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/vp/, I’m in desperate need of your help.
I rubbed a genie lamp and now I’ve been presented with three wishes. Of course, I’m going to wish for Pokémon to be real. However, I suspect he’s one of those mischievous type genies that will try his best to twist my wish in some awful way. This is where I need your help.
He says he’s completely fine with a contractual wish with a long list of constrictive clauses, as long as they pertain to a single wish and do not construe an additional wish; I can wish for a fish or a blue fish in a tank, but I can’t wish a blue fish in a tank and world peace.
Let’s build the best wish possible to make our dream come true without some cataclysm thrown into the mix. The genie says he’s a patient demigod, and I offered him whatever’s in my pantry, so there’s no time constraint.