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[1150626590] God is either all-powerful or all-loving

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Has it ever occured to you that if God was both all-powerful and all-loving he wouldn't create a world with suffering in it? There is unnecessary suffering, no one can doubt that. Some point out that we cause suffering to ourselves through our choices, because God gave us free will. Well, not all suffering is caused by other humans. What about natural disaters? Did hurricane Katrina happen because someone out there chose to make other humans suffer? I don't think so.
 
There is no point to having suffering on earth to teach us lessons. If God is all-powerful, he can create a world where we learn through non-painful ways. God can, if he is all-powerful, create a world where we don't suffer while still giving us free will. God has the power to shape this wordl any way he wants, but he doesn't seem to choose to do it in an all-loving way. For those that think a perfect hedonistic paradise would be boring, you don't seem to understand what God can do. God could make it so that we were always happy, and never got bored of it. You might think that God changing our desires is interferring with our free will. However, how is giving us a slightly different set of desires then the one we have any different, really? God gave us the temptation to do bad things, and then said we shouldn't do them. Hmmm, did he really expect us to be good ALL the time? It's like a parent putting a gun in the child's room, and telling them they can't touch or use it cause it's bad, even when the parent knows they gave the child the desire to use the gun.

Why is hell eternal if God loves us? Lets call God our parent for now, its a fair analogy. Parents punish their children for things they did wrong, including the choices we make. However, punishment always has a reason: it's to teach us a lesson. If hell is eternal, then there is no point to it, because we never get out. If I am sent to hell for not believing in God, I wouldn't learn the error of my ways. I would learn to hate God because he stuck me down in hell for eternity.

God sucks.
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[1166406186] Technically, my penis can exist

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I am a girl. but noone can disprove that I don't have a penis.
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[1169780988] 1 jew + 1 black

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$-5
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[1169807585] penises

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hehehe
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[1162246342] Religion

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I still can't believe that Christians don't believe dinosaurs never existed.

We have proof, yet they still disregard the facts.
There's no proof that there's heaven nor hell, yet they still preach about it's existance.

I, for one, don't believe these assholes get paid to do this shit!
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[1166989885] Evolution is racist

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evolution claims that black people evolved from apes. that's racist and if you believe in evolution you are a racist pig.
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[1158939191] Production of shit

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Is it normal to go a week without shitting? I notice people going to shit everyday. I am thin and eat little food, but people around me eat the same amount and still go to make brown babies everyday. Is fecal production proportionate to metabolism? Is this due to my body being superefficent at stripping useful materials?
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[1159836608] DOES AIDS CAUSE GAY OR DOES GAY CAUSE AIDS??

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WHICH COMES FIRST?
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[1167716384] hello

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Japanese are superior! US should have allied with them and kicked Chink & Soviet butt together until there be non left. Also with coupled effort of best US and Japanese scientist we could have developed all manner of nuclear and biological weapons before anyone else. Then we could have brought Germany to it's knees with nukes integrate it to our empire, stole their cool uniforms and make Swastika symbol of true freedom. Brits would be integrated to our empire with their noble elite executed. After all is done we should slave Africa, make our own empire into libertarian dictatorship and proclaim ourselves gods. Finally we should focus on making our superior white and Japanese races into immortal machine men, start conquering space, breed cat eared shota and loli sex slaves etc. It would have been most awesome and decadent nation ever. Superior to anything, even Ancient Romans and Greeks.
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