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>If you want orkinite, you have to get the Pokémon that evolves into Orkinite.
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Orkinite! Use psy flame!
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Articuno is big and blue.
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his powerful move is ground time
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>>8818324 >>8818301 >>8818277 >>8818261 >expecting troll thread >see this >no face Anonymous
Cinder is the most powerful Pokémon in the whole galaxy. Its most powerful move is the flame punch. That is when his hand gets very hot and when he hits another Pokémon, they turn into flames. Cinder can fly. His slowest move is burn knuckles. That is when his knuckles get very hot and he uses them to punch this opponent. His knuckles are so hot like they have been in an oven for over 80 years.
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>>8818337 I once burnt my tongue on hot soup. It felt like I had been in an oven for 80 years.
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>He is a good trainer. Stopped reading there.
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http://jackbean.net/PokemonFrontPage.html Pokemania sparked up in quite a great amount of schools, don't you think?
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Caterpie is the smallest Pokémon. It is a leaf Pokémon. It has a horn on its forehead. Caterpie's height is 3 meters.>Caterpie's height is 3 meters. >height is 3 meters >3 meters
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It's so hot where I live I feel like I've been in an oven for 80 years
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>>8818301 Articuno is also a legendary bird like Zapdos and Moltres. Articuno is big and blue.
Articuno's powerful moves are ice beam and blizzard. That means he can freeze the
Pokémon that he is challenging. His types are ice and flight.
>Flight type. Anonymous
>>8818277 She looks so hot. She looks so hot it feels like she's been in an oven for 80 years.
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>>8818324 Pinsir is a bug. He doesn't evolve to anything. He looks like he doesn't have a mouth.
He is very powerful and has sharp horns. He also has sharp teeth.
His powerful move is ground time.
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>>8818452 I'm pretty sure that this could become a meme
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>>8818416 >Torterra L.V.X. is a great Pokemon because he's a turtle with an Ankylosaurus shell. He's a Diamond and a Pearl. A Diamond and a Pearl Pokemon are special types that have a terrific attack and very cool defenses. He has 160 hit points (HP). Hit points are a Pokemon's life. He's the second tallest Pokemon. When Torterras moves in a herd, they look like a moving forest because of the trees on their backs. He is the heaviest first evolving Pokemon. Evolve means for a Pokemon to grow into another Pokemon. His weakness is fire energy. Energies are little balls that give its Pokemon power. Torterra would rather sit in the sun than fight. Okay, I know they're second graders, but COME ON
How many times did you say 'wat' while reading that?
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Mother of god, dat gif.>saved.
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anybody else finds this amazingly cute?
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>>8818440 >3 meters Thanks to this, I'm almost certain that my nightmares will be filled with three meter long Caterpies.
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Mr. Mime is not like any other Pokémon. He weighs 120 pounds. Some people can't even see him because he climbs up an unseen glass. Mr. Mime looks like a magnet. Like Mr. Mime, some Pokémon do not evolve no matter how much experience they gather.
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>>8818416 >Dark Golduck is a cool Pokemon because he's a water and dark type. He's the best swimmer of all Pokemon. Whenever he swims very fast, the gem on its head glows. Golduck is known to rescue people out of the sea when a storm is coming! He's so fast at swimming, he can swim faster than the Olympics. He has seventy lives and does 60 damage on my card. Damage is the number that shows how bad a Pokemon can defeat another Pokemon. Here's a neat fact: he's got tons of special attacks and his mental thinking can make stuff happen. Mewtwo, the strongest Pokemon can't even do that. Whenever Dark Golduck swims, he swims smoothly. His weakness is electric. A weakness is a life destroyer. He's got webbed feet. This is all about Dark Golduck. >he's got tons of special attacks and his mental thinking can make stuff happen. Mewtwo, the strongest Pokemon can't even do that. Anonymous
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Ow, shit. While lurking this thread, I burnt my finger on my Hot Pocket. It feels like it's been in an oven for 80 years.
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This is all about Mew Two and Mew One. Mew One and Mew Two both have three fingers. They also both look a little bit like cats. Mew One and Mew Two are a little nice to each other. Mew Two can make storms. Mew One is small. Mew Two is big. Mew One can fly. Mew Two can't fly. Mew One lives in the forest. Mew Two lives in a castle. Mew One can't control other Pokemon. Mew Two can control other Pokemon. Mew Two can control them because he is evil, and he knows how to control them. Mew Two and Mew One are similar and different in many ways.
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>>8818337 Shit, 80 years?
Damn.
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>Charizard evolves on level 16. Charmilo evolves on level 36. In Japanese, it is Lizardon. Its special ability is blast. Charizard has wings. It can stand heat from a volcano. Wtf am I reading?
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>>8818572 That's what you sounded like when you were in second grade.
