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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 20:27:07 No.7035398 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7035818 >>7035841 >>7036730

Housemate/roommate stories?

I'll start.

>be beta skinny pale guy
>roommate is gorgeous blonde qt
>we're sitting on the sofa one day
>she asks for a foot massage
>okay.png
>have foot fetish, have to hide boner pretend I'm enjoying it less than I am
>sweating like fuck

What are your housemates like robots?
What do they do to annoy you?
What do you like about them?

pic semi related, found on google.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 20:28:37 No.7035410 Report

Quoted By: >>7039540

Thought you said qt, not a vapid whore OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 20:34:31 No.7035466 Report

Quoted By: >>7035728 >>7038111

>tfw dirty housemate that smells disgusting
>tfw he does not clean up after himself fucking EVER

fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 20:36:01 No.7035480 Report

Quoted By: >>7036289 >>7036969

I love these!

>live with people
>one roommate is a hottie
>she is also whore
>we didn't know
>she was suckin' dicks for cigs and beers.
>mfw i was drunk on prostitute beer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 20:49:39 No.7035574 Report

Quoted By: >>7036000 >>7036899

Last year I lived with 3 niggers

Shit was scary man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 20:57:49 No.7035636 Report

Quoted By: >>7036999

Living with strangers is a fucking gamble. You can get bro-tier people or fucking scum that disturb you at 3am and don't clean up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:08:03 No.7035728 Report

Quoted By: >>7035738

>>7035466
Where are you from?
>tfw I'm that person

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:08:53 No.7035738 Report

Quoted By: >>7035824

>>7035728
Derbyshire, UK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:11:33 No.7035760 Report

Quoted By: >>7035779

I live alone. I'm getting pretty fed up with myself. I'm a terrible roommate. I never leave our apartment. I'm always high. I don't have a job. I make a mess. I barely do my part to clean up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:13:43 No.7035779 Report

Quoted By: >>7035828

>>7035760
You live alone and don't clean up?

!SAdTOmFxzk

!SAdTOmFxzk Thu 23 May 2013 21:17:28 No.7035818 Report

Quoted By: >>7035861

>>7035398
h-how do you get a roommate of the opposite gender?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:17:56 No.7035824 Report

Quoted By: >>7037560

>>7035738

Fellow Derbyfag. Whereabouts do you live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:18:10 No.7035828 Report

Quoted By: >>7035917

>>7035779

hey, not cleaning up is one of the benefits of living alone. When you live with people you feel responsible that your shit's messin up their house too, or at least any decent person would. But as a solo tenant you can clean up whenever you want. If ever. Now i wouldn't recommend never cleaning up at all of course, but it sure feels good to go "fuck it, not today" and know that no one else would care.

>captcha: postpone vemided

see, i'm right!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:19:11 No.7035841 Report

Quoted By: >>7035873

>>7035398
why the fuck are you that much of a pussy that you fucking gave your roommate a foot massage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:19:26 No.7035843 Report

Quoted By: >>7035911 >>7035914 >>7036426

My roommate is a Semi fratty, wishes-he-was-black but not really though, being white is awesome. we've had that discussion many times bro. He got me into mainstream rap and being around him is causing his normalfag to wear off on me. I've lots like 20 lbs and im lifting n shit. has resulted in me feeling the best i have in years

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:20:58 No.7035861 Report

Quoted By: >>7036775

>>7035818
pose no sexual threat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:21:32 No.7035873 Report

Quoted By: >>7036792

>>7035841
Because he has a fetish you illiterate fuck.

Ballsweat !!ZBLMvJ/3kxF

Ballsweat !!ZBLMvJ/3kxF Thu 23 May 2013 21:24:23 No.7035910 Report

Quoted By: >>7035945 >>7036630

Not my story but a friends

>have 3 other roommates
>1 of the 3 is never seen outside his room
>can be heard practicing his paintball trigger skills at all hours of the day
>constant "tik-tik-tik-tik-tik" from him practicing
>never even seen going to the bathroom or to class
>comes out of his room only at night, when nobody else is around, to leave money on the kitchen counter for rent

One day...
>roommate is gone
>door to room is unlocked
>look inside
>pizza boxes everywhere
>piss bottles everywhere
>piles of trash
>piles of dirty clothes
>roommate comes back
>sees friend snooping in his room
>screams, begins crying, and runs out the door

Everyone pushed him to go to therapy and he eventually went. Turns out he had a bunch of anxiety issues and shit.
The amount of shit they gathered from his room to throw away was astounding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:24:30 No.7035911 Report

Quoted By: >>7035962

>>7035843
>Mainstream rap
I can understand El-P or Killer Mike, but mainstream? Oh God, cut off all ties with that fucker right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:24:52 No.7035914 Report

Quoted By: >>7035962

>>7035843
>Mainstream Rap

You better have some MF Doom or something in there. If it's just Lil Wayne and Jay Z, then you need to be shown something decent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:24:58 No.7035917 Report

Quoted By:

>>7035828
I live how my view on cleaning is pretty much the opposite of you.

>lived in college house with 3 guys I know, they're all messy as fuck
>don't clean because I'm not their mother, but clean up after myself. Still very dirty, my rooms spotless though
>tfw no clean dishes, ever, literally have to rummage throught trash under coffee table to find fork

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:27:30 No.7035945 Report

Quoted By:

>>7035910
poor fella, glad the room mates had an appropriate response.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:29:14 No.7035962 Report

Quoted By: >>7035984 >>7036012 >>7036019 >>7038684 >>7042607 >>7048539

>>7035911
>>7035914
oh boy look what i did. /mu/fags coming out the woodwork to tell me my music taste sucks.

>lil wayne
fucking amazing. No Ceilings all day

>MF Doom
bitch please can you get any more average

>El-P
yeah nah

>killer Mike
havent listened, will give it a try

I used to hate lil wayne n kanye in shit, but i learned that that music has its place and its time. Its music for fun, its not supposed to be the most amazing composition of sound ever created.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:31:23 No.7035984 Report

Quoted By: >>7036043

>>7035962
Cool, listen to more Jazz Hop, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:32:46 No.7036000 Report

Quoted By:

>>7035574

Stories now white boi

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:33:28 No.7036007 Report

Quoted By: >>7036148 >>7042707

> be ugly nerd
> roommate is qt mulatto
> talking about vacuuming the place, while walking around
> i decide to lie down on a couch
> "awww you're all comfortable"
> she's walking toward me like she's gonna get on the couch too
> immediately i get up and mention buying a vacuum, then walk into my room and close the door

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:33:50 No.7036012 Report

Quoted By: >>7036019 >>7036043

>>7035962
I don't even browse /mu/. Anybody with decent taste in music knows that someone is sleeping to the faggoty end of the pool when they'd rather listen to weezy than El-P or MF Doom. Fuck bro.

And the music for fun excuse is stupid. You can say that about all popular music. It's the reason why we don't listen to Baroque music.

And you better get your ass listening to Killer Mike. It might wash the cancer off of you.

Ballsweat !!ZBLMvJ/3kxF

Ballsweat !!ZBLMvJ/3kxF Thu 23 May 2013 21:34:46 No.7036019 Report

Quoted By: >>7036049

>>7035962
>lil wayne
>fun
Meh. If I were to go down that route, I might say Kendrick Lamar, Drake, J. Cole, Rick Ross, ASAP Rocky, Nas, etc.
Lil Wayne is annoying as fuck.

And don't you dare talk shit about MF Doom, that man is amazing.

>>7036012
I like the way you think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:36:54 No.7036043 Report

Quoted By: >>7036079 >>7036107 >>7036133

>>7035984
>Jazz Hop
damn son. could you be any more white? it wasnt enough to listen to music black people dont listen to anymore, you have to take two kinds of music black people dont listen to any more and combine them together

>>7036012
i really dont even understand how people can listen to El-P or MF Doom for a full song, their music just does nothing for me. im not saying its bad, im saying i dont like it. And real tho, neither of them is even close to lil wayne.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:37:38 No.7036048 Report

Quoted By: >>7036123 >>7036148 >>7036728

>Share a Playstation
>Both playing Skyrim, make characters of ourselves because we're uncreative
>Wake up in the early hours of the morning one time
>Hear game going on in the living room
>Sneak out to see what's going on
>Roomate laying on the couch with her pajamas down
>Masturbating
>The Skyrim is on, she's on my character
>Keeps getting my character killed in various ways and masturbating to it
>Sneak back to bed and return to sleep

At least she didn't actually overwrite any of my saves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:37:39 No.7036049 Report

Quoted By: >>7036084 >>7036107

>>7036019
>Kendrick Lamar, Drake, J. Cole, Rick Ross, ASAP Rocky, Nas, etc.

kendrick
>ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:41:08 No.7036079 Report

Quoted By: >>7036091

>>7036043
>Jazz Hop
>Not listening to it
I'm black and that's almost all I listen to. I see you're an unintelligent swine. I disagree with your opinions nigga and if you wanna hit bout' it come see me

Ballsweat !!ZBLMvJ/3kxF

Ballsweat !!ZBLMvJ/3kxF Thu 23 May 2013 21:41:54 No.7036084 Report

Quoted By: >>7036102

>>7036049
I don't understand what you are trying to imply.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:42:28 No.7036088 Report

Quoted By: >>7036131

>implying that wan't you
seriously, you're ballsweat. I'm surprised you didn't mention the cans of feces they found.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:42:39 No.7036091 Report

Quoted By: >>7036134

>>7036079
>I'm black
cool. could you be any more white though? im not talking about skin pigment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:44:20 No.7036102 Report

Quoted By: >>7036131

>>7036084
drake is only good when he's on other peoples songs
J cole is meh
Rick ross has a very limited amount of good songs, ASAP as well
Nas... well i guess i cant actually argue with Nas.
Kendrick definitely stands way above the rest

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:44:53 No.7036107 Report

Quoted By: >>7036110

>>7036049
>>7036043
Surely this is trolling to the finest. Well played, Anon. Now run and go play with your legos, grown men are trying to talk about the technique of combining harmony to get a form of art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:45:42 No.7036110 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036107
shhh. I was on my way to derailing this thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:47:32 No.7036123 Report

Quoted By: >>7036516

>>7036048
More stories like this.

Anyone have stories about almost getting raped by their hyper-sexualized roommates.

Ballsweat !!ZBLMvJ/3kxF

Ballsweat !!ZBLMvJ/3kxF Thu 23 May 2013 21:48:16 No.7036131 Report

Quoted By: >>7036150 >>7042712

>>7036088
Hahaha!
>implying I'm not extremely clean in actuality.
Suck it.

>>7036102
Nah, I agree. Kendrick is way better than all of them. He's probably one of the best in the game right now. I was just listing artists that I consider "fun" music.
Drake, Rick Ross, and J. Cole have decent material for clubs, parties, and shit.
ASAP Rocky is bubble gum rap. The beats are amazing but the lyrics are simplistic and catchy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:48:27 No.7036133 Report

Quoted By: >>7036176

>>7036043
>Bashing Jazz Hop

Shame on you. A Tribe Called Quest and De La Soul are amazing.

Hieroglyphics' stuff is pretty good, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:48:27 No.7036134 Report

Quoted By: >>7036155 >>7036176 >>7043127

>>7036091
How does listening to any specific type of music, make you a certain color. Entertainment has enough diversity for everyone of different races to get into different things. That's the type of world we live in. Besides, Jazz is one of the basis for hiphop. Don't forget that.

I'm not saying I don't listen to Lil Wayne and 2chains, i'm saying i'm no longer close minded enough to not try different things. Honestly, you sound...like a highschool kid, who brainwashed by what his peers told him to like.

poe

poe Thu 23 May 2013 21:49:03 No.7036140 Report

Quoted By: >>7036164 >>7036215

Danger guys, I actually wanted to hear crazy roommate stories. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

Ballsweat !!ZBLMvJ/3kxF

Ballsweat !!ZBLMvJ/3kxF Thu 23 May 2013 21:50:04 No.7036148 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036007
Why would you do this, anon?

>>7036048
What the fuck? What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:50:08 No.7036150 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036131
damn you're the first person in here with a realistic concept of the rap game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:50:24 No.7036155 Report

Quoted By: >>7036174 >>7036179

>>7036134
I thought that Funk and Soul music were a basis when DJ's were looking for something to mix.

This is coming from electronic music, but aren't the Amen Break and Funky Drummer sample from James Brown tracks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:50:31 No.7036158 Report

Quoted By: >>7036170

Only male, three female flatmates

>Two of their rooms smell of fungus and rot.
>Can't figure out how to be clean
>Shortcut as much as they can in basic chores
>There's a dishwasher...yet they still have stacks of plates in the sink
>Never fix anything, and when they do claim to be manly
>>>Used some no more nails = Man of house according to one of them
>Try and have me listen to their relationshit
>Far too interested in my relationships
>Not funny.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:51:00 No.7036162 Report

Quoted By:

I live with 8 other people and our shared kitchen is a fucking dump. The cleaner made a point by moving the masses of plates and pans and shit into a huge pile in the centre of the room, and they just moved it back again. I barely have any shit but that doesn't stop them from using it and not washing it afterwards, and they keep stealing stuff from my cupboard. Someone has taken from my vodka bottle 3 times. Plus they're noisy fuckers. 0/10 would not live with again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:51:15 No.7036164 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036140
I'm sooooo sorry.

OP, if you successfully get this thread back on track, that'll be nice. We'll need Denzel to fix this massive derailing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:51:41 No.7036170 Report

Quoted By: >>7036185

>>7036158
So have you fucked them yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:52:37 No.7036174 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036155
Well jazz had had an huge influence on rap as well. I over exaggerated a bit to get my point across. My apologies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:52:47 No.7036176 Report

Quoted By: >>7036201 >>7043066

>>7036133
>implying those artist are even jazz-hop at all.

>>7036134
Im not actually talking about race, im talking about culture. im sorry you're too caught up in your superiority to come down to earth with the rest of us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:53:02 No.7036179 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036155
funky drummer is, amen break is from the winstons. and yeah, I'd say it was more from funk and soul than jazz. Especially if you think about it as the breaks that kool herc and stuff were sampling way back when

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:54:23 No.7036185 Report

Quoted By: >>7036201

>>7036170
Two are sluts and one a lesbian... so no. Already got a girlfriend so I have no motive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:55:26 No.7036195 Report

Quoted By: >>7036237 >>7036241 >>7036245 >>7036248 >>7036283 >>7036317 >>7036664 >>7037114 >>7037143 >>7048707 >>7048713

Not exactly roomate, but I've got this introverted girl staying in my room, mostly the bed. It was after a tabletop game that she sort of just followed me inside my place and started living here. At the time I thought she just needed to use the bathroom or something, but she's been living here on and off for like 2 months now.

