>>1557962WELL YOU SEE, M'BOY. When a man loves a woman, a man will take his penis, and insert it into the woman's vagina! But since men do not have Vagina, the man must settle for a Mangina, also known as a rosebud. And before that can happen, because excrement comes out of a Mangina, the Mangina must first be cleaned. Unlike Yaoi, real man-sex can be very apalling and awkward if the first thrust is accompanied by a brown color! So make sure to go to the bathroom and clean out first. Mm. Yes. But some like that!
Not me, sonny. Not me. Anyway! Assuming you have cleaned the Mangina, you must then have a long discussion about how it isn't gay if the balls, or in the case of the man with the Mangina, it isn't gay if the balls touch the Mangina Glands. And then after thinking through the position you will use, you must determine who will be the woman, if you have not done so. Do so now, sonny.
Good boy, sonny! Never let another man stick it up your pooper! That's what we call shame. If your Mangina has second thoughts and you are sure you do not want to go out and buy a woman from the kitchen, wrestle your Mangina to the ground and tell him it will not hurt. It is a lie, it usually hurts. Penis is not meant to go inside a Mangina, sonny! So once this is done you have performed 'guy sex'.
The more you know!