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!WAtER/N162 No.8882954 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
OK, guys, we gotta rap 649 Pokémon.
You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part.
Let's get it on!

I want to be the best
there ever was.
To beat all the rest, yeah,
that's my cause.

Electrode, Oddish, Nidorino, Petilil
Wurmple, Swoobat, Kadabra, Cyndaquil
Victreebel, Watchog, Vanillish, Dodrio
Cherrim, Noctowl, Shuckle, Tynamo
Surskit, Unown, Slaking, Arcanine
Tauros, Camerupt, Voltorb, Mamoswine
Conkeldurr, Seaking, Ekans, Linoone
Swanna, Yanmega, Poochyena, Drifloon

Zangoose, Stantler, Entei, Dewott
Flaffy, Uxie, Thundurus, Whimsicott
Luxio, Karrablast, Roselia, Kricketot
Doduo, Kirlia, Cinccino, Samurott
Smeargle, Bonsly, Meganium, Heatmor
Mudkip, Absol, Charizard, Exeggutor
Weedle, Grumpig, Shuppet, Rhydon
Dwebble, Primeape, Slowking, Lairon