Dragon Tamer Bleeker !BAEnteiYJU
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>that venusaur >that entei all of my money
Anonymous
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Hang on, I have more pictures. Aparantly in 2005 there were two Pokemon theme parks in Japan and Taiwan that were only open from like May to September. They gave out promo cards and prizes for riding rides, there were Team Rocket themed shops littering the grounds, Lucario and the Mystery of Mew themed games, blablabla, lots of stuff like that. Mostly I'm just concerned that i only just found out about this. All of my money.
Anonymous
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You can ride the Ferris wheel in pokemon white and black you know
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Wasn't a Pokepark 2 announced recently or something?
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Found out about this place a few years back. It's like a dream come true for Pokemon fans. Videos?
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What did they do with all of those giant sized pokemon? I would trade all the space in my yard just leave one of those outside my house.
Anonymous
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I want to live in this ride.
Anonymous
WHY WOULD THEY CLOSE THAT DOWN?partner with disney and make it a new area in disney land fuck disney world, I live in california
Anonymous
>>7939067 I hear they talked about doing a US one for awhile
but then they decided not to.
;__; Anonymous
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>>7939083 I hear they had planned to add it to King's Dominion.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞Kyo☜(⌒▽⌒)☞Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ !iflF5Sbqcw
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞Kyo☜(⌒▽⌒)☞Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ !iflF5Sbqcw Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:50:00 No. 7939105 Report Quoted By:
>>7939031 a MOTHERF*CKING SHINY RABBIT THING!!!
Anonymous
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>>7939031 what is that dragon thing behind the spindas
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Uuwuwu !uQTDICKS8M
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>>7939117 It's a Greymon of course.
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Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
This is gone now? Seriously?Finally visiting japan and now it's not even there, fuck everything
Anonymous
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>Legendary Pokemon Carosel >Pokeball Ferris Wheel >Team Rocket themed shops Someone get me a time machine and a shit load of money. Also, tell me those shop vendors either worse Rocket Uniforms or had the insignia.
Anonymous
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>>7939043 Holy fuck they killed an Onix Anonymous
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>>7939128 oh, forgot about it
it was from pokemon 3, right?
Anonymous
>>7939134 It hasn't been around since 2005 though.
I find that incredibly depressing.
Anonymous
mother of god "Admission to the park is free"
Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
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"attractions: Bumper Car Battle: Aqua vs. Magma Choose a Team Aqua car or a Team Magma car, and face off against the opposite team in a bumper car battle. Twister: Fury in the Sky Ride in a roller coaster shaped like Rayquaza and experience thrills like in Destiny Deoxys. Gotta Dance Tour Relive Gotta Dance!! on this musical ride. Alto Mare Gondola Cruise Ride on a ship shaped like Latios and Latias that flies high up in the air and crashes down into water. Lugia's Spinning Ship Navigate boats through swirling water and around Lugia. Pokémon Star Swing Ride on a swing with Mew, Celebi, and Jirachi. The Pichu Brothers' Rascal Railway Take a train ride with the Pichu Brothers, Wynaut, and Munchlax. Pokémon Giant Ferris Wheel Ride in a giant ferris wheel with cars in the shapes of various Poké Balls. Pikachu Forest Ride through the air in Pikachu-shaped cars. Mudkip's Big Splash Ride on a log flume shaped like Mudkip and splash down into a water pool. Pokémon Merry-Go-Round Ride on a merry-go-round with Raikou, Entei, and Suicune instead of horses. "
Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
>>7939191 Well geez no wonder it went out of business. They should have charged money, children would pay their whole allowance to go there.
Anonymous
>>7939191 Woah wait a second
SO NINTENDO ACTUALLY GAVE A SHIT ABOUT THE CONSUMERS WITHOUTH TRYING TO MAKE ANY MONEY?
No surprise it is gone now then.
Anonymous
shit sorry I only copied half of that "Admission to the park is free, but there is a fee for each attraction visited. "
Anonymous
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>>7939201 >>7939199 Admission to the park was free, so I would assume that everything else cost like, whoabucks.
Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
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>>7939211 Well that's what I figured, but still
Anonymous
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>>7939211 Then that is why it is gone since it didn't make enough money.
