>>9558290[AUDIO RECORDING RECOVERED FROM EXPERIMENT ROOM WHERE [REDACTED] WAS LAST SEEN]
-Well, those damn pansies shut down my experiment because it was "immoral" or whatever. Friggin' pussies, I'll be damned if my research gets stopped because a couple of tree-huggers can bear to see a couple Pokemon die. For christ's sake, they're only Pokemon!
-Test number...whatever. Subject is another Cubone. I will attempt to remove the bone articles, and record its reaction, and maybe try and come up with an explanation as to why they're so damn attached to them.
-C'mere, I'm not gonna hurt ya....no, don't go! I'm friendly!.....C'mon you little bastard....
[Several minutes of pursuit as experimenter becomes increasingly aggravated]
-For the last time, I said stop running you little.....FUCK. SON OF A BITCH, MY HAND...[panting]....Subject has become....hostile.....[audible growling from Subject]
[several minutes of an intense struggle]
-[heavy breathing] Well, I'm covered in blood, but I finally got the bone artifacts. Now lets see what happens to the lil' bastard.
-48 hours, he's done nothing but sob in the corner. He hasn't eaten or drank, hell, he hasn't even slept. I almost feel bad.
-96 hours, he seems to be getting weak, but still crying.
- 1 week, and he finally kicked to bucket. Jesus, why the hell are those bones so goddamn important....huh? fuck, a power outage at a time like this? I can't see a fucking thing....what the...is......is that a Marowak? How the hell did a Marowak find its way in here?...and why the hell is it transparent...oh god. oh fuck SOMEONE HE-
[several seconds of screaming followed by approximately 40 minutes of static]
