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Portrait of a Call Girl

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:36:00 No.28702625 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>28702798 >>28703178 >>28703190 >>28704299

So what did /tv/ think of the pornographic Movie of the Year

>In 2012, the film received 19 nominations for both creative and technical awards, winning three AVN Awards for best actress, best director, and best feature; one XRCO Award for best epic; and six XBIZ Awards for acting performance of the year – female, best cinematography, best non-sex acting performance of the year, director of the year – individual project, and feature movie of the year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:38:24 No.28702676 Report

Quoted By: >>28702700

Give us a toorent so we can evaluate it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:39:08 No.28702700 Report

Quoted By: >>28702758

>>28702676
Can't you use google?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:41:54 No.28702758 Report

Quoted By: >>28702785

>>28702700
not one handed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:42:37 No.28702785 Report

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>>28702758
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:43:01 No.28702798 Report

Quoted By: >>28702849 >>28702880 >>28702882

>>28702625
i thought this would win, maybe it was too grimdark

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:43:21 No.28702805 Report

Quoted By: >>28702873

I thought it was utter bobbings

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:43:46 No.28702816 Report

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i flicked through this, it was boring as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:44:09 No.28702820 Report

Quoted By: >>28702863

Does it feature anal sex? This is very important

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:45:09 No.28702849 Report

Quoted By: >>28703086 >>28703207 >>28707733

>>28702798
>2 disc set collectors edition
Really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:45:33 No.28702863 Report

Quoted By: >>28703120

>>28702820
Jessie Andrews doesn't do anal, she's not a filthy slut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:45:52 No.28702873 Report

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>>28702805
Did you masturbate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:46:06 No.28702880 Report

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>>28702798
Seen that, terrible movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:46:09 No.28702882 Report

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>>28702798
that movie was 2deep4me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:47:24 No.28702907 Report

Quoted By: >>28702928

>watch trailer
>Sartre quote
>chuckled and closed tab
Could already tell they're trying too hard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:47:49 No.28702918 Report

Quoted By: >>28703072

I just want Startlets 2013 download.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:48:09 No.28702928 Report

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>>28702907
>Sartre quote
Sasha's influence is huge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:50:43 No.28702989 Report

Quoted By: >>28703057 >>28703312

Is it a proper porn film?

Do you see her spread pussy, asshole, etc?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:51:15 No.28703007 Report

Quoted By: >>28703056

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Tkq4ipN-FTU

Porn movie of the century

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:52:19 No.28703028 Report

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Watch Star Wars XXX, that's some funny blockbuster.
>20 minutes long CGI rebel attack on Death star

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:53:30 No.28703056 Report

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>>28703007
When did youtube start allowing porn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:53:31 No.28703057 Report

Quoted By:

>>28702989
I'm watching a clip right now, and it just looks like porn. She's surrounded by dicks and sucking them all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:54:11 No.28703072 Report

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>>28702918
wha the fuck jessie has implants now?!?! DROPPED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:54:46 No.28703086 Report

Quoted By: >>28703207

>>28702849
>thorax.jpg
that was a hilarious thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:55:57 No.28703113 Report

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whats the point of artsy porn anyway

who watches this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:56:09 No.28703120 Report

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>>28702863
>porn actress
>not a filthy slut

pick one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:58:41 No.28703178 Report

Quoted By: >>28703493

>>28702625

>watching a porn movie for the plot and acting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:59:11 No.28703190 Report

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>>28702625
Is that the whore that looks like Natalie Dormer?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:59:11 No.28703192 Report

Quoted By: >>28703687

What about Drive 2? http://www.youporn.com/watch/7910795/x-art-farewell/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:59:17 No.28703195 Report

Quoted By: >>28703264 >>28703316

http://www.hottube.me/video/65201994/jessie-andrews-portrait-of-a-call-girl

So deep :')

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 20:59:45 No.28703207 Report

Quoted By:

>>28702849
>>28703086
>"This isnt anal fisting"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 21:02:02 No.28703264 Report

Quoted By:

>>28703195
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 21:03:50 No.28703312 Report

Quoted By:

>>28702989
It's actual porn. Just shot like those X-Art scenes, with added story and terrible acting. Sex is pretty hot tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 21:03:55 No.28703316 Report

Quoted By:

>>28703195
Sure doesn't look like a filthy slut to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 21:07:27 No.28703396 Report

Quoted By: >>28703465 >>28703490

What's the story about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 21:10:05 No.28703465 Report

Quoted By: >>28703650 >>28703676

>>28703396
Its really deep about a woman who likes Cock and wonders how many cocks can I suck at once. Turns out its 5

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 21:11:01 No.28703490 Report

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>>28703396
A girl working in an Indian call center and her struggles to fit in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 21:11:04 No.28703493 Report

Quoted By:

>>28703178
pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 21:15:03 No.28703574 Report

Quoted By: >>28703692

I watched Portrait of a Call Girl and Wasteland both all the way through and enjoyed both. The 2-hour-erection starts to hurt a bit in the end though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 21:18:36 No.28703650 Report

Quoted By: >>28703683

>>28703465
>Its really deep about a woman who likes Cock and wonders how many cocks can I suck at once
>how many cocks can I suck at once
>I
faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 21:19:27 No.28703676 Report

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>>28703465
dat freudian slip

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 21:19:55 No.28703683 Report

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>>28703650
Btw I'm a Girl ;P

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 21:20:14 No.28703687 Report

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>>28703192
They have such nice camera work. The composition... It's like I'm watching a real movie.
Except the actors can't fucking act!!!
So it ends being just porn with nice camera work....
Why can't porn actors act? Why can't they take some days off crappy porn movies to learn to act better. To make better looking porn movies. Something that not only my boner enjoys, but something for my brain as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 21:20:27 No.28703692 Report

Quoted By: >>28704221

>>28703574
>The 2-hour-erection
Bullshit, you'd be dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 21:21:18 No.28703709 Report

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So, is Manuel in any of these?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 21:42:21 No.28704221 Report

Quoted By: >>28705412

>>28703692
Then why hasn't Viagra killed anyone yet?

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FACE !!m7zwcnJn5eD Sat 05 Jan 2013 21:45:13 No.28704299 Report

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>>28702625

It has great sex scenes. Jessie Andrews is fucking gorgues, and a beast in bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 22:26:19 No.28705412 Report

Quoted By: >>28705459

>>28704221
Because viagra doesn't give you a 2 hour erection

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 22:28:37 No.28705459 Report

Quoted By: >>28705503 >>28706077

>>28705412
Actually they have Viagra 2 hour and Viagra 4 hour pills. You only start to have risks once you hit the 24 hour mark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 22:30:39 No.28705503 Report

Quoted By: >>28705584

>>28705459
goddamn i gots to get me some 4 hour magic, dat epic fapping

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 22:34:24 No.28705584 Report

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>>28705503

When I took antidepressants it was really hard to get off and I would end up fapping for 2-4 hours. It becomes a grueling chore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 22:34:57 No.28705600 Report

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I-Is this li-like artsy porn?
A-are they gay films of this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 22:53:40 No.28706077 Report

Quoted By:

>>28705459

That's the time frame they'll give you an erection in, if it actually *lasts* four hours or more, you run the risk of priapism and should see a doctor immediately. You won't *die*, but it might ruin your junk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 23:55:37 No.28707733 Report

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>>28702849

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