Anonymous
"There was also a Lucario and the Mystery of Mew promotion, and an attraction based on the movie. At the end of every attraction a free TCG promo card was given out. A prize was also given out to visitors who went on all of the park's rides. The Pokémon Game Corner tested trainers with their skills in order to win prizes unobtainable in any Pokémon Center shops. A restaurant known as "Meowth's Party Café" could also be visited. Every guest that made a food purchase got a drink coaster featuring some of the characters, such as the Pichu Bros. There were two Rocket Pokémon Shops located throughout the park. These shops had accessories for Pokémon fans and items such as Pokémon headgear, T-shirts, postcards, and official PokéPark souvenirs."
Anonymous
>>7939146 I bet a Fresh Water pops out of the vending machine
Uuwuwu !uQTDICKS8M
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>>7939222 All of my want !
Anonymous
This wasn't one of the vending machines there, was it?
Anonymous
>>7939234 My God.
My heart just broke a little bit.
Like, there's a a crack in his and happiness is just...leaking out of my heart and draining out of my body as we speak.
Anonymous
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Or maybe they closed it since the furfags tried to infiltrate at night to do their thing with the pokemon...
Anonymous
...You know if that park was still around the train drivers would be wearing SubMas costumes.
Anonymous
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God, I would find a kid just to have an excuse to go to the park without feeling embarrassed at being 26 and going to a kid's theme park alone.
Anonymous
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>>7939263 Poor guys would probably get raped.
Anonymous
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>>7939250 I know anon, I know.
Now you know you will never go to Pokepark.
;_; >>7939263 I am okay with this.
Anonymous
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>Pokemon will never be as popular enough to have one of these again. sadfrog.jpg
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Man the place looks empty as fuck in the video. No wonder it got closed.
Anonymous
>>7939234 Man the middle link doesn't work.
Can you post it again?
Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
>>7939301 Except Nimbasa didn't have a cool as fuck theme park, just one ferris wheel
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>>7939313 That's why I said what it was MEANT to be.
Uuwuwu !uQTDICKS8M
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>>7939316 Wtf ? Whenever I try to catch something at a park, it falls !
Anonymous
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WHAT IS THIS MAGICAL LAND AND WHY AM I NOT CURRENTLY THERE
Anonymous
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>>7939133 KNEEL BEFORE PIKACHU.
Anonymous
>>7939327 because it's gone bro.
PokePark is gone.
Anonymous
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>>7939225 And I'd never drink it.
>Completeness ityrtoo Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
Let's start our own pokepark in my backyard We can have a treehouse and a slide and shit
Anonymous
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I'd only go there if it was close. But, nothing good is in Arizona.
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>>7939363 Our own Pokepark?
With blackjack? And hookers?
Anonymous
Lyra's Marill !!WOl11bujGeY
Just imagine it with gen 5 shit! It'd have Elesa's Rollercoaster, Skyla's cannon ride, a Brycen Ice Skating rink or Iris and Drayden's Dragon den. Fuck, I'm making myself sadder...
Anonymous
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>>7939341 >>7939375 What
I did not read anything
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
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>>7939397 >Skyla's cannon Yeah I don't think that'd go over so well in real life
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Why ISN'T this still around? And even more confusing, why didn't America get one of these? It'd make hundreds of millions of dollars, FACT.
Anonymous
>>7939397 The cannon miiiight be pushing it
but
fuck
I want to just sit in a cart and like
go through pokemon habitats or something.
Like pirate's of the carribean, but with fucking POKEMON. no trainers, just pokemon. Doing shit.
Anonymous
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I'm literally sobbing right now. Please Nintendo, please make this come back someway, somehow.
Anonymous
I just want to like cry and take a picture of me, crying and then send it to nintendo and just askWhy?
Lyra's Marill !!WOl11bujGeY
>>7939410 >Pokemon Snap ride like that Jurassic park ride in Universal Studios ;_: so much sad frog...
Anonymous
>>7939420 Do it
But seriously, maybe we could actually make a petition. Probably wouldn't work but it's better than doing nothing
Also, can you think of a good idea for a ride that incorporates Reuniclus in some way? I fucking love Reuniclus
Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
>>7939429 >pokemon snap ride that sounds awesome
Anonymous
>>7939429 oh my god
If there was a camera attached to the ride. You could print out stickers at the end, just like old times.
Anonymous
>>7939436 >Reuniclus jello sold only at Pokepark Anonymous
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>>7939429 >>7939437 Oh god. This needs to happen, like, right now.
Anonymous
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Happiness levels steadily dropping.
