig-faced girl
CHLOE MORETZ stars in
ZERO CLOTH ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:04:00 No.20988559 Report

Quoted By: >>20988571

>>20988542
too bad there's just 2-3 guys contributing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:05:00 No.20988571 Report

Quoted By:

>>20988559
Don't worry, I'm back now so the number bumped back up to 4.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:05:00 No.20988578 Report

Quoted By: >>20988598

>John Stewart's anagram name is JEST ON WRATH

Any ideas, guys?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:07:00 No.20988598 Report

Quoted By: >>20988625

>>20988578
it's Jon though. Which produces the infinitely superior
JEST NOW RAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:09:00 No.20988625 Report

Quoted By:

>>20988598
ideas for a plot?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:10:00 No.20988630 Report

Quoted By: >>20988902

John Malkovich stars in the new summer blockbuster based on the best selling video game franchise!

CONK HALO JV HIM

Malkovich plays John 117 in this dramatic powerhouse. John finds himself on a deserted planet, where he is forced to befriend a lonely conk shell.

Together, they must overcome adversity as the newcomers to the Junior Varsity "Hide in the Mountains" team that the increasingly delusional Spartan imagines.

Due Summer 2013

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:11:00 No.20988647 Report

Quoted By: >>20988902

>>20986980
Victoria Justice, starring in this raunchy, rowdy realist biography of a Nun who claims to have been possessed by the lust of the devil, and how she threw herself on her fellow Nuns, forcing them to turn to her devilish ways.

Co-starring Ariana Grande as Sister Mary, and Elizabeth Gillies as Sister Sarah

fan service

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:11:00 No.20988649 Report

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A story about the inspiration for What Women Want. BIG MELONS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:12:00 No.20988660 Report

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TERSE SPELLER is the heart wrenching tale of a Jewish stenographer living out his last days in a concentration camp. Nominated for 7 Oscars.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:14:00 No.20988675 Report

Quoted By: >>20988902

Thom Yorke stars in this biography, interpreting the life of famous rapper, "Eminem".

OK TO RHYME

jesus christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:15:00 No.20988685 Report

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OAFISH BLUE

Shia Lebouf stars as a boy who falls into shenanigans that gain him the reputation as the "blue boy" and he leaves for college with his permanently stained reputation and then he must fight to make it through college amidst his dyed complexion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:17:00 No.20988707 Report

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I'M MERE SKY

The story of Chinese prophet and spiritual leader Pin His and his quest to liberate everybody's mind from the worries of daily life. Starring Mike Myers

uno

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uno Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:18:00 No.20988716 Report

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Oh my! Drat
UK film about a family man who is, at the beginning of the movie, cursed with a kind of Murphey's law. His wife leaves him with his son, he gets fired from his job, and his friends desert him. The movie follows him trying to get himself on his feet and get his family back while continuously suffering from a fated terrible luck in the process

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:19:00 No.20988729 Report

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Kim Bodnia

I am OK Blind
> Michael Cera becomes blind

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:21:00 No.20988741 Report

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JOY! DPH 'N' PEN

Johnny Depp stars in this dark comedy about drug abuse, both legal and illegal.

Co-starring Helena Bonham Carter, directed by Tim Burton

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:22:00 No.20988753 Report

Quoted By: >>20988813 >>20988829

>Despite the fact that no one will know who this is...
This summer, the Canadian actor from Todd and the Book of Pure Evil brings you a tongue-in-cheek comedy about sex with garden implements
ALEX HOUSE stars in
SEXUAL HOE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:22:00 No.20988757 Report

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In the dramatic follow up to Red Tails, George Lucas writes and directs COURAGE LEGS, a heartwarming tale of a paraplegic Asian American as he finds hope, laughter and love in an Internment Camp during the Second World War.

Starring John Cho.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:24:00 No.20988781 Report

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I SCREW. I BULL

Bruce Willis goes on a rampage of sex with random hoes and ass-kicking.
>yea dat sounds like him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:25:00 No.20988784 Report

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SHH! ALIEN CON MAN

Michael Shannon stars as a father of twelve as he tries to keep his family safe from alien con men.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:26:00 No.20988803 Report

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>MASKLIKE MENDS
>a fireman was burned severely on duty, now deformed and experiencing the rejection of society. he takes part in a dodgy, suspicious program to heal his deformed face. starring mads mikkelsen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:27:00 No.20988813 Report

Quoted By: >>20988885

>>20988753
The Todd and the Book of Pure Evil costar in this psychological thriller about a woman who is abducted and forced to perform in bukkake videos by her captors
MELANIE LEISHMAN is
I AM IN A SEMEN HELL!

