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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:25:53 No.11767541 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: Strange as hell, creepy, completely unrealistic, or just funny Pokedex entries.

Duskull.
"It loves the crying of children."
The rest of the entry isn't even necessary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:27:45 No.11767561 Report

Quoted By: >>11767584

Inb4 Hypno, Spoink, Marowak, Yamask, Cacturne, Drifblim entries

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:29:29 No.11767581 Report

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Finneon
"It often impersonates butterflies, to make children let their guard down."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:29:40 No.11767584 Report

Quoted By: >>11767627 >>11769696

>>11767561
all of these are fair game then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:30:37 No.11767595 Report

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Finneon
"It often impersonates butterflies, as to make children let their guard down."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:32:10 No.11767611 Report

Quoted By: >>11767645

Lampent.
"It arrives near the moment of death and steals spirit from the body."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:34:19 No.11767627 Report

Quoted By: >>11767638 >>11768130 >>11768158

>>11767584
>Charizard - It spits fire hot enough to melt boulders

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:34:51 No.11767633 Report

Quoted By: >>11767644

Its hooves are 10 times harder than diamonds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:35:16 No.11767638 Report

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>>11767627
it wishes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:36:06 No.11767644 Report

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>>11767633
Remember, guys, the Mohs scales goes by scratching, not smashing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:36:08 No.11767645 Report

Quoted By: >>11767651

>>11767611
I'm sure people really LAMENT the arrival of that Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:36:47 No.11767651 Report

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>>11767645
dohohoho

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:37:36 No.11767654 Report

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>It can topple an Indian elephant by enveloping the prey in two seconds.
>It can topple an Indian elephant
>Indian elephant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:39:32 No.11767662 Report

Quoted By: >>11767668 >>11767743

Kadabra
"It happened one morning - a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:40:36 No.11767668 Report

Quoted By: >>11767678

>>11767662
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:41:50 No.11767676 Report

Quoted By: >>11767686

Mewtwo
"It happened one morning - a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:41:53 No.11767678 Report

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>>11767668
Scary, ain't it?
Emerald:
It is rumored that a boy with psychic abilities suddenly transformed into Kadabra while he was assisting research into extrasensory powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:42:16 No.11767683 Report

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>Kyurem
>It can produce ultracold air. Its body is frozen.

...informative.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:42:37 No.11767686 Report

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>>11767676
You pasted wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:43:05 No.11767691 Report

Quoted By: >>11767695

Mewtwo
It is rumored that a boy with psychic abilities suddenly transformed into Kadabra while he was assisting research into extrasensory powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:43:13 No.11767693 Report

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If you overthink it, all dex entries can be creepy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:43:45 No.11767695 Report

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>>11767691
Uh...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:44:22 No.11767698 Report

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Raichu
>Its electric charges can reach even 100,000 volts. Careless contact can cause even an Indian elephant to faint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:44:33 No.11767701 Report

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Mewtwo
It can produce ultracold air. Its body is frozen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:45:08 No.11767708 Report

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The fate of the ships and crew that wander into Jellicent's habitat: all sunken, all lost, all vanished.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:45:40 No.11767713 Report

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Although Gorebyss is the very picture of elegance and beauty while swimming, it is also cruel. When it spots prey, this Pokémon inserts its thin mouth into the prey's body and drains the prey of its body fluids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:45:47 No.11767717 Report

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Mewtwo
Its electric charges can reach even 100,000 volts. Careless contact can cause even an Indian elephant to faint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:46:50 No.11767725 Report

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No.317 Mewtwo

Honeybee Pokemon

ROCK BUG

HT 5′02″
WT 88.8 lbs.

