The Zubat: Okay, this one's pretty intense. At midnight, have your partner lie on a bed .Tie their hands behind their back, and glue (yes, glue) a blindfold to over their eyes. While you do this whisper this into their ear seductively: "When I say 'go,' I want you to chase me. When you catch up you can do whatever you want to me." After all this is done, move to the bedroom door and scream "GO!" Quickly bolt out of the room and dash to the circuit breaker. (Don't worry, unless your partner is a ninja, they won't catch up.) Kill every light in the
house.By now your partner should be completely lost. Desperate for direction, they'll follow your voice anywhere. Lure them into tripping over furniture and running into walls. Every time they injure themself, bellow "IT HURT ITSELF IN ITS CONFUSION!"
Once they're unconscious, do with them as you like