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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:08:05 No.30672302 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30672550 >>30673222

Have you ever smuggled food into the theater? It's such a exciting experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:08:35 No.30672317 Report

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Me? I'd smuggle crab legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:08:57 No.30672328 Report

Quoted By: >>30672367 >>30672407 >>30675673

Yeah, usually a couple slices of pizza....the popcorn they serve at my theater isn't filling, even if you go Large

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:10:04 No.30672356 Report

Quoted By: >>30672388 >>30672391 >>30672424 >>30672576 >>30672636 >>30673404 >>30674458 >>30675673 >>30676221 >>30676262

large popcorn + large drink = $5.

How fucking cheap are you faggots?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:10:07 No.30672359 Report

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I'm not an uncultured americunt swine so I don't eat while watching motion pictures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:10:21 No.30672367 Report

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>>30672328
And even if you do manage to eat a decent amount, you get horrible assbusting shits soon afterwards?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:10:39 No.30672374 Report

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My qt3.14 scottish bitch smuggled a convenience store sammich from Boots or some shit in... it was the first time i'd ever experienced foodsmugglin and it made me love her very very much.
Since then I've only ever smuggled in pints of liquor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:11:07 No.30672388 Report

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>>30672356
Where do you come from? A large popcorn and a large drink is about 12-14 bucks around where I'm at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:11:12 No.30672391 Report

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>>30672356
Do you live in bumfuck? Around here a large soda at a theater will cost you at least $5.50

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:11:32 No.30672397 Report

Quoted By: >>30673527

Nothing as messy as a burger, but I have smuggled booze and pot brownies in before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:11:53 No.30672404 Report

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I only smuggle alcohol in the theater. When I have a designated driver, of course.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:11:55 No.30672406 Report

Quoted By: >>30672433 >>30672446 >>30672528 >>30676849

I've been bringing a backpack full of tall cans of beer into every movie I've seen over the last 2 years. Beer in theaters is the greatest

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:11:57 No.30672407 Report

Quoted By: >>30672455 >>30673686

>>30672328

ofcourse the popcorn isnt filling.. you're a big guy..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:12:05 No.30672411 Report

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I'm not a faggot who carries around a fucking backpack so I can bring some food into a theater.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:12:21 No.30672424 Report

Quoted By: >>30672454

>>30672356
Where do you live? That's cheap as hell compared to our $7.50 large popcorn and $5.00 large drink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:12:49 No.30672433 Report

Quoted By: >>30672465 >>30672466 >>30672492 >>30672509 >>30672557 >>30673556

>>30672406
How do you get cans past the metal detectors?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:12:51 No.30672434 Report

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Can't you fat fucks go for two hours without eating? For fucks sake.

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:12:52 No.30672435 Report

Quoted By: >>30672504

Burgers, Ice Cream--anything and everything under the sun. Buy it, dump it in a backpack, take in, eat, dispose of. No one is the wiser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:13:09 No.30672446 Report

Quoted By: >>30672545

>>30672406
Don't people notice the sound of when you pop one open?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:13:24 No.30672454 Report

Quoted By: >>30672485 >>30672494

>>30672424
>$7.50 large popcorn and $5.00 large drink.
where the fuck do YOU live

I live in Idaho

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:13:24 No.30672455 Report

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>>30672407
For you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:13:31 No.30672457 Report

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>used to work at a movie theater
>usher shift
>guy walks in theater with little styrofoam box
>looks at me
>turns around
>is clearly stuffing it into his pants
>walks up to me, hands me his ticket
>brown spot near pocket area that is getting bigger
>smells like teriyaki sauce fucking everywhere

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:13:51 No.30672465 Report

Quoted By: >>30672631

>>30672433
>Living in Nazi occupied France

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:13:53 No.30672466 Report

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>>30672433
Metal detectors????
Are you watching movies in prisons or courthouses?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:14:36 No.30672485 Report

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>>30672454
I live in Cali. Those aren't actual prices though but both of those together would cost at least more than $10.

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:14:45 No.30672492 Report

Quoted By: >>30672775

>>30672433
>metal detectors
Haven't been to the movies in a while. They really did this shit since the whole Batman fiasco?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:14:53 No.30672494 Report

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>>30672454
You're the weird one here. In most places in the US food at movie theaters is expensive as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:14:59 No.30672497 Report

Quoted By: >>30672519 >>30672520 >>30672532 >>30672542

One of the theaters in my city checks bags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:15:26 No.30672504 Report

Quoted By: >>30672532 >>30672626

>>30672435

how do you use a backpack without them searching it? I even tried to bring in some candy once but they patted me down

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:15:28 No.30672507 Report

Quoted By: >>30672626

>Not getting your GF to smuggle a plethora of sweets, chewy shit and chocolate in her giant handbag.

Beta general

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:15:33 No.30672509 Report

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>>30672433
>metal detectors
reall? jesus christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:15:56 No.30672519 Report

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>>30672497
land of the free

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:15:57 No.30672520 Report

Quoted By: >>30672640 >>30672675

>>30672497
Can't you call bullshit on that? How can that possibly be policy? All you need is a heavyset black woman to make a fuss to shut that shit down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:16:15 No.30672528 Report

Quoted By: >>30672582

>>30672406
But all cinemas near me sell wine and beer at a reasonable price, and you can bring your glass into the picture. What uncivilized place do you live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:16:14 No.30672529 Report

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No, I try to avoid going at meal times, and movies are not extremely long so its not as though a few hours without food is going to kill me.
I can see why people would sneak in food though, that shit in the foyer is hideously overpriced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:16:19 No.30672531 Report

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We used to bring in candy from stores and stuff into the theaters when I was a kid. The candy at theaters is expensive as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:16:22 No.30672532 Report

Quoted By: >>30672569 >>30672607

>>30672504
>>30672497

>Allowing people that work at a cinema to search you

Jesus christ, that's complete and utter failure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:16:51 No.30672542 Report

Quoted By: >>30672646

>>30672497
That sucks.

I love sneaking food into theaters. I'll almost always do it.

Burritos are probably one of the best for smuggling, and sushi is a treat but kinda distracting to eat while the movie is playing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:16:57 No.30672545 Report

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>>30672446
simply cough loudly when you open it. distraction tactics nigga. the most I've ever gotten was a slightly jealous look, like "why didn't I think of that?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:17:14 No.30672550 Report

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>>30672302
that's not food, that's a heart attack waiting to happen...
also yeah of course, i smuggle food into the theatre all the time, decent sized nachos with half a litre of coke cost like 10 euros in german cinemas, like i'm that rich...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:17:26 No.30672557 Report

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>>30672433
>America

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:17:40 No.30672564 Report

Quoted By: >>30672794 >>30673775

>be early 2001
>stop by KFC first, get a bucket of chicken
>go to grocery store
>get some ben and jerry's
>go to see fast and furious
>enjoy a great movie and fine dining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:17:50 No.30672569 Report

Quoted By: >>30673453

>>30672532

yeah, well you would too if they were armed with tazers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:18:07 No.30672576 Report

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>>30672356

Where the fuck do you live? Here it's $5 just for the fucking bottled water

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:18:26 No.30672582 Report

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>>30672528
Oakland mothafucka. Though I have been to a theater at my hometown where you could get a glass of wine and a cheeseplate for the theater. That was classy as fuck

Marcissus / !IZigglesD.

Marcissus / !IZigglesD. Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:18:46 No.30672591 Report

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I don't trust my intestines so i fast before i ever go to the cinema as i don't want to miss a thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:19:29 No.30672606 Report

Quoted By: >>30672674

Im surprised you americunts get to see any of the movie as you chomp your way through a five course meal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:19:34 No.30672607 Report

Quoted By: >>30672682

>>30672532
>>30672532
>>30672532
>>30672532
>>30672532

Seriously this. If you allow disgusting cinema employs PAT YOU DOWN (LOL) or fucking SEARCH YOU, just jesus, consider suicide

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:20:02 No.30672615 Report

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>the year of our lord 2013 anno domini

>not going to arthouse theate to get wine and crab legs with your movie

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:20:20 No.30672626 Report

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>>30672507
That? That is the fucking tops.