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Charizard evolves on level 16. Charmilo evolves on level 36. In Japanese, it is Lizardon. Its special ability is blast. Charizard has wings. It can stand heat from a volcano. Charmilo is my new favourite pokemon.
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This is about the Swellow. The Swellow is a flying and normal type Pokemon. He can have flying and normal attacks. I like the Swellow. ALL HAIL THE SWELLOW
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>>8818572 I wasn't retarded enough to think Charizards evolve into "Charmilos" and Monfernos into Chimchars
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I like Monferno and Chimchar. Monferno evolves into Chimchar. Monferno is a playful Pokemon. Chimchar is a chimp Pokemon. Chimchar's bottom is on fire. Monferno's tail is on fire. That's what I know so far. Thanks for listening.
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My Pokemon on DS is Chimchar. I named him Chimmy. It is short for Chimchar. He is a fire type of Pokemon. He is at level 22. His HP limit is 62. When mine went to level 14, it grew into Monterno. In the game, I got my Pokemon from the Professor's briefcase. I found the briefcase at Verity Lakefront. My name name is Pokemon Pearl.
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>Clefairy is cute and pink and weighs 17 pounds. Clefairy is quiet. WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
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Shroomish is a Pokemon. Shroomish looks like a spotted mushroom. Shroomish is a grass type. A grass type Pokemon lives in the forest or hides behind bushes in the grass. Shroomish weighs 9.9 pounds. Shroomish is 14 feet tall. Shroomish has untouchable swag.
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Aloha my name is Ikaika. I am 9 years old. By making this website, I learned that the Pokémon have power. My favorite part was coloring. Pokémon look pretty
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>>8818617 Check out 'LOVE' by the same girl. I lol'd so hard I couldn't breathe.
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KANGHASKHAN IS NOT FUCKING GREEN YOU FUCK
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>Chansey has a egg in its pouch.The egg in its pouch is Togepi. >TThe egg in its pouch is Togepi.
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>>8818654 >I seriously hope you guys don't do this Anonymous
Scyther's best move is swords dance. Swords dance has the damage of slash to 60 damage. Scyther looks like a big mantis. It is a bug and it is a fighting Pokémon.>Fighting pokemon.
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>>8818383 >They also have a talking cat named Meowth who scratches and is a lazy pest >is a lazy pest I tought kids liked meowth
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The History of Pokemon by R.J. The history of Pokemon began around 1995. It is owned by Nintendo and was created by Satoshi Tajiri. Pokemon came from Japan and was originally called Pocket Monsters which is translated from Poketo Monsuta. Nintendo rebranded it Pokemon after a naming conflict with the Monster in My Pocket Toy Line. There are currently 493 fictional species of Pokemon. There are trading cards, toys, books, video games, t.v. shows, and movies about Pokemon. I like Pokemon, along with millions of people around the world. Class genius or parents helped him write this ?
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There is no other Pokémon like Eevee. Eevee species do not evolve on their own. Eevee is a cute Pokémon. Eevee is the only Pokémon that needs three stones: thunder, fire and water. Eevee is small. Eevee's weight is 14lbs. Eevee is like a squirrel. OH GAWD MY SIDES
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>Mrs. Slime can beat Snakie in a battle. You tell 'em girl
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>Pilup evolves into Prinply, and Prinply evolves into Empoleon. Request drawfag to draw Pilup and Prinply.
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>His retreat cost is an explosion type. His weakness is an eyeball type Hahahahahahha WHAT
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Picachu by Jalen Picachu is cool because once upon a time Picachu met some other Pokemons at a tree. Pokemon met them and made friends with them. Now they are best friends.
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>Walrein is a water Pokemon. It has 150 hit points (hp). It is level 51. It can do 40 damage. Water Pokemon are almost undefeatable. Well, it is also ice. To make Walrein, you've got to evolve Spheal into Sealeo. The you have to evolve Sealeo into Walrein. You've got to learn math to add Pokemon hit points, damage, and level. Walrein has fangs and can freeze Pokemon (like Emporeon). Walrein is a fully evolved Pokemon. It cannot evolve again. Learning about Walrein is fun. But let me tell you something: If Pokemon were real, you could die because they could kill you. (But not really). > But let me tell you something: If Pokemon were real, you could die because they could kill you. PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED.> (But not really). ...wait, what? First you say I could die, now you're saying I wouldn't? Make your mind up.
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Jolteon looks like a pokey wolf. Jolteon is yellow and white. It is the evolved form of Eevee. It is a medium sized Pokémon. It is an electric type Pokémon. Jolteon's hair stands up like it was hit with a jolt of electricity. Eevee needs a thunderstone to turn to Jolteon. Descriptions pretty good, but wtf is that drawing,
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>>8818704 Just about to say that!