Anonymous
>>7939436 Sweet arceus we need a petition for a US Pokepark. It would make heaps of money, it's practically fiscally irresponsible not to give it to us.
I dunno, um, maybe a Reuniclus ballpit for little itty bitty kiddies, or one of those little science station things they have in fun-time museums with all the bubbles and the lightening stuff. I loved those when I was little. Since Reuniclus is based off of a cell and all.
Lyra's Marill !!WOl11bujGeY
>>7939441 Allofmymoney.jpg
>>7939448 And it'd be fucking LIME!
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I just want to buy a summer pass to a Pokepark and just go every day for the rest of my life
Anonymous
>New PokePark >Various Areas based on different regions >Hoenn is a water park >Unova has all the fucking rides >Kanto is an exploration area >Johto has the games >Sinnoh is the battle area
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>>7939475 THIS IS PERFECT
NO FURTHER ALTERATIONS ARE NECESSARY
Anonymous
>>7939475 Also, Mt Silver/Victory Road
Bring your DS/whatever handheld Pokemon is on at the time, Daily Pokemon League Tourneys.
Winner gets some cool shit and battles "Red."
Rockman !T8ReyrQlAY
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>>7939463 And there would be pieces of candy inside of it like gobstoppers or something
Anonymous
>>7939508 Better yet, winner gets Red's fucking hat.
Be the king.
Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
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>>7939461 Holy shit I thought of a reuniclus ballpit too but I wasn't gonna say anything because I thought it sounded stupid
Anonymous
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> one roller coaster with an environment based on each type > water coaster actually goes underwater through a clear tube
Anonymous
>>7939517 fuck yes
Pokemon center (small rest areas)/Pokemart (souvenir shop) workers greet you at the counter. "Welcome, Champion!"
Anonymous
>>7939517 >Be a little kid >somehow win the tourney >some how beat Red >Actor posing as Red just looks at you for a second, before ruffling your hair and placing his hat on your head. >FOGMACHINE MOTHERFUCKER >Fog clears, Red has disappeared into Mt. Silver for more training >Feel amazing Anonymous
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>>7939528 I want the Pokemon center workers to dress as Nurse Joy.
And the security guards to be Officer Jenny.
Jake_the_Tank !!ZFBCihApx73
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDVhSP5sUoY Get your orange vest guys, where going back!
Back to the past!
Lyra's Marill !!WOl11bujGeY
Fuck, /vp/ this went from neat to depressing that it'll never happen.
Anonymous
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>>7939540 >be me >be definitely not a small kid >be in this scenario >pee pants but no god I would want to work here so badly.
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>>7939548 We're imaging what a new one could be like, it's getting neat again.
Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
Anonymous
>>7939547 I CALL THE TRUNK LET'S GO
Anonymous
So is there a single person smiling in any of these pictures other than the people who work there? Everyone looks bored or unhappy
Anonymous
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>>7939548 YOU WILL NEVER RIDE ON THE POKéPARK
YOU WILL NEVER RECEIVE A GIFT FROM IT OR TATSTE THE FRESH WATER FROM IT'S SELLING MACHINES
YOU WILL NEVER GET TO WORK ON POKéPARK
YOU WILL NEVER HEAR THE SONGS THAT WHERE PLAYED THERE LIVE
Anonymous
>Pokemon Contest Hall in park >Four players at a time >Pokemon are rendered in 3D >Contest is live >Dress the em, do general contest shit >gives out ribbons
Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
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>>7939569 I'm sure you don't wear a shit-eating grin on you wherever you go
Anonymous
Aside from the usual walkabout suits, there would be actors dressed as various in-game trainers. Gymleaders, generic trainers, etc so on
Have that shit all over the battle area.
>>7939578 oh god oh god oh god
Rockman !T8ReyrQlAY
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>>7939591 mother of god
I want to take pictures with Silver and Clair and Blue and Surge and Lance and and and and and-
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>Pokemon Gym Challenge >It's a bunch of type themed mazes and puzzle challenges like actual gyms
Jake_the_Tank !!ZFBCihApx73
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>Have slotmachines >Win porygon or pikachu with prize money
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>Koga's gym >KICKASS NINJA MANSION >ends with a clear-walled maze
Anonymous
Seriously, I want to see them have a game challenge where they had the battle up on the screen, but not in actual DS screen, but like, the 3D colliseum stuff so it would look cool as shit to the audience watching the battlers.
Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
>>7939638 Shit if that was in America, some kid would walk into the walls on the first day and hit his head and sue the park
Anonymous
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>>7939646 GenV compatible Battle Revolution?
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>>7939656 >this is why we can't have nice things. Sad but true.
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>>7939676 >>7939656 WARNING!
the next room contains invisible to the eye walls.
FIXED
Anonymous
>Sign above entrance >Park is not responsible for someone's stupidity They were given a warning, they cannot sue.
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Shit, I'd want a Tubeline Bridge attraction, even it if was a weekly/occasionally event.
Who can defeat the Black Empoleon?!
>>7939656 ...fuck you're right.
Anonymous
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>>7939705 Don't suicide i will go over there and kill you then kill myself.
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>Professor Oak's Pokemon Catching Challenge >Screen with Pokemon, wireless Pokball, like a wii remote or those wand things in Magiquest >Time limit, catch as many Pokemon as possible >Prizes based on rarity/difficulty of capture and amount of pokemon captured
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>>7939705 Your parents were horrible people, anon. You can take your exams later, but you'll never go to Pokepark now.
How many chances do you get to go to Japan for free?
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>A shopping section located on an area that looks like the Village Bridge >Enhanced version of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIq_ENEHRfA&feature=related plays all day Anonymous
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>>7939731 It was five days in Japan, all expenses paid, but it was a Monday-Friday trip right over SAT week, the magazine trolled me hard.
Jake_the_Tank !!ZFBCihApx73
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>>7939620 hmmm, I found this picture with a weird thing in the sky...
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>Walk into gym >Hear "Yo! Champ in the making!" > Awesome
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>>7939705 That is so fucking depressing, I don't even.
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>Pokemon Marts sell souvenirs and toys and shit >behind PokeMarts are Team Rocket stores that sell the limited edition stuff >everyone in Team Rocket stores is dressed in uniform
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>>7939705 Oh god, I can't imagine this guy's regret.
Anonymous
>ice cream stand that sells ice cream shaped like Vanillish
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>Meowth Cafe has poffin spinning tables >Make your own poffins
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>>7939807 >Castelia Cone stand FTFY
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>>7939807 Sounds delicious.
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>Dragon's Den coaster >Cars are shaped like a long Dragonair >splashes through the water >goes through caves >goes above cave in the ar >awesome coaster
Anonymous
>>7939475 >various areas based on different regions If only Louis Armstrong were still alive to provide live music in the Hoenn section.
MissingNo. [5414-9187-9898]
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>>7939233 >new Red Art >We'll never see it Anonymous
>Ruins of Alph attraction >Professor Oak leads an expedition >awwww shit
Jake_the_Tank !!ZFBCihApx73
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>>7939831 someone! summon Emo Pinco! only his talent can make this happen
Anonymous
>>7939848 THIS THIS THIS THIS
Wouldn't it be Prof. Elm though?
Let it be a maze.
Anonymous
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>>7939866 Hell, get both of 'em in there, they can lead different groups. It CAN BE A TEAM EVENT. Which team will decode the glyphs first and made it to the end?
Throw Juniper in there for shits and giggles.
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There should have been a Pokemon Tower-themed ghost train, with a giant animatronic Gengar.
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>When you enter the park you have to wear a wristband like most amusement parks to prove you paid >Choose a fire type, water type, or grass type wristband
Anonymous
Instead of a haunted house, they have the distortion world. Or just the mansion from D/P/Pt
>>7939897 FOUR FUKKEN TEAMS
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>>7939929 It's one of those haunted mansion rides with moving floors and mazes.
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While you hear all the songs from the ghost areas from the games while you pass trough different parts of it.
Locomotive Tits
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>Chargestone Cave area >full of animatronic Joltiks, Ferroseeds, and Klinks >Team Plasma at the end >Defeat them to get out ALL OF MY WANT.
Anonymous
An arcade themed like the Game Corner, the theme would be constantly playing in the background, and there would be a Team Rocket-themed shop hidden behind a poster.
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>>7939963 "Dude, what if I push that poster?"
"Dude, don't be fucking retarded, that would be dangerous to do in real life, this isn't the video game."
"Fuck I'm gonna push it. ...OHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT!"
"OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIT!"
Anonymous
>Once or Twice a day, Team Plasma has a demonstration in various areas of the park >Go on ferris wheel >N is in a random car
Anonymous
>>7940011 I would not be able to control myself.
