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Anonymous !Lnj8ZEhAWs Thu 05 May 2011 22:35:00 No.5912269 View View Reply Original Report

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Femanon here. I'm at work and I really want to masturbate. Actually, I really want to grab my co worker, shove him into the spare office and ride him like a walrus.

What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:20:00 No.5914020 Report

Quoted By:

>>5913969
... moar tits?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:20:00 No.5914023 Report

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>>5913995

You are a woman and/or a faggot and you are wrong. I respect OP. She acted LIKE A BOSS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:20:00 No.5914024 Report

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I don't see any cum on tits

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:20:00 No.5914026 Report

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>>5913978
Why, hello there Berkeleyfag anon. Girlfriend is BioE there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:20:00 No.5914029 Report

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This is the best thread I've ever seen on adv

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:20:00 No.5914032 Report

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>>5914018

>Now I dunno what to do

Moar pictures, do it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:21:00 No.5914039 Report

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>>5914027
>>5914027
>>5914027
>>5914027

DO IT YOU FAGGOTS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:21:00 No.5914041 Report

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>>5913995
I send my dick to random girls on craiglist.
I don't care it's just some skin and blood vessels.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:22:00 No.5914046 Report

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ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:23:00 No.5914053 Report

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>>5912562
>>5912650
>>5912662
>>5912680
>>5912783
>>5912889
>>5913191
>>5913196
>>5913285
>>5913381
>>5913417
>>5913459
>>5913489
>>5913558
>>5913559
>>5913605
>>5913628
>>5913703
>>5913812
>>5913841
>>5913855
>>5913914
TOLD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:24:00 No.5914058 Report

Quoted By: >>5914099 >>5914100 >>5914103

Guys, what do I do? I know he's in the break room, he has to be (well could be the bathroom but I doubt it). I don't want to get fired but I also kinda still want to bang him. I only got 1 hour left here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:24:00 No.5914059 Report

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>>5913969
Now wash that off and go actually have sex with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:24:00 No.5914065 Report

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_____________________________

4CHANARCHIVE DOT ORG

REQUEST INTERFACE

THREAD ID: 5912269

BOARD: /ADV/
_____________________________

Fuck I screwed up the thread ID in the last post. This is correct. 10 needed to archive. Do it faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:25:00 No.5914070 Report

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Pro-tip : don't kiss him anymore. If he doesn't like himself at all, how do you think he will react to his own cock/cum ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:25:00 No.5914077 Report

Quoted By: >>5914086

the archive is broken, I screencapped the story and pics though

OP - you made my day, thanks!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:26:00 No.5914086 Report

Quoted By: >>5914102

>>5914077

Archive is not broken. I just added my request to it. 1 request done. 9 to go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:26:00 No.5914098 Report

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OP is an Honorary Alpha Male.

Congrats OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:26:00 No.5914099 Report

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>>5914058

Go fuck him, but take pictures/videos to share with us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:27:00 No.5914100 Report

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>>5914058
wash it off and rape him for real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:27:00 No.5914102 Report

Quoted By: >>5914115 >>5914117 >>5914135

>>5914086
>You have already requested this thread and your >request is in the database.

>It will be archived as soon as enough request for that >thread have been made.

is what I get when I request

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:27:00 No.5914103 Report

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>>5914058
discreetly show him a picture of you breasts,
write (I want to bang in x place in x minutes)
you will have to drag him there though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:27:00 No.5914104 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:28:00 No.5914114 Report

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Well either way I need to go talk to him just to strike fear in him not to tell anyone. I don't think he will though. But just to make sure. Be back soon, hopefully this thread won't 404

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:28:00 No.5914115 Report

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>>5914102

You can only request once. You have already requested it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:28:00 No.5914117 Report

Quoted By:

>>5914102

THIS.

really, likewise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:29:00 No.5914125 Report

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goto chanarchive for archiving

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:30:00 No.5914132 Report

Quoted By: >>5914149

What happened in this thread? Can a nice anon summarize it for me? Why should it be archived?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:30:00 No.5914135 Report

Quoted By: >>5914167 >>5914194

>>5914102
go here:

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:31:00 No.5914149 Report

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>>5914132

A (probably) hot female just raped a foreveralone beta kissless virgin at work and showed pics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:34:00 No.5914167 Report

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>>5914135

It's been archived.

Now OP should threaten him not to tell anyone OR ELSE (imply you'll claim rape if you have to), then wait til 3-4 days from now and rape him again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:36:00 No.5914194 Report

Quoted By: >>5914263

>>5914135
It is officially archived.

OP, I am a Dom in the BDSM world.
You are officially a Domme.

Bask in your glory; I salute you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:39:00 No.5914221 Report

Quoted By: >>5914233 >>5914238

How does a picture of her tits prove it happened? I don't get it, am I just being really pessimistic? Could just be a chubby forever alone girl posting made up stories then writing shit on her tits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:40:00 No.5914233 Report

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>>5914221
if it were so we still got pics of her tits and a nice story. I don't see a bad side here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:41:00 No.5914238 Report

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>>5914221
Seconded. This thread is balls. Why will a horny girl with the beta boy is typing on a computer when she has a semi nude boy and a walrus-level horniness?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:43:00 No.5914263 Report

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>>5914194
>I am a Dom in the BDSM world.
Congratulations on being a pretentious fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:45:00 No.5914274 Report

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Apparently, acting beta causes womens' rape glands to go on overload. Be beta, my friends. Be beta.

Raccoon !l98SWGdMBg

Raccoon !l98SWGdMBg Fri 06 May 2011 01:46:00 No.5914280 Report

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OP, they have a point.
Take a picture with him-

Your left hand on his left cheek, like you are backhanding him. Tell him its just for your memories, if he doesnt do it you *will* slap him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:47:00 No.5914294 Report

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>walrus-level horniness

oh lawdy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:51:00 No.5914337 Report

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The most legit and amazing thread Ive seen in a really long time.

This is the reason why I still come to 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:53:00 No.5914367 Report

Quoted By: >>5914377 >>5914388 >>5914412

OP here. Not gonna believe what happened. Story and pictures in a moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:54:00 No.5914377 Report

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>>5914367

= D

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:56:00 No.5914388 Report

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>>5914367
eurofag here... I need my sleep... hurry up!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:56:00 No.5914393 Report

Quoted By: >>5914407 >>5914408 >>5914414 >>5914427

okay well here's the deal I have to leave work and go home, it takes about 20minutes to get to my home, so wait and I'll have everything posted up. Or I can just summarize it before I go?

Raccoon !l98SWGdMBg

Raccoon !l98SWGdMBg Fri 06 May 2011 01:58:00 No.5914407 Report

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>>5914393
I have to walk out soon, summary fast!
And guessing youre west coast, from the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:58:00 No.5914408 Report

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>>5914393
the thread might be gone by then...

to all anons:
should we keep this thread alive by any means?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:58:00 No.5914412 Report

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>>5914367
Oh god i cant fucking wait

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:58:00 No.5914414 Report

Quoted By: >>5914418

>>5914393

SUMMARIZE IT NOW. THIS THREAD IS ALMOST 404 ANYWAY. START A NEW THREAD FOR ANY DETAILS YOU WANT TO SHARE AGAIN LATER.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 01:59:00 No.5914418 Report

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>>5914414
THIS, PLEASE OP

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OP Fri 06 May 2011 01:59:00 No.5914421 Report

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HEY GUYS, OP HERE, GUESS WHAT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2011 02:00:00 No.5914427 Report

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>>5914393
Summarize now, but when you get home, tell it all. Save the best parts for when you get home.

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