>ate some soy beans, now regret it
>farted outside the elevator on the 1st floor
>thinking it won't smell because the fart dissipated
>a girl, a dude, my friend and I walking the elevator
>as it went up, I smelled my rancid fart leaking outta my pants
>nonchalantly says "Who let it out?"
>nobody says anything
>but I can tell everyone is dying
>4th floor, the girl ran out
>I said with a pokerface "is it her?"
>the other guy was making an anguished facial expression..he was in pain.
>5th floor, everyone leaves. the guy ran out.
>my friend told me he thinks it's the guy because of his anguished facial express for holding the farts.
>to this day, my friend still thinks it was him.