>>30672504
I live in Los Angeles. I can go way out to Beverly Hills and Century City and I still won't get checked. California is lax as fuck with it's supposed security. Only thing is they've began to check theaters and ask people for tickets and shit. Never happened to me, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:20:29 No.30672631 Report

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>>30672465
>>Living in Nazi occupied France
the joke is that he's american because american is the most retarded country when it comes to personal freedom and security
meanwhile in french theaters they can bring whatever they want and even has sex probably

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:20:37 No.30672636 Report

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>>30672356
large soda is like 10 dollars alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:20:49 No.30672640 Report

Quoted By: >>30672764

>>30672520
Well, I've personally never went to that theater again. It's a little out of my way but a friend wanted to go to it.

A lady was getting her purse checked ahead of me.

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:21:00 No.30672646 Report

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>>30672542
My nigga. Mexican food and burgers are god-tier smuggling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:21:31 No.30672658 Report

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I've actually been to a theater that serves crab legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:21:31 No.30672659 Report

Quoted By: >>30672754 >>30672764

Have you ever sneaked into another movie after watching a movie you paid for? W-what if they catch you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:22:07 No.30672672 Report

Quoted By: >>30672864

Me and a couple friends once took one of those pre-cooked chickens into a movie and ate it.

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:22:08 No.30672674 Report

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>>30672606
The trick is to eat it during the preview trailers. If you wait for the actual movie to start you run the risk of that shit going from hot to lukewarm. Cunty air conditioned theaters.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:22:11 No.30672675 Report

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>>30672520
>All you need is a heavyset black woman to make a fuss to shut that shit down.

ok I laughed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:22:25 No.30672682 Report

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>>30672607
>not taking human contact whenever you can get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:22:42 No.30672686 Report

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ITT

the reason why I stopped going to the cinema.

inconsiderate cunt central.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:23:36 No.30672705 Report

Quoted By: >>30672723 >>30672790

What shitholes do you people live in that you don't have theaters that sell food and alcohol? I feel bad for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:24:18 No.30672723 Report

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>>30672705
All theaters around me sell food, some sell booze. But its always steep as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:24:30 No.30672727 Report

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I once went to a matinee of Goldmember and managed to get a Pizza Hut Pizza in. I was the only one in the cinema, it was awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:25:19 No.30672754 Report

Quoted By: >>30672864 >>30673016

>>30672659
done that once, nothing happened, would do it again. only works in cinemad where they check your tickets at the main entrance and not at the entrances of every seperate cinema hall...

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:25:51 No.30672764 Report

Quoted By: >>30673016 >>30674428

>>30672640
Oh, wow. Good thing you don't go there anymore. It's always good to have two-four backup theaters where you know that shit doesn't happen.

>>30672659
All the time. Best thing to do if you decide to fuck off from school or call off from work if to hit the theater for a matinee (around 1:30pm) with older people. Watch your flick, then leave and casually walk into another one that's starting. It's the tops. Sit back and kick your feet up or lay down horizontally. They're not paid nearly enough to give a shit. No clue what'd happen if you're caught, though. Probably told to never come back. If the situation ever presented itself and a cop wasn't present I'd likely get up, pretend I didn't hear them, and walk out. What are they gonna do? Kick my ass for it?

Clegane !f/PEhLaUR6

Clegane !f/PEhLaUR6 Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:26:04 No.30672768 Report

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Every time I go, I take a big thing of pick and mix from the cheap place around the corner. I also frequently take microwave popcorn in little sandwich bags. It's easy, because I live in the UK where I can walk into a cinema and not get strip searched. Hell, one time my friend just ordered a pizza and walked in with it under his arm. Not a word from any staff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:26:23 No.30672775 Report

Quoted By: >>30672864

>>30672492
In some areas, yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:27:02 No.30672790 Report

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>>30672705
they sell food and beverage in every theater but it's expensive and it's not a matter of being poor, it's about being smart and not getting ripped off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:27:08 No.30672794 Report

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>>30672564

top lel m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:29:16 No.30672844 Report

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>food
>sleazy burger

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:29:56 No.30672864 Report

Quoted By: >>30673007

>>30672672
The best.

>>30672775
Damn that's weak.

>>30672754
Every theater I've been do have some dude or lady way at the front checking tickets. It's like a game of Hitman. Motherfuckers never turn around. I've walked right past a lady once. She didn't say or give a shit. Went in, saw Tokyo Drift, and laughed at my friend who had to pay for himself and his girlfriend while I walked in, walked OUT, then walked back in again sans ticket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:30:18 No.30672877 Report

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>gf wants me to go see Waitress with her
>tell her I'll meet her there
>stop by liquor store, pick up bottle of Bacardi
>get to theater, get large soda
>go to bathroom, dump out half of soda
>replace with Bacardi
>sad movie suddenly become hilarious

sage

sage Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:30:20 No.30672880 Report

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also, sageamento goes into all fieldamentos

>captcha: ffumdic spritus

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:31:28 No.30672912 Report

Quoted By: >>30672969 >>30672978 >>30673022 >>30673775

I believe the god-tier food smuggling experience would be sneaking in a bucket of chicken into the theater.

Just imagine it. Imagine everyone else having to smell the aroma of your chicken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:33:50 No.30672969 Report

Quoted By: >>30672992 >>30673040

>>30672912
No, God tier is having the local chinese place deliver to you at the emergency exit door of the theater your in

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:34:18 No.30672978 Report

Quoted By: >>30673058 >>30673775

>>30672912
How could you pull this off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:34:50 No.30672992 Report

Quoted By: >>30673076

>>30672969
Y-you can do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:35:27 No.30673007 Report

Quoted By: >>30673138

>>30672864
that's the way they do it in my home town, if you get a ticket for a 11am showing you can even get away with watching 4 movies for the price of one. at the cinema in the town where i go to uni however, they check your tickets at every seperate cinema hall so no chance of doing that there.. damn greedy jews, like it makes a difference if i occupy a seat nobody was gonna sit in otherwise

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:35:32 No.30673009 Report

Quoted By: >>30673045 >>30673138

So why do you have to smuggle? frenchfag here

what happens if you go into a theater with your snacks in plain view?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:35:52 No.30673016 Report

Quoted By: >>30673138

>>30672764
>>30672754
My theater has cameras in every room, I don't know if they check them for possible intruders but they don't even have security so I don't know if they give a shit

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:35:57 No.30673022 Report

Quoted By: >>30673121 >>30673775

>>30672912
>Easy difficulty
Submarine Sandwiches
Meal from home
Finger foods
Alcohol

>Normal difficulty
Pre-cooked chicken
Burgers
Yogurt/Ice cream

>Hard difficulty
Mexican
Chink food
*Chink food where the guy meets you at the theater
Ribs

>Insane difficulty
Bucket of chicken
Medium/Large Pizza
*Pizza where the motherfucker delivers to the theater

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:36:34 No.30673040 Report

Quoted By: >>30673076

>>30672969
ahahahaha please tell me you actually did that, i don't care if it's a lie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:36:36 No.30673041 Report

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I only bring food with me that is not noisy or smelly. I'm not a dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:36:40 No.30673045 Report

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>>30673009
They'll probably ask you to throw it away. And if you refuse, they'll ask you to leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:37:15 No.30673058 Report

Quoted By: >>30673101 >>30673114

>>30672978

Just bring your gf and tell her to hide the bucket under her shirt. If the movie guy complains have her yell "rape" and punch his face in and then receive your americlaps and enjoy your chicken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:37:55 No.30673076 Report

Quoted By: >>30673140

>>30672992
>>30673040
I did it, and here's how. Find a chinese place that can understand english directions and a theater that's under staffed that doesn't take care of it's door alarms. I only did it three times and only in the one theater that had the unmonitored door but each time it worked pretty well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:38:44 No.30673101 Report

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>>30673058
Wouldn't an oversized purse work just as well?

