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No.502 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Dear /con/,

I've been thinking about going to Otakon for the 4chan activity and while there I wanted to get Fred-Chan to sign a picture of the lolicon art he did and then denied drawing. I have a concern though, and it's this shit about lolicon becoming illegal. What's the deal?
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We all like Snakes on a Plane right? Last time I checked it was a requirement of the international internetts. This guy got a tatoo of the SoaP logo on his arm and is trying to win a contest to be the ultimate SoaP fan. This is where you come in /b. Vote for him at http://www.snakesonaplane.com/fansweeps/index.html?votingUser=ibgerd&entry=2
I think he deserves it for getting an actual tatoo.

pic related

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No.1064 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
"We expect and will tolerate no less than zero problems at our panel"

no less than zero problems ->
not less than zero problems ->
more than zero problems ->
a positive number of problems

hmm...
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No.1495 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I love when the furries claim that /b/ is 90% furry. Where were they at the panel? Where were they all when the reverend declared the furacaust? When m00t said that selective murder was acceptable for furries, because it's "more of a cleansing"?

Furfags are a warped and perverse minority, and I think we all know what happens to minorities in /b/
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Buttons?

No.1399 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I heard my friend went to the 4chan panel, and then walked out and was booed for it.

You needed more Jew observers who might decide to put their money into /b/!


Oh well, I sent him to get buttons and he failed, what were they anyway?
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!2fjBs1WwZQ

Fuckin' Otakon

!2fjBs1WwZQ No.1443 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
So how many of you 4chan faggots watched some goddamned Ouran High School Host Club with me and my frat brothers? You might not have seen me because I was way in the back jamming one of those yowwie paddles into some of these convention bitches to get them to be quiet, you know what I mean? Swear to god, these sluts won't shut up.

Guys, I fuckin' have a whole new appreciation for these dudes' technique. These guys are so badass that like, okay, in the cartoon they're already pimping on the cartoon whores. But then, like, in real life, there are real life sluts watching the cartoon and they're like all ready to give up the pussy. To fuckin' cartoons, man! And whenever the fake-fags act like they're gonna make out, the real life sluts are all "ooooooooh" like on Saved By The Bell when Zack scores with that Kablonski chick.

It's too crazy, man. If these dudes, like, came out of the japtoon and started fuckin' walkin' around in the real world they'd fuck more cunts than Wilt Chamberlain.

No.1323 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
This is the longcat I made in three days. I think next year I'll make a giant pedobear. >_>
do veterans of this site approve of him? D:
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DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST