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[1160519238] N3RdZ00rZ

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[1169357040] dicks

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dicks
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[1171705559] SPOCK IS A KIKE

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[1175542726] Oh Bible!

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Jesus said to them, "You shall indeed drink the cup that I drink, and you shall be baptized with the baptism that I am baptized with; 10:40  but to sit at my right hand and at my left hand is not mine to give, but for whom it has been prepared."

10:41 When the ten heard it, they began to be indignant towards James and John.

We're all predestined?!?!
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[1175323948] Suicide by fapping

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Disclaimer: I'm asking this question purely out of curiosity and do not have any intentions of carrying it out.

In theory, how many times a day would you need to fap in order to get yourself killed?  Assuming you're eating enough food, getting enough sleep, breathing acceptably fresh air, living in an acceptable climate, etc.?
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[1106420967] Why are girls so hot?

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From a historical perspective, cultures have been trying to reproduce as much as possible and spread the human race far across the globe.  Yet now, with overpopulation, we still seek to get it on with each other as much as possible.  And when we're not, we resort to simulated forms of stimulation as if we were reproducing.

Is it time that the human male stopped thinking about sex?  Wouldn't it leave more for social and scientific achievements if we weren't spending countless ours wanking to images of beauty?  Shouldn't we be able to have meaningful and intelligent conversations with females, without being distracted by their cute face and body?

If the production of testosterone were somehow controlled or limited, perhaps there would be less focus on sexual qualities and more focus on personality.  You could even talk to ugly women and not be turned off.  I just find it unfair to want to have meaningful conversation with someone, and yet in the back of my head a primal response says "damn it, you're hot!"

Look at some H-games, the plot and characters are generally thought out, sensitive, and somewhat realistic in their portrayal of female attitudes and personalities.  A female player could perhaps appreciate this characterization.  Then testosterone kicks in and the game resorts to hardcore sex.  Could there be better stories, works of art, movies, or other entertainment if we weren't so preoccupied with being horny and fapping constantly?
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[1166570216] I AM JESUS

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ask me anything
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[1174581955] God FAQ

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It seems that every time there is a debate over the existence of god, or the need for religion, theists seem to bring up the same (refuted) points over and over. I was thinking there must be some collection of arguments and rebuttals somewhere on the net? Could someone be kind enough to direct me to such a place?
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[1175041555] Why jesus

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i say there is no way jesus exists. its improbable, i think raptor jesus is more likely

[1163182661] 4chan is superior to regular human

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Dear /sci/

I have been thinking, what is 4chan? what 4chan represents?
Well, I believe, we are the evolution of humanity. We lack morals, we know --and more important, we accept that killing raping and diying are everyday consequences of life itself.
We understand the superiority of males on women, of white people on black people.
So I wonder, whats different in our brains? why normal people would not stand our sacred place?

Im confused, and tired, but specially confused, dear /sci/

Anonymous
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