Be careful if you encounter Mewtwo in the icebergs. It will attack with its large mouth. It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:48:27 No.11767734 Report

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Mewtwo
Mewtwo's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:48:28 No.11767735 Report

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Mewtwo
This Pokémon has electricity-storing pouches on its cheeks. These appear to become electrically charged during the night while Mewtwo sleeps. It occasionally discharges electricity when it is dozy after waking up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:49:16 No.11767743 Report

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>>11767662
Kadabra
"It happened one morning - an Indian Elephant with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:49:57 No.11767747 Report

Quoted By: >>11767763

Mewtwo
"It happened one morning - an Indian Elephant with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:51:38 No.11767763 Report

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>>11767747
I am laughing so hard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:52:39 No.11767772 Report

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ITT: http://exp777 . cs . land . to/dexgen/?p=&l=en

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:52:53 No.11767774 Report

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Using their very hot, flame-covered tongues, they burn through Durant's steel bodies and consume their insides.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:54:11 No.11767788 Report

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Using their very hot, flame-covered tongues, they burn through Durant's steel bodies and consume their insides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:55:39 No.11767803 Report

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Mewtwo
It happened one morning, using its droppings to keep themselves warm, it produced ultracold air, freezing the Indian Elephant whose hooves were 10 times harder than the spirits of Kadabra's thin mouth draining its prey's body fluids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 03:55:44 No.11767806 Report

Quoted By: >>11767850

Well vespiquen is a living bee hive, with hollowed out holes on the bottom of it where bees live, eat, mate and attack from.
Pretty nasty

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 04:01:29 No.11767850 Report

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>>11767806
The world's deadliest queef.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 04:01:59 No.11767859 Report

Quoted By: >>11767963

Mewtwo:
It's so stinky! Muk's body contains toxic elements, and any Indian Elephant will wilt when it passes by.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 04:03:06 No.11767867 Report

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Well Mewtwo is a living bee hive, with hollowed out holes on the bottom of it where bees live, eat, mate and attack from.
Pretty nasty

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 04:10:12 No.11767929 Report

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Mewtwo
Using their very hot, flame-covered tongues, they burn through Mewtwo's steel bodies and consume their insides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 04:12:41 No.11767963 Report

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>>11767859
Mewtwo:
It's so stinky! Kadabra's body wakes up as children, and any Indian Elephant will wilt whem it passes by.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 04:24:57 No.11768066 Report

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I'm cracking up over this whole thread. Holy shit, /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 04:29:01 No.11768094 Report

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Mewtwo'm cracking up over this whole thread. Holy shit, /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 04:34:00 No.11768130 Report

Quoted By: >>11768148

>>11767627
>can melt boulders
>can't melt pebbles

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 04:35:46 No.11768148 Report

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>>11768130

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 04:37:46 No.11768158 Report

Quoted By: >>11781704

>>11767627
Mewtwo
It spits Indian Elephants hot enough to melt Kadabra

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 07:09:50 No.11769483 Report

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Vespiquen
"Its abdomen is a honeycomb for grubs. It raises its grubs on honey collected by Combee"

There are literally like maggots and shit crawling around inside of it, and then Combee bring honey and SHOVE IT INSIDE THE VESPIQUEN. What the fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 07:25:27 No.11769625 Report

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Mewtwo

"Its abdomen is a honeycomb for grubs. It raises its grubs on honey collected by Mewtwo"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 07:28:14 No.11769645 Report

Quoted By: >>11769763

Kadabra

"Its abdomen is a honeycomb for Indian Elephants. It raises its Indian Elephants on 100,000 Volts collected by Vespiquen."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 07:30:23 No.11769664 Report

Quoted By: >>11769706

Ponyta
"Its hooves are 10 times harder than Indian Elephants."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 07:33:36 No.11769695 Report

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Kadabra
"It happened one morning. A boy woke up with hooves that were 10 times harder than Indian Elephants."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 07:33:36 No.11769696 Report

Quoted By: >>11782119

>>11767584
You know I've always wondered something. If Wartortle can live for up to 10,000 years, how long can Blastoise live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 07:33:58 No.11769700 Report

Quoted By: >>11773447

Mewchu

It's hooves are so grubs it can wake up as an indian elephants at a Talking Heads concert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 07:34:33 No.11769706 Report

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>>11769664
"It happened one morning - a diamond with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into an Indian Elephant."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 07:38:52 No.11769760 Report