If I actually gave a shit, I'd probably just tell her to get out/go away, but it's like she's not even there really so I'm not that bothered by it. Still though, the privacy is kind of an issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:56:12 No.7036201 Report

Quoted By: >>7042631

>>7036176
Well, Hieroglyphics isn't Jazz Hop at all, but Del The Funky Homosapien is a stunning MC.

But A Tribe Called Quest and De La Soul wrote the fucking book on Jazz Hop.

>>7036185
You should fuck them anyways.

Ballsweat !!ZBLMvJ/3kxF

Ballsweat !!ZBLMvJ/3kxF Thu 23 May 2013 21:58:14 No.7036215 Report

Quoted By: >>7036230

>>7036140
Sorry. I'll contribute with more stories.

>go to visit black friend up state
>never before met his roommate
>be told he's a white dude who's kinda like me
>okay.jpg
>arrive at his apartment
>some abhorrent creature with three feet long blonde hair is sitting on the couch in nothing but extra short running shorts
>he's combing his hair gracefully and turns to face us
>he says in the most patronizing voice I've ever heard "Oh, who is this?"
>proceeds to introduce himself as David before scurrying off to his room
>don't see him ever again

I learned later he asked my black friend this exact question: "Is he gay? Seemed kinda queer or something? Fucking faggot. Didn't like him.

How my friend got with him as a roommate I will never know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:00:14 No.7036230 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036215
Sounds like my friend buy more gay and less autistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:00:13 No.7036231 Report

Quoted By: >>7036248

No more non-sexual roomate stories please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:00:47 No.7036237 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036195
>Not exactly roomate, but I've got this introverted girl staying in my room, mostly the bed. It was after a tabletop game that she sort of just followed me inside my place and started living here.
what

just what

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:01:49 No.7036241 Report

Quoted By: >>7036523

>>7036195
That sounds hot as fuck, man.

Is she cute?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:02:13 No.7036245 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036195
What? Is this some fantasy you have?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:02:22 No.7036247 Report

Quoted By: >>7040508

>female roomate is away for the weekend
>same with the other
>"Fucking ALRIGHT! Time to snoop through their stuff!" (of one actually, the other was a bipolar chubby mess - nothing interestign to see there)
>read her old diary
>wear her panties
>wear her bra
>attention whore on the internet as a trap
>fap in her room

>watch tv with her two days later and getting drunk

The other stories about me missing two 100% certain chances of fucking her are kinda boring.

Other than that,five years oif living with a lovable bipolar mess that drove me insane!

Ballsweat !!ZBLMvJ/3kxF

Ballsweat !!ZBLMvJ/3kxF Thu 23 May 2013 22:02:25 No.7036248 Report

Quoted By: >>7036270 >>7036523

>>7036195
What in the actual fuck
How can you just let her mooch off you?

>>7036231
>wah wah fulfill my fantasies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:04:55 No.7036266 Report

Quoted By: >>7036286 >>7036299 >>7048734

>Share apartment with Indian hambeast
>She very nice, but no matter how many time I tell her to stop, she keeps eating my food in the middle of the night when she needs a snack and has already devoured everything she owns
>One night when I'm drinking alone in my room (like you do) and she's out partying, I have a brilliant idea
>Go into the kitchen and put my dick in the cottage cheese
>So pleased with myself that I can't stop laughing
>Laugh hard enough that I feel a tinkle of pee escape into the cheese
>Return to my Appassimento, still chuckling
>A few hours later, housemate rolls through the door with her latest conquest in tow
>They have loud sex on the living room sofa, I make a mental note to euthanize sofa in the morning
>When they're done she waddles into the kitchen in search of sustenance
>I give her a few minutes before coming into the kitchen for a glass of water
>As I had hoped, she's by the table doing her best dugong impression while scooping cottage cheese into her mouth with her fingers
>Her accuracy is perhaps 70%, so when she looks up at me half her face is smeared with (literally) my dick-cheese
>Give her a nod, return to my room, and cackle manically

It's not much of a story, I guess, but I was so pleased with myself.

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:05:55 No.7036270 Report

Quoted By: >>7036299

>>7036248
>>wah wah fulfill my fantasies.

Exactly, so get to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:08:27 No.7036283 Report

Quoted By: >>7036298 >>7036523

>>7036195
Maybe she's a psychology student and she's doing an experiment on you. Seeing how long it takes before you question what the fuck is going on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:09:19 No.7036286 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036266

lel, 8/10.

Would be roommates with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:09:38 No.7036289 Report

Quoted By:

>>7035480
>mfw i was drunk on prostitute beer.
top lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:10:06 No.7036298 Report

Quoted By: >>7036523

>>7036283
Her findings were probably due a month ago. She never expected someone to go so long without asking her what the fuck her deal is

Ballsweat !!ZBLMvJ/3kxF

Ballsweat !!ZBLMvJ/3kxF Thu 23 May 2013 22:10:06 No.7036299 Report

Quoted By: >>7036324 >>7036395 >>7043654

>>7036266
Laughed hard at "dick-cheese".
Well played, anon.

>>7036270
>be living with 11/10 amazing qt
>she is totally into my neckbeard
>eyeing me 24/7
>lustful as fuck
>gonnagivethed.jpg
>she's taking a shower
>now's my chance
>slowly creep in so she doesn't know I'm there
>grab the shower curtain and rip it back as fast as I can
<s> >she turns to me terrified and naked
>she screams in terror as I stab her to death with a knife </s>

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:12:04 No.7036315 Report

Quoted By: >>7036350

>house share
>staying in house over summer
>NEW HOUSEMATES
>2 singles, me and
>1 couple
>couple girl moves in first
>so jawdroppingly, heartbreakingly beautiful
>talk with her, watch tv, drink
>boyfriend calls to say he's running late, won't get there til gone midnight
>got shit to do in the morning, go to bed
>get up, go to make breakfast
>amazing smell from kitchen
>boyfriend is making breakfast, he's a chef
>he is also completely nude
>"Oh hey, you must be anon! I'm just making breakfast, do you want a sausage or something?"
>every day when he gets home from work, he strips nude
>the whole summer, watching tv, playing vidya, eating dinner with a nudist and his amazingly beautiful girlfriend
>who is not a nudist

That was bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:12:20 No.7036317 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036195
is this an anime

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:12:49 No.7036324 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036299

[violins intensify]

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:16:51 No.7036350 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036315
>a sausage or something
me amo sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:21:11 No.7036395 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036299
That is hardcore, mate.

Were you sure to hide the body right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:25:21 No.7036426 Report

Quoted By:

>>7035843
Is your roommate named Riley?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:34:54 No.7036516 Report

Quoted By: >>7036628 >>7036633 >>7037070 >>7037122 >>7048745 >>7048749 >>7049376

>>7036123
i've been raped* by my two roommates

>move in, sharing room with super beta
>other room in apartment is 2 girls
>4/10 and 6/10
>i'm probably a 8/10
>they're obsessed with talking about how attractive i am
>anon, you look like a model
>i cringe, but laugh
>they get me super drunk one night
>i'm laying on the floor in the living room about to pass out, my beta roommate has gone to bed
>6/10 girl comes up and lays on my chest
>4/10 one comes over and lays on other side of me
>6/10 slides her hand under my shirt
>i slide off one of her shoulder straps to her shirt and start playing with her nipple
>the other one starts touching me too
>they slide off my pants and start taking turns blowing me
>while one is blowing me, the other is kissing me and letting me suck on and play with her tits
>eventually they get a condom and have me put it on or they put it on, and i fuck 6/10 on her knees while 4/10 watches
>i cum after 3 minutes
>i lay down and pass out
>wake up next day and feel disgusting
>4/10 whines to me the next few weeks about how i didn't fuck her and tries to blow me, but i'm always sober and don't let her

*rape is in the legal context. i didn't say no, but i didn't say yes. it happened because i was drunk. i'm not a faggot and so i don't really feel like a rape victim, but i do feel kinda disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:36:05 No.7036523 Report

Quoted By: >>7036654

>>7036241

She might be? I've never seen her dressed up or cleaned up nice. She always just wears like hoodies and sweatpants, and has her hair all about her face. She's not my type anyway though.

>>7036248

She pulls her weight sort of. Like she does the laundry when I'm not there, and she doesn't eat much/gets the food she does eat for herself.

True though, that she doesn't pay for rent or anything, I should probably ask her to or something.

>>7036283
>>7036298

lol never thought of that. I don't think she's a psychology student though, but then I've never asked anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:37:14 No.7036529 Report

Quoted By: >>7037147 >>7048292

>Renting a room from a couple (let's call them Ross and Rachel) with a huge-ass apartment they can't afford
>There's them, me, and another tenant (Let's call him Joey)
>Their relationship is obviously strained, he's pretty pissed that she quit her job to "focus on [her] writing" just after they bought an expensive fucking flat, and she's constantly whining that he's too skinny and should go to the gym "like a real man."
>Joey is a bro, we play Heroes of Might & Magic and share porn folders
>Walls are really thin, can hear when Ross & Rachel have sex, masturbate to their moans quite a bit
>Wake up one afternoon, hear them going at it
>On my way the bathroom, notice the door to the master bedroom isn't completely shut
>Sneak a peek
>Gasp in shock as instead of the expected brown missionary-style lovemaking of Ross and Rachel, I'm treated to a view of Rachel's tiny Taiwanese form getting railed from behind by the gloriously Scandinavian Joey
>Masturbate furiously in the shower
>Few nights later, run into Rachel in the hall as she's sneaking back to bed from a visit to Joey's room
>Share a look of understanding, say nothing
>Day after that, woken up by loud sexing noises
>In the living room, Ross is watching Deadliest catch and looking more sullen than ever
>Sex noises still coming from the master bedroom
>Ask him what the fuck
>He goes "I don't even know, man"
>Rachel and Joey start dating, although she's still sleeping in Ross' bed and he's still supporting her and her writing career
>They teach me and Ross as if we're invisible, having sex all over the house without giving a fuck, at one point I walk in on her giving Joey a blowjob while he's taking a dump. They didn't even close the door
>Can't deal with living in a fucking NTR doujin, move out as soon as I find a new place
>Still Facebook friends with Joey
>Ross still lives with him and Rachel (it is his apartment, after all)

That shit was fucked up. Roommates, never again.

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Thu 23 May 2013 22:41:44 No.7036561 Report

Quoted By:

>2 housemates
>one's a stedhead guy that sells weed/debt collects
>other is a qt black bitch
>house gets raided
>qt black bitch was in the shower
>runs out and punches a policeman whilst naked
>stedhead gets cautioned for the weed as he'd sold loads
>house still reeks of the shit
>qt has to go to court for assaulting a police officer
>tfw tapped dat ass raw before court

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:41:44 No.7036562 Report

Quoted By: >>7036589

man reading this thread makes me realize a lot of people live such weird, interesting lives compared to mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:45:38 No.7036589 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036562
It sucks, doesn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:50:50 No.7036628 Report

Quoted By: >>7036834

>>7036516

Poor you.

Post pics of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:50:58 No.7036630 Report

Quoted By:

>>7035910
That sounds like what would have happened to me if I hadn't started therapy. Poor guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:51:03 No.7036633 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036516
We need more stories like this one.

But that's pretty hot though, I wish I knew girls that were attracted to me enough that they'd make me drunk to mess around with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:53:46 No.7036654 Report

Quoted By: >>7036684

>>7036523
>never asked
Do you just not speak to her at all? Have you never held a conversation with this girl who strolls in and out of your house daily?
Jesus man.
Give the the D for fucks sake

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

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Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Thu 23 May 2013 22:54:28 No.7036664 Report

Quoted By: >>7036684

>>7036195
so does she sleep in your bed or what?
have you fucked?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:57:33 No.7036684 Report

Quoted By: >>7036699 >>7036716 >>7036717 >>7036729 >>7036765 >>7037143 >>7037641

>>7036654

She only responds in mumbles, yes or no answers, or just not at all. And I don't know how much strolling in and out she does, she basically just lives in my room.

>>7036664

Yeah, she basically just sleeps/sits in bed all day. Thankfully my room has a king-size bed, so I just push her over when I want to sleep. Initially the first few weeks I just slept on the living room couches or the chair in my room, but eventually I just got tired of it and shoved her over and just went to sleep. Now she keeps to "her" side of the bed.

And no, no fucking. Again, she's not my type. I don't really find her attractive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 22:59:11 No.7036699 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036684
She sounds cute. You should cuddle with her or play games with her.

That's what she wants, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:01:37 No.7036716 Report

Quoted By: >>7036934 >>7048761

>>7036684
How are you so totally apathetic about this situation? I can understand not wanting to get rid of her, but just casually ignoring her for 2 months?
Fuck
you have every robots fantasy so close at hand and you're shoving it aside each night when you go to bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:01:44 No.7036717 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036684
>Initially the first few weeks I just slept on the living room couches or the chair in my room

Do you have testicles?

KingHarold !sL3PpE2pfQ

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KingHarold !sL3PpE2pfQ Thu 23 May 2013 23:03:10 No.7036728 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036048

Oh God, I want her.

>You will never have a room mate who does this.

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Thu 23 May 2013 23:03:19 No.7036729 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036684
should cuddle her mate see what she does

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:03:39 No.7036730 Report

Quoted By: >>7036794

>>7035398

Lived with two other guys while in college. One guy was cool bro. Hung out, worked, cleaned up after himself.

Other guy was full-on aspie. never left his room but also never closed his door. Walking by you were met with a stale pizza/stale beer/ stale semen ordor that would knock buzzards off a meat wagon.

We asked him to clean up, no change. We asked him to close his door, nope. We ended up going over to uni, taking an automatic door closer off a door and installing in on his door so everytime he opened it, it would close itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:06:54 No.7036759 Report

Quoted By: >>7036775 >>7036782 >>7036783 >>7036789 >>7036822

I'm surprised by the number of guys living with girls. Granted i've never really looked into it, but i've seen lots of adds on bulletin boards and most of the time I see girls advertising that they only want to live with other girls.

