Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
Update 2024-04-07: Added ~400 October 2003 posts from 4chan.net. Browse them here.
I've been thinking about going to Otakon for the 4chan activity and while there I wanted to get Fred-Chan to sign a picture of the lolicon art he did and then denied drawing. I have a concern though, and it's this shit about lolicon becoming illegal. What's the deal?
We all like Snakes on a Plane right? Last time I checked it was a requirement of the international internetts. This guy got a tatoo of the SoaP logo on his arm and is trying to win a contest to be the ultimate SoaP fan. This is where you come in /b. Vote for him at http://www.snakesonaplane.com/fansweeps/index.html?votingUser=ibgerd&entry=2 I think he deserves it for getting an actual tatoo.
I love when the furries claim that /b/ is 90% furry. Where were they at the panel? Where were they all when the reverend declared the furacaust? When m00t said that selective murder was acceptable for furries, because it's "more of a cleansing"?
Furfags are a warped and perverse minority, and I think we all know what happens to minorities in /b/
So how many of you 4chan faggots watched some goddamned Ouran High School Host Club with me and my frat brothers? You might not have seen me because I was way in the back jamming one of those yowwie paddles into some of these convention bitches to get them to be quiet, you know what I mean? Swear to god, these sluts won't shut up.
Guys, I fuckin' have a whole new appreciation for these dudes' technique. These guys are so badass that like, okay, in the cartoon they're already pimping on the cartoon whores. But then, like, in real life, there are real life sluts watching the cartoon and they're like all ready to give up the pussy. To fuckin' cartoons, man! And whenever the fake-fags act like they're gonna make out, the real life sluts are all "ooooooooh" like on Saved By The Bell when Zack scores with that Kablonski chick.
It's too crazy, man. If these dudes, like, came out of the japtoon and started fuckin' walkin' around in the real world they'd fuck more cunts than Wilt Chamberlain.