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This is a thread about childhood innocence, which is what all pokemon should be about and also laughing our asses off at it . Approval.
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>>8818724 Isn't that the plot of Poképark?
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This is Mrs. Mine. Her HP (hit points) are 1,000,000,000. Her type is barrier. That means she can block. She has two sticks in her hand that can block. She can also tackle. That means she can hit hard. She is 4' 3" about as tall as me. She is friendly but she can fight if she has to. barrier type.
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Fail turtle is found in fail grass.
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>>8818724 >Picachu is cool >Picachu is >Picachu >Pica Anonymous
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>>8818632 >Shroomish is 14 feet tall. >Shroomish has untouchable swag. I like this kid.
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Victreebel is the oldest Pokémon. He loves to be the oldest. He also weighs 9 pounds. He looks like a powerful Pokémon.>wat
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>>8818632 Holdthefuckup.jpg
Untouchable swag?
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So the newer school with the longer entries ended in 2008, but I wonder how old the hawaiian one is?
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hereis mine Haunter By Anon haunter is the lick pokemon. I konw him for his big tounge and the hair on his back. He is the eyeball type and he likes to trick people, making them as angry as if they were in an oven for 80 years. He weighs 147 grams and is 13 meters tall. He floats and I like him.
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He likes girls. He collects rock type Pokémon but he has a Vulpix. He has a gym. He has lots of brothers and sisters. He wants to be a Pokémon breeder. His hair sticks up. He left Ash and Misty to help another Professor take care of different Pokémon. You forgot the eyes, son.
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These kids are very special. If you know what I mean. I have heard the Hawaiian school system is very bad....
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Thie thread inspired me to go back to my Firered game and level up my Charizard until it's power is as it it's been in an oven for 80 years.
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This is Love. She has a lot of love. She cares for you. She is powerful because she can shoot out hearts that make you fall in love. She has a boyfriend whose name is Mr. K. She evolves to Choco Love. Mr. K must get some pusseh And damn guurrll, u best watch ur choco love
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Wartortle is a war Pokémon. It can learn hydro-pump. Nice assumption.
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We all did stuff like this as a kid. These are so cute.
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>>8818632 DAT UNTOUCHABLE SWAG
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>>8818875 Be sure not to play too much or your thumbs will heat up like they've been in an oven for 80 years
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Someone find more pokemania sites pl0x?
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>>8818901 You must admit, shroomish does have untouchable swag.
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>>8818841 Different anon here.
This is Rattata he is normal typed. He is a rat with big teeth. He learns the Hyper Fang it is a strong move.
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Aloha. I am Tiana. I am in the fourth grade. I am nine. My favorite thing on this website was drawing and learning about Pokémon. All pokemon things are good but you must watch your babies well because the pokéball toy is not a good thing for babies. Here are my Pokémon. We'll watch our babies tiana, don't worry.
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>>8818943 The ultimate test in Pokémon skills and knowledge.
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>>8818943 Already on chapter 4
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How the Pokemon Card Game is Played by Ben Playing Pokemon is easy. First, you get Pokemon cards. Then you place a card on the floor. Then you say it's an attack. Then when you are wiped out of Pokemon cards, the person who has the most cards left wins. That is how you play the Pokemon card game.
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>>8818943 Its written by a twelve year old. WTF.
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>this thread my sides
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>>8818634 OH CINDER YOU FUCKING TWAT, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUNCH ME I WAS JUST FUCKING PASSING BY NOW IM BURNING LIKE IM IN AN OVEN FOR 80 YEARS
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He takes care of Pokémon. He is old and smart. He eats a lot of tofu. He teaches and helps trainers. Professor Oak invented the Pokédex. He gave Ash his Pikachu.>Tofu
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This is my Pokémon creation. His name is Firedemon. He is a dragon. He has sharp claws on his fists. They can shoot out. He is 21 feet tall. His horn on his head can drill through walls. WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE
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Gary has the most Pokémon. He is the rival of Ash. Gary is Professor Oak's grandson. He has the most badges. He is mean to Ash. He teases. Gary always seems to be one step ahead of Ash.>Gary always seems to be one step ahead of Ash. Damn right.
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>>8818634 That kid thinks he's so hot like he's been in an oven for 80 years.
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>>8819082 And yet he lost to Ash in the end.
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This is Snakie. Snakie is pink. Her eyes are green. When her tongue gets blue, it means she's sick. Snakie is found mostly in the water and rarely on land. Snakie evolves into Snorkie. Only some snakies talk. When Snakie is born it cannot live on land because it is too little but when it gets older it can.
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>>8818783 >>8818783 SHIT SON ONE BILLION HEALTH
lulz !G7jzfPvOIg
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Its moves are tailblazer, stringwip and horndrill. His height is 2 feet. His hit points are 100. HP stands for its life. If it goes to zero, it will faint. At level 37, it evolves to Goldie. You can catch it in the grass. You can only catch it at night.
