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ITT: We make up NPC backstories.

>Petrel. Legal name: Peter Moretti. Grew up in suburban Cerulean City. A homosexual college drop out who studied magic and stage entertainment, namely quick change art and impressionism. Also a streetwise con artist and a pick pocket. Barely able to support himself, he slipped into alcoholism until he decided to join Team Rocket as a grunt. His willingness to commit crime impeccable ability to mimic almost anyone's voice and appearance proved very useful to the team. He was made an executive on the terms the he use his skills to infiltrate whatever the team needed to infiltrate.