I would rape him.
Anonymous
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T-this whole thread... Guys im crying with both sadness and happiness... HOW DO I CONTACT GAMEFREAK?!?
Anonymous
>Pokemon Radio with Mary and Oak braodcasted through the park
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>>7940023 They would have to alternate actors because N would be getting severely raped on a regular basis.
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>>7940011 Put the other ferris wheel trainers on that shit and I am there.
>>7940030 YESSSSSS
but only if oak is voiced by stuart zagnit
or macks
Anonymous
>tunnel of luvdisc >ride a swanlett boat >lots of cute pokemon using attract
Anonymous
>train that goes around the park so you can get places quicker >people dressed as subway twins drive them
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>>7940056 >Luvdisc >Volbeat and Illumise >Nidoran and Nidorina so adroable
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>>7940064 >staffed by people dressed as Depot Agetns Anonymous
There would have be a colosseum where there would be a live show of two trainers battling each other, but Jessie, James and Meowth would try to steal the Pokemon and a kid would get pulled out of the crowd to help the trainers defeat Team Rocket. If I had money, I would make a Pokemon theme park happen.
Anonymous
>>7940104 Anon. We go back in time, found Microsoft, make a tonna money, fund this shit. It will be beautiful.
Anonymous
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Guize. This is all a team rocket scam to steal all ur pokemanz
Anonymous
Pokémon Ferris Wheel Dancing Pokémon Mini-tour Lugia's Spinning Ship Altomare Sightseeing Boat Battle Coaster Torn Sky Pokémon Merry-go-round Pokémon Starry Sky Trip Pikachu's Forest Team Aqua vs Team Magma Crash Car Battle Mudkip's Splash Adventure Pichu Bros.' Rascal Railway Pokémon Exciting Safari Pokémon Floating Kids Pokémon Daisuki Club Stage Pokémon Game Corner Pokémon 3D Adventure Walkthrough Adventure Safari Zone Explosion I like how a lot of these park attraction names don't even make sense. What the fuck is the Safari Zone Explosion?
Anonymous
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>>7940201 >Battle Coaster Torn Sky Anonymous
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Some fag that understands japanese should go ask for info in 2 chan about this shit and come back and tell us what he discovers
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>>7940201 >Safari Zone Explosion >Safari Zone filled with nothing but Electrode and Voltorb >FUCK Anonymous
Hey guiz my uncle works and gamefreak and he says they're building like twenty new pokeparks in the US using a bunch of suggestions from this thread we did it your guys we totally got a new pokepark
Anonymous
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>>7940289 Finally about fucking time
Anonymous
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>>7940289 NUH-UH! My uncle who works for Nintendo told me that they're going to open one on the Moon and fly rockets there! In fact, I doubt that your uncle even works for Game Freak, unlike my uncle, who definitely works for Nintendo, but you can't meet him.
Anonymous
Think about this. You ride in an attraction that takes you to the Mt.Silver and at a specific time within the darkness of the mountain is a figure in the shadows at the top of the cave and suddenly turn a small light that reveals the Red face looking at you. Suddenly the light goes off and you go out of the mountain. Pic related
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>>7940334 ALL OF MY MONEY
I would
I would get thrown out of the park for climbing out of the cart.
Anonymous
>Hoenn shaped water park >Can swim to any area >Or can take Wailmer boats around the outside of the swim area >Waterslides everywhere >Blatoise randomly shoots water into the air, getting everyone wet >Wailord sized maze >Anamatronic Spheals rolling down slides It would be glorious. Now I've made myself sad.
Anonymous
>>7940383 >Gyarados Log Ride Now you can be sad.
Anonymous
>>7940383 >Slowking giving tours Now we can kill ourselves.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>most of the fags on this thread
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>>7940383 There would be something Manaphy related for sure.
Anonymous
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>>7940383 >Mantine surfboards Anonymous
If this existed, you'd have no one to go with and you'd be too socially retarded to go alone.
Anonymous
>you'll never see a hot young teenage girl dressed up as White for the BW release handing out fliers for free items and/or pokemon
Anonymous
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>>7940457 >implying there wouldn't be /vp/ meet ups Anonymous
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>>7940457 >implying /vp/ wouldn't have meet-ups there for the hell of it >implying we wouldn't just bring younger siblings/cousins/hot girls who like pokemon Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7940458 Go to an anime convention. Lots of hot young girls dressed as female trainers.
