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Seinfeld 9/11 Special

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>Seinfeld is about to go on a plane trip to see his parents, but for some reason his plane hasn't come in yet. He is angry!
>Meanwhile, Newman is on a plane when a terrorist announces he has a bomb. Newman gets frustrated and asks for some more airplane food. What's the deal with airplane food?
>George and Kramer are sitting in WTC-2 to complain about a coupon that didn't work. Kramer and George take the elevator to the top.
>Elaine is watching the cooking channel.
>Jerry is angry his plane isn't here yet. He complains to the airline people who explain to him that the plane isn't responding to their signals. Jerry replies, "well that's just great!"
>George and Kramer are still in the elevator.
>Elaine can't cook!
>Newman is finished with his snack and he goes to the pilot's cockpit to ask the terrorist for some more. The terrorist has to use the bathroom though, so he makes Newman take the plane. "We're going to hit the statue of liberty!" explains the terrorist.
>Jerry hits on a woman sitting next to him.
>George and Kramer get to the top of WTC-2. "What a beautiful view," exclaims Kramer!
>Newman starts to sweat and accidentally gets the controls wet! His hands slip and he accidentally runs the plane into WTC-1!
KABOOSH!