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FUCK SHIT THAT CINDER MOTHERFUCKER PUNCHES YOU LIKE HIS HAND WAS IN A MICROWAVE FOR FOURTY YEARS
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>>8821432 Eh, that looks about accurate compared to 3 meters, under the assumption that the kid is like five feet tall. I don't know.
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>Cinder >His slowest move is burn knuckles.
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>>8820404 That's it. Time to add Cinder into the league of Tentaquil.
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LeBeau !!wzv/oKNA+8U
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Lucario is a great Pokemon because he is one of the most powerful. He looks like a wolf. He's a muscle type and has really red eyes. The number of hit points he has is 90. Lucario does 80 damage on my card when he fights. He evolves from Riolu. His name is spelled L-u-c-a-r-i-o. He's the second evolution. His retreat cost is an explosion type. His weakness is an eyeball type. He is not Legendary but a Diamond and a Pearl. Lucario is in the training card game. Lucario is the perfect Pokemon. >He is not legendary but a Diamond and a Pearl As far as these kids go, this is probably the most descriptive one, but still...
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...Since when does Butterfree look like Ray Charles?
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Watch out or he will giv you lickens
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Lapras' type is water and ice. Lapras can swim. He looks like a whale and he does not evolve. His attack is blizzard. Pokémon trainers can ride on Lapras. Lapras watches you while you sleep.
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>>8821759 >watches you while you sleep Oh shit
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>>8821759 His shell is so cold
like it has been in a refrigerator for over 80 years.
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Check out those reddish colors. And also that pointy nose.
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>The Hawaiian word for seal is 'îlio holo i ka uaua
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This is all about Mew Two and Mew One. Mew One and Mew Two both have three fingers. They also both look a little bit like cats. Mew One and Mew Two are a little nice to each other. Mew Two can make storms. Mew One is small. Mew Two is big. Mew One can fly. Mew Two can't fly. Mew One lives in the forest. Mew Two lives in a castle. Mew One can't control other Pokemon. Mew Two can control other Pokemon. Mew Two can control them because he is evil, and he knows how to control them. Mew Two and Mew One are similar and different in many ways. >Mew One and Mew Two are a little nice to each other. >Mew Two can't fly >Mew One WTFITSIDE
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> Vulpix' height is 65m. > Vulpixs weight is 1.4 grams
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Cinder is the last thing you see before you die.
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>>8821994 SHIT'S INNACURATE
WHERE ARE HIS BURN KNUCKLES
HE HAS NUBS IN THAT PICTURE OH GOD
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>>8822003 HOW DOES PRIMAPE DO IRON TAIL? ITS POKEMON I DON'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT MAN
Which one should I do? I've got some time.
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>>8822024 When Mankey evolves into Primeape, its tail recedes into its body. It comes out when it's iron-hard. Anonymous
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This thread is so awesome it feels like it's been in a win factory for over 80 years
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>>8822025 Oh god I don't even know what to do for that.
A WILD FIREBUZZ APPEARED!
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Choco has lots of strength. She eats good foods. You should treat her well then she will like you. If you do not treat her nicely, she won't like you. Her best move is the spinning bomb. From her many squares, she can shoot fire balls or blasts of water. She weighs 250 pounds and is five feet tall. She is a fire and water type creature. At least these are better then dA OC's. These kids actually put effort into their design instead of just recoloring the same Pokémon over and over again. Da OC's make these kids's drawing look like they've been in an art museum for 80 years.
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>>8822224 Okay, this needs to be drawn. That's actually pretty damned cool. Kinda.
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Oh god think of the porn.
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Editor's comments: I believe the Pokemon Club will be ending by the end of January 2008. If you want to participate and write an article, please do so by the last Wednesday in January. If you missed this club altogether, don't fret. We are planning to have a Webkinz Club, beginning in early February. We can take pictures and write stories about our favorite Webkinz. If you are interested in participating, just let Mr. Cole know.>We are planning to have a Webkinz Club, beginning in early February >Webkinz Club I guess kids have to move on with their fads.
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>>8822347 Words cannot express my displeasure with this.
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This thread deserves to be archived. The lulz are plentiful.
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>http://jackbean.net/lucario.html Lucario is a great Pokemon because he is one of the most powerful. He looks like a wolf. He's a muscle type and has really red eyes. The number of hit points he has is 90. Lucario does 80 damage on my card when he fights. He evolves from Riolu. His name is spelled L-u-c-a-r-i-o. He's the second evolution. His retreat cost is an explosion type. His weakness is an eyeball type. He is not Legendary but a Diamond and a Pearl. Lucario is in the training card game. Lucario is the perfect Pokemon.