I think this one is without a doubt the best one so far

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:28:00 No.20988820 Report

Quoted By:

Ache Miracle

Joey has a severe disorder that extends the pain of migraines to a point where he regurgitates blood and semen from his mouth and his testicles, causing him to need intense hospitalization until he can gain the willpower and the strength to fight off his insane headaches so that his doctor can have time to find a cure for his disease.

Starring Michael Cera

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:29:00 No.20988829 Report

Quoted By: >>20988871

>>20988753
In america it is hard for me to find a way to watch your canadian tv and therfore have yet to see every single episode. I totally want to see whatever movie your talking about ! also creepy janitor jason mewes!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:29:00 No.20988835 Report

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>THRILLED OR PSYCHO

Christopher Lloyd stars in a story where a man gets excited by anything, even when doctors try chasing him with a giant butterfly net.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:33:00 No.20988862 Report

Quoted By: >>20988902

>Hollywood will never make these glorious movies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:33:00 No.20988871 Report

Quoted By:

>>20988829
download the Modify Headers addon for Mozilla. Open it (it's in tools/web developer).
In the top boxes, select "add", "X-Forward-For" and then add a Canadian IP (132.216.177.140 for example) and then hit "add"
Turn it on, and it will let you watch it on watch.spacecast.com

This also works for watching other channels, and works with US channels like comedy central from other countries (but you need a US IP address to spoof)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:34:00 No.20988877 Report

Quoted By: >>20988975

In the harrowing tale of how he became wheelchair bound, Harry S. Plinkett takes a vacation that is anything but SHARK 'N' PRETTILY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:34:00 No.20988885 Report

Quoted By: >>20988894

>>20988813
>>20988813
what movie is this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:35:00 No.20988887 Report

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Andy Richter stars in the Ron Paul biopic HARDY CRETIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:35:00 No.20988894 Report

Quoted By:

>>20988885
Todd and the Book of Pure Evil.
It's a Canadian horror comedy show

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:36:00 No.20988902 Report

Quoted By:

>>20988862
I personally would like to see these:
>>20988675
>>20988647
>>20988630
>>20988556
>>20988433
>>20988170
>>20987807
>>20987684
>>20987577
>>20987540
>>20987531
>>20987482
>>20987423
>>20987416
>>20987407
>>20987316
>>20987297
>>20987280 (special mention)
>>20987204
>>20987237
>>20986757

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:41:00 No.20988960 Report

Quoted By: >>20988971

After having his family turned to undead by a group of modern day necromancers, and cursed by the dark arts a well-to-do business man loses his mind, becoming amoral and hapless man who ventures through his subconciousness while struggling to save his family and keep his stock business running smoothly.

A chilling thriller, injected with dark comedy, starring Christopher Heyerdahl, coming this summer:

The Chirpy Shareholder

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:42:00 No.20988969 Report

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WOTCHA! MY! MENACE THUG

Matthew McConaughey is a hipster rising thug on the streets of Austin, Texas with a knack for trouble.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:42:00 No.20988971 Report

Quoted By:

>>20988960
allofmymoney

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:43:00 No.20988975 Report

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>>20988877
A harrowing tale of a young boy forced to enter the seedy world of gay prostitution to finance his movie reviews. Roaming the cold streets of Milwaukee and getting paid to have his not great, but not bad, ass penetrated, MIKE STOKLASA's autobiographical masterpiece:
OK MALE ASS KIT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:46:00 No.20989010 Report

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Jason Statham stars in a remake of Devil's Advocate in SATAN'S HOT JAM

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 12:52:00 No.20989091 Report

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Clive Owen plays a gay nerd schoolboy, whose aspiration is to win the National Spelling Bee and stick it to his adversary.
Watch NICE VOWEL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:04:00 No.20989193 Report

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A man with a mental disorder escapes mental care institution thinking he is fully sane, avoiding the people looking for him. When he crosses paths with a woman just like him, falling in love with her, leading a fine life with her when he finds out she's not entirely what she seems to be. His life comes crumbling down as all dreams of life with her fades as she's nothing but the figment of the man's imagination.

Sean Bean is Sane Bean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:08:00 No.20989226 Report

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Daniel Day-Lewis
IS WILD-EYED/ANAL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:09:00 No.20989231 Report

Quoted By: >>20989796

ARCHIVE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:11:00 No.20989251 Report

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A romantic comedy about an american teenager moving to England. He quickly adopts the british way, but receives both hate and love from the chavs of London because of his native country. He becomes fairly popular among the girls and has trouble deciding who to love.

Starring Haley Joel Osment.

