In memory of...
Yoko the Weepinbell, who we swear was much hotter in person
Nia the Butterfree, a gentle girl whom Simon loved
Viral the Kadabra, who was totally badass even with a shitty nature
AIDSDHD, aka Bro, the Mankey. Though you died early on, your spirit would be remembered throughout.
Spiral the Omastar, who was given a body for the final battle, so Lordgenomme may have been a better name in hindsight.
Opalescence, Opal for short, the Meowth, struck down in a cruel inversion of Cat and Mouse
Gnawty the Rattata, who was very promising, but sacrificed her life so Brock would fall. Top percentage isn't enough to describe you.
Nidoqueen the Pouncellor, whom Bored may have loved and cared about more than any other teammate.
Scoots the Marowak, who fought bravely, refusing to shed any tears for her mother until after the blood was done doing the same.
Dracoolora the Crobat, who grew to trust Bored so much she sacrificed herself for him.
Fef, the Gyarados empress, whose death led to Misty being six-way gangraped.
Ayane, who would likely still be here today had it not been for FUCKING DOUBLESLAP.
I AmLegend the Articuno, who redeemed himself and fought bravely against his former master.
Maria the Pidgeotto, who was the weakest member of Bored's team until he believed in her enough to make her a great teammate early on.
And MARIJUWANA the Bulbasaur, struck down far too early and unfairly, whose death weighed most heavily upon Bored.
None of you shall be forgotten. Even as Bored stands alone on Mt. Silver, never speaking, he thinks of you daily. And of Simon...
