It has a 4 hour campaign for the price of $50.
All of the puzzles are mind-numbingly easy.
Wheatley is possibly one of the top 10 most obnoxious characters I've ever seen, why does he never shut the fuck up? That shit isn't funny.
All of the philosophical themes are way too blunt and shallow, at least compared to Portal 1.
Thankfully omitted any blunt reference to the cake, but replaced it with LOL IM IN SPACE XDDD
How the hell did the testee not freeze the very instant she was sucked into space?
OKAY GLADOS I GET IT YOURE PISSED OFF THAT I KILLED YOU STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT EVERY GODDAMN MINUTE
Cave Johnson was awesome though.
And don't give me that hating video games bullshit, I loved solving the puzzles, they just weren't challenging enough which hopefully user-created puzzles will solve. But you can't tell me this story isn't absolute garbage.