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>Charizard evolves on level 16. Charmilo evolves on level 36. In Japanese, it is Lizardon. Its special ability is blast. Charizard has wings. It can stand heat from a volcano. In all seriousness, I think this is a good way to get young kids into writing/ researching, wish I had this at school.
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This ams Fatopus. He can grow up to 420 m high because he eats alot. He is so big that he take 8 arms to move and he sometime gets stuck on his small arms. When he breaks them he can re grow them. If he gets too hungry he can also eat his arms. When he gets sick he turns white and can make much poisons
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Pop Pop Pop watch them motherfuckers drop.
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Insult my work irl and see what happens, faggots.
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Laughing so hard I feel like someone has been telling me jokes for over 80 years.
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Charcoal would actually be pretty cool after a name change.
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Truly, Love is the most destructive of all Pokemon.
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Remember Remember, Pokemania forever.
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This is my bro, rate.
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>>8821932 >>8821994 >>8822102 >>8822278 >>8822615 >>8822819 >>8822949 >>8822978 We should find the kids's email addresses or facebook accounts, and show these to them. This may bring them much joy, or if they've gone past pokémon, many lulz for us.
Dragon Tamer Bleeker !BAEnteiYJU
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>dat HTML styling So incredibly mid-nineties... Jesus do my eyes hurt. And my sides.
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>Magmar can burn a grass Pokémon with its flamethrower attack. Magmar looks like a big duck on fire. >big duck on fire >cannot unsee
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>>8818678 So well drawn, and yet... just enough errors to be totally hilarious. Why has Scyther got no flesh on his left leg??
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>>8823349 i always thought it was a slightly anthro duck made out of magma
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My God, those arms! Those arms! And those wings! I'm in so many stitches right now.
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>Its moves are tailblazer,stringwip and horndrill. His height is 2 feet. His hit points are 100. HP stands for its life. If it goes to zero, it will faint. At level 37, it evolves to Goldie. You can catch it in the grass. You can only catch it at night. >At level 37, it evolves to Goldie >mfw
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>>8823349 I didn't know it was possible to NOT see it that way.
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>>8822819 Charcoal's powerful moves are powerful flamer, flame leaf, pysflame, fly, horn drill, flametower, body slam, hyper fire, fire bomb,wildfire, flamewave, fire wrap, counter, nora blast, fire range.
>powerful flamer >psyflame >flametower >nora blast >motherfucking nora blast Anonymous
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Professor Oak. So gangsta, he eats a lot of tofu.
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Don't press B mid-evolution... This one looks like a process of evolution aborted midway. What a waste of Thunderstone.
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>>8818632 http://jackbean.net/Shroomish.html >Shroomish is 14 feet tall. Shroomish is cool. YOU LIED, YOU BASTARD
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>>8823614 Yeah, he lied. He lied
Like he's been a politician for 80 years. Pivott !!8Im7atHIfc5
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I'm dead. This thread has killed me. It feels like I've been laughing for a while now.
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Can anyone else find any sites like these?
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>>8821622 Oh dear, it's spreading. Anonymous
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This thread is so old, it feels like it's been here for 80 years.
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I am so glad that this is not a laugh/lose thread.
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This is Oddish. Oddish is really cool because people think he is grasses. Oddish doesn't attack because grass doesn't attack, he justs makes people rests
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Vulpixs weight is 1.4 grams.
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>>8821661 It looks like it's in pain and wants someone to end its misery.
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>>8823763 It looks like it's been tortured for 80 years
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Jesus fuck this thread is fucking golden.
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>Not archiving this thread
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Shamwow Mastar!! !vBAXM4sAS.!!Lks+/o/V0aa
Shamwow Mastar!! !vBAXM4sAS.!!Lks+/o/V0aa Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:37:00 No. 8823830 Report Quoted By:
This is my Pokémon creation. His name is Firedemon. He is a dragon. He has sharp claws on his fists. They can shoot out. He is 21 feet tall. His horn on his head can drill through walls.>He is 21 feet tall >21 ft Jesus god, this is comedy gold. Someone send this to Hollywood, this needs a movie, NOW.
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>>8823782 >>8823837 Oh god.
The similarities, down to the eyebrows, are uncanny.
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>Vulpix' height is 65m. >Vulpixs weight is 1.4 grams. >Ninetails' weight is 1.5 grams. >Ninetails height is 3.4 meters. >Raichu's height is 1.2 meters. >Raichu's weight is 80g.
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>>8823837 >implying this won't be the go-to reaction face for the next 80 years Anonymous
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>thread archived I'm proud of you, /vp/.
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>>8823895 I wonder if Breloom has untouchable swag
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Mew looks like a kangaroo. It has a long tail and big feet. Mew is very rare. That means there are not many of them and you may only see a few. Mew is psychic. That means he can tell what others are thinking. I don't even have to greentext for you guys to find the errors in this phrase.