Could anyone tell the story of how they came to start living with someone of the opposite sex? Was it awkward at all? Did you try to get it that way or did it just happen on its own?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:07:26 No.7036765 Report

Quoted By: >>7036934

>>7036684
Do what the other Anons are saying, cuddle up to her and see what she does. Than report back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:09:09 No.7036775 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036759
see
>>7035861

>r9k

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:09:39 No.7036782 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036759
University usually does it. Unless you specifically request a same sex flat, you'll be with some of the foreign gender. Scary I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:09:45 No.7036783 Report

Quoted By: >>7058206

>>7036759
same here, I've never seen co-ed apartments here in the states.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:10:06 No.7036789 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036759
>i've seen lots of adds on bulletin boards and most of the time I see girls advertising that they only want to live with other girls.

Worst part is when they don't say it until the last line. I was looking, found an amazing place, everything I wanted and so much more. Last fucking line, girls only.

I was so mad I went to that address right then and there and raped some sense into her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:10:37 No.7036792 Report

Quoted By:

>>7035873
do you wanna suck on my tiny cock,f ag? thepoint is she had the nerve to ask in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:10:50 No.7036794 Report

Quoted By: >>7036836

>>7036730
thats some fucking motivation right there.
You're an engineer arent you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:13:36 No.7036822 Report

Quoted By: >>7036853 >>7037054

>>7036759
girls hate living with other girls. It just leads to a house full of drama.
If you live with dudes, they mostly don't give you trouble. That's why everyone wants to live with guys, and guys like having a girl around because they'll sometimes cook and clean, but more importantly they'll bring *their* female friends around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:14:40 No.7036834 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036628
eh i'm not gonna post pics.

6/10 has zero tits but an okay ass. is a mutt of races

4/10 is a short and overweight mexican with big tits

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:14:47 No.7036836 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036794
Oh, fuck. At my college, the Engineering dorms is basically the ghetto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:16:30 No.7036853 Report

Quoted By: >>7036896

>>7036822
>girls hate living with other girls. It just leads to a house full of drama.

I once lived with nine girls. After 2 weeks, I left for work before they got up, and didn't go home until 10-11 at night.

Still had to moderate the catfights and get rid of spiders.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:21:10 No.7036896 Report

Quoted By: >>7036965

>>7036853
>I once lived with nine girls
I don't suppose that wound up being, just like one of my japanese animes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:21:25 No.7036899 Report

Quoted By: >>7036961

>>7035574
>tfw hear room mate masturbated
>tfw you hear her cute little moans
>tfw you don't want to fap because she just sounds cute
>tfw she suddenly says your name

I also lived with 3 black guys. I realised how much shit niggers actually get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:22:17 No.7036911 Report

Quoted By: >>7036942 >>7037019

This summer I was forced into a weird roommate situation. Me and 4 of my bros all signed a lease to live in the house for the next two semesters. The lease starts in the summer and I moved in to get ahead on classes next year after I failed one class last semester. I then find out that two of my roommates have sublet-ted their room two two girls who are taking their masters courses. I arrive there for my first day and they are already there.

They are nice enough but I just try to stay out of their way and just carry on with my schoolwork and fitness. Most of my time is just spent in my room when I am at home. Sometimes they don't realize that I am home. This was the case when they had another master student over for dinner

>cont

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:23:47 No.7036934 Report

Quoted By: >>7036950 >>7036973 >>7036995 >>7037143 >>7038502 >>7040009

>>7036716

Because she's like a non-person pretty much. If you replaced her with a eating, breathing pillow, it would probably be the same.

>>7036765

I made it as an excuse to thank her for doing the laundry, though she didn't return it but she got pretty hot (temperature). After a few minutes she asked me to leave so she could take a shower. I'm sitting in the living room at the moment.

After she got up though and before I left, I felt where she was sitting, how I was able to tell she was hot. She probably has a fever, I'll ask if she's sick afterward.

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Thu 23 May 2013 23:24:17 No.7036942 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036911
>you walk in on a 3some
least thats what i expect to happen next

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:25:25 No.7036950 Report

Quoted By: >>7036959

>>7036934
>Nursing her

OH FUCKING YES.
DO EET

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:26:08 No.7036959 Report

Quoted By: >>7036979 >>7036991

>>7036950

Pfft no, if she's sick I need to know so I don't catch anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:26:29 No.7036961 Report

Quoted By: >>7037018

>>7036899
>I realised how much shit niggers actually get.
elaborate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:26:43 No.7036965 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036896

Not even a little, no. Out of ll of them, two were bros, and only one of them was attractive.

She was a lesbian. Her girlfriend was even hotter, but a total prude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:27:23 No.7036969 Report

Quoted By:

>>7035480
>prostitute beer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:28:22 No.7036973 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036934
>She probably has a fever, I'll ask if she's sick afterward.

Too late, you've already been infected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:28:59 No.7036979 Report

Quoted By: >>7037007

>>7036959
She's sick mate.
If you nurse her back to health, then you become a good flatmate.

Quit being an ass, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:29:55 No.7036991 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036959
Yeah better find out if you're sleeping on the couch for the next few nights.

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Thu 23 May 2013 23:30:29 No.7036995 Report

Quoted By: >>7050937

>>7036934
shes being all dandere, also take her temperature
with your meat thermometer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:30:47 No.7036999 Report

Quoted By:

>>7035636
This can also apply to living with friends, one of my best friends is a terrible room mate. you never really know someone until you live with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:31:32 No.7037007 Report

Quoted By: >>7037023

>>7036979

If she's not paying rent, is she a flatmate? Plus, she can get medicine for herself.

I'm not sure if she's sick though because she only started to get hot when I hugged her. Like it was only afterward that she looked to be uncomfortable and wanted to shower. Regardless, I can just find out for sure by asking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:32:26 No.7037018 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036961
Like these guys were really great people and everyone pretty much knew them around campus yet if they saw them walking in the same direction, some people wold completely change their paths.

Also positive racism kind of gets annoying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:32:34 No.7037019 Report

Quoted By: >>7037044 >>7037060 >>7037103 >>7037168

>>7036911

I have the rest of my story typed but on word but when I try to paste it in I get a "Non-ascII text is not allowed"

What can i do to copy and paste the rest of the story?

I usually just lurk, this is my first time posting a story

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:32:47 No.7037023 Report

Quoted By: >>7037053

>>7037007
She's not sick then.

You dog, you.
You know she's shlicking herself in your shower, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:34:37 No.7037044 Report

Quoted By: >>7037094

>>7037019
save as .txt and then copy paste maybe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:35:20 No.7037053 Report

Quoted By: >>7037097 >>7037099 >>7037159 >>7037495

>>7037023

Nah, if she wants to do that, she doesn't do it in the shower, though she still asks me to leave anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:35:24 No.7037054 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036822
You know what girls love, though? Not getting raped and murdered in their homes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:35:44 No.7037060 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037019
you could take a screenshot of it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:36:33 No.7037070 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036516
I'm sorry you had to experience such a horrific rape OP. I hope you can move on with your life and those beasts are brought to justice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:38:09 No.7037094 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037044
It didn't work,

I'll try to type as fast as possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:38:20 No.7037097 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037053
Man, you're being such a sucker.

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

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Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Thu 23 May 2013 23:38:31 No.7037099 Report

Quoted By: >>7037149

>>7037053
finding it hard to grasp your situation, so she just watches you lurk and shit then asks you to leave the room if she wants to masturbate and you've shared the same bed for months but not fucked

freakin me out man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:38:42 No.7037103 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037019
Check quotation marks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:39:27 No.7037114 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036195
artsy as fuk...gg /lit/fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:40:08 No.7037122 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036516
Daily reminder not to give free, friendly blowjobs to people.

I mean I guess if you don't like or want it it's going to feel gross, doesn't work one way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:41:50 No.7037143 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036934
>>7036684
>>7036195
This is the weirdest fucking story. Ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:42:09 No.7037147 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036529
>deadliest catch
for Joey

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:42:22 No.7037149 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037099

Ok well I mean obviously she isn't like "Get out, I want to masturbate." But I can tell what she's been doing afterwards, I'm not stupid or anything.

I think a good analogy would be like, look at it as sharing a room with a sister or sibling. I mean that's not how I see her, but imagine that same sort of feeling where you don't look at or think of them in a sexual way at all. Or actually, I just don't pay much attention to her in general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:43:08 No.7037159 Report

Quoted By: >>7037197 >>7038145

>>7037053
Next time she asks, say no. Seriously, it's your house. She's living there rent-free and pretty much does nothing to earn her keep. Why put up with her demands?

Also, seriously beginning to question the validity of this guy's claims. How about you get us some proof? Take a picture of her when she's not looking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:43:47 No.7037165 Report

Quoted By:

wow these stories make me want a roommate

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:44:17 No.7037168 Report

Quoted By: >>7037183 >>7037199 >>7037210

>>7037019
>Cont
While in my room reading a novel I hear them talking below

>"Ever since I broke up with my old boyfriend I haven't had sex in forever. I just want to find a new guy and get laid again"
Then my roommate pipes up
>"why don't you fuck anon who lives upstairs hehehe"
They all start laughing
>"Yeah I'll just walk by and seduce that little boy then listen to Justin Bieber. YOLO"
(We joke around saying that they are practically my baby sitters since they are don their undergrads and I have just finished my freshman year)
>"No I'm serious, you should! They kid is like 19, you could just starfish the whole time and he wouldn't notice. Go for it!"
>"No, I don't want some young guy who doesn't even know what his little cock can do and will probably just bust in like 30 seconds"

>cont

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:45:44 No.7037183 Report

Quoted By: >>7037227

>>7037168
Oh BURN! You might wanna get some aloe for that, bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:46:37 No.7037197 Report

Quoted By: >>7037207 >>7037211 >>7037216 >>7044633

>>7037159

I figured it was less demands and more just courtesy? Plus I don't want to watch her masturbate.

I don't own a camera, but I'm headed out to Best Buy later, and I'll see if there's a cheap one I can get.

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Thu 23 May 2013 23:46:38 No.7037199 Report

Quoted By: >>7037222

>>7037168
you better fucking ruin that pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:47:36 No.7037207 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037197
We'll bump the thread for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:47:49 No.7037210 Report

Quoted By: >>7037222 >>7037229 >>7037230 >>7037244 >>7037254 >>7037370 >>7037446 >>7037483 >>7048397

>>7037168

>Cont

>"Yeah but he'll treat you like gold"
>"well if you think it's such a goof idea, why don't you do it?"
There is silence for a few seconds
>"You know what, maybe I will"
>"You naughty babysitter"
They all erupt into laughter and then head out onto the front porch for a smoke.

I was so intimidated that I stayed in my room and kept quiet all night. The next day they invited me to drink with them this weekend.

I have had sex before but older girls really intimidate me. I'm not personally attracted to my roommate either.

What should I do robots?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:47:50 No.7037211 Report

Quoted By: >>7037231

>>7037197
>I don't own a camera

How convenient.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:48:23 No.7037216 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037197
>don't want to watch her masturbate
Holy shit, this is either the biggest lie of a story or you are the gayest man on Earth.

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Thu 23 May 2013 23:48:53 No.7037222 Report

Quoted By: >>7037237 >>7037503

>>7037210
refer yourself to>>7037199

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:49:24 No.7037227 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037183
I have to admit, I laughed a little to myself when I heard them say that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:49:50 No.7037229 Report

Quoted By: >>7037252 >>7037503

>>7037210
Fuck her/them anyway.

Doesn't matter if you're not attracted to them, just close your eyes and imagine someone else whenever you wanna cum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:50:11 No.7037230 Report

Quoted By: >>7037503 >>7037561

>>7037210
You should walk in, point one out, say "You, my room, 5 minutes. The rest of you little girls can watch if you want." Then just stroll out and wait. They want a man? Give them one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:50:11 No.7037231 Report

Quoted By: >>7037245

>>7037211

Not everyone owns a camera. Shocking, isn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:50:35 No.7037237 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037222

Thanks for the advice. I guess that dubs and trips make it fate

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:51:04 No.7037244 Report

Quoted By: >>7037260 >>7037503

>>7037210
Play along until they make their move then say no, telling them you don't fuck sluts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:51:09 No.7037245 Report

Quoted By: >>7037562

>>7037231
>Not everyone owns a camera.

You don't have a phone, a webcam, or a laptop?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:51:47 No.7037252 Report

Quoted By: >>7037267

>>7037229
I'm worried if it will be really awkward for the rest of the summer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:51:59 No.7037254 Report

Quoted By: >>7037503

>>7037210
good stuff anon. Head out and drink with them, you will lose your social fear as soon as the bottle hits your lips. then get laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:52:29 No.7037260 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037244
I like your style anon. I think this is what I'm most likely going to do

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:53:17 No.7037267 Report

Quoted By: >>7037503

>>7037252
Don't let it be. Be confident. Be assertive. Best case scenario? They all want the dick and you have pussy on tap for the rest of the Summer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 23:53:49 No.7037272 Report

Quoted By: >>7058229

My older brother lived with 5 other girls in a house in his 2nd year of uni.

he said it was one of the worst parts of his life, they were disgusting, lazy and didn't clean and there was a shit ton of drama.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:03:04 No.7037364 Report

Quoted By:

I wish I had interesting stories to tell. My roommate is just a fat, 50-something closeted gay guy who watches children's shows (not like just cartoons, I'm talking like Disney shit and stuff meant for 8 year olds.) and no goals in life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:03:53 No.7037370 Report

Quoted By: >>7037503

>>7037210
what you should do is be honest and tell them you overheard their conversation and that you are not interested in either of them. really, its pretty much the only effective way.. bonus points for doing something creepy to really scare them off. like say the only thing that turns you on is snuff, or that you only like lolicon and get super defensive about its legality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:10:30 No.7037446 Report

Quoted By: >>7037503

>>7037210
You're gonna get laid. Best do some pushups.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:12:24 No.7037483 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037210
>What should I do robots?
Dinner party with your friends of course.

