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!Bbgm.8tfjU No.3727620 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hey, weegeeans, it's my birthday today. Woop de fucking doo. I hate my birthday, it's the day where everybody feels like they are now magically able to get all up in my face and constantly annoy me all day. And everyone is well aware of the fact that I want to be treated like it was any other day, but they still do this. And of course you can't be a stingy asshole and you have to sit there and deal with all of this with a fucking smile on your face. And don't even get me started on how everybody then decides to hug me. I hate being touched, hate it. I'm not an asshole, just want to be left the fuck alone.

Also, getting to why I'm here, I'm just going to post any wallpaper I feel like posting, feel free to join.