And hey, no GF? Borrow your moms clothes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:38:53 No.30673108 Report

Quoted By: >>30673162 >>30673271

Are you guys serious or is this just a fantasy thread?

I get smuggling in candy/drinks but fucking full size meals? Why don't you fucking eat after the movies like normal people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:39:02 No.30673114 Report

Quoted By: >>30673271

>>30673058
>hiding a bucket of chicken under your shirt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:39:13 No.30673121 Report

Quoted By: >>30673271

>>30673022

I have a plan

So I'll find a guy in a wheelchair and befriend him and then take him to the movies with a box of pizza in his lap and cover it up with a blanket

If they start asking questions he can scream discrimination by cis scum

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:39:49 No.30673138 Report

Quoted By: >>30673219 >>30673521

>>30673007
>like it makes a difference if i occupy a seat nobody was gonna sit in otherwise
Exactly. And what's up with assigned seating in theaters now? Telling me where to sit. The nerve of that shit. Lax security otherwise, though.

>>30673009
I've brought in burgers before. Hell, I walked past the invalid they had taking people's tickets. 'Course I was fucked because I was walking into a 3D movie needed them specs so I had to buy a ticket and flash ti at him to get the glasses.

>>30673016
Damn, man. Where do you live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:39:50 No.30673140 Report

Quoted By: >>30673204

>>30673076
you sir are a hero!!!!
and here i was feeling like danny ocean after sneaking in a kebab and a small soda can

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:40:32 No.30673162 Report

Quoted By: >>30673249 >>30673268

>>30673108
>I get smuggling in candy/drinks but fucking full size meals? Why don't you fucking eat after the movies like normal people.

Because fitting a meal AND a movie in during my lunch break from work is fucking impossible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:41:29 No.30673198 Report

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anybody seriously tried to bring crab legs?
someone should do it and take pictures for /tv/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:41:38 No.30673204 Report

Quoted By: >>30673263

>>30673140
I'm not a hero, I was just really stoned and lucky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:42:01 No.30673219 Report

Quoted By: >>30673329

>>30673138
i live in germany, we've always had assigned seats over here... i hate the idea of having to go early to get good seats, on the other hand our system has the logical result of good seats being more expensive so i guess both systems are flawed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:42:04 No.30673222 Report

Quoted By: >>30673312 >>30673329

>>30672302
>Me and a few buddies smuggle food from the nearby food court.
>Get to the movie late so we have to sit in the front row
>Decide to make a picnic area by taking up the front and casually eating and watching the movie

Oh that was fun but we got kicked out of American Gangster really fucking quick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:42:16 No.30673233 Report

Quoted By: >>30673364

I believe if you just carry something in plain view and act like nothing is there and nothing is wrong, they'll ignore you.

>"Sir, you can't bring that in here."
>"Bring what in here?"
>"That pizza, you can't bring it in."
>"What pizza?"
>"Sir, you're gonna have t- You know what? Fuck it. I don't paid enough for this shit. Just enjoy the fucking movie."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:43:03 No.30673249 Report

Quoted By: >>30673375

>>30673162
No you're just fantasizing, who normal-fag with a decent enough job to allow a ~2hr lunch break wouldn't have a fuckign ipad to watch a film.

You're stupid as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:43:41 No.30673263 Report

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>>30673204
belittling your own heroic deeds only makes them more heroic fine sir

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:43:50 No.30673268 Report

Quoted By: >>30673375

>>30673162

How much do you make an hour to be able to afford that often?

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:43:53 No.30673271 Report

Quoted By: >>30673345

>>30673114
I'd smuggled burgers in under my shirt. No one is stopping me from my fine american dining. Had to remove that shit because I looked fucking ridiculous, though.

>>30673121
That's perfect, actually. Women's purses and shit works, too, but a wheelchair is a god-tier idea. You'd have sit in the middle, though. In that one section that divides the upper seats from the lower seats. That kind of sucks but, hey, pizza. Fuck this you need a wheel-man at every outing. They can't be too hard to come across.

>>30673108
I'm not seeing what the problem is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:45:02 No.30673305 Report

Quoted By:

My friends smuggle McGangBangs in their pants.
We're all 20+, this is this shit I have to deal with on a daily basis.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:45:16 No.30673312 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673222
>mfw I get trips

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:46:11 No.30673329 Report

Quoted By: >>30673362

>>30673219
That sucks, bro. I feel for you.

>>30673222
>picnic area
>to American fucking Gangster
Hey, had to spice up that movie somehow. Good on you, bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:46:48 No.30673345 Report

Quoted By: >>30673379 >>30673381

>>30673271
no need for an actual disabled person, just steal a wheelchair and have your buddy sit in it. once in the theatre he can just get out of it when noones watching

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:47:25 No.30673362 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673329
Yeah there was at least twelve of us and I got a fortune cookie for everyone from panda express shit was cash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:47:27 No.30673364 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673233
>I believe if you just carry something in plain view and act like nothing is there and nothing is wrong, they'll ignore you.
This is what I do. If someone is really hounding you then they must be under pressure from management to curb people bringing shit in for reasons I can't fathom. If that ever happens then the people cleaning the theaters are being cocks and fucking up the rotation for everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:47:53 No.30673373 Report

Quoted By: >>30673409

sandwich + french fries + coke in a bag, but I don't think it was not allowed. It was an awful experience, since I entered with 5 minutes of movie (Social Network) and had to find all the shit into the bag in the dark, trying to don't make noise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:47:54 No.30673375 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673249
I do set ups for parties/receptions/corporate events at a hotel and having 2-4 hours a night with nothing to do is completely normal. We get one hour deducted for lunch and the rest of the time we just sit around waiting for whatever it is to end so we can reset the rooms for whatever is on the next day. The hotel is about a fifteen minute walk from a theater and a bunch of pizza/chinese storefront places, so it's fairly easy to do.

>>30673268
Depending on the events, between $15-$25/hr., but I don't really do that too often, I think in the last year I've done it maybe five times. My first post was mostly a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:47:58 No.30673379 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673345
>no need for an actual disabled person

hey man thats racist

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:48:01 No.30673381 Report

Quoted By: >>30673426 >>30673435

>>30673345
Yeah, wheel-man would be god-tier. Only problem is finding one of them shits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:48:46 No.30673404 Report

Quoted By: >>30673438 >>30673441 >>30673526

>>30672356
In Peterborough, Ontario, the theater charges 9 bucks for popcorn, plus a dollar for butter. It hurts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:48:57 No.30673409 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673373
>trying to don't make noise.
Collateral damage. Victims of war. Can't be helped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:49:31 No.30673417 Report

Quoted By: >>30673461

>not acting retarded like that one guy on Curb Your Enthusiasm
>not bringing in food in plain sight

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:49:46 No.30673426 Report

Quoted By: >>30673526

>>30673381
You mean finding one that isn't morbidly obese that WON'T eat your pizza before you sit down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:49:58 No.30673430 Report

Quoted By:

an*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:50:08 No.30673435 Report

Quoted By: >>30673526

>>30673381
>tfw i used to volunteer at a care home and could have even stolen one of those electric ones that cost more than 1k
why didn't you niggas give me that idea a year ago

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:50:15 No.30673438 Report

Quoted By: >>30673615

>>30673404
>charging for butter
I wish a motherfucker would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:50:20 No.30673441 Report

Quoted By: >>30673511 >>30673615

>>30673404
Wait, they charge for butter? No wonder Canada is a land of communists and terrorists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:51:13 No.30673453 Report

Quoted By:

>>30672569
Uh, no I wouldnt. Why the fuck would I get tazed for politely telling them I dont give consent? And why the fuck do they have tazers? Do you live in chicago or something?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:51:15 No.30673455 Report