>"Ever since I broke up with my old girlfriend I haven't had sex in forever. I just want to find a new girl and get laid again"

poe

poe Fri 24 May 2013 00:13:09 No.7037495 Report

Quoted By: >>7037562

>>7037053
Holy shit she asks you to leave so she can masturbate. The real important details:
She doesn't pay rent and yet asks you to leave. What a cunt
She makes it obvious enough that she's about to masturbate.
This shit is weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:13:51 No.7037503 Report

Quoted By: >>7037552 >>7037577

>>7037222
>>7037229
>>7037230
>>7037244
>>7037254
>>7037267
>>7037370
>>7037446

Well anons, I think what I'll do is just hang out with them more and go for drinks because my life needs more excitement this summer. All of my friends are gone home for their vacation and I am a lone wolf. I won't try to make moves but I think hanging with them would be fun. I'll see where the summer takes me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:17:29 No.7037552 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037503
good plan, never know they might have other friends who catch your interest

moo !!QHO0KbEDKhP

moo !!QHO0KbEDKhP Fri 24 May 2013 00:18:19 No.7037560 Report

Quoted By:

>>7035824
Derbyshire here too, I know at least 4 people including myself are here. I wont go further than to say I'm from Derbyshire on 4chan though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:18:21 No.7037561 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037230
b-b-b-ack that ass up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:18:36 No.7037562 Report

Quoted By: >>7037572 >>7037641 >>7037672 >>7037684

>>7037245

I think her laptop has a webcam in it, but she always locks it when she's not using it (which is basically always).

>>7037495

She just asks for some privacy or alone time, but I know by now what she does some of those times. It's not always masturbating, but I can tell when it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:19:21 No.7037572 Report

Quoted By: >>7037596 >>7037598 >>7037599

>>7037562
How do you truly know that she's whacking off, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:19:43 No.7037577 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037503
You've got this.

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Fri 24 May 2013 00:21:33 No.7037596 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037572
smell fish coming through the door

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:21:38 No.7037598 Report

Quoted By: >>7037632 >>7037672

>>7037572

She looks sweaty/tired afterward, and she always does the laundry after as well (including the sheets).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:21:38 No.7037599 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037572

>girl

>whacking off

Whoa whoa whoa, what kinda house is this guy running?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:24:19 No.7037632 Report

Quoted By: >>7037716

>>7037598
how would you rate her /10? also describe her physically

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:25:04 No.7037641 Report

Quoted By: >>7037716

>>7037562
>>7036684
Did you try to talk about her background? Offer her help? Tried to go out / play a game?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:28:32 No.7037672 Report

Quoted By: >>7037712 >>7037715 >>7037716

>>7037562
>>7037598
So let me get this whole thing straight. Some girl followed you home like some type of stray animal and just lives in your room (for free). Not only that but she even kicks you out of YOUR OWN ROOM THAT YOU'RE PAYING FOR to masturbate and shower.
What
The
Fuck
Seriously bro, I don't understand...You can at least fuck the bitch so she's not totally useless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:29:31 No.7037684 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037562

Is this one of my japanese animes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:31:12 No.7037712 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037672
Why are you so mad about this? Sounds pretty cool to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:31:24 No.7037715 Report

Quoted By: >>7037721

>>7037672
He's the epitome of beta. Lets this little introvert hikki walk all over him. In his situation I would at least, AT LEAST, tell her to get a job and help pay for rent/bills etc. That's just fucking sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:31:27 No.7037716 Report

Quoted By: >>7037737 >>7037749 >>7037766 >>7037768 >>7037786 >>7037794

>>7037632

Just by looking, maybe a 5/10? Haven't sat down and gotten a good look at her cleaned up. She's shot and small, long messy black hair.

>>7037641

Once or twice, though holding a conversation with her is annoying because she just nods or shakes her head, yes or no answers, etc. The only time we're together out of my room is the tabletop game we both go to, and she acts the same there. Tried playing games but she wasn't very good, at least in multiplayer.

>>7037672

No no, we were both in a tabletop game for a couple of months before she sort of just invited herself in, and just stays here now. As for the leaving the room thing, she doesn't kick me out, in fact I've physically kicked her out before. I just oblige when she asks, keeping in mind that I don't spend all that much time in my room except for evenings anyway. She does chores and shit, she doesn't talk or complain and she's like a potted plant pretty much, so she's not completely useless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:32:05 No.7037721 Report

Quoted By: >>7037766

>>7037715
>In his situation I would at least, AT LEAST, tell her to get a job and help pay for rent/bills etc

>not kick that bitch out

Fuck sake.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:33:36 No.7037737 Report

Quoted By: >>7037758 >>7037774

>>7037716
>Haven't sat down and gotten a good look at her cleaned up.

You don't even know what she looks like?

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Fri 24 May 2013 00:34:50 No.7037749 Report

Quoted By: >>7037774

>>7037716
>in fact I've physically kicked her out before
expand
=

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:35:52 No.7037758 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037737
the more i keep reading about this, it just seems funnier every time. its so weird, i just wanna observe an average day for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:36:34 No.7037763 Report

Quoted By:

Do you actually like having her around?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:36:55 No.7037766 Report

Quoted By: >>7037827 >>7037870

>>7037716
Ask your friends about her. Whoever introduced you to her must know something. Also, have you ever thought that she might have a crush on you but is too shy to say anything about it? Try asking her if she wants to be your girlfriend or something. Not seriously, just to see her reaction.
>>7037721
I wouldn't kick her out. What if she's got a shitty home where some asshole family member or something molests or beats her? What if she's homeless? I wouldn't be so cruel without a little background. However, I would want her to pull her own weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:37:09 No.7037768 Report

Quoted By: >>7037870

>>7037716
So has she moved any of her shit into your room like clothes? By the way you described her as a potted plant With a fully functional vagina I'm genuinely curious as to how such a being exist. I mean are there really people out there with the personality of a potted plant?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:37:45 No.7037774 Report

Quoted By: >>7037787 >>7037793 >>7037799 >>7037804 >>7037806 >>7037811 >>7048349

>>7037737

No I mean I've never seen her up close, washed and cleaned out of a shower, with her hair out of her face. I have a pretty good idea what she looks like, like I said, probably a 5-6/10 depending on your tastes.

>>7037749

The first few weeks when I wanted to shower or do personal stuff, I asked her to leave. After like the second time I got tired of it, and just picked her up and physically carried her out of the room and dropped her in the living room. After a few times of that she got a better sense of things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:37:58 No.7037780 Report

Quoted By:

Twin brother
Only annoys when he starts complaining how dirty our place is. I'm probably annoying him more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:38:56 No.7037786 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037716

There is no way you can convince me that she isn't secretly in love with you

Although to be fair, I'm more convinced that you are basing this off some Chinese cartoon I'm not familiar with

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:38:57 No.7037787 Report

Quoted By: >>7038008

>>7037774
Sounds like she has some serious repression issues. Did she object or complain when you picked her up? If not, I'm smelling the telltale signs of abuse.

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Fri 24 May 2013 00:39:28 No.7037793 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037774
ah right, i say invite her out on a date see what she says

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:39:38 No.7037794 Report

Quoted By: >>7038008

>>7037716
Try making her laugh once in a while. It's not like you treat her like trash or something... I can't believe she doesn't open up to you to at least have a simple conversation. ...after 2 months that is.
Also her behaviour reminds me of this song http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1fzsn_wir-sind-helden-nur-ein-wort_music#.UZ59XLVTDmc

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:40:11 No.7037799 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037774
>The first few weeks when I wanted to shower or do personal stuff, I asked her to leave. After like the second time I got tired of it, and just picked her up and physically carried her out of the room and dropped her in the living room. After a few times of that she got a better sense of things.

wtf lol. its like a movie where an alien girl who lost her memory found you and is staying with you. and you have to slowly teach her how to be normal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:40:19 No.7037804 Report

Quoted By: >>7037870

>>7037774
>No I mean I've never seen her up close

YOU SLEEP IN THE SAME BED

ParanoidHyperMusicPolice !ynEUGf3h9I

ParanoidHyperMusicPolice !ynEUGf3h9I Fri 24 May 2013 00:40:32 No.7037806 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037774
>and just picked her up and physically carried her out of the room and dropped her in the living room

I fucking don't even

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:40:51 No.7037811 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037774
Is she at least going all tsundere on you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:42:52 No.7037827 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037766
>Whoever introduced you to her must know something.
I like to imagine the person who introduced them was the last person whose home she intruded upon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:43:18 No.7037833 Report

Quoted By:

Wait, first of all, are you sure she isn't some kind of immigrant of something? Does you think she knows what is going on?

I'm loving this thread already. please keep typing op, anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:47:42 No.7037870 Report

Quoted By: >>7037902 >>7037912 >>7037921 >>7037935 >>7037961 >>7037969 >>7037987 >>7038052 >>7040297

>>7037804

When she's all frumpy, a mess of hair wrapped up in pajamas and a hoodie.

>>7037766

Well I'm not about to ask her out, but I could probably figure out what she really wants, if there is such a thing. Again though even if she was like, secretly in love with me and confessed as much, I'm still not interested in her and wouldn't take her up on it.

>>7037766

The tabletop DM whose game we met in, knew her from when he was in high school, though she was home schooled. I'll ask him more about her before the next game.

>>7037768

Yeah, she's got some clothes in the closet, as well as towels, bathroom products, kitchen/laundry stuff, some books and her laptop.

I think it's probably safe to say that before college she probably never spent time around people her own age?

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Fri 24 May 2013 00:49:49 No.7037902 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037870
just start spooning her at night, but no groping incase she has flashbacks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:50:34 No.7037912 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037870

This is just... wow

ParanoidHyperMusicPolice !ynEUGf3h9I

ParanoidHyperMusicPolice !ynEUGf3h9I Fri 24 May 2013 00:51:19 No.7037921 Report

Quoted By: >>7037951

>>7037870
>I'll ask him more about her before the next game.

>"Hey bro, I've been meaning to ask - what's with that chick you brought last time? She's living in my bed and she won't leave."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:52:07 No.7037935 Report

Quoted By: >>7038108

>>7037870
>pajamas

Wait, so where did her clothes come from? Did she bring them? Did you come home and they were just there? Is she using yours?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:52:43 No.7037940 Report

Quoted By: >>7038108

Maybe because she possibly hadn't encountered those of her own age before college, maybe she doesn't know how to interact/speak with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:53:03 No.7037951 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037921

>Talk over the phone
>He acts completely normal until the part about living in the bed
>"Get out. Get out of the house, run, and don't stop."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:53:31 No.7037961 Report

Quoted By: >>7038108

>>7037870
This is so intriguing. But wait, aren't you at home now? Just do your fellow robots this one huge favor and ask her what she's doing. Get a real conversation going. Get her to answer some of our questions or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:53:51 No.7037969 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037870
Do you give her a key to the house?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:55:01 No.7037987 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037870

Do you even know her name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:56:41 No.7038008 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037787

No, she kind of just curled up, like the fetal position until I let go.

>>7037794

I have no idea what her interests are, but I can try and figure something out. She does have her own games to play, and channels to watch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:56:43 No.7038010 Report

Quoted By:

inb4 it's your right hand or some gay shit like that.

ParanoidHyperMusicPolice !ynEUGf3h9I

ParanoidHyperMusicPolice !ynEUGf3h9I Fri 24 May 2013 00:58:03 No.7038033 Report

Quoted By: >>7038045 >>7038053

Elephant in the room time.

Pics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:58:47 No.7038045 Report

Quoted By: >>7038065

>>7038033
We've already asked that, tripfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:59:19 No.7038052 Report

Quoted By: >>7043503

>>7037870
I just jumped into this thread here. Are you willing to devulge personal information (e.g. her name and home town) in order to find out more? I can probably come up with a decent amount of information about her if you want. I will do this free of charge out of fascination

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:59:19 No.7038053 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038033
Thanks for asking. I did not wanna seem rude, but yes, I'd also like to see some pictures of her.

ParanoidHyperMusicPolice !ynEUGf3h9I

ParanoidHyperMusicPolice !ynEUGf3h9I Fri 24 May 2013 01:00:07 No.7038065 Report

Quoted By: >>7038079

>>7038045

Where?

bloxing where

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:00:59 No.7038079 Report

Quoted By: >>7038096

>>7038065
>what is ctrl+f

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:02:31 No.7038096 Report

Quoted By: >>7038145

>>7038079
I am on a phone so for my knowledge just link us

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:03:12 No.7038108 Report

Quoted By: >>7038117 >>7038123 >>7038137 >>7038169 >>7038328 >>7038644

>>7037935

She brought them, like I said she's been living here on and off again. Not like she's been here 2 solid months, she's not been here for about 2 separate weeks. Overtime she's brought her stuff in.

>>7037940

You know that would actually make sense.

>>7037961

Yeah I'm in the living room waiting for a call, but she's done showering I think. I can go talk to her now. Just need to think of a way to word it properly, not just "Ok, what's going on, do you like me, why are you here." etc...

Will go to do that now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:03:17 No.7038111 Report

Quoted By: >>7038120

>>7035466
he's sitting right in front of me :/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:04:00 No.7038117 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038108
Thanks man. Just so you know, this entire scenario is making my evening. Finally something interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:04:16 No.7038120 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038111

Dave, I keep telling you it's a glandular thing.

ParanoidHyperMusicPolice !ynEUGf3h9I

ParanoidHyperMusicPolice !ynEUGf3h9I Fri 24 May 2013 01:04:33 No.7038123 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038108

Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

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Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Fri 24 May 2013 01:05:41 No.7038137 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038108
i'm waiting in anticipation

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:06:06 No.7038145 Report

Quoted By: >>7038155 >>7038161

>>7038096
See: >>7037159

Faggot.

Fuck your lazy ass and your lazy ass phone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:07:04 No.7038155 Report

Quoted By: >>7038173

>>7038145
Much obliged cock goblin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:07:14 No.7038161 Report

Quoted By: >>7038173

>>7038145

And fuck you for scratching his lazy sac.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:08:05 No.7038169 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038108
>Ok, what's going on, do you like me, why are you here.
Leave out the do you like me part, that's a bit much up front. Rest is good to go.

Also, take a good look at her. Doublecheck, you'd be suprised how often the girl turns out to be bear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:08:33 No.7038173 Report

Quoted By: >>7038182 >>7038185

>>7038161
Oi, fuck you mate. He's going to to bitch some more if I didn't.

>>7038155
Shut your fucking mouth and show some respect, faggot.

ParanoidHyperMusicPolice !ynEUGf3h9I

ParanoidHyperMusicPolice !ynEUGf3h9I Fri 24 May 2013 01:09:29 No.7038182 Report

Quoted By: >>7038205

>>7038173

You seem pleasant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:09:39 No.7038185 Report

Quoted By: >>7038205

>>7038173
>He's going to to bitch some more if I didn't.

