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anyone got any good stories of their or other parents?>work as housekeeper for fat white lady (also member of local Tea Party) >she has a 3 year old son, kid is scrawny looking >find empty cans of kid's chef boyardee in the kitchen every week, half eaten kid cuisine microwave meals, kid's animal plates of microwavable egg rolls, instant fried rice, bowls of chili >no signs of any vegetables whatsoever >kid only drinks fruit juice, fruit juice, and fruit juice, top shelf of fridge is filled with NOTHING but fruit juice boxes >for a snack he can have diced fruit in heavy syrup, or welch's fruit snacks >will only eat if he's parked in his "eating desk" in front of the TV (it's a actual toddler's activity desk, not a high chair) >mfw that kid is gonna grow up with the shittiest immune system ever another story:>aunt wonders why little cousin hates pineapple. "om-nom it's good!!" >forces kid who just turned 2 to take a bite, chew. swallow. kid starts cying, asking for water >"quit being spoiled Jessica, ugh!" >kid walks by me, massaging tongue with her fingers. >I ask her to sit with me, she does. I ask if her tongue hurts. >"mm-hmm, pica" pica is spanish for, "it stings" >check her tongue, it's red with small white dots >run to kitchen to tell aunt her child is allergic to pineapple. >"it's only fruit blah blah blah" >dad walks in, aunt asks him if people can be allergic to pineapple >dad gives her a "you gotta be shitting me" look
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>mom forced me on atkins diet for two years in 1st and 2nd grade >ate nothing but meat and cream cheese >can't even look at meat or cream cheese without feeling like i'm going to vomit
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>>2814631 One last thought for some extra rage:
>mother stayed at home all day, running a daycare, still never made home cooked meals, not even in a crock pot. >no sit down dinner ever in my life, mom just heated something from the freezer, left it on the counter for whenever anyone wanted it >often was only eaten by mom >mom was paid to feed twice-microwaved processed food leftovers to eight other kids that weren't even hers. Anonymous
Once when I was around 7, I made some popcorn because I liked popcorn. I ate as much as I could, but I had put too much salt and couldn't finish it. My mom, stupid and influenced by her abusive (to me and my brother) boyfriend, refused to let me waste any by throwing out what was left. In desperation, I tried secretly dumping the popcorn outside by our yard fence where I thought it would go unnoticed. A day or two later, one of them found it, and picked it all up, with a liberal garnishing of grass and weeds. They then added a ludicrous amount of worstechire sauce and demanded I eat it all, including the foliage.
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>>2814681 Correction, as my memory returns, it was tabasco sauce.
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>>ENTIRE FUCKING THREAD wow, I guess i did have a good childhood.
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>>2814705 so what he said.
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>>2813953 hereAnother story
>uncle marries fat white lady >he has to cook all the meals because she cannot cook for shit, even when he's tired after work (runs granite company) >Thanksgiving, his wife says that it's not fair that we always go to grandma's every year for holidays so she wants to host Thanksgiving >uncle cooks awesome grilled turkey >his wife makes really watery gravy from a mix (how can ya fuck that up?) canned fruit mixed with cool whip, coconut and marshmallows, salty dry stuffing, undercooked pumpkin pie, other gross crap >offers to host Christmas >grandma tells her she's crazy. >Christmas at grandma's ranch, bonfire, hot champurrado, spiced punch, tamales, cookies, menudo, various finger foods >uncle and wife nowhere in sight >male cousin is a fat weaboo who only wants sushi, teriyaki noodles, chicken nuggets or chinese buffet, female cousin is working with mom at her bakery, sneaks donuts, food Anonymous
>>2814728 look, seriously you cannot grill a turkey, that's silly.
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>>2814728 none of my friends from highschool have any kind of picky eating things as far as i know.
first encounter with that shit was cousins in england.
Then when I moved to europe for university I met friends with al kinds of BS.
dont eat fish, dont eat vegetables, dont eat this dont eat that.
Amazed when i cook and they like it all.
When I show up at their house their mom is amazed that I actually eat the salad.
Normally its just the parents that eat it.
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>>2812468 I forgot what I was watching but it was a study of skinny people forced to eat a lot (a new study) and they said somewhere in there that people who are prone to eat more or eat stuff that tastes good to them even after they've eaten and full will have the 'not satisfied'-full feeling forEBER if they were to just eat normal portions.
Not justifying anything, just saiyan.
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>Have mom that makes fuckawesome meals >Crock pot'in it up >Makin random shit all the time thats awesome >But sometimes... She makes "Dinner in a pot" >It's when she just throws shit in a pot and cooks it >usually consists of pasta, meat, broccoli, cauliflower in chicken broth >Parents love it, I despise it >I hate you, dinner in a pot... But I love you, mom.
