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Hello my name is Professor Oac, I understand that many of you have questions about this pokemon. I am here to tell you that yes they are safe to eat. The smell given off of them is just extra nutrition that the sun rays try to steal to give to the moon. If the sun gives the moon rays it will make more grimer than what we want so make sure to eat plenty of these pokemon. Children are easy to force to eat them because children are not strong and are easily forced to do things. That is all.