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Mewtwo
"It arrives near the moment of death and steals Indian Elephants from the frozen body using its very hot, flame-covered tongue."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 07:39:07 No.11769763 Report

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>>11769645
dear lord, Im laughing too much

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 07:39:14 No.11769765 Report

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Mewtwo
"It happened one morning - raichu accidnetaly woke up a 100,000 watt charge 10x harder than indian elephants and became a honeycomb for grubs, it raises this flame-covered tongue to insert it's thin mouth into ultracold gas.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 07:40:18 No.11769775 Report

Quoted By: >>11769794 >>11769813 >>11769818 >>11782942

I'm not knocking you guys for having fun, but am I the only one who doesn't find any of this funny at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 07:43:12 No.11769794 Report

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>>11769775
Yes

And leave with that example of grotesque anatomy you dragged in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 07:44:48 No.11769813 Report

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>>11769775

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 07:45:13 No.11769818 Report

Quoted By:

>>11769775
No, no you are not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 07:50:47 No.11769870 Report

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Mewtwo, the hard hoove pokemon.

Mewtwo uses it's ultracold flame tounge to steal the spirit of 100,000 volts. It happened one morning- in a pinch, it could render enough indian elephants to melt boulders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 08:02:06 No.11769954 Report

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Kadabra:

It loves the crying of Indian Elephants who are hives for grubs that woke up one morning as a Kadabra.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 08:03:53 No.11769967 Report

Quoted By: >>11769970 >>11775142

you guys need to fucking stop because im on the verge of peeing myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 08:04:55 No.11769970 Report

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>>11769967
Well tough luck. We will never stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 08:06:51 No.11769989 Report

Quoted By: >>11769997

Mewtwo
Was first man-made Pokemon also he could walk the dinosaur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 08:07:53 No.11769997 Report

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>>11769989
Anon
The first indian elephant mewtwo ever directed to
>>>/b/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 08:09:55 No.11770013 Report

Quoted By: >>11770617

It happened one morning - an indian elephant that peed himself in laughter awoke in bed weak to fighting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 08:10:57 No.11770019 Report

Quoted By: >>11773456

Mewtwo

The fate of indian elephants that wander into vespiquin's 100,000 volt charges. All woken. All one morning. All Kadabra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 08:11:26 No.11770025 Report

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Mewtwo
Neckbeard Pokemon
Goes too McDonald's and masturbates in the bathroom to loli girls while eating bigmacs. Using his tears of loneliness as very good lube.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 08:14:02 No.11770046 Report

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Indian Elephant: It is nothing and yet it is sentient. It floats gently at your side and cries when you try to become aware of it existence. Mournful sounds cannot be heard from its skull.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 08:23:37 No.11770129 Report

Quoted By: >>11770202

>Klinklang

The minigear spins at high speed. Then the energy from the red core charges the minigear to make it ready to fire.

SadCat

SadCat Mon 25 Mar 2013 08:26:10 No.11770151 Report

Quoted By:

This is the worst fucking thread I've seen all day and I will do nothing to improve it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 08:32:04 No.11770202 Report

Quoted By:

>>11770129
>The boy with extra-sensorial powers spins at 100,000 volts. Then the energy from the red Kadabra charges the honeycomb to make it ready to awoke turned into an indian elephant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 08:32:18 No.11770205 Report

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>Mewtwo

The Indian elephant spins at high speed. Then the energy from the hot, flame-covered tongue charges the kadabra to make it ready to fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 08:36:59 No.11770250 Report

Quoted By: >>11773471 >>11781722

Although Kadabra is the very picture of indian elephants and ships while swimming, it is also weak to fighting. When it spots hooves, this Pokémon inserts its thin children into the prey's body and drains the prey of its diamonds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 09:19:10 No.11770617 Report

Quoted By: >>11770623 >>11770913

>>11770013
Mewtwo
It happened one morning, he was outside playing some basketball...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 09:20:12 No.11770623 Report

Quoted By:

>>11770617
when he woke up being wise and a bird

Raguspan

Raguspan Mon 25 Mar 2013 09:55:08 No.11770913 Report

Quoted By: >>11774196

>>11770617
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in the neighborhood
It got in one little fight, and its mom got scared, and she said,
"You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 20:30:13 No.11773447 Report

Quoted By:

>>11769700
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN AWAAAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 20:31:31 No.11773456 Report

Quoted By:

>>11770019
My sides

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 20:33:55 No.11773471 Report

Quoted By:

>>11770250

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 21:43:21 No.11774050 Report

Quoted By: >>11774165

Yamask:

It's mask used to be it's face. Sometimes it looks at it and it cries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 21:56:17 No.11774165 Report

Quoted By:

>>11774050
yfw no face
tfw y really stands for Yamask

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 21:59:29 No.11774196 Report

Quoted By: >>11777521

>>11770913
north-eastern africa
born and raised
the palace is where I spent most of my days

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 21:59:57 No.11774201 Report

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Yamask:

Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was an Indian elephant. Sometimes they look at it and cry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:08:03 No.11774275 Report

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Mewtwo:
It's so stinky! Its abdomen is a honeycomb for boulders. Each of them carry a mask that used to be its Indian Elephant when it was a Kadabra. It spits fire hot enough to melt 100,000 volts harder than diamonds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:10:32 No.11774290 Report

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Mewtwo
If one utters a deep cry, many Kadabra gather quickly. For this, it is called "Elephant of India."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:12:27 No.11774303 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:13:35 No.11774313 Report

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Purugly:
It is a brazen brute that barges its way into another Pokémon's nest and claims it as its own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:14:06 No.11774317 Report

Quoted By:

Mewtwo
It is a brazen brute that barges its way into another Pokémon's nest and claims it as its own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:14:57 No.11774331 Report

Quoted By: >>11774338

Mewtwo
It is a brazen brute that barges its way into another Indian Elephant's Kadraba and claims it as its honeycomb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:15:30 No.11774338 Report

Quoted By:

>>11774331
>kadraba

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:16:18 No.11774348 Report

Quoted By:

ITT: Hindustani Phanpies

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:17:58 No.11774360 Report

Quoted By:

Yanmega
>This six-legged Pokémon is easily capable of transporting an adult in flight.

GUESS WHAT MOVE IT CAN'T LEARN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:18:04 No.11774362 Report

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It is a brazen boulder that barges its stink into another Indian Elephant's Kadabra and claims it as its honeycomb.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:19:27 No.11774375 Report

Quoted By: >>11777230

''Because it continually ate only its favorite fruit, the fruit started growing around its neck.''

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:19:55 No.11774380 Report

Quoted By:

Mewtwo
It is a molten mask harder than diamonds that barges its 100,000 volts into another Indian Elephant's Kadabra and claims it as its honeycomb. For this, it is called "Summoner of Night."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:20:06 No.11774384 Report

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Gengar:

Sometimes, on a dark night, your shadow thrown by a streetlight will suddenly and startlingly overtake you. It is actually a Gengar running past you, pretending to be your shadow. To steal the life of its target, it slips into the prey's shadow and silently waits for an opportunity. On the night of the full moon, if shadows move on their own and laugh, it must be Gengar's doing.

Neechee

Neechee Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:24:11 No.11774414 Report

Quoted By:

I'm dying here, someone archive this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:26:30 No.11774432 Report

Quoted By:

Mewtwo
It is a molten mask harder than diamonds that barges its 100,000 volts into another Indian Elephant's Kadabra and claims it as its honeycomb. To steal the favorite fruit of its target, it slips into the prey's six legs and silently waits for an opportunity For this, it is called "Summoner of Night."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:32:29 No.11774473 Report

Quoted By:

Cofagrigus:

It has been said that they swallow those who get too close and turn them into mummies. They like to eat gold nuggets.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:32:34 No.11774474 Report

Quoted By:

The muscles in its wings and legs are strong. It can easily fly while gripping a small Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:33:53 No.11774482 Report