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>>2811763 "Clarissa" if anyone was wondering, an excellent short comic.
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>>2814840 tell her do this next time. dinner in a pot can be fuckwin
http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/new_england_boiled_dinner/ smear hot mustard on the corned beef
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>>2812659 >I know you could say some of that probably isn't healthy or whatever, but I rarely saw her so it was always a good treat when I did. She died when I was young and I still cry about it now, 15 years later. I know this was way earlier in the thread, but awesome grandparents and their food habits because your habits. Whenever I pour coffee I start close to the cup and pull the pot back really high as I go because that's how my grandfather did it and it makes even shitty coffee look good and somehow taste better.
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>>not a picky eater at all >>mom was mediocre cook >>sometimes semi-homemade stuff (seasoning packets etc etc) >>a handful of epic dishes that i still love >>used canned mushrooms a lot, fucking hated that shit >>remember eating lots of cereal, and bagels for dinner sometimes >> grow up to be pro chef >>cook dinner every so often, mom always interested in ways to improve cooking >>turned her on to fresh mushrooms and fresh herbs and veggies etc etc etc >>nothing makes her happier than a fresh salad with a bunch of veggies, loves having me around to chop stuff up for her >>shes still a mediocre cook >>refers to herself as my "kitchen bitch" when i cook larger meals because she knows that she gets to do all the bitch work >>love you mom
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>champurrado ( a chocolate based porridge with hominy flower, cinnamon, anise seed, vanilla bean) Oh lawdy I need this recipe now niglet.
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>be 10, food in house from shitty cheap supermarket >prepackaged roast beef smothered in cheapest bbq sauce with disgusting instant rice >parents too busy fighting and arguing to care about cooking; fight and argue all the time for 6 years, food is shit >dad starts cooking, eventually able to cook very well >mom joins cooking >amazing, gourmet multicourse meals once a weekend; family spends hours cooking and eating together >cooking saves family feelsgoodman.png
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>always be the chubby kid >younger sister is the "skinny/pretty" one >she never ate fruit or vegetables besides potatoes from when she was a toddler >become old enough to realize it's not healthy >"hey sister you should eat fruit and vegetables" >"lol no I'll be fat like you" >parents don't care she doesn't eat veges >parents force me to eat double servings of veges, deny me desserts/snacks because I'm chubby >she remains skinny through childhood despite a diet of exclusively processed carbs >father buys her $2000 road bicycle to join regional cycling team >she turns 14 not long after this and BALLOONS >literally doubles her body weight in less than a year >does not exercise anymore >mother in denial about her being fat >grow up, lose weight through puberty and exercise, leave home, learn to cook, eat awesome >visit home occasionally >she's now 18, drinks 2L bottle of coke in one sitting, 1 whole cheesecake, still no fruit or veges >confront her about this >"AT LEAST I ENJOY MY LIFE" >mother tells me to stop picking on my sister >mfw she now has type II diabetes
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>be 12 at thanksgiving >eating coleslaw for the first time >mayonnaise for the first time >instant repulsion >throw up onto napkin, spill a bit on tablecloth >go to bathroom >my father follows me in >picks me up by the throat >holds me up against the bathroom mirror shaking me >DO NOT EVER DISRESPECT MY DINNER TABLE AGAIN >mentally shut down day after thanksgiving>life as usual
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>Mother is large woman, feels that food = love >I have a therapist appointment coming up to deal with my horrible anxiety and sexual issues because I was molested when I was 8 in a Boys & Girls Club bathroom >She sneers at me and says she doesn't know how I have time to whine about being molested when I didn't even unload the dishwasher >I cry >She feels guilty, runs and grabs chinese takeout menu, tries to force me to pick something so she can order it >Tell her I'm not hungry (I'm not, I feel like I'm going to puke) >She blows up and calls me a selfish bitch, says I'm a horrible monster for making her feel like it's her fault I was molested, slams the door >Dad comes home, she whines to him that I'm a horrible spoiled bitch who won't accept food >He didn't know I was molested >He tells me in so many words that my mom's a dumb ass and it's not my fault >Tells me he was molested too, by his aunt >Bond with dad, feel a little stronger >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
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>be Christmastime >Cousin's dumbass husband is a chef considers himself an authority on fine foods >family essentially put him through chef school last year >agrees to make Christmas dinner for the extended family's christmas party. >Spaghetti sauce from restaurant size can >nasty, horribly spiced meat he puts in it. >iceberg lettuce salad >Brown n Serve rolls. mfw everyone but me got food poisoning. I don't even like spaghetti.
