>>6306220Hey guys, imagine if someone posted faptastic links and this thread would be archived for the future generations. Just think of it.
>>6306239>You will die aloneEverybody dies alone.
>and painfullyMost likely, yes. But not by death penalty. As I don't live in Amerikkka or any other shithole.
>you fucking pervertPlease be a woman, because if you are then you just gave me a boner.
>die in hellWhoops, seems like you accidentally superstition.
>go fuck yourself up the arse with a corkscrewIf the corkscrew was big enough, at least 4" in girth, and it wouldn't have a spike in its head, then I would be curious about trying that.