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!YIFFSvTMcg No.19658064 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Oh God help me /g/, I had to go outside to meet a friend.

I'm outside. Right now.

It's cold and I'm not wearing a coat. Should I go back? They might be another twenty minutes and everyone who walks past keeps looking at me.

I never should have left my room.

What should I do? Go back?