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>DO NOT EVER DISRESPECT MY DINNER TABLE AGAIN MFW I read that line first and thought you fucked the dinner table lmao
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>>2811617 >> Love all vegetables. Often used to eat a bowl of steamed vegetables for dinner and that's it. >> 'Vegetarian' friend says that it's disgusting and I'm not normal etc. >> Continue eating vegetables. >> Friend eating sausage roll one day and I asked her if she stopped being a vegetarian because she's eating meat. >> "I'm still vegetarian, sausage rolls don't count, there's not meat in them". >> Friend's mum says that she is a vegetarian, but often eats kabana and sausages, even steak/pork. >> Yep, great vegetarian. Pallas Cat !/vaSmRN6P2!!kkkdxfrG82w
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>be 13 >cook some ramen in the kitchen >mom walks in >OMG TRIPFAG HOW CAN YOU EAT SUCH DISGUSTING SHIT? >mfw she makes instant soup/sauce herself everyday
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>my best friend's step-mom was a weird crazy hipster vegan. >his dad was a Wisconsin dairy farming turned hippie. but he loved meat, and so did my friend >of course his mother wouldn't allow anyone in the family to eat meat when she was around > whenever his mom would go on business trips, i would come over and his dad would have barbeques >big ass steaks and hot links >they invite me over after i finish thanksgiving one year with my family >i go in and sit down at the table >GODDAMN BLOB OF TOFURKY >i struggle through a small portion and some almost raw vegetables >we get out of there and smoke some of his dads weed that my friend took >turkey and cheddar sandwiches at my house pic very related
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Holy fuck at this thread. My mum has been a pescetarian my whole life, but never had a problem with cooking me quality cuts of meat all through my childhood. Wasn't even phased that I HATE all seafood and always have. She taught me to cook from a very young age, always helped me with making things I liked but didn't know how to bake, and took me to restaurants all the time, where I ate adult food that I chose myself without complaints. Fast food was an occasional thing, as was snacks and sodas. We barely ever ate any processed food out of a box, fuck that shit. There was always delicious fruit in the bowl on the kitchen table. I credit her for my love of cooking fresh, simple, decent food. How have we got to a point in society where people genuinely live off the worst tier, factory made "food" is beyond me. Genuinely horrifying.
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>>2815163 hmmm...
I think my mother's only mistake in her cooking back when I still lived with my parents was during the last couple of years while there...
>she gets into healthy eating, diets and all that >butter in sauces? flavor? what is this heresy? not in this house? >end up prefering when dad cooks because he knows how to make stuff taste good >mother compensates by adding Arugula-based salads to god damn every meal >protip: Arugula is in the mustard family, and tastes accordingly >I develop an aversion to green salads in general due to overexposure to peppery shit-tasting arugula >today: cooking like a champ, but prefer to get my greens in the form of tomatoes, bell pepers, leeks, and other much less strong tasting greens Anonymous
>>2815246 > tomatoes > greens What?
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>>2815300 ok, vegetables in general then
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Vegetarians turning their kids into vegetarians.. Fucking die.
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This isn't much of a story, but:>Grandmother is 81 >Cooks a full roast every day without fail. >Love going to her house, mostly for god-tier roast potatoes, beef and gravy. >Stay there for 2 weeks >Get so sick of roast beef >Offer to cook dinner one night >She protests, but I insist >Make spaghetti carbonara >"But I don't have a pot tall enough to cook that pasta" >Wut >Turns out she has never cooked or eaten spaghetti in her life. >Cook it >"It's so slimy" >Roast beef the next day >Still love my Grandma
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>>2815096 I have the strangest feeling that this is going to happen to my sister.
That's what you get for eating all of those processed carbs without any exercise.
>Be 15 >start watching what I eat, eat lots of veggies and fruit instead of what I used to eat >Very active >Weight drops over the next six years, feel great about self >Mfw sister is still eating whatever she wants and weighs less than me still. Anonymous
>>2815365 because you lurk tumblr faggot.
Kill yourself.. you dont deserve a matabolism
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>>2815231 This
I'm a vegfag but if I had a kid I'd still buy and cook meat and fish for them. If they want to stop eating it later in life, fair enough, but it's up to them to decide.
Forcing your kids to be vegan is even worse. That's like stopping them drinking their mother's tit milk.
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>>2815368 Someone's having a bad morning.
