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Anonymous !dCodef2d72 Fri 02 Mar 2012 11:30:00 No.10969470 View View Reply Original Report

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Sup /k/

I just bought a gun cabinet with two tubular pin tumbler locks off an artist for $20 because it was locked and she'd lost the keys. It's heavy as fuck and I'm damn near sure there's guns in there.

Question is, once I get the delicious guns inside, how do I register 'em to ensure I don't get the ATF after me?

arachnidman !!qkkU9WpvPIl

arachnidman !!qkkU9WpvPIl Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:47:00 No.10973973 Report

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>>10973947
highly illegal in commiefornia for BABY KILLING HEASTSEAKING RACIST ULTRACONSERVATIVE COP RAPING WEAPON OF MASS GENOCIDE.
so if it's full auto you best hide it and tell no one that you have it.

Nuclear Attack !dkOx2F6ZjA

Nuclear Attack !dkOx2F6ZjA Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:47:00 No.10973977 Report

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>>10973957
For the love of fuck OP, please, for the good of society, please, open it up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:47:00 No.10973978 Report

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Mfw this thread is someone with a bunch of guns who got a shitty safe just to troll us

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:49:00 No.10973991 Report

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>>10973947
You keel over and ask bubba for som ass luvin cause yousa goin to jail and atf's gon atf.

In all honesty you either hide it and wait for SHTF or give it to the atf so they can destroy it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:50:00 No.10973998 Report

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>>10973972
No, asshole. No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:50:00 No.10974003 Report

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>>10973955
Well that sounds like every redguard I know

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OP Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:51:00 No.10974015 Report

Quoted By: >>10974022 >>10974025 >>10974034 >>10974036 >>10974037 >>10974057

GUYS i managed to get it open..

one of these guns looks like an automatic. how do i know?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:52:00 No.10974019 Report

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op i demand you stop dicksucking and open this safe.

like a sir

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:52:00 No.10974022 Report

Quoted By: >>10974040

>>10974015
Shitty pic, but that's just a nugget...

Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:53:00 No.10974025 Report

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>>10974015
we've been being trolled

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:53:00 No.10974031 Report

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>>10973973
Op buys safe for 20 bucks because there might be gunz...omg wat if ther r guunzzz in da safe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:54:00 No.10974034 Report

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>>10974015
So... now the cabinet's green?

I smells me a troll

Nuclear Attack !dkOx2F6ZjA

Nuclear Attack !dkOx2F6ZjA Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:54:00 No.10974036 Report

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>>10974015
>See 1919 barrel in other picture
>Barrel is nowhere to be found
>Only Mosin and a poor, poor TAPCO'd SKS

Master troll.

OP Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:54:00 No.10974037 Report

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>>10974015
Not me, some other guy

OP Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:54:00 No.10974040 Report

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>>10974022
no I'm talking about the green one. it has a pistol grip

it looks like an m16 but it has a bayonet. I know M16's don't have bayonets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:54:00 No.10974041 Report

Quoted By: >>10974074

>>10973972
>Should I just stop and call the police? I think they're better equiped to handle this.
you gonna get buttraped

>safe covered in tool marks from attempting to force it open
>hurr officer i bought this safe full of guns for $20 i'm totally not lying.

OP Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:56:00 No.10974055 Report

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I'm a huge faggot, please rape my face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:56:00 No.10974057 Report

Quoted By: >>10974105

>>10974015
>other pics
door hinge is on right
>this pic
door hinge is on left

nice try.

WillyTheDisk !!W4ldCS0N1db

WillyTheDisk !!W4ldCS0N1db Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:58:00 No.10974074 Report

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>>10974041
What this guy said. Do NOT go to the authorities. They're going to think you stole it. If somehow, there is an automatic weapon in that safe, or a box full of hand grenades, or an atom bomb, or whatever, we'll cross that bridge when we get there. For now, just open the safe.

WillyTheDisk !!W4ldCS0N1db

WillyTheDisk !!W4ldCS0N1db Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:59:00 No.10974084 Report

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Also, since someone is trying to impersonate you OP, with shitty pics of a different safe, please post a new, time stamped pic of the safe, and use a tripcode.

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OP Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:00:00 No.10974093 Report

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here's a better picture you guys.

Now that I look at it it sort of looks like an ak 47. but something is off.

Please tell me if this is an automatic or not. i dont want to go to pound me in the ass prison

OP Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:01:00 No.10974105 Report

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>>10974057
no dude i took the picture sideways and had to rotate it and flip it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:01:00 No.10974110 Report

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Op kill your self, you may have the right to bear arms but you have proven you dont deserve them.