AH! SOME JOLLY TEEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:14:00 No.20989277 Report

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I've never laughed this consistently at posts on any 4chan thread ever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:14:00 No.20989280 Report

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At the intersection of communism, world war, political purges, and the finest Georgian hash lies this movie. A quirky look into the workings of the Supreme Soviet during the 1940's, the only thing stopping Stalin, Trotsky, and Beria from seizing control is the search for some Doritos.
The ultimate stoner comedy, starring JOSEPH STALIN:
HAPLESS JOINT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:14:00 No.20989281 Report

Quoted By: >>20989331

Sean Connery plays a deranged elderly hacker, with left-wing communist propaganda, that hacks every news station and broadcasts his message ON ANY SCREEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:18:00 No.20989331 Report

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>>20989281
fund it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:23:00 No.20989371 Report

Quoted By: >>20989522

Jennifer Love Hewitt stars as Nicole Brown in the gripping tell-all drama HINT - EVIL OJ WENT FREE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:24:00 No.20989384 Report

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In a world with almost non-existing skin flaws or diseases, and because of their non-existance they are considered a blessing from the gods, an invitation to afterlife to make merry.
Jackie Chan is one of the few rare people who have received the gift from the gods, and he has to fend off people by the hundreds who are attempting to steal this gift. But there is one man, stronger than him, forcing him to hide and run. He decides to go into exile through the highway, but that is not enough, for his opponent is a millionaire with endless resources which with he can chase poor Jackie to the ends of the earth.

This summer, a fucked up comedy, starring Jackie Chan:
HIJACK ACNE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:30:00 No.20989462 Report

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The unreleased major motion film debut of Michael Jackson

MANACLE HIS JOCK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:35:00 No.20989522 Report

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>>20989371
Things go downhill for Orenthal James Simpson after he fakes his university diploma. Watch this shocking crime thriller: MISSHAPEN, STOLEN MAJOR

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:35:00 No.20989527 Report

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Norm Macdonald
COLD, RANDOM MAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:36:00 No.20989540 Report

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Johnny Depp stars in

RANSACK ODDLY

This film directed by Tim Burton is a bizarre twist on the bank heist movies. Featuring a rag tag team of circus freaks who are upset with their current income, decide to ransack ring leaders circus tent to steal his prized possession........A top hat spun of unicorn hair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:36:00 No.20989551 Report

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Mary Elizabeth Winstead stars in "BASTARDIZE HYMENEAL WIT"

Hymeneal- of or pertaining to marriage.

A sex comedy about a newlywed couple wanting their first time to be special only for wacky hijinks to interrupt their would be special night together.

Think Harold and Kumar but instead of trying to get some White Castle food, this film is about the couple trying to make their first time special but something ends up interrupting them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:37:00 No.20989559 Report

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TERMINAL, DEAD TV
>In the near future, network television is no longer watched, the once beloved hosts of late-night talk shows no longer have an audience. This is both a blessing and a curse as they are now free to unleash their sadistic and narcissistic urges upon the airwaves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:37:00 No.20989560 Report

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In the middle-ages Arnold Scwarzenegger is a dedicated priest who has sworn to serve God and his angels. Until one day he found out angels actually enslaved God and are running the show behind the curtains for their own selfish goals. He ascends to heaven and goes berserk on the angels, wielding a massive battle-axe, attempting to save God from the greedy minions.

Arnold Scwarzenegger is
Angel's Crazed Wronger

CUNT

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CUNT Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:41:00 No.20989598 Report

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>JAM GAY SCENE
James Cagney as an aggressive homosexual has always been one of my sexual fantasies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:42:00 No.20989604 Report

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After setting up an elaborate investment plot, a starstruck actor dies of CANCER.
His family must then figure out how to split the money.

Andy Whitfield stars in WIN FILTHY DEAD

too soon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:42:00 No.20989606 Report

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Neil Patrick Harris stars a bitter high school janitor who one day gets up on the wronger side of the bed in Groundskeeper Willie: The Movie. Watch it THIS CRANKIER APRIL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:47:00 No.20989664 Report

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Samuel L. Jackson is a player from the streets and has bitches on all sides. He is a sex icon, but he is also a liar, and aims to fix that. Samuel suffers from an exceptionally small penis and is on a quest to find a man sized dick.

This summer SO ACE, SMALL JUNK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:49:00 No.20989684 Report

Quoted By: >>20989907

The entire history of the United States of America is told in the epic 8-part miniseries DINE OUT, TASTE A MAC, FRIES

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:50:00 No.20989691 Report

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A KILL ARMY

Lord Flashheart goes on a crusade agains butch lesbians in this Black Adder spin-off, starring Rik Mayall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:50:00 No.20989692 Report

Quoted By: >>20989796

archive this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:52:00 No.20989714 Report

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Daniel Day Lewis IS WILD-EYED/ANAL

Apparently he's a porn actor now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:52:00 No.20989718 Report

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CM Punk stars in a comically inspiring urban tale of a down-on-his-luck white man growing up in the ghetto. Born into a lifestyle of drugs, he seeks his way out of the game.