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>>2813086 This is fucking gay, it's not that good
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>>2815231 >How have we got to a point in society where people genuinely live off the worst tier, factory made "food" is beyond me. Genuinely horrifying. Because the boomers got into a mindset of cheaper + faster + more = better, something that's just starting to be corrected now.
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>>2815365 this is called the starch bomb and it is why so many hot girls from disadvantaged backgrounds go from having outstanding teenage bodies to becoming landwhales.
that black/rican/trailer smokin chica you are looking at? if she is 18, by next year, she will be a walking bowl of cottage cheese. It is because humans are built to thrive on very poor nutritution until after puberty ends and then all that nasty shit catches up to you quick, and a nice round little apple bumbum on a thick lil girl turns into KILLITWITHFIRE
tl:dr, poor people eat shit food and it makes them fat
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>I'll eat anything, always loved soups, porridge esp. when screaming hot >be a baby, mom is feeding ne hot porridge, blows on every spoonful >drops spoon on accident >fuck this cold porridge bullshit, I want some now! >dunk hand into hot porridge, mom gets scared >I eat it up like a champ and don't cry >mom feeds me things that are kinda hot/warm >grandma berates her for this one day, becomes verbally abusive towards mom again >mom gets depressed >mom moves far away from grandma (mom was 19) >feeds me whatever the fuck she wants (awesome hot meals) I wonder what would have happened if we would have stayed with grandma
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>friend works as a nanny for the most over-acheiving, batshit insane lady ever >"precious Alec" is 7 years old, wets his bed, his pants, tortures animals and plays his mother like a harp >she spends exactly 20 minutes with him every day >he hits her, screams abuse, throws tantrums >she "punishes" him by giving him kisses "to make him feel accepted into the family" >mfw when the two nannies and housekeeper take up 95% of his day >he screams when hungry, at any time of the day >she feeds him oreo cookies, reeses and other candy goop "becuase his blood sugar is low >he orders his meals at the table- nuggets and fries and shit like that >the housekeeper has to make it for him even if she cooked a real meal >he wakes up in the middle of the night, screams, gets oreos >his mother claims she needs to keep his blood sugar in check >little shit clearly just wants oreos >mfw when supermom over there...is a doctor wtf, that kid is going to be on the evenin g news, I swear to god. If the diet doesn't kill him first, he's going to kill someone else.
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>>2811617 >work as housekeeper for fat white lady >pica is spanish for OP confirmed for Mexican.
Also, I remember your pineapple story from a previous thread.
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>>2817461 nothing wrong with being mexican, somebody's got to do all the damn work, since HoveRound Nation ain't exactly winning the day
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>>2817531 mfw Hoveround Nation votes republican looses their food stamps and gets even poorer
stupid is as stupid does
>commedian because its all just a fucking joke Anonymous
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>>2811835 Change your job you piece of fucking shit. It's people like you that are bringing the quality of mental health down. And it's people like you that hurt your clients more than you will ever be able to help them.
Fucking quit, go do something useful with your life because currently you aren't helping any fucking one.
You disgust me... you're that kid in my class that I wished the professor had failed because you're too pathetic to ever help anyone.
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>>2817417 Uuughhh...just no.Overlooking what is wrong with your child is the cause of many unhappy people nowadays.
I hate people who concentrate on their career yet not give a shit about their children.
Is it true?If it is, it's very sad.
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>parents only 'cook' microwave meals and depressingly bland roast dinners >actually physically repulsed by these offerings, can only stomach tiny mouthfuls of anything every mealtime >bacon sandwich for breakfast every morning >gives me vicious heartburn and abdominal cramps >it turns out i'm allergic to pork >"dad i can't eat that" >bacon sandwich for breakfast >throw it away on the way to school >live off caffeine and school dinners for eleven years because it's easier than having my father poison me >have retarded metabolism, liver problems, and grotesque, bony figure for the rest of life
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>Parents are drug addicts and alcoholics. >Spend all their money on non-food or house items. >get mad at me when I eat their stoner food because it's all we have. >live off of spaghetti with cheddar cheese for years. Or fast food every night because they're too blitzed out to cook. >end up getting fat because no fruits or vegetables in sight, and no ability to buy any. >Mom starts buying food for herself because her "munching" has gone right to her hips. >get beat and yelled at for eating her salad. >MFW I get a job, buy my own food and then get called greedy because I don't buy enough for them to eat. >MFW I don't give a shit and take the cost of what they eat out of the rent that I "owe" them, and they don't bitch cause they know they're horrible people. >MFW I move out and they lose their jobs, and don't have any way to support their drug addictions or alcohol problems and both of them lose a shit load of weight, because they'd rather buy drugs and booze than food. >Some people should not reproduce... EVER.