Quoted By:

>2013
>not clean bulkin' in theaters

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:51:21 No.30673461 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673417
You better have someone act as your tard wrangler, though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:51:45 No.30673466 Report

Quoted By: >>30673492 >>30673506

sneaking my vaporizer into 4 different films were all exciting experiences

>mfw getting high during Skyfall

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:51:49 No.30673470 Report

Quoted By:

>smuggling in full meals
>Not having an alamo drafthouse

>mfw it's still a bit expensive
>tfw you buy food anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:52:38 No.30673492 Report

Quoted By: >>30673510 >>30673522 >>30673749 >>30673791

>>30673466

What's the point of getting high -during- the film? I like getting high and watching a movie, but you can just do it beforehand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:53:21 No.30673506 Report

Quoted By: >>30673749

>>30673466
dang i always wanted to do that, what was it like? and which vaporizer do you own?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:53:35 No.30673510 Report

Quoted By: >>30673573 >>30673791 >>30673809

>>30673492
Thread is full of lies, new friend. Nobody is this stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:53:35 No.30673511 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673441

They don't in any theaters I go to. The butter is at the table with napkins and condiments, you can put as much on as you want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:53:50 No.30673521 Report

Quoted By: >>30673566

>>30673138
>Damn, man. Where do you live?
France
they don't have cameras in the theater rooms where you live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:53:56 No.30673522 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673492

Maybe he likes to be really high throughout the film, it teeters out after the hour mark

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:53:57 No.30673526 Report

Quoted By: >>30673572 >>30673574

>>30673404
>a dollar for butter
If a theater manager ever thought about charging me for butter they better wake up and apologize.

>>30673426
I think offering them a slice would be enough to buy their silence.

>>30673435
Re-up and steal that shit, man. Stash it in a closet for the rest of the year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:53:59 No.30673527 Report

Quoted By: >>30676255

>>30672397
>not eating brownies in advance to kick in at start of movie

do you even cannabis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:54:20 No.30673532 Report

Quoted By:

I hide water bottles in my bra all the time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:55:10 No.30673556 Report

Quoted By:

>>30672433
9/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:55:26 No.30673561 Report

Quoted By:

best thread on /tv/

im in stitches

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:55:42 No.30673566 Report

Quoted By: >>30673730

>>30673521
No, sir. I'm in Los Angeles, California. If there's a camera in the theater room watching everyone then I'm completely unaware because of all my years no one has ever acted on it. I'll keep a look out from now on, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:55:52 No.30673572 Report

Quoted By: >>30673654

>>30673526
If you give a fattie a slice of pizza...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:55:52 No.30673573 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673510

That one doesn't seem so far-fetched though. I've seen people smoke weed in theaters before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:55:55 No.30673574 Report

Quoted By: >>30673616

>>30673526
me and the care home did not part on good terms, going near it would not at all be a good idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:55:59 No.30673581 Report

Quoted By: >>30673668 >>30673685 >>30673757

Wait, are you not allowed to bring your own food into a movie theater?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:57:32 No.30673615 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673438
>>30673441
Yep, it's that fucking bad. Not many theaters do that though, this one is just the epitome of Judaism

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:57:32 No.30673616 Report

Quoted By: >>30673793

>>30673574
>we did not part on good terms
I need a story. This shit is too good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:58:37 No.30673647 Report

Quoted By:

>Not stashing a few burgers up your ass and taking them out in the theater bathroom.

Have fun paying $20 for a large Popcorn, faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:58:57 No.30673654 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673572
What kind of asshole tries to sweeten a deal like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 00:59:51 No.30673668 Report

Quoted By: >>30673757

>>30673581
This. I'm curious. Do you really have to go through all of this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:00:38 No.30673685 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673581

apparently in Clapistan, it's not allowed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:00:40 No.30673686 Report

Quoted By:

>>30672407

OF COURSH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:02:20 No.30673730 Report

Quoted By: >>30673759

>>30673566
>California. If there's a camera in the theater room watching everyone then I'm completely unaware
you're being watched
they have cameras everywhere

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:03:17 No.30673749 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673506

Magic Flight Launch Box friend. Hiiiiighly recommended.
>>30673492
because I just felt like it. The only shitty part was..
>somebody gets up to bathroom/get popcorn
>THEY KNOW

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:03:30 No.30673755 Report

Quoted By: >>30673784

As a teenager I would sneak 40's into the theater in my jacket. I don't know how I got away with it, looked really obvious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:03:35 No.30673757 Report

Quoted By: >>30673810

>>30673581
>>30673668

Yes, they want you to buy the food inside.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:03:37 No.30673759 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673730
Land of the free

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:04:24 No.30673775 Report

Quoted By: >>30673812 >>30673905

>>30672978
>>30672912
>>30673022
this >>30672564 is me. It wasn't even that hard. Maybe being a highschool students and having everything in our backpacks helped, but it wasn't like we were bringing a fridge in

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:04:47 No.30673784 Report

Quoted By: >>30673894

>>30673755
Can you really get fucked up over malt liquor? I walked in drunk into movies before but I always lose my buzz around 15 minutes in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:04:59 No.30673791 Report

Quoted By: >>30673855

>>30673492
I agree, but the point is that you can get super baked vs. burning out during the last third of the movie. Also the "because I can" mentality
>>30673510
I've never done it personally, but my friends have put a portable vape in a fountain pop cup with the end sticking out of the straw hole. Vapes have a smell, but not really like weed. Just sit in the back row and you are good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:05:03 No.30673793 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673616
not much of a story to tell, sorry to disappoint.
basically what happened was management was treating the volunteers like shit and i didn't want to put up with that so i gave them shit for it, a week later i get called into the head nurse's office, they point to a portable gas cooker i had left in the volunteer lounge the day before and tell me one of the managers had just "found this, boiling hot, sitting on one of the heaters" (it was the middle of july) and told me that they where very sorry but had no choice but to ask me to leave, something about me being irresponsible blahblahblah....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:05:48 No.30673809 Report

Quoted By: >>30673838 >>30673843 >>30673860

>>30673510

what you think I'm lying? bro it wasn't a big deal.

>Django
>Skyfall
>Moonrise Kingdom
>The Hobbit
vaped in all of them, it was a fun time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:05:50 No.30673810 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673757
The worst part the gross over pricing. 12 bucks for coke and popcorn. 6 bucks for a hotdog, 5 for a pretzel. candy boxes 4 bucks. Its horse shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:05:51 No.30673812 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673775
I'd be really fucking mad if I smelled chicken in my theater. If only because I didn't think to bring any in. Time to steal some backpacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:06:56 No.30673838 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673809
hes an idiot. Vaping in theaters is easy and smart. Props to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:07:12 No.30673843 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673809
>getting high and watching The Hobbit and Moonrise Kingdom

You have given me a new goal in life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:07:55 No.30673855 Report

Quoted By: >>30673883

>>30673791

wanna know the funniest part? My vape is recognized for its burnt popcorn smell. perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:08:08 No.30673860 Report

Quoted By: >>30673944

>>30673809
tell me which vaporizer you use already goddamnit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:09:18 No.30673883 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673855
haha I was going to say, the MFLB is known for smelling like burn popcorn. Well done sir

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:09:21 No.30673885 Report

Quoted By: >>30674000

When I saw 'Project-X' at midnight there was a whole row smoking and passing around a huge bottle of vodka.