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>This is Abra. His attack is called teleport. His type is psychic. He looks cute. He is also fapping furiously.
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Eggecute are actually heaps of eggs that from together and i wish i had an eggecute and they would all be my friends. its strongest attack is egg bomb where it throws its eggs and they turn into bombs
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>>8824216 That explode at the force of being in an atomic bomb blast for 80 years.
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>Jolteon looks like a pokey wolf. This looks more like a yellow rabbit with Down's syndrome and chronic depression.
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http://www.k12.hi.us/~paia/pokemon/kidspages/melody/vaporeon.htm I'm fairly suprised that no one has mentioned this freaking thing, who is apparently invisible in water.
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>Parasect is a big crab with a big mushroom on it. He is also a bug and grass type pokemon. He looks spooky. He is small too. Parasect looks like a big mushrooms. He is pinkish & tan. >Parasect is a big crab with a big mushroom on it. Parasect looks like a big mushrooms. >big mushrooms.
Anonymous
Why does Bulbasaur look like it has anal beads up it's ass? And by the way, Bulbasaurs do not have tails.
Anonymous
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Psst. Hey. I got some killar substance in the back of my van. Come to the back of m' crib and we be having the time of our lives for 80 years.
Anonymous
I found this. When you see it...
Anonymous
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>>8825507 That Pikachu on the bottom left corner is looking tragically hip.
MissingNo.
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I like how the kid that did voltorb made him do the Constanza face before that was even a thing. Hunt down some more childrens fakemon for me, and I'll draw them when I get home.
Anonymous
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>>8825507 Is it Exerouugg's bomb-feet?
Or bottom right, who's as good as if he's been practising for 80 years?
Anonymous
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>>8824275 Well in the RB Pokedex, it does say Vaporean melts into the water.
Anonymous
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>>8825507 That beedrill confuses me.
Anonymous
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>>8825507 I know they're kids, but with the stuff that gets approved for the magazine... imagine what the drawings that DIDN'T get approved look like.
Anonymous
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>>8824379 I'm not sure what to think of that.
Charmilo
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>>8818572 Charmilo reporting in.
Anonymous
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http://www.k12.hi.us/~paia/pokemon/kidspages/kepa/kepa.htm This kid is actually pretty impressive at drawing for his age, especially when compared to everyone else here.
I would high-five him if I ever met him.
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i'd love to see them draw explain Arceus!
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"Dark Golduck is a cool Pokemon because he's a water and dark type. He's the best swimmer of all Pokemon. Whenever he swims very fast, the gem on its head glows. Golduck is known to rescue people out of the sea when a storm is coming! He's so fast at swimming, he can swim faster than the Olympics. He has seventy lives and does 60 damage on my card. Damage is the number that shows how bad a Pokemon can defeat another Pokemon for 80 years. Here's a neat fact: he's got tons of special attacks and his mental thinking can make stuff happen. Mewtwo, the strongest Pokemon can't even do that. Whenever Dark Golduck swims, he swims smoothly. His weakness is electric. A weakness is a life destroyer. He's got webbed feet. This is all about Dark Golduck. " Are you bloody serious.
Anonymous
>my face when teenagers are laughing at school children for their lack of Pokémon knowledge Come on, we were children to once.
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>>8827893 You do realize that there's a big difference between laughing at the kids, and laughing at their shitty art and ideas, yes?
Occasionally, I'll find some doodle or homework assignment from my childhood while going through old things, and laugh at myself. These kids probably will do the same thing one day.
Anonymous
>>8827893 We're not making fun of them, we're laughing at their silliness.
There is a difference.
Childhood innocence is something to be cherished, and it makes me wish I was still at that age, having fun with drawing what you want, no matter how it comes out. Hopefully, they will grow to be like us
if they haven't already started berating Pokemon .
Picture somewhat related.
Anonymous
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>>8827893 I was in 2nd grade when Pokemon came out. I knew damn well what Psychic, Fighting, and Electricity were unlike these Special Ed. tier children.
Anonymous
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>>8828061 True, but honestly, with the progress it's taking them to learn, they won't know as many details about Pokemon as we do in the near future. Not even if they went to a Pokemon academy for 80 years.
Anonymous
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These links are adorable.
Anonymous
http://www.jackbean.net/webkinzclub.html (;ゝ '_) They replaced the pokemon club with THIS?!
Anonymous
>>8828110 Well, that's a damn travesty.
I wonder if any of these pokekids still enjoy Pokemon.
MissingNo. [5414-9187-9898]
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>>8827893 >implying I didn't just draw all these kids fakemon for fun. Anonymous
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>Weezing is gray. His eyes are white. He also has a poison sign on his stomach like Koffing. >Weezing is gray >gray What the fuck are they teaching these kids purple =/= gray
Anonymous
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>>8828130 They've probably moved on to the next big thing. Or maybe they play B/W.
