Poon Herder
>>12559887 Oh god yes.
>>12559884 I wanna go inna desert to shoot, just need to find a good spot to do so.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559878 I hide my /k/ommandoism well. But if you ask for all the money in my drawer and then say, "Fuck, I forgot my gat," I'll tell you I'm from /k/ as well.
Poon Herder
>>12559901 That.. could end badly.
Or very awesome, I dunno.
Anonymous
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>>12559883 > ;_; you must be oldf4g xD
Anonymous
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>>12559907 Ask him about the new shipment of Optimos.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559887 That would work as well.
>My coworker's face when he says I CAN be rude to customers and I tell him I used to be able to shoot them >>12559890 I suppose so, but do I look like a Stomemason to you? #TINFOIL
>>12559898 >Away from town >Away from people >Away from police >Begin shootan Anonymous
Hah! Stopped right before the flooding reached my door!
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559914 innadesert/innawoods is the best place to shoot, No pants-on-head retarded rules to interfere
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
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>>12559907 Nah, any nigga who forgets his gat will get laughed out of the store. Hell, any nigga who brings his gat will get laughed at.
>"You're gonna shoot me for a roll of pennies?! SHIT NIGGA YOU DUMB!" Anonymous
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>>12559920 Or innaprivateland, holy shit does that feel good.
Poon Herder
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>>12559914 >Hfw he's actually met you at work and didn't know it. >>12559920 The rang(s) I go to aren't pants on head.
>Dat feel when I miss being able to go out in my backyard in OH and shoot all day long. Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559917 Awesome!
>Rain is gone here as well Holy fuck, are you by Point Tapatillo?
>>12559920 Inna desert is best inna. Cacti, nigger.
And bro tier BLM employees who think Obrez's are 100% legal.
Anonymous
So many Phoenixbros. Need to get together at Shooter's World for an evening or something.
Poon Herder
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>>12559939 Seems to be a fair amount of AZ bros on here.
Anonymous
>>12559936 I'm about ten minutes away, actually!
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559939 >Shooters World Oh HEEEEEEEEEEELL NO.
Well, actually, as long as it's not SGC I'm good.
>MFW SGC had a store in Glendale >MFW they refused to sell me 100 boxes of .32 ACP because "it's illegal to sell handgun ammo to anyone under 21" >MFW I went to Walmart and bought the same ammo ten minutes later No wonder the Glendale location of Scottsdale Gun Club failed. Well, that and they couldn't get a range.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559950 North or South of T Bird?
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559936 actually now that I think about it, we get small scrubby cacti here sometimes
>recalled little Divine Surgeon running about and getting needles and other pointy shit cause I grabbed a cactus without thinking about it Anonymous
>>12559958 South. I'm sort of by the Airport.
>Inb4 windowless white van pulls up Poon Herder
>>12559968 Don't feel bad, a few /k/ommrades know where I live. And no party van or drive by shooting yet.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559966 >Be toddler >Be on Luke AFB >See "fuzzy" cactus >Grab cactus >Spend rest of day crying as needles are plucked from hand >>12559968 Okay, I know this will sound creepy, but what are your nearest major cross streets?
If you're near me I'm gonna piss my pants.
Anonymous
>>12559973 Night /k/ isn't like that and day/k/are has neither gun or transport for the act.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559977 in my defense, the cactus tasted good.
Poon Herder
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>>12559981 Most of them do.
>>12559979 I know, and the few people who do, I've talked to or actually hung out with.
Anonymous
>>12559337 You do know that has five leaves, not seven.
And that firearm is a POS.
Anonymous
>>12559977 Oh no, I'm not close enough for you to, say, hear a gunshot.
Ten minutes away by freeway. Nearest major cross streets are 44th St and Thomas. But that's still pretty damn close.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559992 44th and Thomas... Holy balls, I used to live not too far from there.
>>12559991 >Has never raised a plant before >Has never fell victim to the sheer beauty of AB-10's DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559998 I personally would want a Calico over an Intratec, but that's just me
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12560009 The Intratec is like a Luty BSP managed to fuck a drunk Glock in a club.
y u no like?
Say, is Calico still in business? IIRC their site hasn't been updated in years.
Anonymous
>>12559953 Innadesert works just as well. Probably even better.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12560018 I don't think so, although
>'dat 50 and 100rd Helical mags Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12560019 Meeting /k/ommandos to shoot inna desert has yet to get me shot/killed/raped, and I've done it three times.
>>12560020 And now I can't find the pictures of the anime that uses a Calico...
I do want one of their .22LR or 9x19mm carbines though.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12560022 Calico was used in an anime?
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
Poon Herder
>>12560022 >Yet being the keyword, and we have yet to meet. Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12560031 herder pls
>>12560023 IIRC it was one where the Holy Grail would grant a single wish. Some guy had a T/C pistol, WA2000, and Calico.
Poon Herder
>>12560035 Nerk-kuun kudasai.
I mean, for fuck's sake, I didn't get to rape bowtie. Although... I think 10 inches soft did..
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12560043 >Raping Bowtie Dammit, why wasn't I invited
oh right distance barrier
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12560043 I don't know what you called me, but fuck you.
>And thus my saved bacon grease goes to waste Poon Herder
>>12560046 A badly translated "please"
>>12560044 Next time we'll invite you. We're taking turns and then we're gonna leave him in a ditch for the snakes, vultures and other animals to feed upon the body.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12560048 I'll be sure to bring the Banjo, it can be deliverance innadesert
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
I FOUND IT NIGGERS. I FOUND IT.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Fate/Zero WASN'T EVEN ON THE LIST:
>>12560029 DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
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>>12560051 IMFDB needs to update their shit
Poon Herder
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>>12560050 Awwww yeah!
>>12560051 Speaking of animu, I'm watching Slayers. Not too bad.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
AND NOW I SLEEP. GOOD NIGHT BOARD OF WEAPON. SLEEP WELL AND MAY BOARD OF ANIMALS AND BOARD OF CREEPY THINGS MAKE PASSIONATE LOVE TO YOU ALL.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
KooKooKaDenim !gqxLBN5QDI
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>>12560051 This looks awesome, why have I never heard of it before?
Anonymous
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>>12560062 The paranormal doesn't exist.
Anonymous
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>>12560023 Calico made an appearance in a Crying Freeman comic in early nineties - don't ask me which one, but was wielded by hot female assassin/yakuza gangstress...
Anonymous
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Calico in Eraser was best calico