>tfw when I wish I was in the row instead of with my pleb friend and gf

The crowd was hilarious. The experience made the movie better than it was.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:09:25 No.30673887 Report

Quoted By: >>30674012

I sneak candy in all the time. I haven't tried fast food or anything like that. Seems like a hassle, I just want to watch the movie with a snack, not while I eat a meal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:09:35 No.30673894 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673784
Malt Liquor can be stronger than beer depending on brand. 2 forties will get you a good buzz, 1 won't do too much though.

anime is best watched with friends who love you !1VuWuc4yxQ

anime is best watched with friends who love you !1VuWuc4yxQ Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:10:12 No.30673905 Report

Quoted By: >>30673959

>>30673775

they check your backpack though if you bring one into a theater, dont they? at least they did for me the one time i did bring a backpack into a theater while i was visiting friends in LA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:11:56 No.30673944 Report

Quoted By: >>30674101 >>30674103 >>30674169 >>30674388

>>30673860

pic related. Magic Flight Launch Box

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:12:24 No.30673959 Report

Quoted By: >>30674002 >>30674029 >>30675575

>>30673905
this happened in LA, well pasadena. I've brought bags in like crazy and they've never checked me, nor would I let them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:14:13 No.30674000 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673885
Gotta love rowdy theater audiences.

anime is best watched with friends who love you !1VuWuc4yxQ

anime is best watched with friends who love you !1VuWuc4yxQ Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:14:27 No.30674002 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673959

huh, i originally refused but they told me they wouldnt let me in if i didnt let them check it. i was with a few friends though and didnt want to ruin the evening

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:14:44 No.30674012 Report

Quoted By: >>30674052

>>30673887
>I sneak in candy
Go to bed grandma you're drunk

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:15:32 No.30674029 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673959
I've never been asked for people to check my shit. If it ever came down to it I wouldn't let them, though. What kind of Mickey Mouse organization sets off to check people's bags and shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:16:24 No.30674051 Report

Quoted By:

I've smuggled a bucket of hotwings into the theater once. I should do that more often because in Germany the prices for popcorn (or nachos) and soda are fucking horrific.

Large Soda: 5,50€ - 7,20 USD
Large Popcorn: 5€ - 6,50 USD
total: 10,50€ - 13,70 USD

+ ticket 10€/13 USD
= 20.50€ or 26,70 USD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:16:28 No.30674052 Report

Quoted By: >>30674130

>>30674012

haha, drunk grandma, that's funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:18:13 No.30674101 Report

Quoted By: >>30674365

>>30673944

HOLY FUCK THOSE THINGS ARE EXPENSIVE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:18:17 No.30674103 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673944
You got some faggy hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:19:10 No.30674130 Report

Quoted By: >>30674298 >>30674350

>>30674052
Sneaking in candy is like taking a pack of gum into a theater. Only someone really lame or really old would consider that a story worthy of sharing where people are talking about bringing BUCKETS OF FRIED CHICKEN AND BURGERS UNDER THEIR SHIRTS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:20:50 No.30674169 Report

Quoted By:

>>30673944
what is this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:21:03 No.30674175 Report

Quoted By: >>30674246 >>30674293

Target right in the same mall as my local movie theater.

I usually get a bag of Swedish Fish, maybe some Twizzlers, and a Vanilla Coke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:23:59 No.30674246 Report

Quoted By: >>30674296

>>30674175
>I bring in candy am I cool yet lol ^_^
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:25:51 No.30674293 Report

Quoted By: >>30674330

>>30674175

There's a dollar tree in the same shopping center as my AMC 24. I can usually pick up some candy, some chips and a drink.

Although one time I did get my gf to sneak in some chickfila for us to see Iron Man 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:25:53 No.30674296 Report

Quoted By:

>>30674246

It's not cool. I just like candy.

Also you misquoted me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:25:59 No.30674298 Report

Quoted By:

>>30674130
lol @ people smuggling in buckets of fried chicken and bags of several cheeseburgers n mchicken sammiches underneath their t-shirts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:27:12 No.30674330 Report

Quoted By: >>30674390

>>30674293
chick fila?
you supported the monstrous ANTI GAY CONSPIRaCY AGenDA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:27:59 No.30674350 Report

Quoted By:

>>30674130

I was answering the OP's question!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:28:41 No.30674365 Report

Quoted By:

>>30674101

dude, it's so worth it. It paid for itself in the first month.

>get baked off of sprinkle of weed
>smoke the sprinkle of weed after you're done vaping
you get double the weed you pay for, basically.
plus it's discreet as fuck
>mfw Hobbit while baked

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:29:25 No.30674388 Report

Quoted By: >>30674414 >>30674818

>>30673944
>>30673944
I use pic related. how finely do you grind your weed before you put it in? I've been told that vaporizers can potentially get you higher than joints while using less weed, yet i always end up using way more weed to get as high as i would from smoking it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:29:28 No.30674390 Report

Quoted By: >>30674445

>>30674330
>not sneaking in a nugget tray from Chick-Fil-A.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:29:39 No.30674399 Report

Quoted By:

There's a P.F. Changs right across the pavilion from my theater. Shit is so cash.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:30:11 No.30674414 Report

Quoted By:

>>30674388
damnit forgot pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:30:36 No.30674428 Report

Quoted By:

>>30672764
I sneak i all the time. most of the time i dont even pay for a ticket at all. but ive been caught a couple times and all they do is say "oh uh you cant be in here", then i act like i made a mistake or something thats it, its nothing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:31:32 No.30674445 Report

Quoted By:

>>30674390
You would be a god among men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:31:47 No.30674458 Report

Quoted By: >>30674514

>>30672356
Where do you live? Here it costs at least $35 for a small soda

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:32:37 No.30674474 Report

Quoted By:

>sneaking in rat-tier ChickFilA and not glorious Wingstop
Do you even chicken?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:33:22 No.30674489 Report

Quoted By: >>30674534 >>30674612

>Be on date with ex-qt-gf
>Both incredibly stoned
>Just picked up a ton of snacks and goodies and soda from the store
>We both forgot to put it in out pockets
>Walk into the theater lobby, waiting in line for ticket booth
>Staff and ticket lady can clearly see us holding all our snacks
>Out of nowhere, I go, "WAIT, WE'RE HOLDING THE SNACKS"
>"OH FUCK, SHIT"
>We both run out of the lobby and into the mall like scared children
>Staff inside lobby hear us having a nervous breakdown outside, then laughter for 20 mins
>Put all the shit away
>Walk back in, nothing happened
>Buy our tickets
>Aside from a couple smirks from staff, we get in just fine
>Take our seats in the theater
>I open my soda
>It explodes all over her face
>Spend next ten minutes (opening credits) laughing our asses off
>Find new seats

True story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:34:33 No.30674514 Report

Quoted By: >>30674546 >>30674551 >>30674589 >>30674685

>>30674458
Where do you live? I had to sell my first born son for a large ICEE.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:35:33 No.30674533 Report

Quoted By: >>30674548 >>30675013

>Midnight showing of the Hobbit with little sister
>Sneak 3 of these in
>Drink 2 before the movie starts

These things are fucking strong, I was up until 5AM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:35:34 No.30674534 Report

Quoted By:

>>30674489
>Out of nowhere, I go, "WAIT, WE'RE HOLDING THE SNACKS"
>"OH FUCK, SHIT"

Lost it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:36:18 No.30674546 Report

Quoted By: >>30674620

>>30674514
where do you live? here it costs at least for you for a small can of coursh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:36:19 No.30674548 Report

Quoted By: >>30674882

>>30674533
>5AM
>acting like that's impressive.

Get real, son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:36:30 No.30674551 Report

Quoted By: >>30674589 >>30674685

>>30674514

Where do you live? I contracted my immortal soul and half of my yearly income for the rest of my natural life for some snow caps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:38:00 No.30674589 Report

Quoted By: >>30674630 >>30674685

>>30674514
>>30674551
Man, that's rough. I only had to sell my liver, a kidney, and my left testicle for a tray of nachos. Oh yeah, for the cheese they stabbed me in the lungs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:38:52 No.30674612 Report

Quoted By:

>>30674489
>>Out of nowhere, I go, "WAIT, WE'RE HOLDING THE SNACKS"
>>"OH FUCK, SHIT"
>>We both run out of the lobby and into the mall like scared children

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:39:23 No.30674620 Report

Quoted By: >>30674641

>>30674546
I feel sick for having laughed so hard at that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:39:59 No.30674630 Report

Quoted By: >>30674685

>>30674589
Where do you live? Here I had to pull out arthur's sword, banish the cliffracers from morrowind, buttfuck the nerevarine into Oblivion and then punch the dragonborn in the dick to get a secondary glance at a drip of cheese that fell on the floor

Planck !DAFT/saST.