Then let him bitch and moan, cocknobbler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:11:31 No.7038205 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038182
Yeah, I'm a fucking smiling little girl.
You got an issue with that?

>>7038185
I hate it when people sit there and bitch.
Like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:11:37 No.7038208 Report

Quoted By: >>7038225 >>7038243 >>7038260 >>7045004

I live with my dad and a german guy sleeps on the couch
he doesn't really Speak english
we mostly just sit around and watch TV

the other day at like 2 in the morning he came in my room and started yelling at me in german
then he pulled my fire alarm out of the ceiling and walked away

he's really Messy and I find half Eaten food lying around all the time
he doesn't pay rent or anything and my dad doesn't speak german so I don't Know why he's here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:12:38 No.7038225 Report

Quoted By: >>7038284

>>7038208
Throw his nazi ass out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:14:22 No.7038243 Report

Quoted By: >>7038284

>>7038208
>I don't Know why he's here
Your father is gay and has a kraut fetish, that's the only explanation.

ParanoidHyperMusicPolice !ynEUGf3h9I

ParanoidHyperMusicPolice !ynEUGf3h9I Fri 24 May 2013 01:15:28 No.7038260 Report

Quoted By: >>7038411

>>7038208

Does he have a daughter who recently went to live with someone else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:17:20 No.7038284 Report

Quoted By: >>7038324

>>7038225
it's not my house

>>7038243
he works all day and brings home chicks all the time
my room is right by his
I would know if they were messing around
that's not really the kind of thing he'd keep Secret anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:20:20 No.7038324 Report

Quoted By: >>7038411

>>7038284
Have you tried, you know, asking your dad why some strange German is living in your house?

do you people really not question random strange people living in your homes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:20:29 No.7038328 Report

Quoted By: >>7038348 >>7038354 >>7038372

>>7038108
Come on, mane.

Tell us what she had to say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:21:40 No.7038348 Report

Quoted By: >>7038368

>>7038328
Give him a few minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:21:53 No.7038354 Report

Quoted By: >>7038368

>>7038328
She kicked him out of the house, now he's homeless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:22:57 No.7038368 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038348
Good point.
But it's exciting.

>>7038354
What if she's now monitoring the thread?
Ohhh fuck.

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Fri 24 May 2013 01:23:03 No.7038372 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038328
with any luck he'll be balls deep in her right now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:24:59 No.7038401 Report

Quoted By:

This thread just painfully reminded me again of all the missed opportunities i had in college.

What the fuck am i doing...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:25:19 No.7038404 Report

Quoted By: >>7038463 >>7039468

i live with a couple (until next month when i finally move out)

>mfw he is one of the dumbest people i've ever met
>mfw he opens his mouth to say anything
>mfw they leave food scraps all over the kitchen and then complain about "our roach problem"
>mfw they can't into recycling and the trash can is constantly full because they alsways shove boxes and cans in there
>mfw she cuts his hair in the bathroom and there is hair everywhere all the time
>mfw she has a full-time job and he is an unemployed loser
>mfw he has aspirations to be an actor or a bartender or a vidya developer
>mfw i work mornings at 5am and they sometimes cook dinner at 11 or 12
>mfw sometimes those dinners consist of frying chicken so the smell and noise wake me up
>mfw i've repeatedly asked them to cook at more reasonable times and all i get are "okay sure, no problem, sorry again"
>mfw he thinks "martial arts" consist of a punching bag with a guy's body on it that he hangs on the garage wall
>mfw he punches the bag and it causes the walls in the house to vibrate
>mfw i can't remember a time when either the washing machine or the dryer didn't have clothes already in them
>mfw i suspect one of them of using my maple syrup because the outside of the bottle had syrup on it and i'm not messy like that
>mfw you can literally tell which kitchen cabinets are theirs and which are mine because the wood around the knobs of theirs are dirty as fuck
>mfw it's my turn to clean the house and i do a great job and then hours later there's toothpaste all over the sink and food on the all over the stove
>mfw he cooks ramen in the microwave and the shit overflows and he just does nothing about it except for letting it dry there
>mfw i went to visit family in s. america and he says "where's colombia again? mexico?"
>mfw i told him i was a bio major and he starts asking me inane shit like "why haven't scientists figured out how to give us wings yet?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:25:48 No.7038411 Report

Quoted By: >>7038443 >>7038451

>>7038260
I don't know
why

>>7038324
I'm used to living with strangers
I've asked my dad but he didn't want to talk About it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:27:41 No.7038443 Report

Quoted By: >>7038514

>>7038411
is your dad in some biker gang?

maybe the german guy is on the run from the law

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:28:23 No.7038451 Report

Quoted By: >>7038471

>>7038411
Well this thread just gets more interesting with every post

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:28:49 No.7038459 Report

Quoted By: >>7038749

>>mfw i went to visit family in s. america and he says "where's colombia again? mexico?"

This guy is about as dumb as they get from the sounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:29:00 No.7038463 Report

Quoted By: >>7038655

>>7038404
>"why haven't scientists figured out how to give us wings yet?"

Those people actually exist? And they have sex? Well, who am i kidding...fucking obviously they have sex.

Another reason to hate the universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:29:38 No.7038471 Report

Quoted By: >>7038488

>>7038451
It hasn't been interesting already?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:30:55 No.7038488 Report

Quoted By: >>7038497

>>7038471
That's what I'm saying. Just when you think it couldn't be more intriguing, it gets more intriguing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:31:35 No.7038497 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038488
This thread has me hooked.

Most interesting thread on /r9k/ right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:31:46 No.7038502 Report

Quoted By: >>7038518

>>7036934
Do you even know her name? Do you ever talk to her at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:32:43 No.7038514 Report

Quoted By: >>7038533

>>7038443
german guy would probably not break the law
he doesn't even like it when I smoke pot around him
my dad isn't in a Biker gang he doesn't even have a beard
if I Was the only biker without a beard I would kill myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:32:56 No.7038518 Report

Quoted By: >>7038546

>>7038502
He's already covered it.

She mumbles, says yes/no, or shakes/nods her head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:33:55 No.7038530 Report

Quoted By:

>Most interesting thread on /r9k/ right now.

I'd say

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:34:20 No.7038533 Report

Quoted By: >>7038619

>>7038514
you said you are used to live around strangers.explain?are you like trailer park people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:34:45 No.7038546 Report

Quoted By: >>7038558 >>7038568 >>7038570 >>7038581

>>7038518

I've found a contradiction in the story guys. If she only mumbles and says yes or no, how does she go about playing tabletop games? Don't tabletop games require large amounts of talking?

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Fri 24 May 2013 01:35:45 No.7038558 Report

Quoted By: >>7038607

>>7038546
depends what you're playing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:36:21 No.7038568 Report

Quoted By: >>7038607 >>7039810

>>7038546
Depends, maybe they play snakes and ladders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:36:32 No.7038570 Report

Quoted By: >>7038607

>>7038546
To make them good, yea. But I've played with shit players like that before

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:36:53 No.7038581 Report

Quoted By: >>7038607

>>7038546
I've done some DnD before and I could just set my head down during the investigations and wait until the battles.

Then I could point at the target, point at what I'm doing and then roll.

!SAdTOmFxzk

!SAdTOmFxzk Fri 24 May 2013 01:39:08 No.7038605 Report

Quoted By:

This thread makes me finally want to move out of my parents house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:39:24 No.7038607 Report

Quoted By: >>7038633 >>7038640

>>7038558
>>7038570
>>7038568
>>7038581
Jesus christ we just waved our power levels in the air like a flag didn't we?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:40:16 No.7038619 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038533
used to be a foster Kid
get hospitalized sometimes because schizophrenic
couch surf a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:40:47 No.7038633 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038607
We're on 4chan.

It's like pissing into a sea of piss.

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Fri 24 May 2013 01:41:00 No.7038640 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038607
don't worry this is a safe place

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:41:21 No.7038644 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038108
I love how you've never found this weird until we got on your ass about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:42:24 No.7038655 Report

Quoted By: >>7040187

>>7038463
thankfully i have never heard any sex noises. i'm just amazed that she's supporting him. she seems fairly intelligent and as far as i know she's the one paying for his bartending classes and all the liquor required for him to practice. all he does is stay home and play videogames and smoke weed, all payed by her.

but i guess it's like one of my coworkers said "some women just love broke niggas"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:43:38 No.7038674 Report

Quoted By: >>7038693 >>7038694 >>7038711 >>7038712 >>7038731 >>7038752

what the fuck she startin crying and ran out fuckin hell saying she coulnd't handle it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:44:07 No.7038684 Report

Quoted By:

>>7035962
>Lil Wayne is amazing
>MF Doom and El-P suck
Your roommate has no taste in Hip-hop and probably grew up on his suburb's Pop radio station.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:44:53 No.7038693 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038674
What.

You're not the poster.

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Fri 24 May 2013 01:44:54 No.7038694 Report

Quoted By: >>7038707

>>7038674
hope this is trawlin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:45:54 No.7038707 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038694
He's not.

Notice the grammatical difference.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:46:12 No.7038711 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038674
Well.
Fuck.
I honestly don't know what to think.
This really does just have me baffled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:46:19 No.7038712 Report

Quoted By: >>7038728

>>7038674

Typing style is completley different, not to mention the bad grammar and spelling

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:47:22 No.7038725 Report

Quoted By:

I was about to say

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:47:28 No.7038728 Report

Quoted By: >>7038741 >>7038748

>>7038712
>>7038712

Is this better? Trying to write while she grabbed some of her stuff, going to see what she's doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:47:33 No.7038731 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038674

Troll post do not reply.

Story's op is balls deep right now.

ParanoidHyperMusicPolice !ynEUGf3h9I

ParanoidHyperMusicPolice !ynEUGf3h9I Fri 24 May 2013 01:48:26 No.7038741 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038728

Why would you ruin a good thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:48:41 No.7038748 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038728
You sure about that?

What did you ask her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:48:42 No.7038749 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038459
you have no idea. i avoid talking to him because he always manages to say something so unbelievably stupid that i'm left speechless.

like 2 weeks ago we had an exterminator come in to survey some possible termite damage and to also do some routine spraying for roaches and wasps. our house is across the street from an elementary school. my rm asks the terminix guy if it's possible that being near all those kids has something to do with roaches, and the guy just went wat.jpg.

"uh no. unless you're bringing in a bunch of messy kids in the house, why would you think that would have anything to do with roaches or termites?"

we both laughed in his face at his dumb question

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:48:56 No.7038752 Report

Quoted By: >>7038769

>>7038674
If not a troll, though I believe you are, my offer still stands. Give me her name and where she is from and I can provide you a comprehensive history of this girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:50:24 No.7038769 Report

Quoted By: >>7038797

>>7038752
Are you from CIA? Special agent r9k?

This post will explode in 10 seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:52:39 No.7038797 Report

Quoted By: >>7038825 >>7038872

>>7038769
No nigger. I am the PI on r9k. Anyone who was here I'm January might remember me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:55:18 No.7038825 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038797
I remember the thread and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:59:51 No.7038867 Report

Quoted By:

Bump for anon's tale of the random squatter-girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:00:44 No.7038872 Report

Quoted By: >>7038892

>>7038797
Yeah, I remember you.

You're pretty hardcore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:02:04 No.7038883 Report

Quoted By: >>7038949

More story of OP footjob girl, pics or anything please

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:02:45 No.7038892 Report

Quoted By: >>7038904 >>7038905 >>7038939

>>7038872
become robotPIfag trip?

/r9k/ needs more namefags

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:03:55 No.7038904 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038892
I'm not the PI.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:03:57 No.7038905 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038892
>/r9k/ needs more namefags

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:07:07 No.7038937 Report

Quoted By: >>7038963

So this thread is really boring now that the guy witb the squatter girl left. Back to f5ing the r9k homepage I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:07:28 No.7038939 Report

Quoted By: >>7038958

>>7038892
I have a trip from that thread I rarely dust off when I need to prove to some asshole who I am. I prefer to be anonymous though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:08:51 No.7038949 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038883
Sorry no pics, she walks around barefoot all the time though. It's porn to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:09:47 No.7038958 Report

Quoted By: >>7038973

>>7038939
sorry what thread is this? archive?

26th !!36pD59nRK19

26th !!36pD59nRK19 Fri 24 May 2013 02:09:58 No.7038960 Report

Quoted By:

I'd just like to say that female roommates are pretty dirty/nasty. Not that I have them, my apartment is filled with 4 guys, myself included, but we keep our shit clean.

>First time in GF's apartment
>She lives with 2 other sorostitutes
>Piled up dishes all over kitchen
>Out of clean bowls/plates, using tupperware
>Clothes all over their fucking rooms
>Random panties strewn in the most random places
>Bathroom sink has nothing but makeup and beauty products all over the place

Girls are gross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:10:06 No.7038963 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038937
He'll be back, hopefully ;_;

mysterys biggest fan

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mysterys biggest fan Fri 24 May 2013 02:10:10 No.7038964 Report

Quoted By:

>roommate in college
>walk in room, see him playing MGS3
>"dude, is that snake eater?"
>"yea man, I love MGS"
>become best friends
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:10:48 No.7038966 Report

Quoted By: >>7038982

I'd like to see this last resort proof you use if you didn't mind sharing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:12:03 No.7038973 Report

Quoted By: >>7039007

>>7038958
Archive type in PI Robot. Look for the thread back in January with Dick Tracy as the picture for the OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:12:59 No.7038982 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038966
Its in the old thread. I showed credentials in it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:14:26 No.7038994 Report

Quoted By: >>7039000 >>7039005 >>7039433

I live with a female and her mother. Well her mother more lives with us... We've been friends since childhood and became roommates our first year of uni (we both went to community college for 2 years before this) and then her dad died and her mom quit working then her mom came to live with us and now she supports her mom.

Her mom drinks a lot and is loud and annoying as fuck, we've tried getting her active and getting her a job and her own place, but she just won't. Also my friend is lesbian, we play games and go out and shit though, so I guess we treat each other like siblings.

She also brings cute girls home every once and awhile, so that's cool. But I don't really have any interesting stories except from her drunk mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:15:33 No.7039000 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038994
>Drunk Mom

I know this feeling.