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It is a molten mask harder than diamonds that barges its 100,000 volts into another Indian Elephant's Kadabra and claims it as its honeycomb. To steal the favorite fruit of its target, it slips into the small Pokémon's six legs and silently waits for a golden nugget. For this, it is called "Summoner of Night."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:34:38 No.11774488 Report

Quoted By:

Chandelure:
Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:38:00 No.11774513 Report

Quoted By:

Mewtwo
It is a molten mask harder than diamonds that barges its 100,000 volts into another Indian Elephant's Kadabra and claims it as its honeycomb. To steal the favorite fruit of its Chandelure, it slips into the small Pokémon's six legs and silently waits for a golden nugget. For this, it is called "Summoner of Night."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:38:30 No.11774517 Report

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My sides have crossed the seven planes of existence, to another African Elephant of mahogany doors. Goodnight, sweet Mewtwo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 23:12:38 No.11774844 Report

Quoted By:

Mewtwo:
It happened one morning- a Yamask woke up in bed with 100,000 volt Indian Elephant diamond hooves that ate fruit on necks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 23:25:02 No.11775005 Report

Quoted By:

Gloom in Yellow:
Smells incredibly foul! However, around 1 out of 1,000 people enjoy sniffing its nose-bending stink.

gamefreak pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 23:30:34 No.11775043 Report

Quoted By:

Mewtwo
Smells incredibly foul! It is a molten mask harder than diamonds that barges its 100,000 volts into another Indian Elephant's Kadabra and claims it as its honeycomb. To steal the favorite fruit of its Chandelure, it slips into the small Pokémon's six legs and silently waits for a golden nugget. For this, it is called "Summoner of Night."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 23:42:55 No.11775142 Report

Quoted By:

>>11769967
Mewtwo
Indian Elephants need to stop because it's on the verge of peeing itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 23:48:46 No.11775200 Report

Quoted By:

archive dis shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2013 23:55:35 No.11775269 Report

Quoted By: >>11777885

It happened one morning - a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed with a Mewtwo and an Indian Elephant.

He was promptly arrested.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 00:03:47 No.11775344 Report

Quoted By:

Starly:
The muscles in its wings and legs are strong. It can easily fly while gripping an Indian Elephant.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 00:38:56 No.11775577 Report

Quoted By: >>11775659

Please guys stop!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 00:48:23 No.11775659 Report

Quoted By: >>11775709

>>11775577
No!
You are going to laugh so much that you'll turn into and indian elephant in your sleep.
And then Kadabras will use your house like a honeycomb.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 00:53:47 No.11775709 Report

Quoted By:

>>11775659
FUCK!

Indian Kadabra

Indian Kadabra Tue 26 Mar 2013 02:57:35 No.11777225 Report

Quoted By:

Please continue this thread. I'm laughing too hard!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 02:58:05 No.11777230 Report

Quoted By:

>>11774375
>''Because it used his extra-sensorial powers to eat only its favorite fruit, the boy started growing indian elephants around its neck.''

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 03:16:48 No.11777454 Report

Quoted By:

Banette:
An abandoned plush doll became this Pokémon. They are said to live in garbage dumps and wander about in search of the children that threw them away

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 03:17:38 No.11777462 Report

Quoted By: >>11777852

>mfw i started this by copypasta'ing peoples posts with mewtwo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 03:22:46 No.11777521 Report

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>>11774196

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 03:48:26 No.11777852 Report

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>>11777462
You've made a monster!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 03:50:40 No.11777880 Report

Quoted By: >>11778183

Mewtwo
Smells incredibly abandoned! It is a molten mask harder than diamonds that barges its 100,000 volts into another Indian Elephant's Kadabra and claims it as its honeycomb. To steal the favorite fruit of its Chandelure, it slips into the small Pokémon's six legs and silently waits for a golden nugget. For this, it is called "Summoner of Night."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 03:51:05 No.11777885 Report

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>>11775269
What is this madness?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 04:15:34 No.11778183 Report

Quoted By:

>>11777880
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 04:18:54 No.11778225 Report

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Drifloon
It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. It is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloon for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing.