"UP 'N' KMC"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:53:00 No.20989722 Report

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>>20987011
Sounds like a film about Roose Bolton.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 13:59:00 No.20989796 Report

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>>20989692
>>20989231

10 years from now, David Fincher is browsing the archives of /tv/ and finds this thread and decides to develop the ideas into feature films.

This winter, see David Fincher's Magnum Opus,

ARCHIVED FIND

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:02:00 No.20989831 Report

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>>20989796

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:03:00 No.20989839 Report

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Woody Allen stars in A LEWD LOONY
I don't think i even need to come up with anything else for that one...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:04:00 No.20989846 Report

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>>20989839

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:07:00 No.20989872 Report

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Catherine Heigl stars in the highly controversial indie-budget movie that took Sundance by storm:
Healing Heretic, the daring story of a young muslim woman during the crusades. After having her family murdered by bloodthirsty Templars, she sets off on her own crusade - to heal not just the bodies, but the souls of the christian crusaders.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:09:00 No.20989883 Report

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Christopher Walken stars in a psychological thriller about two British men and their pet bonobo, Wrinkles. After several harrowing trials and near escapes, they are all captured by a sadistic madman. Christopher Walken is forced to make an impossible choice: one of his friends will live, and one will die. The fate of his best British pal, and of his close simian friend lie in his hands.
Will CHRISTOPHER WALKER choose
WRINKLES OR THE CHAP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:09:00 No.20989885 Report

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>>20989872
Kurt Russell in: Truer Skulls.

It's a remake of Rob Cohen's The Skulls.

It's gonna be awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:10:00 No.20989889 Report

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>PREPARE TREK
What if peter parker never became spider-man? In this shocking remake of the peter parker story watch as instead of becoming the amazing spider-man, peter parker sets out to become the leading actor in the next star trek movie!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:10:00 No.20989892 Report

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>>20989883
holy fuck that's brilliant
I want this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:11:00 No.20989907 Report

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>>20989684
Dine Out, Taste A Mac, Fries's anagram name is I'M CASTRO-INFATUATED, SEE

The sequel, set in the 1960's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:11:00 No.20989908 Report

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>>20989883
fund it. now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:15:00 No.20989925 Report

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After being murdered by his coach, a world-class runner is brought back from the dead for revenge. This summer, Daniel Craig is RANCID, AGILE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:17:00 No.20989938 Report

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>>20989883
you need to write the script and start sending it to whoever takes risks on great ideas.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:19:00 No.20989952 Report

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GILLIAN ANDERSON stars in the next X-Files movie, a continuation of the arc about her alien baby. Simply titled...
ALIEN'S DNA ON GIRL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:19:00 No.20989953 Report

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BETTER BENCH MAD CUBIC
Ultra-stylish, lavish, brilliantly choreographed, confusing as Resnais' "L'Année dernière à Marienbad" (but much more delicate and heavy). Don't expect this movie (or rather an experience) to give you any answers, it comes with endless interpretations. It's an excellent movie not to miss. Highly Recommended!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:20:00 No.20989964 Report

Quoted By: >>20989982

ALAS! DARKER, GRAND SEX

>hfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:21:00 No.20989965 Report

Quoted By: >>20990006

>>20989953
>ignore anagram and consequently, the entire point of the thread

Nice namedrop though. I despise you.

Marina Ann Hantzis !W1MmioNU0A

Marina Ann Hantzis !W1MmioNU0A Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:21:00 No.20989967 Report

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This remake of the beloved '60s animated series sees star of film and screen, Edward Norton, filling the shoes of the Terror of the Sky, the Medic of Calamity, the Bringer of Thunder --
Edward Norton is:
NEW DR. TORNADO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:24:00 No.20989982 Report

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>>20989964
greatest movie ever

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:24:00 No.20989985 Report

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Stargate SG-1 star Amanda Tapping stars in a new children's movie about a school group lost in the jungles of southern China. The teacher (Tapping) must join up with a scientific expedition to show her students the biggest panda colony in the world. But the way through the jungle is unknown, and it will take all of her skill in cartography to find the way...and back home.
AMANDA TAPPING stars in
MAP GIANT PANDA

Marina Ann Hantzis !W1MmioNU0A

Marina Ann Hantzis !W1MmioNU0A Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:26:00 No.20990003 Report

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>>20989952
>aliens DNA on girl
>not a Gillian Anderson porn parody of the x-files with an extraterrestial bukkake scene

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:26:00 No.20990006 Report

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>>20989965
umad, Love?