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Fri 24 May 2013 02:15:48 No.7039005 Report

Quoted By: >>7039041

>>7038994
ever bang her mum when she's drunk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:15:57 No.7039007 Report

Quoted By: >>7039018

>>7038973
can you link? I can't see it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:17:19 No.7039018 Report

Quoted By: >>7039037 >>7039048

>>7039007
I am actually driving a car at the moment. Give me a minute and I'll get you it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:19:30 No.7039037 Report

Quoted By: >>7039066

>>7039018
Have fun dying, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:20:03 No.7039041 Report

Quoted By:

>>7039005
No but I have seen her naked more than once.

Definitely DNW.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:20:39 No.7039048 Report

Quoted By:

>>7039018
Thanks, nice to see that my thread turned out so good that people are literally reading it while driving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:21:10 No.7039054 Report

Quoted By: >>7039072

>roommate #1
>neat freak or something, annoying because idgaf if the place is dirty or not, it doesnt bother me
>he doesnt talk to me and only sometimes acknowledges me

>roommate #2
>not a neat freak but same situation as #1, as in, we barely speak to each other

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:22:18 No.7039066 Report

Quoted By: >>7039235 >>7039277

>>7039037
I'm invincible bitch http://archive.heinessen.com/r9k/thread/5403575

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:22:38 No.7039072 Report

Quoted By: >>7039082

>>7039054
Not wanting a dirty house =/= neat freak

Piss off you disgusting cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:24:07 No.7039082 Report

Quoted By: >>7039108

>>7039072
stay mad, weirdfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:26:26 No.7039108 Report

Quoted By: >>7039123

>>7039082
I bet you smell bad and don't have a gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:28:25 No.7039123 Report

Quoted By: >>7039132

>>7039108
i bet 99.99% of robots smell bad and dont have a gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:29:39 No.7039132 Report

Quoted By:

>>7039123
Not the other guy, but I don't smell bad.

I don't have a gf, though ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:31:55 No.7039155 Report

Quoted By: >>7039168

>Not the other guy, but I don't smell bad.

>I don't have a gf, though ;_;

This is the precise reason you go clubbing to pick up drunken gash

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:33:02 No.7039168 Report

Quoted By:

>>7039155
I hate clubs, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:38:39 No.7039232 Report

Quoted By: >>7039242 >>7039249

>reading this thread while deciding whether I should pay more to live alone or try to find an apartment with randoms to save money

:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:39:07 No.7039235 Report

Quoted By:

>>7039066
That was an epic read. Thanks based PI Robot

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Fri 24 May 2013 02:39:24 No.7039239 Report

Quoted By: >>7039249 >>7039347

so if they ain't fucking she ended up killing the guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:40:01 No.7039242 Report

Quoted By:

>>7039232
Just obtain a mysterious house guest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:40:43 No.7039249 Report

Quoted By:

>>7039232
Save your cash.

>>7039239
Still talking probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:43:26 No.7039277 Report

Quoted By:

>>7039066
>That was an epic read. Thanks based PI Robot

He dished the rock for sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:49:19 No.7039342 Report

Quoted By:

>live with beta film student who has an 8/10 Swedish gf
>walk in to pick up some cigarettes or something
>he's with some weird 30 year old guy, drunk as fuck and filming himself crying about his girl (she cheated on him)
>"I though you were the one, we'd be together forever - I remember when we lost our virginities to one another ;_;"

Apart from that I'm really just bumping to hear the conclusion to story of the guy with the weird pet-girl. Hurry up, fgt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:49:52 No.7039347 Report

Quoted By:

>>7039239
My money is on that she freaked out, tied him down to a chair, and is now raping the shit out of him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:50:34 No.7039358 Report

Quoted By:

itt: irl anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:51:08 No.7039366 Report

Quoted By: >>7039433

how do you all live with girls if you're guys or vice versa? are these just like apartments with random roommates or what

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:51:21 No.7039367 Report

Quoted By: >>7039500

I'm still waiting for the conclusion of the housecat roommate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:52:08 No.7039374 Report

Quoted By:

7 of us! 6 of us all get on great, 1 girl is a massive bitch and leaves tampons in the toilet even though we have told her not to on several occasions!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:52:34 No.7039378 Report

Quoted By:

>I live with four roommates in a two story, five bedroom house
>Two are ok, two are shit
>One won't ever shut the fuck up, will come into my room and talk for three straight hours even with me constantly telling him to go
>Occassionally will come in when Im watching a movie or with a girl and will talk for an hour or so, ruining the movie/the mood
>One hosts Magic the Gathering tournaments about once a week
>Also holds D&D fests where they all dress up and do all the characters in different silly accents
>More than once a girl has come in, seen this, associated it with me, and left
>Neither clean
>Every month both ask if Ill pay their rent because they don't have jobs
>One or both steal my shit, Im not sure

Im moving in a week, thank Jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:54:41 No.7039401 Report

Quoted By: >>7039429

>live with 3 other guys in apartment
>they are all indians, but westernized ones, not like fobby indians
>im a shy beta white kid
>they sometimes have parties (mostly with indians) and invite me to them and sometimes i go, sometimes not cause i dont want to be a tag-along
>we sometimes do stuff together

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:56:56 No.7039429 Report

Quoted By: >>7039458

>>7039401
I'm sure they like you, otherwise they wouldn't invite you to shit! They're probably upset that you don't hang with them more

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 02:57:14 No.7039433 Report

Quoted By:

>>7039366
see
>>7038994
And there's several other posts that have explained this..

I'm still waiting for the guy with the interesting story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:00:17 No.7039458 Report

Quoted By: >>7039503

>>7039429
No, I'm pretty sure they just "invite' me to stuff since they're having it at the house and know I'll be there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:01:39 No.7039468 Report

Quoted By: >>7039476

>>7038404
w-wait...you recycle, haha you faggot :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:02:33 No.7039476 Report

Quoted By:

>>7039468
Not him, but I make money when I turn my cans in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:05:25 No.7039493 Report

Quoted By:

I'm off. This was a good read.
Ya'll best archive this thread if she talks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:06:00 No.7039500 Report

Quoted By: >>7039595

>>7039367
We all are bro. We all are. In the meantime, since I am no longer driving a car at the moment, let me run down my roommate situation:
>2 roommates, both guys
>roommate one grew up with me
>no concept of clean. Period.
>has on more than one occasion declared a room layered with dirty clothes to be clean.
>leaves tuna everywhere.
>has empty coke cans in his bed, along with half-eaten pop-tarts

>roommate two has a room next to mine
>he is a alpha male who gets all the women
>brings home a new girl at least once a week
>walls between our rooms are too thin
>at least once a week I hear the sound of balls slapping against vagina and loud male grunts
>for some reason no female sound ever comes through

This is my living situation for the next seven months. Not sure how I feel about that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:06:46 No.7039503 Report

Quoted By:

>>7039458
Dude stop been so defeatist your not living with your parents and actually been invited to parties (or have parties in your own place), that's more then a lot of people here! If they didn't like you, you would know they'd avoid you at all costs or be complete bastards to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:10:15 No.7039540 Report

Quoted By:

>>7035410
>fat whale detected
top lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:14:54 No.7039595 Report

Quoted By:

>>7039500
> I hear the sound of balls slapping against vagina and loud male grunts

Sex has never sounded less glamorous

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:19:51 No.7039655 Report

Quoted By:

found a cheap place to live for the summer, met my roommate. a nerdy hungry skeleton who is a Bio Major

>nice guy
>doesnt talk much
>if we talk, I started to notice that he always interrupts me I'm trying to tell him something
>I dont have to be afarid to hide my power level (animu, vidya, or obsure taste in music), but will lurk 4chins in secret though
>beta, i think???
>doesnt want to lift, when i asked if he wanted to join the gym with me
>i get sad when i see him at home on weekend nights playing custom warcraft games, the irony doesnt escape me ;_;

Still too early to know how i feel about him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:31:13 No.7039810 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038568
>snakes and ladders
>SNAKES AND LADDERS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:33:17 No.7039848 Report

Quoted By: >>7039863

I'm 22, starting college and need find a place to live next semester at school

Should I live with younger kids so I'm more sonfident or guys my age? I wish I could live with some qt's

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:34:20 No.7039863 Report

Quoted By: >>7039897

>>7039848

The younger kids will live in dorms.

Try to get an apartment. Throw parties, everyone will love you and you'll get laid constantly.

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ

Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ Fri 24 May 2013 03:34:20 No.7039864 Report

Quoted By: >>7039883

i need to sleep hopefully this thread will still be alive with that dudes story tomorrow night robots

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:35:55 No.7039883 Report

Quoted By:

>>7039864
>he's never heard from again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:36:57 No.7039897 Report

Quoted By: >>7039910

>>7039863
Well sophomores and juniors live in apartments on campus.. I'd rather live on campus in order to not deal with the bills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:38:27 No.7039910 Report

Quoted By:

>>7039897

Where do you go to school where campus housing costs less than local apartments? That's pretty much never the case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:40:49 No.7039939 Report

Quoted By:

Last year we lived with a girl who ended up going insane and having to be taken back to lithuania by her mother and sectioned, she was nice enough, but a massive distraction and my uni grades dropped a lot from having to deal with her frequently. The guy to take her place wasn't much better, he claimed that his dad used to abuse him, I never saw him have a shower, he had a girlfriend who used to practically live in our house because he got banned from the halls of residence for having sex too loudly, and he used to have child like tantrums where he'd become nasty and vicious, he once threw small glass jars of dried herbs at my head because i spilt a drink on him at a house party the night before, didn't apologise because he stormed off, then heard me saying that he had all the plates, forks and mugs in his room and he wouldn't bring them down. Nightmare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 03:46:01 No.7040009 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036934
>If you replaced her with a eating, breathing pillow, it would probably be the same.

My daki cant be this cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:03:48 No.7040187 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038655
sounds like a couple I used to know, his name was adam

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:05:06 No.7040207 Report

Quoted By: >>7040261

This shit needs to be remembered.

Request it at chanarchive you double niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:06:40 No.7040225 Report

Quoted By: >>7040238 >>7040249

mysterious stray girl guy has to come back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:07:52 No.7040238 Report

Quoted By: >>7040244

>>7040225
They're having sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:08:41 No.7040244 Report

Quoted By: >>7040258

>>7040238
It's been three hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:09:07 No.7040249 Report

Quoted By:

>>7040225
He probably ran out of ideas for how to move his fictional story forward.

I want to believe him... but come on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:10:00 No.7040258 Report

Quoted By:

>>7040244
Like others have explained, she freaked out when confronted so she tied him to a chair and starting raping him.
Probably force fed him some kind of erection pill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:10:13 No.7040261 Report

Quoted By:

>>7040207
k done

2/4

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:12:01 No.7040278 Report

Quoted By:

>Freshman dorms

>Three A's and a J (first name initials) (one of the A's)
>Two black guys, two white guys
>Everyone smokes weed
>Everyone likes to party (busted for throwing a party in our dorm the first week, lulz)
>One super clean type, can hear him having sex at least 3 nights out of the week
>One night having sex with my gf at the same time
>Laugh about it later
>One is the main smoking buddy, always go to bars together
>Other joins frat, before doing so was one of the clique, afterwards still love, never see him anymore.
>FIFA EVERY GOD DAMN DAY
> <3 my roommates

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:13:37 No.7040297 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037870
God i have such a massive erection

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:13:39 No.7040298 Report

Quoted By: >>7040331

chanarchive org/request_votes

I feel like I'm in 2010 again.

TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD LULZ

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:15:35 No.7040331 Report

Quoted By:

>>7040298
More like 2008 for me.

It's been a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:17:53 No.7040348 Report

Quoted By: >>7040366 >>7040372 >>7040473

Welp, I put the last vote in. We're archived.

Prepare your body to never hear how this ends, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:19:40 No.7040366 Report

Quoted By:

>>7040348
HOPE.

Fuck your muting, /r9k/. I'm trying to hope here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:20:41 No.7040372 Report

Quoted By: >>7040401 >>7040402

>>7040348
There will be an ending. even if it's fake, someone always comes around to end these stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:22:39 No.7040401 Report

Quoted By:

>>7040372
It better be fucking convincing.

I don't want a breach of character and to be left unconvinced with my rocks still on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:22:47 No.7040402 Report

Quoted By: >>7040441 >>7040451 >>7041035

>>7040372
What if the whole story's fake?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:26:12 No.7040441 Report

Quoted By: >>7040462 >>7041035

>>7040402
Who cares? It was pretty good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:26:53 No.7040451 Report

Quoted By:

>>7040402
What if the world was made of pudding? What if it literally rained cats and dogs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:27:12 No.7040458 Report

Quoted By:

My roommate is just as much of an autistic fuck as me. Only watched animu, never leaves the house, pale as fuck, never kissed a girl etc

What do you think about nekbeard room mates? Would you like having won too because they never bother you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:27:19 No.7040462 Report

Quoted By: >>7040472 >>7041035

>>7040441
It was sort of a rhetorical question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:27:56 No.7040472 Report

Quoted By: >>7041035

>>7040462
The answer's still the same.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:28:10 No.7040473 Report

Quoted By: >>7040543

>>7040348
Just make sure this thread doesn't die. And if it does, that guy better make a new one.

Anyway
>many years ago (I was about 15), my dad gets a roommate
>he's a 50-year-old guitarist
>mostly stays in his room and plays his guitar or goes to hang out with his girlfriend/daughter/whatever
>pretty chill guy, though I never really got to know him
>one day, walking home from school
>enter the house, go upstairs to where my room and Jeff's room are
>he's out of his room, butt naked
>a sagging, 50-year-old ass is right in my face
>he turns around, says hello, goes on to rub the walls some more
>nope the fuck back to my room, never want to open my door again
My dad was out on a business trip at the time and wouldn't be back until next morning. It was just my 15-year-old self and that naked old man in the house.