Indian Kadabra

Indian Kadabra Tue 26 Mar 2013 08:21:16 No.11780803 Report

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Please don't 404.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 09:21:36 No.11781217 Report

Quoted By: >>11781220

Mewtwo- It happened one morning - it tugs on the hands of Indian elephants to steal them away. It is whispered that any child who mistakes a Kadabra for its honeycomb and holds on to it could wind up harder than diamonds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 09:22:22 No.11781220 Report

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>>11781217
I'm dying

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 10:03:17 No.11781466 Report

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Mewtwo:
It happened one morning - molten honeycombs produced ultracold air which sticks its flame covered tongue into 100,000 Indian elephants. To steal the favorite diamonds, it slips into the small boulders and awakes a stinky doll.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 10:04:55 No.11781479 Report

Quoted By: >>11781638

Lumineon's HG/SS entry:
It can fly at speeds 10 times faster than a spacecraft.

What the fuck, Gamefreak?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 10:23:54 No.11781617 Report

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>this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 10:26:35 No.11781638 Report

Quoted By: >>11781659

>>11781479
Wait a sec, Lumineon can fly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 10:28:49 No.11781659 Report

Quoted By:

>>11781638
No, it can't

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 10:33:32 No.11781704 Report

Quoted By:

>>11768158
Oh god my sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 10:35:29 No.11781719 Report

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Mewtwo-
It happened one morning- it can fly at speeds 10 times faster than a molten Kadabra elephant

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 10:36:26 No.11781722 Report

Quoted By:

>>11770250
fucking golden

Nekomi

Nekomi Tue 26 Mar 2013 11:05:01 No.11781924 Report

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Mewtwo:
It is a molten Indian Elephant Kadabra mask 10 times harder than the extrasensory crying of 100,000 volts of honeycomb children missing after flame-covered tongues sucked out their prey's body fluids.

Volvic

Volvic Tue 26 Mar 2013 11:09:28 No.11781952 Report

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Good goddamn I'm laughing so hard I'm surprised my floor isn't covered in piss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 11:32:54 No.11782068 Report

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ZANGOOSE usually stays on all Indian elephants, but when its extrasensory powers awaken, it gets up on its diamond hooves and extends its thin mints. This Pokemon shares a bitter rivalry with KADABRA that dates back over molten honeycombs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 11:34:40 No.11782074 Report

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Mightyena travel and act as a hooves in the wild. The memory of its honeycombs in the wild compels the molten diamond to obey only those Indian elephants that it recognizes to possess superior extrasensory volts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 11:44:07 No.11782119 Report

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>>11769696

That's why its a hard-to-find-species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 11:45:07 No.11782122 Report

Quoted By: >>11782126 >>11782147

This shit needs to be archived

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 11:46:18 No.11782126 Report

Quoted By: >>11782147

>>11782122
god yes. I seriously am about to pass out, I can barely breathe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 11:52:00 No.11782147 Report

Quoted By: >>11782196

>>11782122
>>11782126
chanarchive dot org/request_votes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 12:11:44 No.11782196 Report

Quoted By: >>11782306

>>11782147
Only two so far? Really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 13:01:33 No.11782306 Report

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>>11782196
>look at me I can Indian elephants! lel!
lel indeed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 13:05:46 No.11782313 Report

Quoted By: >>11782383

This is fucking stupid
You're all Indian idiots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 13:46:35 No.11782383 Report

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>>11782313
>Says the guy that can't sage properly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 14:06:04 No.11782423 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 17:59:33 No.11782942 Report

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>>11769775
nope. faggots gonna fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2013 21:36:13 No.11784087 Report

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Glalie
Glalie has the ability to freely control ice. For example, it can instantly freeze its foe solid. After immobilizing its foe in ice, this Pokémon enjoys eating it in leisurely fashion.
What the actual fuck. This is a kid's game? Sure.

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