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:27:00 No.20990013 Report

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A man is poisoned and told he must infiltrate a high security compound to get the antidote or he will slowly decompose. Rip Torn is Snake in the final installment in the "Escape Saga" simply titled IN OR ROT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:28:00 No.20990016 Report

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Seth Rogen - HERO'S GENT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:30:00 No.20990026 Report

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Hugh Jackman - JAM CHUNK HAG

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:37:00 No.20990071 Report

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Michael Palin is once again Arthur Pewtey - the spineless depressed shut-in that cannot handle his wife and turns to medication. A PILL MACHINE.
Directed by Terry Jones. Also stars John Cleese as The Black Knight and Terry Gilliam as Cardinal Fang.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:37:00 No.20990076 Report

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>1. Think of actor.

Heather Graham

>2. http://www.deanjackson.dj/nameanagram/
>3. Result is the name of their next movie.

HA HA! RATHER. GEM

>4. Plot synopsis.

A woman obsessed with the cartoon Jem is in a car accident and after waking up from a 8 months coma she believes herself to be "Gem" the real life inspiration for Jem.

No she must juggle with forming her band (she thinks all her friends are the other rl inspiration for the cartoon band members), suing the people who stole her image and put it in a children animated show and with her sexual attraction to the Lawyer trying to get her commited, who bore a strange ressemblance to her old archnemesis Pizzazz...

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:41:00 No.20990105 Report

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On the edges of Philadelphia, a demonic wolf-beast has begun to prey upon the many vagrants passing through town. Even after it is killed, the attacks continue and everyone is a suspect. This is the story of one hobo who is struck by the curse of lycanthropy, fighting to keep his violent instincts from destroying him and all he knows. Easily the best werewolf movie in years, see RAINN WILSON in...
SNARL IN WINO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:45:00 No.20990122 Report

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Tired of a lifetime of degrading gay porn, one man stands up to a corrupt and destructive industry.
NATHAN FILLION in...
NO ANAL FILTH IN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:45:00 No.20990125 Report

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>Michael Shannon
>SHH! ALIEN CON MAN
that fits

carnage, the creator

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carnage, the creator Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:47:00 No.20990137 Report

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Michael J Fox
>JAM FOX LECH

A comedy movie about an 80's rock band called Fox Lech that makes it big, but wacky, crazy shit happens.

Ya!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:51:00 No.20990158 Report

Quoted By: >>20990206

After so many years in SVU Mariska Hargitay change register and stars in the animated adult movie I AM RAKISH, GAY RAT

Christopher Meloni gets jalous of her succes and stars in the action/superhero movie RICH SIMPLETON HERO

Richard Beltzer gets back to his jewish roots and stars in CRAZED BR HITLER

Ice-T doesn't star in anything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:52:00 No.20990168 Report

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Kevin Bacon plays a creepy sex-pervert who enjoys fucking rock formations. As he grows bolder and bolder, he is driven to fuck more dangerous geology. Crags, cairns, buttes, and even escarpments, his depravity knows no bounds. But finally, he has found his greatest challenge. A hole in a rock so dangerous that it will challenge his physical limits and determination, and almost certainly destroy his penis
Will KEVIN BACON survive with his...
KNOB IN CAVE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:54:00 No.20990178 Report

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RELAXED AS JOANN

Jason Alexander stars as George Costanza, an uptight and fretful marine biologist and navy hero, who finds love in the person of Joann, a psychotic mental patient. Soon he realizes that the state Joann is in, due to the heavy medication, is much more appealing to him then his current one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:55:00 No.20990180 Report

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>Micheal York
>AHEM! ROCKILY

A comedy about a pomp British man (York) who finds himself the head singer for an upstart American band where he eventually finds his inner free spirit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:55:00 No.20990182 Report

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After the succes of re-imagining series like Hawaii 5-0 and BSG Grace Park gets into high school sex comedies with REPACK RAG

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:56:00 No.20990190 Report

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In a new movie by Terry Gilliam, an excommunicated leech must learn to suck vegetarian blood. Starring John Cleese, he is...
LEECH JONES

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:58:00 No.20990198 Report

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FAIR ODD RUB

Brad Dourif gets employed at a message parlor that offers reasonable deals for unusual requests

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 14:59:00 No.20990202 Report

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Unrelated but is anyone else having trouble connecting to the google homepage?

Is it the feds taking our interwebtubings away??