>to be continued

Shitcock McGee !!ZTFvHQMNEM6

Shitcock McGee !!ZTFvHQMNEM6 Fri 24 May 2013 04:30:22 No.7040505 Report

Quoted By:

>be however old I am right now
>roommate to keep costs down
>seems like a pretty cool guy at first
>few days pass
>goes to bed at fucking 10 at night on a saturday
>what the fuck
>wakes up at 8AM
>requires silence and darkness when he sleeps
>makes strange-ass noises when he sleeps and it sounds like he's choking on his own saliva
>every single night

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:30:31 No.7040508 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036247
so where are the trap photos?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:33:54 No.7040543 Report

Quoted By: >>7040600

>>7040473

>but oh shit, it's dinner time, gotta go down and get something to eat
>pass by his door, he's nowhere in sight
>grab some shitty microwave meal and rush back to my room
>pass by his door again, he's curled up into the fetal position, shaking, possibly foaming
>nope even faster to my room, never open that door again for the rest of the night
>don't even fall asleep, keep lights on at all times, practically shivering in my bed
>dad finally gets home, sees the roommate in his conditions, rushes to my room to make sure I'm okay
>the drugged out man stays in his room for three or so days
>can always hear groaning and moaning coming from the room, even in the bathroom (which is next to his room).
>disturbing as fuck
>three days later, get a call from my dad while at school
>tells me to stay at a friend's house for a while
>I'm curious but I do so anyway
>finally, he tells me it's okay to come home

>the exciting conclusion draws near

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:38:06 No.7040600 Report

Quoted By: >>7040629 >>7040635 >>7053561

>>7040543

>get home, dad tells me what's up
>the police were here earlier, as were the paramedics
>the roommate died
>the police wanted to question me, since I was the last to see him alive, which is why my dad told me to go to a friend's instead
>he died to an overdose of drugs
>there was fucking blood on the ceiling from when he was coughing so hard

You see, we weren't supposed to have that roommate; the landlords didn't allow it but my dad desperately needed help paying rent. After they found out, we were kicked out of the house. I had to go live in a completely different house with my mother and my dad became an almost homeless man living with his family in another state.

Moral of the story: don't trust old guitarists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:41:22 No.7040629 Report

Quoted By: >>7040930

>>7040600
Well, fuck.

Sorry to hear you tell that story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:41:47 No.7040635 Report

Quoted By: >>7040651

>>7040600
wtf kind of moral is that?
id trust any old guitarist even if he was black

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:43:18 No.7040651 Report

Quoted By:

>>7040635
I wasn't being serious, anon. There was no moral. Only horrifying experiences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:44:03 No.7040660 Report

Quoted By: >>7040831

Had a roommate.
Nice guy.
Gf moves in.
Arguments every 2 am.
Gf pulls a knife on the guy and they take it out onto the streets.
I move out shortly thereafter.
They are still together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 04:58:24 No.7040831 Report

Quoted By: >>7040852

>>7040660
did anything happen when they went outside or did they just stop?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 05:00:42 No.7040852 Report

Quoted By:

>>7040831
They continued to fight outside. I finally had to intervene and get the knife out of her hands. Surprised no one called the cops

moo !!QHO0KbEDKhP

moo !!QHO0KbEDKhP Fri 24 May 2013 05:02:49 No.7040875 Report

Quoted By:

I can understand housemates but FUCK sharing my room with a stranger.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 05:05:42 No.7040930 Report

Quoted By:

>>7040629
I just remembered, there's a little bit more to it.

>before we were kicked out
>doorbell rings
>dad answer the door, two possibly-Mexican men are standing there, one is a giant
>they ask for Jeff
>dad tells them that Jeff is no longer here, shuts the door on them before they try to enter
>one day, everyone was out of the house
>my dad gets back
>passes by Jeff's room (his stuff was still there)
>shit was fucked, furniture was tipped over, contents of desks/dressers were thrown everywhere
>obviously, someone broke in and was looking for something
>dad tells the police
>they tell him they've been investigating some drug-related shit in our neighborhood
>Jeff probably got those fatal drugs from those Mexican men
>they were probably there to collect money from him or something

That was such a weird experience. I felt like I was on CSI or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 05:10:31 No.7041000 Report

Quoted By: >>7041035 >>7041707 >>7041761 >>7042563

straying girl guy here.

>mfw you idiots believed the story

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 05:13:09 No.7041035 Report

Quoted By:

>>7041000
Nice trips, but see:

>>7040462
>>7040472
>>7040441
>>7040402

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 05:25:26 No.7041191 Report

Quoted By:

DONT LET THIS THREAD DIE!!!1

MAD CAT

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MAD CAT Fri 24 May 2013 05:34:56 No.7041332 Report

Quoted By: >>7041354 >>7041360 >>7041402

i just finished reading this WHOLE thread and i got on it like an hour ago, so my question, when was this thread born?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 05:36:27 No.7041354 Report

Quoted By: >>7041396

>>7041332
6:27pm, thursday, central european time.

No idea where in the world you are though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 05:36:38 No.7041360 Report

Quoted By:

>>7041332
You do realize that every single post has a time attached to it, right? Look at the OP and check for yourself.

MAD CAT

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MAD CAT Fri 24 May 2013 05:39:10 No.7041396 Report

Quoted By: >>7041419

>>7041354
USA CA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 05:39:36 No.7041402 Report

Quoted By:

>>7041332
9 hours ago.

aintiase 1538

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 05:40:54 No.7041419 Report

Quoted By: >>7041451

>>7041396
You do realize there's like 4 or 5 timezones including the USA and Canada, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 05:43:24 No.7041451 Report

Quoted By: >>7041512

>>7041419
CA is california. He's in california.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 05:46:16 No.7041483 Report

Quoted By:

Giving this thread a bump. Never had a roommate because high school senior, but attending decent school next year. I'm actually looking forward to having a roommate.

Also, I want to believe that this story is true.

>thread currently has 404 posts at the time of posting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 05:48:31 No.7041512 Report

Quoted By:

>>7041451
Oh. My bad. That's still not a real timezone, though. It's PST.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 05:55:47 No.7041604 Report

Quoted By: >>7041660

>flatting in my third year at uni
>on couch on laptop doing molten core
>quitely playing with music to myself
>I can hear my roomate getting fucked by her bf
>he's literally a giant black guy
>hear moans etc grunts etc
>keep playing
>hear him groan and finish
>they come out and don't even notice me
>go to the kitchen and cook themselves some food
>I am still unnoticed even though the door to her room is in the living room
>fap to this memory later
>it's the closest proximity I've been to actual sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 05:59:25 No.7041660 Report

Quoted By:

>>7041604

also other year

>flatting with five friends
>we get a new flat mate
>none of the flatmates like him
>I think he's ok
>At night when I take a piss I can be bothered flipping on the light
>keep pissing everywhere
>he eventually gets blamed
>he gets mad when confronted and punches a hole in the wall
>they kick him out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 06:02:43 No.7041707 Report

Quoted By: >>7041738

>>7041000
You could've given us a pretty good ending.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 06:05:01 No.7041738 Report

Quoted By: >>7041754

>>7041707
>implying that was really him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 06:05:58 No.7041754 Report

Quoted By:

>>7041738
I want to believe that I'm going to get some conclusion, so shut up and let me be a fool.

MAD CAT

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MAD CAT Fri 24 May 2013 06:06:30 No.7041761 Report

Quoted By:

>>7041000
no, your a troll
get out

MAD CAT

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MAD CAT Fri 24 May 2013 06:16:37 No.7041905 Report

Quoted By:

seems like this thread is dying... ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 06:22:34 No.7041991 Report

Quoted By: >>7042010 >>7042078

It was pretty obviously bullshit when he never explained why he'd give a complete stranger who was not paying rent a key to his apartment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 06:23:44 No.7042010 Report

Quoted By:

>>7041991
I don't think that he said that he did.

MAD CAT

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MAD CAT Fri 24 May 2013 06:27:28 No.7042078 Report

Quoted By: >>7045192

>>7041991
yeah the story was somewhat unrealistic, and he's been with her TWO MONTHS...some bullshit unless its some strange mental issue Ive never heard of.

moo !!QHO0KbEDKhP

moo !!QHO0KbEDKhP Fri 24 May 2013 06:58:29 No.7042563 Report

Quoted By:

>>7041000
nice trips but pls go

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 07:01:23 No.7042607 Report

Quoted By:

>>7035962
fuck killer mike
listen to lil ugly mane

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 07:02:41 No.7042631 Report

Quoted By: >>7042664

>>7036201
i liked del back when he was ice cube's goofy cousin deltron and everything that came after that i didn't like

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 07:05:08 No.7042664 Report

Quoted By:

>>7042631
Deltron 3030 was pretty fucking solid.

Hieroglyphics was way before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 07:08:12 No.7042707 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036007

sounds like something big boss would do.
props.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 07:08:27 No.7042712 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036131
everything you're saying is true as far as the mainstream rap game goes but as someone who listens to a lot of hip-hop i just can't fuck with a$ap. he's very good at executing the whole feel that he's going for but the fact that he cobbled so much of it together from Lil B and SGP kind of kills it for me. the persona matters a lot to me when i'm listening to hip-hop and A$AP just doesn't do it for me in that regard

the production on "take care" was great though, i'm not nuts about drake but i can see why he gets the love he does

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 07:23:51 No.7042944 Report

Quoted By:

Bump buuump

Bumpity bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 07:33:42 No.7043066 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036176
this
>didnt mention diggable planets

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 07:38:20 No.7043127 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036134
The thing with this guy is that he's trying to make up for all the time he wasn't normal by acting extra normal. He hasn't had an actual opinion in a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 08:04:54 No.7043503 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038052

Yes, let PI bot help you out man, he's a fucking pro. I saw him help this dude find a smoking hot radio dj he danced with at a club one night, just by knowing where they were and a vague description.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 08:16:16 No.7043654 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036299
What did your mother say when you informed her of your latest kill?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 09:25:39 No.7044395 Report

Quoted By: >>7053983

>be 28
>live with 32 yr old roommate
>has a bitchy control freak gf
>she practically lives here even though she hasn't contributed a fucking thing like rent
>doesn't clean or cook
>cries and causes the drama of all sorts
>eventually meet a 22 yr old qt 3.14
>date her for a while
>bitchy gf brews with jealously every time she's over
I'll never understand when the guy loses control or did he ever have it in the first place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 09:26:46 No.7044406 Report

Quoted By:

>freshman year of college
>live at dorm so I could get the "college" experience, and become a bit more self-reliant
>the dorms were like suites
>3 roommates (a Korean guy, black guy, and a guy from the middle part of my state)

>Korean guy rarely washed his hands
>moved out during Christmas break

>black guy had friends/people over each weekend
>on several occasions, people stayed over night for a few days
>a couple stayed over night with their kid
>had to make an anonymous call to the UV about this nonsense
>no couples stayed over night any more

The guy from the middle part of my state was nice and I got along with. I'm not racist of black people, but having people stay overnight consecutively at a dorm for free isn't right. I didn't stay at the dorm this previous year and I won't for the next school year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 09:30:43 No.7044449 Report

Quoted By: >>7044480

>tfw live alone
>at first it was pretty tight, could do whatever I wanted
>got lonely after a while
>start going crazy, drink too much, talk to myself
>slowly lose social skills
>get anxious during any human interaction
>come to /r9k/
>endless cycle of loneliness, misery, and suicidal thoughts
>girl takes interest in me
>only wants to be friends smoke my weed and tell me about her boy friends
>tfw I won't last much longer alienated from society

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 09:33:23 No.7044480 Report

Quoted By: >>7044576

>>7044449
Get a goldfish or piranha

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 09:37:29 No.7044516 Report

Quoted By:

>live alone in small place
>tfw all I want is a chubby qt 3.14 to cuddle with and keep me warm and cozy
Where can I find these types ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 09:44:09 No.7044576 Report

Quoted By: >>7044704

>>7044480
I was thinking about getting a cat but I'm allergic and it would probably hate me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 09:49:43 No.7044633 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037197
>Plus I don't want to watch her masturbate

/fit/ here - That's the gayest thing I have ever read

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 09:56:26 No.7044704 Report

Quoted By: >>7044737

>>7044576
Get a small dog that girls favor, that way it gets you to go outside and randomly meet girls while taking it for a walk!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 09:58:46 No.7044737 Report

Quoted By: >>7049566

>>7044704
Allergic and too much work. Much harder sell to the land lord.

My sister has a Pitt though, she's a sweetheart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 10:18:03 No.7045004 Report

Quoted By:

>>7038208
>2 in the morning he came in my room and started yelling at me in german

This is one of my worst fears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 10:29:23 No.7045154 Report

Quoted By: >>7047287 >>7047479

>Have roomate during 3rd semester of Uni
>Happiest person I've ever met
>Laughs at everything
>Always smiling
>ALWAYS
>Gets up at 5 am and literally SINGS
>Awful, loud, happy singing.
>Sometimes he just screams
>OOOOOWW!! OWW OOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!
>Other than that he's a total bro so I never say anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 10:32:39 No.7045192 Report

Quoted By:

>>7042078
On and off in the space of 2months not 2 months straight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 10:57:49 No.7045513 Report

Quoted By: >>7051108

>live in the basement of a house
>living room + dining + kitchen on main floor
>3 housemates above on 2nd and 3rd, 1 room empty

They were nice, and quiet, and friendly - I like to keep to myself, and they didn't seem too bothered, or bothered me.

>Arab guy moves into empty room
>likes to cook after 1am

I wouldn't mind it if it were a quick meal, like a sandwich or microwave stuff, but it can't ever be just that...
>endless crinkling of produce baggies throughout the half hour process
>banging of various pots, pans, and plates
>stomping back and forth from fridge to counter - he never takes out more than one ingredient at a time
>starts cooking and leaves his food unattended on the stove - in the 4 months I lived with him, the fire alarm went off more than 8 times.
>At 1am or later
>When the rest of the house is sleeping
>Never sits down to eat - always stomps back and forth across the whole first level as he's having his meal

One night when I was down with a horrible flu, trying to study for an exam, he started cooking at 2am, just as I was finally trying to sleep. Que his normal cacophony of culinary arts, which was bad enough.
Then, he decides to make a smoothie to finish his meal. After what seemed like hours of him blending shrapnel and diamonds, with me on the brink of tears downstairs, I went up to tell him to "please stop".
"Don't worry, my friend, I am almost done."

