>>7040348Just make sure this thread doesn't die. And if it does, that guy better make a new one.
Anyway
>many years ago (I was about 15), my dad gets a roommate >he's a 50-year-old guitarist>mostly stays in his room and plays his guitar or goes to hang out with his girlfriend/daughter/whatever>pretty chill guy, though I never really got to know him>one day, walking home from school>enter the house, go upstairs to where my room and Jeff's room are>he's out of his room, butt naked>a sagging, 50-year-old ass is right in my face>he turns around, says hello, goes on to rub the walls some more>nope the fuck back to my room, never want to open my door againMy dad was out on a business trip at the time and wouldn't be back until next morning. It was just my 15-year-old self and that naked old man in the house.
>to be continued