Planck !DAFT/saST. Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:40:17 No.30674638 Report

Quoted By:

Yes me and my ex<s>gf</s> did it a lot. Always put food and beer into her handbag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:40:21 No.30674641 Report

Quoted By: >>30674710

>>30674620
i feel retarded for having typed that, /tv/ really fucks up your head man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:42:31 No.30674685 Report

Quoted By:

>>30674630
>>30674589
>>30674551
>>30674514

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:43:39 No.30674710 Report

Quoted By: >>30674794 >>30674933

>>30674641
I've begun to say it to a few co-workers (for you, was ___ a part of your plan, do you feel in charge, and this means you have power over me?) and then I giggle like a retard and think about going home and getting on 4chan. This site is ruining me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:45:13 No.30674761 Report

Quoted By: >>30674809

Gonna need a tier list of what kind of alcohol to bring in. I'm doing this shit next time I go to the movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:46:25 No.30674794 Report

Quoted By:

>>30674710
I can imagine some faggot doing this and it's making for enjoyable laughter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:46:53 No.30674809 Report

Quoted By: >>30674972

>>30674761
Bring in some form of vodka then purchase High C from the from the theater and get your drink on like a high tom titty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:47:13 No.30674818 Report

Quoted By: >>30674986

>>30674388

I have two friends who have that vape. It gets me fucked every time. I use about .4 every time in the Magic Flight and it gets the job done

GhostFace !Vic./Xa1zM

GhostFace !Vic./Xa1zM Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:47:15 No.30674822 Report

Quoted By:

That looks so good rn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:49:38 No.30674882 Report

Quoted By:

>>30674548
I realize it isn't really but to go from the half asleep state I was before the movie to that was pretty crazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:51:35 No.30674933 Report

Quoted By:

>>30674710
haha time to an hero

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:52:43 No.30674972 Report

Quoted By: >>30675051

>>30674809
>drinking at the cinema
fuck that shit you can't take it seriously.

We spent the entire film acting like niggers.

Ended up making everyone in the theatre laugh at a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:53:11 No.30674986 Report

Quoted By:

>>30674818
i should try to find someone who has it, not about to spend another hundredsomething bucks on yet another vaporizer without testing it first. the iolite is decent enough, i just wish it was more economic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:54:06 No.30675013 Report

Quoted By:

>>30674533
You stayed up a whole 5 hours? You fucking boss.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:55:08 No.30675045 Report

Quoted By: >>30675149

>mfw I work at a movie theater and I still sneak in food

nigga, even with my employee discount shit's still expensive

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:55:21 No.30675051 Report

Quoted By: >>30675085

>>30674972
>we spent the entire film acting like niggers
I love doing this in crowded theaters. Me and my buds usually occupy a corner of the theater and hoot and holler like we've never been civilized. The movie just drones on and we eventually come down, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:56:46 No.30675085 Report

Quoted By: >>30675115

>>30675051
I wonder what it'd be like to watch a film on ecstasy.

Still never been to the cinema baked though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:57:39 No.30675115 Report

Quoted By: >>30675139

>>30675085
That's the one substance I've never done. And not for lack of trying. No one ever carries that shit. It's ridiculous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:58:41 No.30675139 Report

Quoted By:

>>30675115
Damn, sucks to be you, over here it's hard NOT to get ecstasy.
In fact getting ecstasy on loan is easier than weed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 01:59:05 No.30675149 Report

Quoted By:

>>30675045
This. I can get up to four tickets for free for any showing that I personally attend, though, so at least I don't have to pay for that shit.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:02:09 No.30675234 Report

Quoted By: >>30675272

>tfw the movie theater is just an extended part of your room because you fart, smoke, eat and fuck while watching movies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:02:18 No.30675239 Report

Quoted By: >>30675298

oh god my dick that burger looks pretty OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:03:11 No.30675272 Report

Quoted By: >>30675668

>>30675234
Wait what

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:03:47 No.30675286 Report

Quoted By: >>30675357

>walk into the theater eating a hamburger and drinking a cold soda out of a straw
>hand the drink to the ticket guy
>give him my ticket
>take the drink back and continue to the theater
>um sir... you can't bring that food in here
>stop and look him in the eyes
>oh you must be new here, this is America
>enjoy the credits while finishing my burger and soda

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:04:14 No.30675298 Report

Quoted By: >>30675332

>>30675239
Wendys has the best burgers. Never any Wendys around any cinemas, though, and for good reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:05:00 No.30675311 Report

Quoted By: >>30675878

After reading this thread I want to smuggle tacos and bourbon into the next film I go to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:05:39 No.30675332 Report

Quoted By: >>30675445

>>30675298
Fuck you americans are so lucky having all this fast food shit I tried Wendy's and IHOP once they are 1000x better than the fucking only things we have here: Mcdonalds, kFc and Burger king

Never had a taco
or a chick-fila whatever the fuck that is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:06:40 No.30675357 Report

Quoted By: >>30675490

>>30675286
you took till the credits to finish a burger? shit story

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:10:13 No.30675443 Report

Quoted By:

Where is that burger from? And yes I smuggle popcorn and soda/water into the theater nearly everytime I go. Im paying 8-11 dollars a POP and they expect me to throw down another 7 dollars for a bag of popcorn that I wont eat in 4 minutes during the previews? And they over fill the cups with ice like ass holes.

Where is that burger from

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:10:21 No.30675445 Report

Quoted By: >>30675462 >>30675488

>>30675332
u german too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:11:14 No.30675462 Report

Quoted By: >>30675525

>>30675445
No

Scottish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:11:37 No.30675475 Report

Quoted By:

Yeah brought some spaghetti in once, a deli sandwich, and a hamboiga.

While I am indeed American this was not all at once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:12:06 No.30675488 Report

Quoted By:

>>30675445
No.

Scottish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:12:09 No.30675490 Report

Quoted By: >>30675539

>>30675357
He saved it man. He enjoys a good AMERICAN burger with his AMERICAN credits. Are you not AMERICAN enough?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:13:42 No.30675525 Report

Quoted By: >>30675594

>>30675462
don't fucking complain then, i've been to your country and you can get decent burgers ANYWHERE, pubs, delis, wherever. come to germany and see how you like it and then think twice before you complain about fastfood in scottland again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:14:29 No.30675539 Report

Quoted By: >>30675555

>>30675490
If he was eating a burger during the credits, how did he clap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:15:08 No.30675555 Report

Quoted By:

>>30675539
With his feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:15:53 No.30675575 Report

Quoted By: >>30675918

>>30673959
Pasadena? Was it at the arclight?
Fuck South Pasadena High School, btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:16:31 No.30675594 Report

Quoted By: >>30675638

>>30675525
I haven't found a decent place to get a burger anywhere near where I live, KFC is miles away.
I went to Spain and there were a few fucking amazing takeouts that cooked better burgers than Mcdonalds and better chicken than KFC could ever try

CrateBagSoup !noxb0sc6m2

CrateBagSoup !noxb0sc6m2 Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:17:42 No.30675625 Report

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Eh, smuggled beer a few times. never actual food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:18:08 No.30675638 Report

Quoted By: >>30675661 >>30675734

>>30675594
well at least you have haggis... oh wait that shit sucks dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:18:53 No.30675661 Report

Quoted By: >>30675755

>>30675638
I wouldn't know I've never tried it

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:19:14 No.30675668 Report

Quoted By:

>>30675272
He's saying that short of sleeping the theater is like an extended part of his room. And he's right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:19:28 No.30675673 Report

Quoted By:

>>30672328
Popcorn isn't supposed to be filling you fatass.