Anonymous
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>>7940470 in b4 you would not download a porygon piracy
Anonymous
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>>7940457 /vp/ meetups all the time.
We'd all show up
be horrible assholes
and then get overexcited about fucking pokemon and forget to be assholes
and then we would enjoy the park.
Anonymous
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>this thread has received 2 of 6 requests needed to trigger archival.
Anonymous
boss crow demands this be remade in america
Anonymous
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>this thread has received 3 of 6 requests needed to trigger archival.
Anonymous
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>>7940011 >>7940023 It's okay, I would rape him, too. Only if he was hot, though. And only if his wig actually looked nice..
>_> <_< Anonymous
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>Walk into alleyway looking for toilets, guy in Scrafty costume mugs you >Toilets shaped like Swalot
Anonymous
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>>7938971 I went to Disney World for the first time last year, and all I could think of was "they need to make a Pokemon park like this. Again."
If I'd known the JP park would only be open for a year, I would have made of point of traveling to Japan just to experience it.
Anonymous
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>>7939090 OH GOD
THOSE BALLOONS
I WANT ONE
Anonymous
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Ho ho... sure is sad in here... like a funeral, boy, I tell you what!
Anonymous
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>haunted mansion ride >ghost pokemon everywhere >pass a dusty old living room with a tv freaking out >haunters playing pranks >gengar freaking you out with a creepy laugh
Anno !!b2JxSq+6xJ5
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>Log Flume ride with Wailmer shaped boats >Water Slides shaped like Dragonair, Gyrados, Milotic, etc. >gumball machines shaped like Voltorb.
Anonymous
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>>7940528 The Termite King demands this too.
Anonymous
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>Hot air balloon ride shaped like Drifblim, at the end of your ride you are given a drifloon balloon.
Anonymous
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We must make a petition to GameFreak to make another one of these.
Psychic Trainer Matt
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>>7939540 this brought tears to my face when i realized how amazing a that would make someone feel and only people like us here understand the depth behind it. if i only knew i would save every single dollar i had until the park opened when i was younger and i would have the fucking time of my life. it would be the best day ever. if i ever become rich i will fight for rights to open this park again. idc where. anywhere. but if i ever get a insane amount of money i will bring this to life with ideas stated here
>>7939475 i'm even screen shoting it. if you don't have hope. here it is
Unown F Fera 3482 1859 8895 !ENTEIUaZLM
Unown F Fera 3482 1859 8895 !ENTEIUaZLM Thu 22 Sep 2011 05:41:00 No. 7941405 Report Quoted By:
>>7940011 One more thing to add, the pods play trainer theme, or N's theme if you're riding with him.
Anonymous
Just imagine if they scrapped the old park and made a new one with all of the Unova Pokemon? It'd be fucking great. I heard rumor last year that China was getting a PokePark of their own, but that didn't happen. America wouldn't do too well. For one, they couldn't put it in Florida or something because Disney would kick its ass.
Anonymous
>>7940011 Or better yet
>random days of the week different characters are in one of the cars/waits in line with people >one day it might be Oak, the next day it could be Silver, a third day would have Jesse, etc. >Not only Ferris Wheel, but other non-water park rides too >Random days Misty would show up in the water park Unown F Fera 3482 1859 8895 !ENTEIUaZLM
Unown F Fera 3482 1859 8895 !ENTEIUaZLM Thu 22 Sep 2011 05:47:00 No. 7941455 Report Quoted By:
>>7941427 Put it in fucking PA, we have jack shit here except for Anthrocon. Just as long as it's not Pittsburgh.
Anonymous
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Just imagine walking in the Kanto part of the park, when you come across a calm resting area, decorated to look like a small town. This starts playing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHpLV7OYZyA Anonymous
>>7941427 Fuck, put it in Michigan. It doesn't even need to be near Detroit. Hell, I'll buy acres out here and give it away to Gamefreak.
Unown F Fera 3482 1859 8895 !ENTEIUaZLM
Unown F Fera 3482 1859 8895 !ENTEIUaZLM Thu 22 Sep 2011 05:51:00 No. 7941493 Report Quoted By:
>>7941447 I wouldn't mind riding with Misty as long as this bitch plays her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OheiLvAIouQ Anno !!b2JxSq+6xJ5
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>>7941485 >put it in Michigan Seconding this
because I don't wanna drive forever. Anonymous
I think this was mentioned earlier, but a park called Kings Dominion in Virginia said in 2008 they would like to have one. It would be nice there, since its sort of central from those of us on the East Coast/ mid east. Sorry Westfags.
