>>9976554ETHAN.
I... I mean, Ethan, o-of COURSE you won't drink it. Your arms are all p-pinned down! Th-that's why I made sure to g-get these straws, Ethan, juuust in case I had to do something like THIS, Ethan. But it's okay, Ethan, because I'm just doing what's best for you, even if you don't know it yet, Ethan. You'll know it soon enough, though! I'm g-going to stay here and take care of you while we work through this, Ethan, because that's what it means to be devoted, Ethan.
It's why I couldn't let whores like Whitney try to tempt you away, Ethan. Can you imagine them doing any of this for you? As soon as you started forgetting things, they would have dropped you for some other guy. And you deserve better than that, Ethan. You deserve a girl who would look past your memory problems and care for you, Ethan.
I will, Ethan. I'll care for you, Ethan, like I am right now. I'm doing whatever I can to help you remember, Ethan, and I'm doing things like getting you delicious milkshakes while I am, Ethan, and I'm thinking of the little things like getting straws so you can drink them, Ethan, and the milkshake is all sweet and sugary and bloody and it has the straw in it so why don't you PUCKER UP ETHAN.