>>8091227Sir, hope you don't mind but I'm gonna post it within the thread just so the archive includes it as well.
Entering the rap, it's Milo-tic!
Stringing rhymes together, it's gonna be sick. Everyone quiet, I mean completely,
I'm talking /vp/! So listen to me!
Water is the the home where the Milotic live,
Also is the type we're acquainted with.
We learn a sweet move called Hydro Pump,
That leaves your sorry ass in a mangled lump.
Who gives a fuck, if I was a Feebas.
You come here hatin' and dissing full of sass.
Unlike Magikarp, I'm friggin' rare...
From Five-Hundred-Twenty-Eight? Four tiles were there.
So when you found me, you actually cared.
Think you can best me with all that Grass?
I just take a slither back and Ice beam with class.
Not even afraid of electric foes,
That is if I'm TM'ed with Bulldoze.
But you shout, "LOL bitch, Levitate!"
Here comes that Ice Beam straight your way.
With Special Defense, at One-Twenty-Five
One might say I have a magical hide.
Normal defense? Ain't as good....
But I'm still dangerous in da hood.
I've been rapping now for TwentyFour straight,
Thought I'd take a break, but you just wait!
Theres a lot about Milotic you don't know,
So just sit back and enjoy the show!
Four hundred pounds, and twenty feet long,
Coloured beige, almost all along.
My tail is patterned as you can see,
It's black, blue, red, and rather pretty.
Long red hair, and soulful gaze?
You're desire for me I set ablaze.
Be I a boy, or be I a girl,
I'm known and famous all over the world.
Depicted in many, many works of art.
Sculptures and paintings (thought the rest's all smut!)
Ya know, I think I've said all thats to say
Gonna wrap up and call it a day!
But the next time you play a Nuzelock quick,
One spot in your party is for MI-LO-TIC!!