>>30672356
>$5
Thats about how much it costs ANYWHERE BUT the theater

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:22:37 No.30675734 Report

Quoted By: >>30675789

>>30675638
Haggis is terrific you pleb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:23:29 No.30675755 Report

Quoted By:

>>30675661
me neither i was just trying to make a joke about scottish food
where do you live if there aren't any decent burger places around? i've only been to edinburgh, there where plenty of good burger places but i guess comparing edinburgh to the rest of scottland is like comparing berlin to the rest of germany

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:23:44 No.30675761 Report

Quoted By: >>30675786

>went to IMAX to see Hobbit
>ticket alone was $15
>got a bottle of vitamin water and a pack of sour patch kids
>was charged $14

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:23:52 No.30675763 Report

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I watch all my movies at Alamo Drafthouse and get drunk off of Guinness with a fantastic Royale with Cheese.

Why smuggle anything in?

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:24:36 No.30675782 Report

Quoted By: >>30675859 >>30675898

Me and my roommate brought 2 full bottles of this to see the Avengers, one bottle each.
It was fucking hilarious, no one cared...until I had to get up at least 3 times during the movie to take a leak

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:24:44 No.30675786 Report

Quoted By:

>>30675761
jesus

>going to see movies in theaters
>not buying your food from low cost bulk outlets and watching from the comfort of your own home/apartment
>not being able to pause the movie to go to the washroom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:24:49 No.30675789 Report

Quoted By: >>30675882

>>30675734
how does it taste, i'm beginning to regret not having tried it when i was in scottland

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:27:58 No.30675859 Report

Quoted By: >>30675998

>>30675782

>piss three times from one bottle of beer

Are you 60 lbs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:28:32 No.30675878 Report

Quoted By: >>30675959

>>30675311
>tacos and bourbon
You're playing russian roulette with your asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:28:43 No.30675882 Report

Quoted By: >>30675963

>>30675789
Hard to describe - very rich, smooth mellow oats, bit of liver taste, beef, onions - it's sort of like a big moist sausage mixed with heavy stuffing.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:29:09 No.30675898 Report

Quoted By: >>30675925

>>30675782
haha what

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:29:50 No.30675918 Report

Quoted By: >>30676172

>>30675575
>Arclight in Pasadena
My friend works there. Gets me free tickets and shit. They don't check your bag there. Eeryone is pretty chill from the gist of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:30:05 No.30675925 Report

Quoted By: >>30676038

>>30675898
gb2/b/

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:31:27 No.30675959 Report

Quoted By:

>>30675878
My anus is a constant source of danger - that's just how I roll baby

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:31:35 No.30675963 Report

Quoted By: >>30675991

>>30675882
real sausage taste (ie european) or those dreadful english ones they serve at breakfast?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:32:37 No.30675991 Report

Quoted By: >>30676052 >>30676057

>>30675963
Oh god no - european. Those white things are... I don't even know what they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:32:46 No.30675998 Report

Quoted By:

>>30675859
no im really skinny, beer makes me piss a lot

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:34:24 No.30676038 Report

Quoted By:

>>30675925
Why would I do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:34:43 No.30676045 Report

Quoted By:

Fun fact: Theaters make more money selling popcorn and shit than with the tickets, since it costs them a fuckload of cash to get the rights to show the films

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:34:58 No.30676052 Report

Quoted By:

>>30675991
fuck me that sounds tasty as fuck then... gonna have to go to scottland again soon, thanks for recommending it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:35:14 No.30676057 Report

Quoted By: >>30676133

>>30675991
No. I need an answer. What the fuck ARE those white things? Looks like dog dicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:38:24 No.30676129 Report

Quoted By: >>30676176

>get a fucking halloween-level bag of candy and a soda at the Price Chopper across the street for like $6
>hold them underneath my coat while walking in
>spending lots of money avoided
>cum a little bit
>enjoy the movie

been doing this for years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:38:29 No.30676133 Report

Quoted By: >>30676243 >>30676299 >>30676384

>>30676057
Seriously I don't know - I got a sausage roll earlier this week, and it had those things in it. They didn't even have a sausage texture - they were almost like fatty compressed bread or something - it was awful. I'm not a man to waste food, but that got chucked pretty quickly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:39:50 No.30676172 Report

Quoted By: >>30676198

>>30675918
That's why I was surprised when I read "Pasadena". Arclight Pasadena is probably one of my favorite theaters in SoCal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:40:05 No.30676176 Report

Quoted By:

>>30676129
>candy and cum stained underwear
It's like I'm really at home

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:40:43 No.30676193 Report

Quoted By:

No, but one time my friends brought four sandwiches and a few bags of chips.

Iceman

Iceman Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:40:57 No.30676198 Report

Quoted By:

>>30676172
Hell yeah, motherfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:41:51 No.30676221 Report

Quoted By:

>>30672356

$13.75 here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:42:46 No.30676243 Report

Quoted By: >>30676384

>>30676133
tell me about it... as i mentioned earlier, i used to volunteer at an english care home and lived there over the course of my stay, so i had to eat what they served and they didn't serve anything but those filthy abominations and those black blood cake thingys that are even worse for breakfast on mondays AND thursdays, shit was not cash at all

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:43:18 No.30676255 Report

Quoted By: >>30676309

>>30673527
>not eating them before the movie and continuing to eat them during

plebian

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:43:25 No.30676262 Report

Quoted By: >>30676347

>>30672356

Where the hell are you? That combo is over ten dollars where I live.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:44:31 No.30676296 Report

Quoted By:

I remember seeing a post on /tv/ where a guy smuggled in two or three bottles of beer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:44:40 No.30676299 Report

Quoted By:

>>30676133
i also get the wasting food thing, i used to give people shit for not finishing their food but not anymore dude, not anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:45:09 No.30676309 Report

Quoted By: >>30676346

>>30676255
>not hiding a 12 foot bong and 2 lbs of weed under your trenchcoat
do you even weed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:46:33 No.30676346 Report

Quoted By:

>>30676309
>not walking into a movie theater smoking your 12 foot bong
do YOU even weed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:46:34 No.30676347 Report

Quoted By: >>30676370 >>30676413

>>30676262
lucky Americans. where I live, popcorn costs over ten euros, which is something like 15 dollars

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:47:22 No.30676370 Report

Quoted By: >>30676408 >>30676429 >>30676444

>>30676347
Guess it's time to start smuggling chicken, huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:48:08 No.30676384 Report

Quoted By: >>30676436 >>30676464 >>30676475 >>30676708

>>30676243
>>30676133
that's what i meant by blood cake thingy, apparently they're called black pudding. if anyone ever offers you one of those, punch said person in the face for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:48:48 No.30676408 Report

Quoted By:

>>30676370
chicken is even more expensive, and pretty terrible quality too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:48:53 No.30676413 Report

Quoted By: >>30676564

>>30676347
>lucky Americans. where I live, popcorn costs over ten euros, which is something like 15 dollars
How much are crab legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:49:23 No.30676429 Report

Quoted By: >>30676488 >>30676587

>>30676370
>implying I don't run the biggest chicken smuggling ring in the west of europe
You don't even understand the power I control.

I can get any kinds of chicken with a snap of my hand.