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:00:00 No.20990206 Report

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>>20990158
>Ice-T doesn't star in anything
>"Tracy Marrow's anagram name is WARM TO CARRY"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:00:00 No.20990207 Report

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>Venally Rich

He plays a corrupted cop named Richard.Sort of like Bad Lieutenant

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:02:00 No.20990232 Report

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>>20990168
>KNOB IN CAVE
holy fuck i died

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:04:00 No.20990243 Report

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RUM, CALM CLICK

Finding the images to be too dense, Rick seeks out alcohol to achieve zen-like calm

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:07:00 No.20990261 Report

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>Chris Pine
>RICH PENIS
>HIS PRINCE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:07:00 No.20990269 Report

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REVIEWS ANGER YOU

After watching the Avatar Review Sigourney Weaver sets on take revenge on Harry S. Plinkett and make him watch the movie again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:08:00 No.20990276 Report

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Chris Cooper has to inflitrate a modelling agency in drag and convince everyone he is the only one that can pull off this season's look.

Prepare for extreme cat fights and outrageous laughs in

CHIC OR POSER

Coming to theaters Summer 2013

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:10:00 No.20990285 Report

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>Jonathan Frakes
HA! JON'S A 'TREK' FAN

guys...I'm freaking out here guys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:12:00 No.20990295 Report

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Parker Honest has had enough of the jam industry lying to the public. For the sake of his family, he goes undercover to infiltrate the deepest recesses of the Smuckers factory. What he finds is earth-shattering. He finds that they have been adding more than 2% of the following ingredients: citric acid and potassium sorbate. Honest takes the test samples to a friend at the MIT labs. They find potassium sorbate in excess of 2.0013% and even approaching 2.00131%. He brings the CEO to trial in an epic attempt to bring down the great Smuckers conspiracy. After heads roll and thousands of jobs are lost, families destroyed, and 2 suicides, Honest still ultimately loses the case. Despondent, but not completely lost, he decides to open his own jam factory. This summer. Thomas Jane partakes in:

A Honest Jam

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:12:00 No.20990300 Report

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im laughing so hard now
most of these are just uncannily perfect

archive thread?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:16:00 No.20990332 Report

Quoted By: >>20990369

Karl Pilkington in TOP RANKING KILL

An all-out action fest of a soldier at the top of his game and his hardships to remain the best of the best at taking people down.

(not strictly an actor, but I'd pay good money to see Pilky as a hardened killer)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:17:00 No.20990341 Report

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Simon Pegg stars in, "PIG ON GEMS", a black comedy about an overweight, unhygienic man who goes on a rampage through London while taking crystal meth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:18:00 No.20990351 Report

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>>20990168
I laughed SO goddamn hard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:19:00 No.20990357 Report

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Unnamed protagonist is a crazy doctor who is tired of the world today.He plots to make the biggest evil ever...

Michael Fassbender in...

>Arch-Fiend assemble!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:21:00 No.20990366 Report

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Naomi Watts in a tender tear-jerker about her journey into the world of aggressive feminism and re-discovering herself as a lesbian.

Naomi Watts is A TITS WOMAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:22:00 No.20990369 Report

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>>20990332

When I was watching "An Idiot Abroad" I was thinking he's actually collecting a lot of important survival skills. They should make a comedy action movie where Ricky sends him to some warzone shithole and he offends the local militia and has to fight his way to freedom using his worldly wisdom and unique way of thinking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:22:00 No.20990370 Report

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In the high stakes world of the international drug market, one man is king. However, when a new super-potent strain of marijuana hits the streets, he feels his power threatened. In this dark look into the Tijuana cartels, no deed is too foul and no price is too high for total control.
JAMES LIPTON in the role he was meant to play, as crime boss Cesar "El Matador" Hernandez - a heartless maniac barely contained within a stoic exterior. Desperate to save his collapsing empire, his only hope is to figure out the composition of this super-bud. Will he get his hands on the...
JOINT SAMPLE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:23:00 No.20990377 Report

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>Russell Crowe stars in biopic about George Orwell
>ORWELL'S CURSE

>Michael Ironside is hardened cop in
>LINEAR HOMICIDES

>Also Jeffrey Wright is FRY JEW FIGHTER

can't think of anything good

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:23:00 No.20990378 Report

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We see a boy watching his village burn down by the bad guys.Fast forward later,little do they now that:
>HE'S GROWN LARGE 'N' CRAZED

and he's out for revenge!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:24:00 No.20990389 Report

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When we last left Twin Peaks, Agent Cooper was trapped in the confines of the Black Lodge with no escape! Now, years later, David Lynch has decided to return to the small town series and revisit the plight of Dale Cooper as he adjusts to an eternity trapped in this hellish prison.