Anonymous
>>7941447 This, and at 'Pokemon Centers' or in 'Pokemarts' have posters hanging up that tell which day which trainers will be there.
Anonymous
>>7941502 >Virginia >I'm only a state away FUCK YEAH-
>2008 I'm sad again.
Anonymous
>>7941427 Put it in las vegas, give kids something to do.
Problem solved.
Anonymous
>>7941518 I know but its better than 2005, right?
...right?
>>7941529 Yes, and the generation who grew up with pokemon can go to the park one day, and then gamble and get smashed the next.
Anonymous
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>>7941512 But it's a puzzle too. Like so the kids have to figure it out. Maybe for the "Ash" day it has something to do with Pikachu.
>Chansey icon for first aid stations All of my poke.
Gengar
All in favor for getting tens of thousands of signatures with each person donating at least 10 dollars each to get one of these somewhere in America in the future?
Anonymous
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>>7941538 Fuck yeah. Best Vacation Ever.
Anonymous
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New Poképark in Australia, we need to boost tourism here.
Anonymous
>>7941559 Im up for it. I know I can get at least 5,000
Gengar
>>7941568 That's like, what, 50,000 dollars in initial funding?
MissingNo. [5414-9187-9898]
>PokePark >in NY >Settings based on Unova I don't know where in NY, but that'd be the best shot.
Anonymous
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>>7941583 build it over ground zero and have a Kyurem themed ride
MissingNo. [5414-9187-9898]
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>>7941581 Well, I'd say we'd need at least that per day. You'd probably need at least triple/quadruple that to pay the employees, maintain the ground/rides, etc.
At least with Disney, most of their engineers are built in.
Psychic Trainer Matt
>>7941529 i like the las vegas idea then it goes all fucking day! 24 hour pokepark? fuckyes.jpeg
Giovanni
WHAT? Pokemonland has been completely destroyed?! Rrrgh, I spent millions on that place...
Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
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>>7941609 Holy shit, and after 10 is 21+
SIGN ME UP
Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
Anonymous
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>>7941737 Confirmed for stupid bitch that doesn't read the whole thread.
Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
>>7941737 It's gone now though.
I think we should start our own. I bet we could find all those giant pokemon on the Japanese black market or something
Anonymous
Lol you faggots think you can make your own pokepark? Nintendo:HOW ABOUT I SUE YOUR SHIT?
Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
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>>7941782 It obviously would be underground.
Not literally, but you know.
White5009 !B2vHE9ennE
>>7941763 As said, gone through now.
Yes, /vP/ark would be fun.
If only, if only.
Giant Pokemon rides
Clefairy Moon Bounce
Flash Cave Laser Tag
Pokeboy/girl cosplayers
Computer generated hollogram battles
An actual league to play against others
So many possibilities...
Anonymous
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>>7939475 this and also for grand opening give out pokewalker's with every ticket with a random mon one in every 100 or so is a shiny
MissingNo. [5414-9187-9898]
I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map
Gelatroppo !he8xDST8Io
>>7941915 Wow, that place is pretty small.
Anonymous
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>>7941915 That was nice size for a place like japan.
Anonymous
>>7941924 Well they did only have it around for like half a year, so I guess they could put it together and take it down easily.
Where do you guys think all that stuff went? I mean come on, there were tons of huge pokemon figurines, tons of pokemon statutes/cars for the rides and a huge fucking ferris wheel. Is it all just sitting in a warehouse collecting dust somewhere in Japan?
Anonymous
>>7941829 motherfucking holograms
I forgot those existed. Like the vocaloid concerts.
That would be
oh my god
I would
I would cry like a fucking baby if I was in a battle an my Ampharos stepped onto a mat as a FUCKING HOLOGRAM
Anonymous
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>>7942016 Certainly better than using them for concerts where no one is actually there.
Anonymous
>>7941427 Or put it dead center in the US or something
Anonymous
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King's Dominion was already in favor ofit, I'm sure they wouldn't be opposed. Just, why the fuck ISN'T there a permanent PokePark? Pokemon is assfuck popular.
Anonymous
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THAT FUCKING FERRIS WHEEL... First I must tell you... I am the King of Team Plasma.
