>>11648869We started singing
“Bye bye Master Trainer” and I
Flew my Ho-oh to the plateau
But the Elite 4 was shy
And good old boys were drinking potions and ‘vives singing
“Gonna EV train till I die
Gonna EV train till I die”
Oh, we were all in a distorted place
Galactic leader was lost in space
With no time left to start again
So come on, Vulpix be nimble, Vulpix be quick
Vulpix flash fired on a Litwick
Cause fire is a Houndoom’s only friend.
Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My Balls were clenched in fists of rage.
No Pokemon in hell
Could break that Houndoom’s spell.
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Houndoom howling with delight
The day our teammates died
He was singing,
“Bye bye Master Trainer” and I
Flew my Ho-oh to the plateau
But the Elite 4 was shy
And good old boys were drinking potions and ‘vives singing
“Gonna EV train till I die
Gonna EV train till I die”
I met a girl whose name was Blue
And I asked her how to get a Mew,
But she just smiled and turned away.
I went down to my hometown small
Where I’d declared my goal to catch them all
But the man there said the children wouldn’t play.
And in the streets the Loudred screamed
The Azurill cried and the Munna dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The metagame was broken
And the one man I admired most
I speak, of course, of Samuel Oak
He hopped on a boat and left the coast
The day our teammates died
And he was singing,
“Bye bye Master Trainer” and I
Flew my Ho-oh to the plateau
But the Elite 4 was shy,
And good old boys were drinking potions and ‘vives singing
“Gonna EV train till I die
Gonna EV train till I die”
We were singing
“Bye bye Master Trainer” and I
Flew my Ho-oh to the plateau
But the Elite 4 was shy
And good old boys were drinking potions and ‘vives singing
“Gonna EV train till I die”
MISSION FUCKING COMPLETE.