How do you not understand that blending loud things at 3am is not a thing you should do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 13:47:56 No.7046910 Report

Quoted By:

this is a quality thread.

would bump from the dead/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 14:01:35 No.7046985 Report

Quoted By:

Still waiting for a conclusion.
Or at the very least, recommendations for a translated manga that is similar in plot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 14:16:25 No.7047073 Report

Quoted By:

I want to find out what happened next so badly it is giving me hemorrhoids

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 15:14:47 No.7047287 Report

Quoted By: >>7047479

>>7045154
ahahaha fuck i had a bro like this at uni

smiley fucking cunt. he had a face like a sloth's face. just cute and smiley and sort of dopey but he wasnt dumb or anything.

he would laugh at any joke. good sense of humour though when he made his own jokes.

man, hungover sundays watching movies with him was so good. he would be so interested in the movie, if it was a comedy he would laugh so hard at the jokes. if it was an action he would whoop and go "oh shitttt" when something exploded or whatnot. he was a blast to chill with.

i cant even fucking watch movies now, i rarely have the patience. and then when i do i stop to check my fb or r9k or other pointless random shit.

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 15:51:20 No.7047479 Report

Quoted By:

>>7047287
>>7045154
>mfw this description is just like me.

Damn I do all of that shit,like exactly the same, until I heard people laughing(through the fucking wall mind you) at my horrible singing.
It's because I'm high or drunk all the time and on happy pills

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 16:26:14 No.7047674 Report

Quoted By: >>7047755

so did we ever find out what happened with that weird girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 16:40:20 No.7047755 Report

Quoted By:

>>7047674
Not yet
He might make a thread around the same time as his original comment though, or something

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:09:56 No.7047913 Report

Quoted By: >>7048295

Why don't we speculate to what happened robots?

I think he took off after her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 18:04:09 No.7048292 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036529
So noone told you life was gonna be this way

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 18:04:26 No.7048295 Report

Quoted By:

>>7047913

My best guess is he's at a police station trying to justify why he had a missing person at his house for the last 2 months. Or something to that effect. There's clearly something very wrong with her, and an onlooker to the situation would probably take things in completely the wrong way.

Either that or he's at home crying about how the waifu he told r9k about will never be real...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 18:09:56 No.7048330 Report

Quoted By: >>7048400

Man this thread sure needs to be bumped

I think this guy might be some 10/10 troll

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 18:12:19 No.7048349 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037774
>>7037774
> you all believe this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 18:19:21 No.7048397 Report

Quoted By:

>>7037210
Fuck her, finish as quick as possible, preferably on her face.

Get dressed and leave immediately after.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 18:19:41 No.7048400 Report

Quoted By: >>7048429

>>7048330
it was a very bad and unbelievable story but it gave you all boners and hope that an average girl would wander into your home like a lost puppy and sleep in the same bed with you

moo !!QHO0KbEDKhP

moo !!QHO0KbEDKhP Fri 24 May 2013 18:24:24 No.7048429 Report

Quoted By:

>>7048400
>weird creepy fuck that wanders into your house and starts living in your bed
>average girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 18:30:27 No.7048474 Report

Quoted By: >>7048501

>live with best friend and his gf
>me and best friend have normal 9-5 jobs
>gf does fuck all, stays up until 6am every day doing fuck all on her laptop, can hear her all night
>anytime we have people over she's in her room with the door shut
>if it's supper time during this, bf brings her food then comes back out
>walk into living room/their room
>dishes, dishes everywhere
>doesn't pay rent
>never cleans/does fuck all

oh women, must be fucking hard, eh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 18:34:18 No.7048501 Report

Quoted By: >>7048514

>>7048474
>her room
>best friend and his gf
>his gf
>her room

wat.

she has her own room?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 18:36:02 No.7048514 Report

Quoted By:

>>7048501
no, it's their room. my bad

Hakhan !2Zin57W/pA

Hakhan !2Zin57W/pA Fri 24 May 2013 18:38:26 No.7048539 Report

Quoted By:

>>7035962
>calls MF average
>loves Lil Wayne
it's like you have shit taste or something
also, polite sage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 19:02:05 No.7048707 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036195
>How do I write fiction?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 19:02:40 No.7048713 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036195
Got some bad news for you, it's called a tulpa and your brain done goofed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 19:05:22 No.7048734 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036266
>euthanize sofa

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 19:07:36 No.7048745 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036516
>i'm probably a 8/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 19:08:21 No.7048749 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036516
>rape
>awsome experience
pick the lower one faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 19:09:35 No.7048761 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036716
>implying the person exists outside his mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 20:10:14 No.7049233 Report

Quoted By:

>women roommates

I can't fathom the thought of being around women all day. I see girls about twice a year (outside of cashiers, family, etc.) and it would be like living with aliens that think I'm an ugly creep and hate my guts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 20:29:36 No.7049376 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036516
>i'm probably a 8/10

I'm imagining some skinnyfat pale guy with long greasy hair and a fedora.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 20:35:28 No.7049436 Report

Quoted By: >>7051060

>Sink full of dishes
>One roommate apologizes for it because they're just lazy
>They do all their dishes and put them away
>Sink still full of dishes
>Other roommate bugs me
>"Anon! Other roommate did all their dishes and these aren't mine, so they must all be yours!"
>"I only own 1 bowl, 1 plate, and a spoon. Everything I use, I was and put away afterwards"
>"Well so do I, and I didn't do these so they must be yours. Unless youre just stupid and forgot! Im not doing them! Why should I do them theyrenotmineyouguysneedtotakeresponsibilty"

>I clean them just because its bugging all of us now
>Sit down in living room
>Slightly step on a bowl lying next to my roommate
>They move it aside and let it sit there
>Find it next day laying in the sink
>Along with several other dishes
they swear its not theirs, despite us watching them put it there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 20:49:10 No.7049565 Report

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>Female roommate wakes me up
>"ANON! OH GOD! ANON! HELP!"
>"whut?"
>"Get up right now! Oh god! I need help!"
>See the bathroom is flooding due to clogging
>Water coming out of shower drain and all over the house
>I stand there fixing it and plunging
>"Anon! I need you to fix this, I have to head to work right now, and I dont have time"
>Fix the water problem, but its coming back up
>"ANON! Aren't you doing anything!? Go get some Draino, Id go but Im leaving right now!"
>Go to store, but draino, and head back to use it
>Roommate is standing in the bathroom putting on her make up
>"I thought you were leaving. Help me out"
>"I TOLD YOU I DONT HAVE TIME!"
>I use draino and its working just enough to prevent flooding if I dont stop plunging
>"Hey, can you wake up our other roommate so I can get help?"
>"OHMYGOD! Do I have to do everything for you!? You do it! Im leaving!"
>"Its just that if I leave, the bathroom will over flow again, so I need someone to get help so we can fix this"
>"Youre being such a little bitch andIhaveworkandallthisstressandIjustwokeupOMG"
>they leave
>Eventually roommate wakes up and helps me out
>The problem was the pipes being backed up due to bitch roommates hair
>"Oh LOL! Yeah, my hair does that sometimesLOL!"

Then they start claiming how they're the man of the house because I sometimes enjoy musicals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 20:49:18 No.7049566 Report

Quoted By:

>>7044737
Yorkie, hypoallergenic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 20:56:33 No.7049639 Report

Quoted By: >>7060042

>in bed, asleep
>woken by terrified scream and shouts for help from down the hall
>pull on pants, run to the screams
>"Oh thank God, anon! I just got back and there's a spider on my pillow! Please take it off!"
>wat
>check time
>3 in the morning
>she starts swinging her shoe at the spider, trying to kill it
>make her stop, get glass and paper
>take spider outside
>door closes
>no key or phone because I am just out of bed
>bitch doesn't hear me knocking
>go around, knock on window
>bitch thinks I'm trying to break in and starts screaming again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 21:04:37 No.7049725 Report

Quoted By: >>7049781 >>7049814 >>7049845 >>7050169

>Get sick in the middle of the night
>Throwing up and in tremendous pain
>Call out for help
>No one responds
>I go outside my house looking for help when get found
>Ambulance comes and take me away
>I see my roommates open up our door to see me being carted off
>Realize those faggots were inside the whole time and just ignored me
>They just try to rake in the attention as they start saying "Oh! Thats my friend! Poor guy" as bitches flock to such a caring person
>Those faggots dont even talk to me and write passive aggressive notes to aimed at me
>I get fixed up and given a shit load of drugs
>Hospital releases me
>Im still in my Pajamas, have no keys or shoes, and left my wallet at home
>Its winter
>I dont have my glasses either. And I dont know where this hospital is
>Use Hospital phone to call my roommates
>"Uh yeah! I think you have the wrong number"
>I get a creepy stranger to drive me home, but cant tell them where I live since I cant see
>Takes forever but get home
>Roommates dont even talk to me the next day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 21:08:27 No.7049759 Report

Quoted By:

>flatmate was drunk and stoned
>trying to order a taxi
>the postcode where we wanted to go ended in 3TP
>after reading the postcode, flatmate says "Yeah that's right, 3 for tiger and P for pango"
>didn't realise he just spouted retard shit while we were all pissing ourselves laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 21:10:06 No.7049781 Report

Quoted By:

>>7049725
Why are you still living with them again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 21:14:26 No.7049814 Report

Quoted By:

>>7049725
>being so spineless that you willingly live with these douchebags

I don't even feel sorry for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 21:17:50 No.7049845 Report

Quoted By: >>7053963

>>7049725

>vomit
>go to hospital

If you're that much of a hypochondriac, they probably thought it wasn't a big deal. Since you were released within a day, they were right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 21:53:49 No.7050169 Report

Quoted By:

>>7049725
I feel the need to bump this thread just so everybody can look upon this post and truly see what a wimp really is. Even our lowest omegas are above this guy.

You need to re-evaluate your shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 23:17:00 No.7050937 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036995

>with your meat thermometer
9/10

Top lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 23:32:14 No.7051060 Report

Quoted By: >>7052045

>>7049436
>excess dishes that don't clean themselves
Into the trash it goes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 23:39:51 No.7051108 Report

Quoted By:

>>7045513
You should wait until he's sleeping and rickroll his dumb ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 00:38:43 No.7051671 Report

Quoted By:

I WONT LET YOU DIE ON ME THREAD!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 01:18:42 No.7052045 Report

Quoted By:

>>7051060
lol'd

bloxoriginal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 02:10:20 No.7052728 Report

Quoted By:

bumpbumpbump---

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 02:13:50 No.7052770 Report

Quoted By:

>liberal, fanatical ribbit using, feminist, adventure time watching, cunt

What a dumb bitch. Kept trying to get my thrown out even though she wasn't on the lease. A damn shame he fiance is so cool and sensible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 02:32:49 No.7052993 Report

Quoted By:

>Going to college for mechanic degree
>Live with 2 female roommates
>They will literally wake me up to do EVERYTHING
>Expect me to be able to fix their car in the middle of the street "cuz you're a mechanic, lol"
>mfw the car is fucked and they need to bring it into a shop but they wont because "you're a mechanic anon!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 03:18:55 No.7053561 Report

Quoted By: >>7053997

>>7040600
Way to be a dick and just let him die, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 03:55:17 No.7053963 Report

Quoted By:

>>7049845
It could've been vomiting induced by the pain of appendicitis or some shit going really wrong. He didn't include it in his post. You don't know, so stop trying to lord yourself over people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 03:57:46 No.7053983 Report

Quoted By:

>>7044395
Some girls are just like this.. They're really really territorial. That guys gf most likely doesn't give a fuck about liking you or whatever.. She just instinctively hates another female being near her. She is completely irrational like a dog chasing cars she just does it and has no idea what her goals are or how she wants to achieve them..

I lived with a girl like this. She was a super control freak and a complete bitch.. Selfish as all fuck and completely uncaring of her bf who's my bro. Idk why he kept putting up with her but he did.

She would have dreams about me being an asshole or me bringing asshole-ish girls over to the house and the girls stealing her stuff and then she'd be mad at me in real life about it. i shit you not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 03:58:54 No.7053997 Report

Quoted By:

>>7053561
My dad was too scared to get help because he was afraid the landlords would hear about it. He thought Jeff would get better after a bit. It was the wrong decision in the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 04:03:09 No.7054046 Report

Quoted By: >>7054444

>college
>roommate is obese, completely unremarkable white male with slight southern accent
>must have OCD or some kind of related disorder
>eats dinner at the same time every day
>every single fucking day he watches "the replacement" (with keanu reeves)
>has a christian motivational poster on his wall
>eventually takes it down and the bible on his desk disappears as well (never figured out why)
>one time go seven weeks without saying a single word to him or him to me

I hated him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 04:35:28 No.7054444 Report

Quoted By: >>7054605 >>7059958

>>7054046
How can you share a room with someone for 7 weeks without saying a word?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 04:47:44 No.7054594 Report

Quoted By: >>7055870

That hollow feel when an intriguing story in a thread ends up with a whimper instead of a bang.
Disappointbump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 04:49:13 No.7054605 Report

Quoted By:

>>7054444
not that hard, just do it for two weeks, then i think the last five would come pretty easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 06:40:19 No.7055870 Report

Quoted By: >>7056845

>>7054594
lame, was expecting a dramatic conclusion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 07:56:27 No.7056845 Report

Quoted By:

>>7055870
anticlimactic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 10:02:27 No.7058206 Report

Quoted By:

>>7036783
Really? I hear of it all the time at uni, though only with off-campus apartments, not dorms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 10:05:00 No.7058229 Report

Quoted By: >>7059965

>>7037272
Almost every female dorm/apartment room I've seen has been pretty nasty, don't know why people instantly assume women will be cleaner. Youngish women/girls are fucking slobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 13:54:49 No.7059958 Report

Quoted By: >>7062820

>>7054444
I haven't talked to my roommate for a lot longer.

>TDW !okQaEnsJuE

>TDW !okQaEnsJuE Sat 25 May 2013 13:55:59 No.7059965 Report

Quoted By:

>>7058229
there's a really specific smell of girl dorms that's like perfume/shampoo + vagina + feet.

i have a lot of roommate stories but this thread is almost dead. if a new one pops up i'll do it there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 14:16:03 No.7060042 Report

Quoted By:

>>7049639
Reminded me of a similar story

>Australian
>Studying in the US
>Live with 2 dudebros in a small flat
>Awoken by laughter and screams
>Both flatmates and one of their friends are hiding behind the couch and throwing shoes and cushions across the room
>When I ask, they tell me a 'giant' spider is behind the book case
>It's no more than 3 inches legspan
>Pick it up with my hands and place it out the window onto the balcony
>Everytime they have a party now they re-tell the story, each time exaggerating the size of the spider more and more

Maybe one day it'll get me laid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 20:43:33 No.7062820 Report

Quoted By:

>>7059958
how long? bloxy

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