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This motherfucker right here's got an M.S.Ed. now, so you better back the fuck up and listen cause this is how this shit's gonna go down.

We pretty/calm/quiet/soothing/landscape/nature/macro/flowers wallpapers now, try not to fucking jizz on the first post although I know you plebeians are hard as diamonds already because goddamn the beauty of it all is some sonnet-worthy fucking shit.