Be sure to catch the conclusion to the Twin Peaks saga, YUCK! MALIGN HELL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:24:00 No.20990391 Report

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Sam Kenny is a cool dude. He's so goddamn cool, he baffles his colleagues in the upper echelons of the field of psychology. Without his knowledge, four of his co-workers make a $25,000 bet amongst themselves to see who can make Kenny lose his temper. Hijinks ensue, but things get more and more serious as the stakes escalate and no one can seem to pull it off. Intentional car-crashes, fake assassination attempts, and 3-way adultery don't even phase this guy. Give up now because Michael Hall is:

"HA! CHILL MALE"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:25:00 No.20990403 Report

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Ricky Satan is a washed up rockstar.He plans to have the biggest jam ever before he dies.Don't miss Jason Statham as Ricky Satan in

>SATAN'S HOT JAM!

rated PG-13

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:26:00 No.20990407 Report

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Dan Castellaneta is a sexually repressed homophobic man who goes out of his way to exclaim his views. A summer blockbuster noted for it's graphical explicitness: DETEST ANAL CANAL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:31:00 No.20990467 Report

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>>20987316
>Tom Cruise
>thinks he's really attractive when in fact he's just an annoying douche.
>Oh wait, that's real life.

You my friend are so jelly that I'm gonna spread you over my peanut butter sandwich

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:32:00 No.20990478 Report

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Richard Dawkins stars in a biopic of Charles Darwin.

DISHRACK DARWIN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:33:00 No.20990480 Report

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Jane is an ugly woman. Lonely and never having known the touch of a man, no matter her approach she can never get close to anyone.
Now, she's taking things into her own hands. After being driven to madness and raping a man on the street, she cannot get enough. The only woman admitted to Tibet's ancient Gansu Temple of Rapists, she hones her skills into that of a master rapist with no regard for her victims.
But when a shadowy stranger enters town, the hunter becomes the hunted. Who is this mysterious new predator, and how will she survive his wrath?

AMY POEHLER in a role she really wasn't born to play. It's rape or be raped in...
HOMELY RAPE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:40:00 No.20990542 Report

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Adam Scott plays an apathetic part-time actor who in his off-time from working at a catering company moderates a popular imageboard centered on television and film

act: sad mod

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:41:00 No.20990549 Report

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>>20990391
Would watch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:44:00 No.20990569 Report

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In this religious/scifi adventure comedy, Danny John-Jules (Red Dwarf, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels) is the first Muslim colonist of Mars. However, when the time comes for him to make the pilgrimage to Mecca, hilarity ensues as his ship accidentally changes course for a collision with the sun.
In what has been called "The most revoltingly PC 'comedy' of all time" (Daily Mail), you'll laugh out loud at the hilarious hijinx, and your heart will be warmed by the completely predictable and shallow resolution.
DANNY JOHN-JULES in...
LED ON SUNNY HAJJ

kris

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kris Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:46:00 No.20990583 Report

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A once successful and critically aclaimed hollywood actor struggles with financial problems after his career takes a turn for the worse. With nowhere else to go, his gripping descent leads him to become a pornographic movie star, performing solely in sadomasochistic homosexual films...

...How far will he go... Before he begins...

...To like it...?

THIS SUMMER

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS...

IS WILD-EYED/ANAL

I shit you not. "is wild-eyed/anal"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:48:00 No.20990600 Report

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Adam Baldwin in I'M BAD AND LAW

...Pretty much writes itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:49:00 No.20990603 Report

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so many anagrams for anal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 15:50:00 No.20990615 Report

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RICH THROWS MESH
Richard is a man in his late twenties; unemployed and unnoccupied. Having lost his job at the local car wash, he decides to write down a list of things that make him happy, setting out to complete everything that he wrote down.
-- One of them is fishing.
"This is a movie that will give you lots of Hurrs and Durrs -- An all-rounder which families will be sure to enjoy!."

Rich. Throws. Mesh.

kris

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kris Fri 10 Feb 2012 16:03:00 No.20990726 Report

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For a half-man, half-bear monstrosity whose ass-lust knows no bounds...

...in a world...

...where pedophaelia is condemned as a depraved act...

...maddened mutation, Grrr O'Izzly, the ungodly product of a horrible scientific experiment...

...is about to learn...

...there are some boundaries in nature...

...that were not meant to be...

...penetrated...

THIS SUMMER

PETER SARSGAARD IS

GRR! AS PAEDERAST

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 16:04:00 No.20990735 Report

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>>20990603
seriously, I count 7

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 16:12:00 No.20990824 Report

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>FAT AND ON A KING

...i dont even....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 16:43:00 No.20991160 Report

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WIN VAGUE HOG

An aussie farmer participates in a "Vague Hog" contest: men must paint up as pigs. The winner gets to go to be at a very special dinner party.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 16:55:00 No.20991268 Report

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>After losing his house and seeing his wife leave him, Michael O'Dwyer questions his faith. But a surprise visit from everyone's a favourite Angel, Gabriel (Chris Rock) sees a trip to Vegas and a party the likes of which has never been seen. But will he be able to save his marriage and his faith by hitting the casino?

