(guerrilla warfare pasta)
Santa: You do not speak with respect. Nothing. Please don't be so rude. Do not ask me any more questions please. Why are you trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Congratulations. What kind of food do you like? Santa is always thinking.I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!Is that a
fact.My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Under what circumstances? Oh you can, can you?If not that, what?I am not sure that I would want to.Umm. Message to all robots: called me an
idiot.Do you think your plan will succeed?Can you tell me any gossip?