Roast chicken
Fried Chicken
Boiled Chicken
Chicken legs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:49:29 No.30676436 Report

Quoted By: >>30676468 >>30676475 >>30676708

>>30676384
fuck, what's with me forgetting to add pics tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:49:46 No.30676444 Report

Quoted By: >>30676494

>>30676370
Europoors probably have horse contaminants in their chicken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:50:26 No.30676464 Report

Quoted By: >>30676590 >>30676708

>>30676384
Oh, black pudding, yeah that's a bit odd. I find if you slice it and then grill the fuck out of it so it's really crisp on top it's actually pretty good. If you just get it warm, it's horrendous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:50:28 No.30676468 Report

Quoted By: >>30676590

>>30676436
It looks like a brownie. How can you europoors fuck up a brownie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:50:37 No.30676475 Report

Quoted By: >>30676548 >>30676590 >>30676708

>>30676436
>>30676384
Are you fucking joking?
Black pudding is delicious

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:51:15 No.30676488 Report

Quoted By:

>>30676429
>You are now aware that your chicken is Romanian horse

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:51:25 No.30676494 Report

Quoted By:

>>30676444
Americans have artificial horse in their burgers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:52:55 No.30676548 Report

Quoted By: >>30676601 >>30676708 >>30676727

>>30676475
What the fuck is wrong with england?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:52:57 No.30676549 Report

Quoted By: >>30676601 >>30676648 >>30676708

Those white sausages shits are liverwurst, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:53:20 No.30676564 Report

Quoted By: >>30676754

>>30676413
>crab legs
if those are available in this country, it's in some restaurant where you can't get without mob connections

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:53:49 No.30676580 Report

Quoted By: >>30676608 >>30676782

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CLAPIFATS?

Why are you eating food and shit in the cinema? I honestly don't care if you guys are trolling me, in fact I seriously hope you are.

WHY DO YOU BRING FOOD INTO THE MOVIES?

FAT ASS FATASSES ADHD PLEBS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:54:08 No.30676587 Report

Quoted By:

>>30676429
This post made my night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:54:19 No.30676590 Report

Quoted By: >>30676655 >>30676704

>>30676464
ok maybe it was just the kitchen staff fucking them up then, they couldn't cook for shit
>>30676468
they're made of blood, they look like brownies but they couldn't taste any more different
>>30676475
the ones i had weren't, either you had better ones or you have shitty english taste, the english people at the home had no issues stuffing that shit down their throats

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:54:32 No.30676601 Report

Quoted By: >>30676708

>>30676548
I tried to make a list but it said my post was too long. ;_;

>>30676549
No, nothing like that - liverwurst is actually recognisable as food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:54:39 No.30676608 Report

Quoted By:

>>30676580
>Why are you eating food and shit in the cinema?
I'm a big guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:55:46 No.30676648 Report

Quoted By:

>>30676549
fuck no, liverwurst is delicious, they're nothing alike

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:56:01 No.30676655 Report

Quoted By: >>30676710

>>30676590
>a brownie of blood
What the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:57:52 No.30676704 Report

Quoted By: >>30676785

>>30676590
They are fucking delicious but get shit if you eat too many.

I'm not even english faggoto

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:57:57 No.30676708 Report

Quoted By: >>30676851

>>30676601
>>30676548
>>30676549
>>30676475
>>30676464
>>30676436
>>30676384

English cuisine is objectively shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:58:03 No.30676710 Report

Quoted By:

>>30676655
i know right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:58:04 No.30676712 Report

Quoted By: >>30676761 >>30676842 >>30676881

Speaking of europoor food what the fuck is a kipper?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:58:42 No.30676727 Report

Quoted By:

>>30676548
I don't know, I'm not english, but they are actually really good cooked properly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:59:22 No.30676754 Report

Quoted By:

>>30676564
No popcorn, no crab. What hellish place do you live in, man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:59:33 No.30676761 Report

Quoted By:

>>30676712
It's some kind of smoked fish

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 02:59:35 No.30676764 Report

Quoted By: >>30676812 >>30676814 >>30676823 >>30676875

England ain't got nothing on Finnish blood sausage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:00:36 No.30676782 Report

Quoted By:

>>30676580
>Why are you eating food and shit in the cinema?
Who said they were eating shit in the cinema?

Maybe it was a Baby Ruth, and you were mistaken

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:00:44 No.30676785 Report

Quoted By: >>30676907

>>30676704
confirmed for shit taste, if you can make it through your first bite of these without gagging it's time to off yourself
again, this does not apply if the ones i had where just badly made

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:01:49 No.30676812 Report

Quoted By:

>>30676764
Looks like a Rottweiler left you a surprise atop a bed of vanilla ice cream

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:01:56 No.30676814 Report

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>>30676764
What is with you barbarians making special treats out of blood?
It's probably human blood too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:02:15 No.30676823 Report

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>>30676764
I bet your blood sausages don't even have BSE or horseblood in them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:02:43 No.30676842 Report

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>>30676712
Kippers are little smoked fish.
Real tasty, and I'm saying this without any limey nationalism. I'm american

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:03:19 No.30676849 Report

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>>30672406

Here's to feeling good all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:03:19 No.30676851 Report

Quoted By: >>30676900 >>30676925 >>30676936 >>30676958 >>30676997

>>30676708
It's true, didn't want to believe it at first but it's true. they fry EVERYTHING, I've never been to america but i can't imagine a cuisine more unhealthy. and the worst part is the fried shit doesn't even taste good! if you're gonna have a heart attack because of what you eat then the food should at least be enjoyable!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:04:24 No.30676875 Report

Quoted By: >>30676918

>>30676764
That entire meal is like 60% horse. You've been duped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:04:35 No.30676881 Report

Quoted By: >>30676937

>>30676712
Kippers are tasty as fuck - smoked fish. Awful lot of bones though, and everything in a five mile radius smells like smoked fish when you cook them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:05:21 No.30676900 Report

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>>30676851
>and the worst part is the fried shit doesn't even taste good!
Sounds like a backwards Atlanta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:05:40 No.30676907 Report

Quoted By: >>30676938 >>30676941 >>30676977

>>30676785
Or maybe you are just a faggot who can't eat anything if it's not dunked in ketchup and has some sort of "Mc" or "Big" in it's name

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:06:12 No.30676918 Report

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>>30676875
yeah, even that jam is made from horses

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:06:27 No.30676925 Report

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>>30676851
So what fried stuff did you find then?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:06:56 No.30676936 Report

Quoted By: >>30676972

>>30676851
That's not fair - we actually DEEP fry a lot of it.

>mfw I googled how to best cook sausages, and found a recipe from Brittland that started off with "fill a deep frying pan halfway with oil"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:06:56 No.30676937 Report

Quoted By: >>30676994

>>30676881
I've never cooked them. I eat them straight out of the can, with crackers

Aaaaand that's my recommended allowance of sodium for the rest of the week

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:06:57 No.30676938 Report

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>>30676907
nice try

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:07:01 No.30676941 Report

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>>30676907
>insulting ketchup
No this nigga didn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:07:43 No.30676955 Report

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This has to be archived for the future population.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:07:49 No.30676958 Report

Quoted By: >>30677043

>>30676851
>the fried shit doesn't even taste good!
Confirmed for only eating at fast food restaurants

Try harder, amateur

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:08:16 No.30676969 Report

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>>30676938
thanks you shit eating cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:08:19 No.30676972 Report

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>>30676936
why on earth would you want to cook those awful things

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:08:33 No.30676977 Report

Quoted By: >>30677016 >>30677025

>>30676907
Butthurt yuropoor who has never tried real american food detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:09:20 No.30676994 Report

Quoted By: >>30677037

>>30676937
You should buy a few fresh ones from a fishmonger - they're pretty cheap. Rinse them off, put one on a plate, dot it with butter, put a slice of lemon on it, then half a lemon's juice, then microwave it for a few minutes. Serve it with buttered toast. Awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:09:27 No.30676997 Report

Quoted By: >>30677064

>>30676851
>I've never been to america but i can't imagine a cuisine more unhealthy

Well, it's worse in America.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:09:48 No.30677006 Report

Quoted By: >>30677016 >>30677024

Tip:
If you think American cuisine is hamburgers and hot dogs, then you don't know half of squat about American food

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2013 03:10:11 No.30677016 Report

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>>30676977
>>30677006
mah niggaz

Anonymous

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