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OP Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:02:00 No.10974116 Report

Quoted By: >>10974125

Shook it up some more, here's another pic of something. Sorry, I can't get a good pic, cramming the lens into the crack like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:04:00 No.10974125 Report

Quoted By: >>10974135

>>10974116
OP, please get yourself a tripcode for the rest of your posts so we can tell what's a troll and what isn't.

OP !!2gLsj2mFlhC

OP !!2gLsj2mFlhC Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:05:00 No.10974135 Report

Quoted By: >>10974155

>>10974125
ok

Actual OP

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Actual OP Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:07:00 No.10974146 Report

Quoted By: >>10974158 >>10974177 >>10974214 >>10974215

No one's gonna believe me, but...

Got it open.

Nothing in it but Winchester 12-gauge, a cheap scope, a trigger lock and the husband of the artist's discharge papers.

I'm sorry, /k/.

Enjoy the other guy's stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:08:00 No.10974155 Report

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>>10974135
We still don't know which OP it is. Post a new timestamped picture of the safe so we know which tripcode is the real OP.

OP !!2gLsj2mFlhC

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OP !!2gLsj2mFlhC Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:08:00 No.10974158 Report

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>>10974146
But I was having so much fun!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:10:00 No.10974177 Report

Quoted By: >>10974182

>>10974146
Take pictures of the 12ga at least.

arachnidman !!qkkU9WpvPIl

arachnidman !!qkkU9WpvPIl Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:12:00 No.10974182 Report

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>>10974177
he means 12-gauge shot shells not a shotgun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:15:00 No.10974201 Report

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Future generations will study this thread as an example of master-class trolling.

The only better one was the guy who cut up that 1911.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:16:00 No.10974211 Report

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>take screwdriver
>place tip just inside your urethra
>take hammer
>hammer the screwdriver handle into your urethra, completely down the shaft, all the way to the handle

this will open the safe without permanent damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:16:00 No.10974214 Report

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>>10974146
You should probably return the discharge papers.

The rest makes up for the $20 you spent.

Actual OP

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Actual OP Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:16:00 No.10974215 Report

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>>10974146
I'm sorry, /k/.

Here you go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:22:00 No.10974247 Report

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>Enter /k/
>See first thread
>Read for 5 minutes
>Witness a classic hijack
>LMAO for another few minutes
>10/10
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:30:00 No.10974306 Report

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The shame....it burns....

Actual OP

Actual OP Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:41:00 No.10974369 Report

Quoted By: >>10974382 >>10975974

>>10974215
There's a few things left in the safe. Some .22, some gun oil, an ounce of weed (really), a Winchester note of some sort, but here's what I pulled out.

1x Tasco scope (4x15)
1 bag Winchester X OO Buck
1 box Winchester Super X OO Buck (9 pellet 2 1/2in)
1 box Federal Steel Birdshot
1 Master trigger lock
1 set of scope caps (I assume; they're yellow and too far apart to be goggles)
1 round Remington 22

Once I get it open for real I'll let you know.

And again, I'm sorry to have gotten your hopes up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:43:00 No.10974382 Report

Quoted By: >>10974390

>>10974369
but the ounce of weed must be taped to a barrel - therefore, there is a gun in there.

Actual OP

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Actual OP Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:47:00 No.10974390 Report

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>>10974382
So I'm hoping.

Mom's gonna bring home a refrigerator key, so if that works I'll let you-all know.

Also, if this thing is anything like others I've seen, there MAY be an upper shelf with stuff in it.

And hey, at least I finally get to use this.

MacReady

MacReady Sat 03 Mar 2012 04:16:00 No.10974515 Report

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>>10973932
Seconded for hilarity.

random nogunz faggot

random nogunz faggot Sat 03 Mar 2012 04:17:00 No.10974520 Report

Quoted By: >>10974535

Why is the timestamp 3/12/2012? Did it take you 9 months (or 9 days) to get the safe open? Are you a time traveller?

Actual OP

Actual OP Sat 03 Mar 2012 04:20:00 No.10974535 Report

Quoted By: >>10974541

>>10974520
Because I had a brainfart.

Or I could be a time traveler. Whichever amuses you more.

HumperTheHumvee !QDME3WhDWI

HumperTheHumvee !QDME3WhDWI Sat 03 Mar 2012 04:22:00 No.10974541 Report

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>>10974535
OP I love you in a non gay way.
If you manage to open the safe fully please make another thread and get it archived.

Or better yet email me
Fatesealed@forthelulz.co.uk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Mar 2012 07:10:00 No.10975720 Report

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