MissingNo. [5414-9187-9898]
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They all live (lived?) in Paia Hawaii, but Facebook's search is useless without a last name.
Anonymous
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>>8818531 >it can swim faster than the Olympics Anonymous
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>>8825507 Is it the vagina on the Machamp?
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Seel has a dog face. The Hawaiian word for seal is 'îlio holo i ka uaua or dog riding in the toughness. Seel lives in ice water. He uses his horn to break ice. He is heavy, weighing almost 200 pounds. He is kind of short. He evolves to Dewgong.>dog face Wat
Anonymous
>>8828130 I think there are only 3 kids in the club...
Anonymous
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>>8818693 not if this is the same R.J.
>Charizard evolves on level 16. Charmilo evolves on level 36. Anonymous
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>Orkinite is Iken. ORKINITE IS SO IKEN RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
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>>8823647 >>8823614 Dammit. I was beginning to think nobody would notice ;_;
Anonymous
MissingNo. [5414-9187-9898]
Paia Elementary is on the island of Maui. So if we could figure out which HS they went to, we could probably find them. Goddamn i'm bored.
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>>8828301 http://hawaii.schooltree.org/high/Maui-County-Schools.html These are the posibilities. Some of then are bound to have moved somewhere else.
Also, this.
Anonymous
Maybe, just maybe, we could ask /b/ for help. They are very good at tracking and finding info on people, and then we can send the pictures to them. But remember that this endeavor is not meant to be malicious towards the students.
Anonymous
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Parasect is a big crab with a big mushroom on it. He is also a bug and grass type pokemon. He looks spooky. He is small too. Parasect looks like a big mushrooms. He is pinkish & tan.
Anonymous
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>>8828610 They're likely to not be interested in this, unless we find a way to twist it so it seems like a lulz oppertunity for them.
Anonymous
MissingNo. [5414-9187-9898]
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>try searching on Pipl, Facebook and Twitter >nothing at all Darn.
Anonymous
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This thread's still here? I'm impressed.
Anonymous
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>>8818693 Either way, he's easily the best describer on the site.
I nominate him as prince of /vp/.
Anonymous
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>>8821661 WHAT HAVE THESE BRATS DONE TO MY SUPERIOR PHYSIQUE
Anonymous
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>>8818632 Which kid wrote this?
Anonymous
>mfw the descriptions for Voltorb and Electrode are the exact same Also, toasting.
Anonymous
>>8829960 This thread was better without your snivy-spam.
Anonymous
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Requesting more drawing like these, if possible.
Anonymous
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>barrier type >explosion type >eyeball type >flight type
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Ponyta is a fire horse. She looks like a cute horse. She has blue feet and she runs fast. If you respect her, she won't burn you with her flames and you can ride her. She can jump over rivers and cracks. Ponyta evolves into Rapidash.>blue feet
Anonymous
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Metapod! Maximum harden!
Anonymous
>>8818634 This is a Ikaika. It is the Hawaiian Pokémon, and an explosion type. It isn't the best drawer, and it's often found rather lonely. Its attacks can leave one paralyzed for 80 years.
Anonymous
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>>8818261 This is fucking adorable.
Anonymous
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Hey /vp/ do you like my pokemon? I made him in MSpaint in 5 minutes lol XD
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Posting from chanarchive
Anonymous
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If we could send some of this shit to Game Freak...
Anonymous
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>>8818337 >in an oven for 80 years Anonymous
Anonymous
Prinply is now my favorite pokemon.
Anonymous
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This thread is so wonderful, it's like reading it in an oven for 80 years
Anonymous
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Sprites. Need sprites.
Anonymous
>Pidgeotto can fly very high. It can eat other Pokémon.
Anonymous
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>Ninetails is a fox like Vulpix. Ninetails cannot be found in the wild. If you want to have a Ninetails you have to catch a Vulpix and wait for it to evolve into Ninetails. Ninetails' weight is 1.5 grams. Ninetails height is 3.4 meters. Those colors... That 1.5 grams...
Anonymous
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>>8818531 >swim faster than the olympics. wut.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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The kids that are using resources for information should at least cite their sources. It would be a good lesson.
Anonymous
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Bumping old threads fills me with intense pangs of pleasure.
Anonymous
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>Pidgeot evolves from Pidgeotto and Pidgey. Its attacks are gust sand attack and other things. It can fly to high speeds. It can eat bugs like Venonat. And this drawing manages to look even more demented than Pidgeotto.
Anonymous
>>8818410 iaintevenmadbro.jpg
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Anonymous
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>>8848688 I made this the other day and I forgot all about it.
