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Dear all remaining fans and friends,
Can anyone on this exhausted board still recall the golden era of /tr/?
Back when Generation V announcements and speculations were everywhere, and when original content oozed from the walls as a result of the incitement of these announcements, when /tr/ wasn't afraid to fuck around with other boards, and most importantly, remember when my kind was everywhere, not only on this board, but on 4chan as a whole? If you can't reinstate yourself to these times, let me tell you that we were as inordinately and invariably smug as possible, constantly slithering our way into the hearts of the people on this very board, before we began skittering into every corner on the internet.
In our hubris, we thought that our prevalence would trump the likes of the likable Mudkip and slothful Slowpoke. We even had the fleet to do so. We had the stealthy Solid Smugleaf, the charmingly psychotic Yandere Smugleaf, the lustfully attractive Slutleaf, and best of all, we had yours truly, with my own show alongside a palpable paycheck to boot. I had the Ph.D in richness, I had the bowtie, complete with cane and top hat, and I had the intelligence of a Poképrofessor. I had everything I dreamed of as a child. The future was so bright for us, we needed shades.
However, the times were unfriendly to us. When B&W came out and it turned out our stats were unfavorable, people began to lose interest in us and quickly began to throw us into obscurity. The spotlight was on us and yet it crashed on us. Solid Snivy disappeared, never to be seen again. Yandere Smugleaf took her knife and stabbed herself with it. Slutleaf perished from a Pokéblock overdose. The final Curse in the Cofagrigus was the cancellation of my show. It destroyed any chance of us becoming big names in the pokemon universe like we had dreamed, and the only survivors of our legacy include a domino-obsessed mental anomaly and a homosexually active knockoff of our Knife Smugleaf. It was over.