Lyra's Marill !!WOl11bujGeY
>>7942178 Where is exactly dead center of the US?
MissingNo.
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>>7941983 Probably sold off to the highest bidder and holed away somewhere like the Snap Machines. Some were probably also given to higher ups in the company.
Some of them were also probably sent to the Poemon Centers, while others fell victim to being melted down. (Honestly, probably a lot of those things were probably melted down. They look pretty plasticy...so it wouldn't surprise me.
Anonymous
>>7942210 Somwhere around Kansas or Nebraska. Which is NOT a good idea because I've been to Kansas in July and it it hotter than the depths of hell. Like 100s+ every day. When I was there over the summer, someone in a nearby town actually died of heat exhaustion/stroke or something.
Some dumb person who didn't bring a gallon of water to drink would probably die.
Anonymous
I'm gonna be honest here, I'd be a lot more comfortable if the N/various characters in the ferris wheel were just.... like, plastic statues, like those creepy ronald mcdonald things on mcdonald's benches. An actual person, trapped in a small confined area for an extended length of time with a person I do not know pretending to be a videogae character would make me moderately uncomfortable.
Anonymous
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>>7942233 They'd make so much money selling pokemon water.
Lyra's Marill !!WOl11bujGeY
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>>7942233 >Kansas or Nebraska Well that's one effective way to keep the blacks out... But other that being hotter than a Slugma's ass, I wonder if pokemon is even that big out there? Isn't there already a Nintendo headquarters in Washington? There's nothing up there but some illegal Canadians.
Anonymous
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>>7939233 Didn't see if there were any replies, but I heard that was in GameFreak's office.
MissingNo.
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>>7942249 >Nintendo buys TRU in NY >converts building into giant Pokemon Center >All of these things are real now >Ferris wheel becomes sex Anonymous
>>7942210 Apparently Lebanon, Kansas.
Anonymous
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All my tears My money, take, TAKE IT ALL
Anonymous
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>> 7942249 I agree with you it would be awkward. (Plus you'd probly put him in danger with the fangirls around) I think it be better if he was just walking around the base of the ferris wheel (And you could have the other ferris wheel trainers as body guards XD)
Anonymous
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Is this the promised land?
MissingNo.
The only real place they could build this is in NY. Florida has Disney and Universal, taking potential visitors CA has Disney land and hipsters would be everywhere Washington could be a potential place, but its way far out there for anyone on the East Coast NY has the population/people, the relations for Pokemon and Nintendo. The only thing is that there's not much land to put it............. So they'll build an island........a Pokemon Island.
Anonymous
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>>7942323 >Lebanon Kansas >Population 218 Wouldn't be hard to take over the town.
Lyra's Marill !!WOl11bujGeY
>>7942364 >Washington too far for East Coasters >NYC is totally fine okay.png
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Skyla's cannon ride could be like a trampoline thing. Or a human slingshot. Or a giant bouncy castle Or if there is a safe way to shoot people from cannons, you could just put them in a harness and attach them to a bungee cord so they will bounce back safely
Anonymous
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>>7942364 Stick it on Long Island, close enough to New York City to be part of the 'tourist trap' but far enough away to now have to worry about the property values.
Anonymous
>>7942364 We can use hipsters to our advantage.
They'll want to be hip and give money for this, we need to make it.
Besides CA is the best place for this. Why?
Because no one will ever want to go to Wyoming.
Anonymous
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>>7942210 Because the first locations considered would be California or New york.
It should be Chicago.
Anonymous
Guys you are becomming like /a/ with their shitty mansion thing. It's not gonna happen is just a dream leave it at that.
Lyra's Marill !!WOl11bujGeY
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>>7942420 Hipster money is still money. But there's no real place to put it in CA. The big cities already have parks. Are there any amusement parks in North Bend, Washington?
MissingNo.
>>7942388 No not. DC, the state. The one alll the way at the top left of the US. That's where Nintendo's headquarters are. (I..I think)
Hmm...I wonder where the highest concentration of Pokemon fans are.
Anonymous
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>>7942496 If Washington's too far for East coasters, New York is too far for West Coasters.
Anonymous
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I just want them to reopen that japanese one, or the korean one. I've always wanted an excuse to travel.
Anonymous
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Man, I wonder how big those statues are.
Anonymous
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>>7942890 No i did not meant a drawn mansion but a real mansion where those fags wanted to live together.