This summer, you'll laugh and you'll cry as Brendan Gleeson is

ON ANGEL'S BENDER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 18:00:00 No.20991914 Report

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SPEND PHONIER

A ghetto cat that dresses with style and hits the clubs every night wins from the lottery. Beware Brooklyn cuz that cool cat's got some fancy new clothes and nice new shoes and his gonna partay.

Major Kong !!yFQm5zl57LS

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Major Kong !!yFQm5zl57LS Fri 10 Feb 2012 18:04:00 No.20991941 Report

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>A year moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 18:24:00 No.20992104 Report

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A rat ugly merman is always ridiculed by his peers. But when danger approaches the merman utopia, can he lead his people to victory and prove that he truly is a fine merman.

Martin Freeman is RAT FINE MERMAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 18:34:00 No.20992217 Report

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Humanity is under attack by shadowy beasts from the depths of the ocean. Only one sexy marine biologist can turn them back with her knowledge of cephalopod warfare. Time is running out for CATE BLANCHETT to train her elite octopus commando force, known simply as the
TENTACLE BATCH

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 18:35:00 No.20992229 Report

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WOMAN MATES - erotic thriller about a sex-crazed serial lesbian rapist starring Emma Watson

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 18:35:00 No.20992230 Report

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The first of many comedy blockbusters from Marvel Studios that take a comedic spin on their favorite superheroes, STARK, GRAND SELLS follows an older Tony Stark as he struggles with the corporate side of his life.
Starring Stellan Skarsgård as Tony Stark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 18:41:00 No.20992308 Report

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When Jamie's (Sharon Stone) life is on the line she has to be precise. But she doesn't hit the mark... not even close. NO NEAR SHOTS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 18:56:00 No.20992464 Report

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put in Kate Winslet
get NEW TITS LEAK.

how apt.

HARVEY2FACE

HARVEY2FACE Fri 10 Feb 2012 19:31:00 No.20992862 Report

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>CLEVERER SALT

A mad scientist discovers a type of salt which has the intention of conquering world. Will he stop him or will he fail?

Steve Carrell in Cleverer Salt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 19:34:00 No.20992904 Report

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>MY BULLETIN

emily blunt is...ehm...huh...well... i can't even write anything about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 19:38:00 No.20992937 Report

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>>20992904

Oh come on. Emily Blunt plays a woman who finds that anything posted on her bulletin board comes true, but the demon possessed piece of wood has a darker agenda.

HARVEY2FACE

HARVEY2FACE Fri 10 Feb 2012 19:39:00 No.20992958 Report

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>RAT ON A HACKER

A dangerous hacker who works for commies are threatining the security of US citizens so CIA sends his best man to stop him in an undercover mission.

This year;

>Aaron Eckhart in

>A RAT ON A HACKER

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 19:43:00 No.20992988 Report

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An indy flick that tells a tale about quirky boy visiting his even quirkier grampa who teaches him the truths about life

Kurtwood Smith as Grampa in

>Wisdom.Truth.OK

HARVEY2FACE

HARVEY2FACE Fri 10 Feb 2012 19:45:00 No.20993012 Report

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>NO BRAINS ON A DATE

This summer Antonio Banderas will act as an avenger who try to destroy the post-apocalyptic mutants called No Brains who killed his girlfriend on their first date.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 19:47:00 No.20993029 Report

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Rutger Hauer is THE RARE GURU. The film is basically Rutger Hauer sitting in an armchair for 2 hours smoking cigars and philosophizing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 19:48:00 No.20993035 Report

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>>20992904

Tired of being single, Emily posts an ad for dates on a bulletin board. Rest of the movie is her going on random and awkward dares with various people, all the while falling for some other guy who doesn't know of the post. She continues the dates and said guy finds out and sees it as cheating on him and leaves, so she is forced to decide between the fun of the random dating or being with the the other guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 19:51:00 No.20993067 Report

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UP MEAN LAWN

Paul Newman is dead

HARVEY2FACE

HARVEY2FACE Fri 10 Feb 2012 19:52:00 No.20993080 Report

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>HOT MADMEN

Method Man will star in a parody of Mad Men.

This Summer!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 19:56:00 No.20993117 Report

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GRR! BLAME HAWK

An autobiography about the Road Warriors and the problems they had along the way. Staring Mark Wahlberg as Animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 20:00:00 No.20993164 Report

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Make a new thread someone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 20:03:00 No.20993192 Report

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RICH BROTHELS TAMPER

Christopher Lambert once again as the immortal Connor MacLeod. After centuries of wandering Connor finally realizes that life is nothing but bitches and hoes, so he sets to tour all the brothels of the world. And of course take only the most fine ladies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2012 20:13:00 No.20993320 Report

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>>20993164
There you go!

>>20993306

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