Anonymous
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>>8844285 Which was the kid who wrote this.
Anonymous
>>8818706 >Pilup Say hello to my adorable Pilup.
Anonymous
>>8818583 >>8818706 >>8848886 The Misadventures of Pilup and Prinply, starring Charmilo!
Anonymous
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Reaction image gold.
Anonymous
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>>8848886 That's Mama Pilup to you, Pikchu!
Anonymous
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>>8848975 And don't forget Monterno!
Anonymous
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>they almost look like the real pokemon
Anonymous
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>>8818277 I need the name of her hairdresser. Now.
Anonymous
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I'm going to sleep, but plez archive dis.
Anonymous
Rule 34 of these titular characters.What you will see is so dirty that you may need to wash your eyes for 80 years just to think straight.
Anonymous
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>>8818704 Lol, I loved that.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Hitmonlee doesn't have a mouth. Its most powerful move is mega kick. It can only kick. Hitmonlee is a great fighter. And apparently also a great slinky, with those arms and legs...
Anonymous
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This is about Blaziken. Blaziken is a fire and fighting Pokemon. His attacks are blaze kicks, ember, quick attacks, and slash. Blaziken is cool.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>8824303 It seems that poor Alakazam was flattened by a steamroller.
Anonymous
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Poor horribly disfigured Clefairy.
Anonymous
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> Charcoal's powerful moves are powerful flamer, flame leaf, pysflame, fly, horn drill, flametower, body slam, hyper fire, fire bomb,wildfire, flamewave, fire wrap, counter, nora blast, fire range >Charcoal's powerful moves are powerful flamer, flame leaf, pysflame >pysflame
Anonymous
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Please do anything to stop the torture.
Anonymous
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I'm surprised that this thread made it through the BW2 shitstorm.
Anonymous
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>>8828110 >Today I'm going to bring Pugy. I really like her. Pugy is honest and a good musician. She loves playing video games. Her friend is a blue
hippo. Her favorite food is corn on the cob. I love Pugy so much.
It's... it's... it's just not the same.
Anonymous
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http://web.mac.com/jackbean1/iWeb/2009/Webkinz2009.html Prepare yourself, for the next generation of children's fads!
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Anonymous
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Hai guys, I'm Vulpix.. I'm 65 meters tall and my weight is 1.4 grams.
Anonymous
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This is Geodude. He is camoflague with rocks and mud. he has arms but can fly so he doesn't hand stand much he can rockthrow and Defence curl. Also, we need more threads like this.
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Totodile is super strong. Jaws chomp down hard on his enemies. He's a water type. He's quite cute but he's really strong. Totodiles' bite takes away ten even though its shining fang takes five away also. Even he has fifty energy. His weakness is electric. >dat syntax It's funny how much the counter has gone up since we took a visit there.
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>>8822520 Chansey has a egg in its pouch. It can eat it for food.
>Anonymous said... CHANSEY WOULD NEVER EAT HER EGGS!!! >Anonymous said... YOU FUCKING CANNIBAL BASTARDS CHANSEY LOVES HER EGGS AND THE FEELING OF THEM IN HER "POUCH" AT NIGHT >Anonymous said... FUCK YOU CHANSEY CAN'T EAT IT'S EGG IN ITS POUCH THAT'S IT'S CHILD YOU FUCKING SHITHOLE EVERYONE HATES YOU Anonymous
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Growlithe is a tiger. It can learn a move called take down. Roar is its scariest move. It can evolve with a fire stone.>Growlithe is a tiger Somebody forgot to check the Pokédex. Even I knew that Growlithe was NOT a tiger, even as a stupid little kindergardener.>Roar is its scariest move Almost as scary as the drawing itself.
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This is Dragonite. He is the the strongest Pokemon ever. I drew him doing a hyper beam because it can kill other pokemons in 1 hit.
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Snivy is a Pokemon i found in my room in my game. Mine is a girl. She is cute. She is green and has a big leaf at the end of her tail, has a pointy nose and is a sharp type pokemon. Snivy evolves into Sevine and then into Sepryor. Snivys weigh 17 grams and is 2 meters tall. It is a snake, but does not look like a snake. It's weakness is fire energy. A weakness is a life destroyer. Snivy would rather sit in the sun than fight. she look smart, but shes still kind. The number of hit points is 60, and her retreat cost is the explosion type. the name is spelled s-n-i-v-y. Her love attack in the show can make pokemon love them like theyve been in a love machine for 80 years. She doesnt like afros. Learning about Snivy is fun. But let me tell you something: If Pokemon were real, you could die because they could kill you. (But not really). Thats all their is to know about Snivy. Snivy is awesome!
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The kids will probably look back on these drawings, and after some google searching, they may find this thread, and become pokemon fans again. Anyway, good thread.