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Remember that day you spent in the Pokémon world?

It was such a normal day, like any day in your own world. Nothing extraordinary happened, no one needed saving. In fact you can barely remember why you were there that day at all.

You were walking because you had just missed the Ampharos powered tram whose steel tracks laid within the red and brown cobbles of the street that reflected the afternoon sun.

You see a man walking his Herdier down the street, and you let one of your own Pokémon out to accompany you as you walk to your destination.