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Coming soon to a theater near you:
POKEMON
Starring Will Ferrell as RED, the recently laid off office clerk who has decided to use his new found free time to finally live up his dream of becoming POKEMON MASTER! Professor Oak, a local community college battle instructor played by Rob Riggle, is hesitant about starting a man slightly older than him on his journey at first but quickly gives in and gifts the man with a Pikachu, voiced internally by Aziz Ansari. The role of Blue, Red's former coworker who once lived the life of a pokemon trainer, now attempts to crush Red's dream. Blue is played by Adam Scott.
It is a timeless tale of overcoming adversity and living your dreams!